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>the cute waitress's face when I'm out with my parents and order my steak Well Done

>> No.12264646
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>>12264618
>OMG ANON THE JUICES HOW COULD YOU POST THIS IN YOUR SNAPCHAT my god that meat is darker than tyrone's ewww

>> No.12264658

>>12264618
>Well Done
>I dont wanna be able to discern whether Im eating a cow or a charcoal briquette
>Chuckle, give her a wink
>Oh and a bottle of A1. Thank you hun that'll be all.
>I mean it by the way, cremate that thing!
>Ha ha ha.

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>>12264658
>knowing about the A1 Steak Sauce
BASED AND REDPILLED

>misrepresenting a well done steak as being burnt instead of fully cooked
YIKES AND CRINGEPILLED

>> No.12265276

>>12264618
>wait staff
>touching lip
she's fired.

>> No.12266047

a1 steak sauce is fucking nummy I put that shit on my rare steaks all the time sue me

>> No.12266150

What's the best way to get in a waitress's pants?

>> No.12266159

>>12264618
God yes. Let the shitposting begin.
Lets get one thing straight. If you order your steak a different way than I do, then you are a little stinky baby. Why dont you go dookie in your pants you dirty infant.

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>Why, yes, I‘ll have my steak blue rare. Yes, blue. Yes, barely seared. Fuck it... You know what? Just bring me a cow and a cleaver, I‘ll deal with that shit myself.

>> No.12266183

>>12266150
give her your big tip

>> No.12266295

>>12266169

>Just take my steak and wave it in the general direction of the grill a minute please.

>> No.12266303

>>12266169
>>12266295
t. Barbarians

>> No.12266335

>>12264618
>Oh man I have this feeb again? That's it, I quit. I can't look at that giant oozing zit on his forehead anymore.

>> No.12266360

>>12266335
thats my dick asshole

>> No.12266364

>>12266150
Place five dollar bills on the edge of the table, take one away every time she does something wrong or serves someone before you. Let her have the remainder as her tip.

>> No.12266373

>Well done
>With ketchup please

>> No.12266520

>>12266360
You have a cloaca?

>> No.12266802

never date a waitress or bartender, they are all either alcoholics, bipolar, borderline or all of the above