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>invite girl over for a cooking date
>lose my shit over her incompetence
>end up getting no pussy and she keeps bailing out on meeting up since then
why did I listen to you guys, cooking dates suck

>> No.12258244

>>12258243
What did you make? Besides an ass of yourself?

>> No.12258247

>>12258244
chicken quesedillas

>> No.12258248

>cooking date with a girl that can't cook
What next, going running with a girl in a wheelchair? Cooking dates are great for two people who can fucking cook.
If you want to have a cooking date with a girl that can't cook then you have to be patient and teach.
What were you thinking?

>> No.12258253

>>12258243
She failed at cooking and you failed at a social interaction. Likely neither of you will learn from the failures, but sounds like your own failure probably stung harder.

>> No.12258254

>>12258243
If you know how to cook, you should've done all the cooking

>> No.12258258

>>12258243
this is the desired result, repeat it until you don't have to bitch about ineptitude

>> No.12258262

>>12258243
>>invite girl over
Get a load of this Chadwick

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12258275

>ugghhh I lost interested as soon as he started seasoning the chicken with dill

>> No.12258277

>>12258243
What a fuckin retard. Lmao.

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>lose my shit over her incompetence
Exactly the point you dun goofed

>> No.12258476

>>12258243
She probably thought that you meant coking date

>> No.12258543

>>12258243
>spergs out
>totally not my fault guys
it is right that you were denied pussy

>> No.12258571

>>12258476
Or caulking date

>> No.12258580

>>12258307
Imagine how grateful that dog would be if you gave him a treat

>> No.12258874

>>12258580
Dont temp me anon

>> No.12258906

>>12258243
>complaining that she didn't know what she was doing
>not expecting this and capitalizing on it by flirtatiously guiding her
OP a fag as usual

>> No.12258970

>>12258247
>lose your shit over her incompetence
>made chicken quesadillas
>mexican grilled cheese
well, she's an idiot, but you're not much further ahead.

>> No.12258972

>lose my shit
maybe you should have kept your cool, hothead

>> No.12258993

>cooking date

zoomers, ladies and gentlemen. Remember when dates meant getting blackout drunk, sniffing an eightball and coming out of the blackout while finger banging Jessica in your backseat behind the Piggly Wiggly and wondering if the bitch did all coke?

>> No.12258995

>>12258243
you dodged a bullet anon ,what use is a woman or any adult for that matter that can't cook for themselves how would she feed your potential kids? theres literally no reason to not know how to cook with all the available information that's at your fingertips ,you really don't need her

>> No.12259018

>>12258993
i had a couple dates like this in high school
t. 21 year old zoomer

>> No.12259026

>>12258874
what about a baby carrot? pls

>> No.12259031

>>12258248
>What next, going running with a girl in a wheelchair?
anon would do this

>> No.12259068

>>12258993
this is back when coke was $10 a gram

>> No.12259183

>>12258580
He'd probably become your best friend... until he left you for the next anon who gifted a treat like the SELL OUT THAT HE IS

>> No.12259200

>>12258243
you explained nothing about what actually happened, this just seems like a shitpost

what were you hoping to achieve with this thread?

>> No.12259270

>>12259031
>Anon, I'm training for a wheelchair marathon, do you want to be my running buddy? I know you like to go jogging.

Would ya if she was cute?

>> No.12259494

>>12259031
OP here, why wouldn't I? They always say they don't want to be treated any differently. Get your ass up and run bitch.

>> No.12259919

Did you ever think about apologizing and asking for a second chance at cooking date?

Don't be a fucking woman and beat around the bush, just be straight up.

>> No.12259925

>>12259919
huh?

>> No.12260023

>>12258243
SHOW US YOUR TEXTS
LET THE BOARD DECIDE>

>> No.12260057

>>12258243
heh, girls often pretend they're less competent than they are so the guy can feel more masterful. Major fuckup on your part.