ITT: Post Food Myths

[Anonymous No.12258036]

>butter is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.12258041]

You shouldn't make ALL your sauces with monosodium glutamate and sodium hexametaphosphate as an emulsifying salt.

[Anonymous No.12258043]

>soy gives you moobs
:D

[Anonymous No.12258052]

>>12258036
>Eating a piece of food thats been on the ground <5s is ok

[Anonymous No.12258054]

>>12258036
That’s some really ugly art, god damn

[Anonymous No.12258056]

>>12258036
It takes seven years for gum to digest

[Anonymous No.12258060]

cross-contamination

[Anonymous No.12258062]

You have to starve yourself before anal or your partner will have a feces penis.

[Anonymous No.12258072]

>>12258062
Just use an enema wtf

[Anonymous No.12258106]

>>12258060
this guy stores cooked food under raw meat

[Anonymous No.12258118]

>salt is bad for you

[Anonymous No.12258121]

>>12258036
>fast food is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.12258134]

>believing that searing doesn't lock in the juices

[Anonymous No.12258343]

>>12258062
>>12258072
And what’s wrong with a little squirt when you go in the back door? It’s only natural.

[Anonymous No.12258357]

>>12258062
>food passes in 6 hours


nigger, it takes 12- 24 hours for food to go from mouth to anus unless you have the shits or are constipated so just time it correctly.
Missing 1 or 2 meals doesn't qualify as starving

[Anonymous No.12259325]

>>12258357
If it normally takes food that long to pass through your system there's something wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.12259585]

>>12258036
>peeing after masturbating doesn't damage your urethra

[Anonymous No.12259638]

>it takes 6 hours for food to pass through your system

[Anonymous No.12259849]

>>12258062
can confirm

[Anonymous No.12259863]

>>12259849
What is the ideal amount of time to starve your partner so you don't get a feces penis?

[Anonymous No.12259894]

>>12258062

[Anonymous No.12259918]

>MSG is unhealty

[Anonymous No.12259951]

>>12258036
>Cream is more unhealthy than milk

[Anonymous No.12260758]

>>12259894
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12261671]

>>12258036
Eating steak raw is good for you

[Anonymous No.12261705]

>cholesterol (and therefor, eggs) are unhealthy in any amount
>MSG causes reactions like flushing, swelling, headaches and nausea
>adults without intellectual disabilities use ketchup
>halal or kosher food is better than regularly slaughtered/produced food
>autism/mental disabilities can be prevented or treated with diet
>placing radish(es) in the anus is a good idea

[Anonymous No.12262060]

>good ice cream doesn't use stabilizers
>good ice cream uses only fresh milk and cream for the dairy
The ice cream that I make with my piece of shit $30 ice cream machine (with a piece missing from the lid because I dropped it) makes ice cream with a better texture than some of the "gourmet" brands I can buy at a store, because I add milk powder, whey protein isolate and xanthan gum, whereas the companies are more interested in having a clean label than making a good product. It's ridiculous.

Also why the fuck are so many of the otherwise good ice creams so low fat? The other day I bought a supposedly super-premium vanilla ice cream that proved to be 8% fat. What the fuck? That's borderline milk. I wouldn't even eat sorbet with 8% fat. And this was vanilla, which is supposed to be in the richer end. I don't think I'd ever make an ice cream with less than 15% fat, but preferably 20%.

[Anonymous No.12262214]

Drinking Mountain Dew will lower your sperm count.

[Anonymous No.12262271]

>mcdonald's is more unhealthy than greasy homemade food by a shitty cook

[Anonymous No.12262319]

>milk is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.12262406]

>The McChicken is good

[Anonymous No.12262535]

>>12262406
it's a crappy and basic sandwich
whoever came up with that meme has probably never had a burger before

[Anonymous No.12262643]

>>12258134
OP said myths, not facts.

[Anonymous No.12262662]

This thread is just an echo chamber for the brain damaged

[Anonymous No.12262685]

>>12262214
I heard the yellow dye shrinks your dick.

[Anonymous No.12262694]

>>12258060
>cut meat on board
>toss it in pan
>cut veggies on board
>toss in pan with meat
>REE YOU JUST POISONED US
People have no common sense.

[Anonymous No.12262704]

>>12258036
S-sauce?

[Anonymous No.12262712]

>>12262704
I would've posted food myths but your retarded post made me not want to.
Cut off your penis and becomes less insufferable individual.

[Anonymous No.12262724]

>>12261705

>>placing radish(es) in the anus is a good idea

You are telling me all these years I've been told a lie?!

[Anonymous No.12262837]

>>12258357
>it takes 12- 24 hours for food to go from mouth to anus

Whoa