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>> No.12256795

E G G
G
G

>> No.12256804
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>> No.12256805

F O R T
O
R
T

>> No.12257069

>>12256804
That actually looks cool

>> No.12257072
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>> No.12257080

>>12257069
You could probably skimp on using 1.5 cups of sugar, the lady in the video is obese

>> No.12257082

When you post a webm can you please write of description of the video for us mobile users?

>> No.12257083

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>>12257082
>for us mobile users

>> No.12257533

>>12257083
How?

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>> No.12257652

>>12257082
why? I can watch all webms in my phone just fine

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>> No.12257672

>>12257632
Cool, cheese in the animal's skin, that's new to me.

>> No.12257700

>>12257632
damn, my brain was spinning mach 5 for a minute there, trying to figure out what that was

>> No.12257711

>>12257632
geez, at first I though this was a hairy man torso

>> No.12257713

>>12257632
World's biggest truffle?

>> No.12257722

>>12257082
Kill yourself

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>> No.12257731

>>12257722
Tell the Devil Not Today

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>> No.12257803

>>12257632
>those invisible cheese cuts at the end
So satisfying

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>> No.12257820

>>12257672
That might just be mold it can be hairy and mottled looking like that

>> No.12257827

>>12257815
>Devine

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>> No.12257860

>>12257827
Hey I used to live there, never knew it was Mac and Cheese though. Thought it was a city.

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>> No.12257866

>>12257857
Can someone write a description of this one, it looks like it might be good from the thumbnail.

>> No.12257869

>>12257815
I actually have a bit of saliva dribbling down my face after viewing this

>> No.12257871

>>12257857
I bet that bitch killed herself after that happened

>> No.12257874

>>12257866
A woman sees bald men in public and immediately feels an innate urge to shame them.

>> No.12257875

>>12257857
I've had many odd jobs in the past, but I always avoided waitering like fire for this exact reason.

>> No.12257877

anyone else only click on webm's that have replies?

>> No.12257880

>>12257866
dude shut the fuck up, your phone has a video player, you can play webms externally on the mobile 4chan site. or download an app.
or go to a library and use an actual desktop

>> No.12257883

>>12257072
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING QUICHE IT'S JUST A RETARDED LASAGNA

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>>12257866
wtf are you using an ipod touch from 2008?

>> No.12257888

>>12257864
Turk food (doner excepted) looks inoffensive, yet not interesting enough to become a global fad.

>> No.12257892

>>12257082
>for us iphone faggots
fixed that for you

>> No.12257895

>>12257883
Yeah. When I think 'quiche' I think 'eggs'. There are only two eggs in that.

>> No.12257904

>>12257885
Where did you get your almond activator?

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>> No.12257913

>>12257080
Being honest, and although it wasn't the intention, old-time cooking was like that. Look at old recipe books and you can see cakes using 6 eggs and a lot of sugar since back then people ate decently and didn't just deepthroat 20 oreos to get the feelgood hormones.

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>> No.12257933

>>12257904
here.
take one

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>> No.12258099

>>12257915
NOT THE BEES

>> No.12258101

>>12257885
No, 2015. Surprised it still works.

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>> No.12258165

>>12258147
LOOKS YUMMY GANG! WOOWOOWOO!

>> No.12258170

>>12258155
is it weird that i find her attractive?

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>>12258170
kinda

>> No.12258179

>>12258170
no. dont be retarded

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>>12258179

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>>12258187

>> No.12258215

>>12258170
That's pretty gay dude.

>> No.12258234

>>12258178
>>12258155
is she blind or something?

how does she do her hair and stuff?

>> No.12258250

>>12258234
i think she has a bit of the 'tism

>> No.12258260

>>12258250
she's married to a rich old fat guy, so yeah.

>> No.12258280

>>12258178
>>12258155
I wish shed cut my dick

>> No.12258283

>>12257945
that looks unironically good, I might make it

>> No.12258335

>>12257883
agreed

but it still looks fucking good

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>> No.12258354

>>12257082
iToddler detected

>> No.12258370

>>12257664
>Me and yer mum.webm

>> No.12258378

>>12257915
So do they eat the bees or what? Are they going to bake that?

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>>12256732

>> No.12258430

>>12258187
cute feet

>> No.12258533

>>12258430
really? I think she has goblin looking feet.

>> No.12258549

>>12256795
>>12256805
not yet,breh.

>> No.12258568

>>12256795
no.

>> No.12258592

>>12258149
looks like the puss some guys had in their arms after injecting synthoil

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>> No.12258788

How does he get out?

>> No.12258818

>>12258758
>OBEY
?????????

>> No.12258821

>>12258788
He did, died. He was walking to the egg stand one morning and got hit by a car. He went into a coma and his family decided to pull the plug after 2 weeks. His son didnt want to be in that business so there will no longer be an egg king in their family. All and all, it was sad to see him go but he did live a long fulfilling life and had a loving family.

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>>12258770
>pretty great looking sandwich
>yellow mustard
>mfw

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>> No.12258992

>>12258952

the polish man's wet dream. Potato but in a different shape. BABUSHKA HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT
>has heart attack and dies

>> No.12259006

>>12257857
As a server I once spilled 10oz of Malbec on a little kid. In any other restaurant ever I would've been fired on the spot. nearly passed out from embarrassment.

>> No.12259009

>>12259006

i spilled a tray of 8 beers on some guy in a tux at the races. Didn't take into account when you take one off the rest become unbalanced. Still no idea how the fuck you hold the tray. Dude ended up tipping me $50 coz i was so embarrassed.

>> No.12259041

>>12258979
I hate his face but that does look good

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>> No.12259046

>>12259006
>>12259009
I will never wait tables in my life. I'd sooner panhandle

>> No.12259051

>>12259044
ooh ducky

>> No.12259059

>>12259006
I would have clapped if I saw that

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>> No.12259102

>>12258818
Took me a sec, I think it's supposed to be Old Bay

>> No.12259160

>>12259044
I am rock hard

>> No.12259236

>>12259009
I can't imagine being so embarrassed that someone gives you money. That's the highest tier you could possibly get, man.

>> No.12259240

>>12259044
auntie annes eat your heart out
can you imagine if auntie annes served this?
you would never be able to get one because there would be too many people in line

>> No.12259324

>>12258979
I want to see him eat something he hates,just to see him over react in a negative way.

>> No.12259365

>>12258758
skin is brown, turn around

>> No.12259424

>>12258155
>sawing with that kind of blade

oof

>> No.12259431

>>12259236

man the best part was some old bag at the next table saw it and insisted her husband tip me as well

>> No.12259500

>>12258768
I'm so glad I wasn't born somewhere where I have to eat fucking mosquito cake. Jesus.

>> No.12259504

>>12258883
That egg's not cooked.

>> No.12259507

>>12259324
i want to see him eat a bullet

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>> No.12259558

>>12259531
Is it me or is that kid on the right way too big to be sitting in a booster seat and drinking out of a fucking sippy cup? Also how sad are those balloons?

>> No.12259586

>>12256804
Ruth is a dumb bitch who needs to learn what room temp butter is

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>> No.12259593

>>12256804
>walnuts
>no espresso powder
>only a single tiny layer of cinnamon sugar
Ruth should be hanged

>> No.12259600

>>12258418
That's a lot of work when you could just use margarine

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>> No.12259616

>>12258840
This shit was so good in Taiwan

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>> No.12259650

>>12259637
How does she keep track of what's in the bowls

>> No.12259657

>>12259650
by constantly lifting up the lids to check

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>>12259587
all those prepacked ingredients
Even garlic from a jar

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>> No.12259752

>>12259731
>a fucking watermelon slice with ice cream on top
how much does it cost? $15?

>> No.12259758

>>12258768
unironically based niggers making food for themselves and not begging for gibs

>> No.12259759

>>12257915
how does he get out without killing all the bees?

>> No.12259802

>>12257945
I fucking need it

>> No.12259804

>>12258883
was jack burned as a child or something? why is he this averse to heat?

>> No.12259816

>>12258898
that backdrop is reminiscent of a silent hill insane asylum

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>>12257072
>those fat arms

>> No.12259850

>>12259624
i like how the squid thinks it can escape while the chef is busy dicing up the rest of its body

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>>12259821

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>> No.12259904

>>12259890
did he just fucking nibble ice cream?

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>> No.12259926

>>12259890
oh cool I'm gonna go make this right now, I'm gonna get my left over dry ice.

>> No.12259933

>>12259904
he probably had no idea what 'dry ice' ice cream would taste like so didn't want to fuck himself up if it was bad.

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>> No.12259939

>>12259933
humans are supposed to lick ice cream, not try and bite it, until it gets down to the cone

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>> No.12259980

>>12259939
What kind of absolute faggot are you that you would lick an ice cream cone as an adult male? The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.12259989

>>12257908
i would eat that, but mostly because i don't know what pumpkin spice tastes like.

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>>12259980
Not him, but I agree. Adults dont lick ice cream like an animal.

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>> No.12260039

>>12257888
You won't even find Döner as you may know it in turkey. Germany had a flood of turkish Guestworkers in the 1960s. Since they really had no time to sit and eat, someone in berlin put the ingredience into a flatbread. Kadir Nurman is officially the inventor. Died in 2013.

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>> No.12260046

>>12259717
What are the long weird things at 3-4s?

>> No.12260048

>>12260046
bacon (I think)

>> No.12260050

>>12259916
yes pls

>> No.12260072
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>>12259044
Some Bavarians would laugh at ou until you left the room, others would try to murder you with the next Maß they get their hands on. What retard smears sweet mustard on a Brezel and then melts cheese over it? Sweet mustard is for a good white sausage, not for spreading. And what in the fuck! Little brezen as sidedish for a big one? and a quarter of a sour-cucumber? Am i having a stroke?

>> No.12260088

>>12260072
murder someone over food, you ok m8? also a sour cucumber is officially called a pickle. the more you know.

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>>12259942
>those fat hands
what the fuck /ck/? i thought vegans were supposed to be healthy!

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This replaces egg man

>> No.12260124

>>12260116
it does! he died irl anyway so yeah.

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>> No.12260330

>>12260116
>takes 10 years to make a two egg omlette
>replaces egg men

>> No.12260358

>>12260116
Automation is scary. Hold me, guys
>>12260330
>10 years
What do you mean 10 years. That video is two minutes long

>> No.12260359

>>12260170
You should probably stop posting this tasty video now. It's tasty but we've seen it.

>> No.12260407

>>12257072
Posting sped up top-down videos should be bannable offense.

>> No.12260411

>>12259752
It says it's about $10 on the sign

>> No.12260430

>>12260039
>guest workers
Replacement population

>> No.12260431

>>12259624
poor squid bro did nothing wrong.

>> No.12260434

>>12259044
kys
greetings from bavaria the home of the Brezl

>> No.12260436

>>12259587
>heating olive oil
kys

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>>12256732
All that food looks like dogshit.
And it's probably mostly because of the horrible whitebalance. What a shame.

>> No.12260444

>>12260439
Thats pretty neat.

>> No.12260458

>>12260116
This dumb piece of shit robot fucked up in the first 15 seconds.

>> No.12260459

>>12260116
How does it get out of the glass box?

>> No.12260465

>>12260436

as long as you don't use extra virgin olive oil, it's fine to heat olive oil. It can stand frying temperatures

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>>12260465
I'm never sure if you people are serious or trolling.
Is EVOO really that different from the cheap regular stuff? In terms of smokepoint?

>> No.12260472

>>12260465
>as long as you don't use extra virgin olive oil, it's fine to heat olive oil
Source?
Because I am 100% sure you are fucking wrong, the smoke point of olive oil doesn't change if you cold press it or not.
There is 0 reason to buy cheap olive oil to fry if you can use frying oils.
Are you by any chance american?

>> No.12260494

>>12257723
(you)

>> No.12260511

>>12260465
>It can stand frying temperatures
What? No, not at all. You are frying wrong. If you are talking about deep frying. But yes olive oil can handle searing. Adding butter raises the burn temperature.

>> No.12260518

>>12260511
Shut your uneducated retarded american mouth you should NEVER heat Olive oil it ruins it's taste.
I am cooking for 3 decades now using the finest olive oils you can buy in europe I know what I am talking about.
>Adding butter raises the burn temperature.
Now I know that you are trolling.

>> No.12260523

>>12260116
How do you update the firmware without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.12260605

>>12259890
>eating dry ice

>> No.12260609

>>12260116
Wow great, fuck that first egg yolk I guess, thanks.

>> No.12260611

>>12257632
>man skins and flays an SCP in preparation to consume it for its power

>> No.12260716

>>12260469
Apparently
https://jonbarron.org/diet-and-nutrition/healthiest-cooking-oil-chart-smoke-points

>> No.12260771

>>12259859

Can someone write down what is happening here?

>> No.12260873

>>12259587
>putting the chicken away to use the pan for something else
does this really still qualify as one-pat

>> No.12260912
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>>12260518
NO U. I'm not a filthy american. Here is what I got dumb shit:
1: Cheap shit olive oil (but not THE cheapest)
2: Fine as shit first harvest, single farm extra virgin olive oil, thats usually sold in ultra limited quantities. Go and shove "the finest olive oils you can buy in europe" up your ass.
3: Rapeseed oil, mostly locally sourced.

Here is what I fucking use these fucking oils for:
The cheap olive oil is for LOW-MEDIUM heat sautéing or simmering, but it mostly depends on what the fuck I am sautéing. Making quick dressings and whatever the fuck I need olive oil for that I don't need to use the expensive shit for.

The best in class olive oil is for stand alone usage only, that means good bread, over salads, charcuteri, and whatever needs a ultra high quality oil. If your brain can not understand this: APPLICATIONS WHERE HEAT IS NOT INVOLVED DUMB SHIT.

Rapeseed oil is for MEDIUM-HIGH HEAT searing, FRYING and fucking deep-frying. This is the workhorse of my oils.

>Adding butter raises the burn temperature.
Though with this I do concede as I forgot about it, I rarely use this combo. You win this round fucking fuck.

>> No.12261281

>>12260459
>he

>> No.12261299

>>12260165
imagine the smell

>> No.12261300

>>12257892
even iphone users can watch webms, idk what that faggot was talking about

>> No.12261337
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>>12258840
I prefer the flaky kind. Preferably with eggs.

>> No.12261344

>>12260518
actual plain stupidity
what a rare sight

>> No.12261352

>>12257072
Just a vertical lasagna. Put in a pie crust and then we'll talk.

>> No.12261412

>>12259102
Whats Rotel?

>> No.12261430

>>12259650
Tourist: Number 3 please.
Woman takes food from 5 random bowls and fills a tray
Tourist: Wow. So authentic.

>> No.12261446

>>12260165
Is.... is that shit coming out of it?

>> No.12261455

>>12260165
Need that precious shit sack. The best bit.

>> No.12261562

>>12259624
Woomy :(

>> No.12261759

>>12259650
It doesn't matter when it's all just random garbage and spare animal parts that taste the same.

>> No.12261765

>>12259731
hehehehe that looks kind of terrible.

watermelone is for eating by itself or for grilling. it's not for putting ice cream on.

>> No.12261770

>>12260771
>A chinaman is having very intimate relations with a plate of porridge after killing his entire family in cold blood

>> No.12261797

>>12260771
Ok, I wrote it down on the piece of paper next to me.

>> No.12261917

>>12261797
Awesome, thanks man.

>> No.12261937

>>12260072
>>12260434
at this point, there are more germans living in the US than there are living in germany. almost the entire midwest - which equals about half the landmass of europe - come from german descent.
also, your "food purity" laws are just obstinate faggotry.

>> No.12261964

>>12259504
it is to jack

>> No.12261981

>>12259850
it's not like it has anything else to do

>> No.12261985

>>12261937
German descent =/= German
You're mutts.

>> No.12261993

>>12257072
No

>> No.12262001

>>12257082
Tap on the [xy MB WEBM] text instead of tapping on the picture.

>> No.12262030

>>12256804
why the fuck they use 5,5 cups of sugar

>> No.12262032

>>12258178
>>12258187
>>12258191
What's wrong with him?

>> No.12262039
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>>12256732
>webm
I prefer GIF

>> No.12262040

>>12257915
why is he trying to keep is costumers away with all those bees?

>> No.12262068

>>12258350
CUUUUUUTE!!!

>> No.12262089

>>12259821
I'm seeing more originals of pepe lately than in a very long time, not sure why

>> No.12262799

>>12260105
its peta. they eat the dogs and cats

>> No.12262866

>>12260469
Is EVOO really that different from the cheap regular stuff? In terms of smokepoint?

Yes. It has a much lower smoke point. Don't sautee or sear with extra-virgin but use a light olive oil.

>>12260472

You're 100% sure I'm wrong but a simple google search would've proven different.

Afaik it's about whether or not the stuff that burns in the olive oil gets filtered out or not. Olive oil for frying has that stuff removed, so it tolerates higher heat.

reference this post for more info >>12260716

>> No.12262884

>>12257731
different anon here jumping in just to tell you that was a gay fucking response

>> No.12262904

>>12260039
>Guestworkers
Guests don't usually stay in your house, eat all your food and raise their children in your home. Just say it as it is, economic migrants brought in by globalist capitalists to serve as low skill labourers to depress wages.

>> No.12262929
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>>12262904
/pol/ is that way.

>> No.12263496

>>12260439
>filename
its not pipes you retard, the sand is hot

>> No.12263601

>>12257892
well hheeeello reddi.t

>> No.12263607

>>12257632
fucking white people

>> No.12263621

>>12259431
>>12259009
fucking white people

>> No.12263623

>>12257933
what, my upvote?

>> No.12263670

>>12258840
I had this the other day. Fuck I want one now

>> No.12263678

>>12258854
That looks interesting but I can't handle the taste of mint in food. Might replace it with something

>> No.12263683

>>12263496
yeah that's the joke

>> No.12263740

>>12260040
what the fuck was the point of this?

>> No.12263812

>>12257877
most of the time

>> No.12263832

>>12259989
Nutmeg and cinnamon.

>>12258149
That was made by the elbow salt roach, wasn't it?

>> No.12263859

>>12258932
It's a cuban ya dingus, of course there's mustard

>> No.12263894

>>12260012
fucking amerifats

>> No.12263933

>>12258418
Any more ingredients you want to add to that bullshit? How to fake cook.

>> No.12263963

>>12260039
Verdammte Kanaken

>> No.12263973

>>12259942
what in the actual fuck

>> No.12263998
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>>12260716
>>12262866
Looks like the difference is between refined and not refined, which makes sense.
The original post seemed to imply that the difference was between regular OO and EVOO, which obviously did not make sense.

Thanks for taking the time reply.

>> No.12264423

>>12256732
is this asian mark wiens?

>> No.12264431

>>12263998
Finally, a gif and not a webm. Now I can watch and contribute to the thread instead of politely asking kind strangers to describe the webms.

>> No.12264716

>>12262929
>implying trump didn't fulfill that destiny

>> No.12265060

>>12260072
It's spelled "Mug"
It's spelled "Pretzel"
It's spelled "Dijon Mustard"
It's spelled "Mini Pretzels"
It's spelled "Pickle"
Get used to it. Nobody's impressed with your pseudo authenticity.

>> No.12265090

>>12257072
This is fucking retarded. It's like why make a lasagna with 10 times the amount of pasta in it, fucking stupid.

>> No.12265134

>>12257892
I can watch webms.

t. iPhone faggot

>> No.12265194

>>12265090
You're being incredibly skimpy with your noodles if you honestly believe that. She uses 17 noodles for the entire dish and most normal lasagna recipes I'm looking at use between 12-16 noodles.

>> No.12265214
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c-bootin

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>>12265214

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>>12265217

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>>12265220

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>>12265224

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>>12265228

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>>12265224
>fondoodoo

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>>12265231

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>>12265235

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>>12265238

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>>12265242

that's all for now

>> No.12265345

>>12263607
yeah, fucking wypipo making artisan cheeses n shit

>> No.12265349

>>12265220
Poor crab did nothing wrong.

>> No.12265582

>>12257871
You wish, failure of a faggot

>> No.12265588

>>12257082
Wait, can Ifaggots not watch webms? Another score for the android masterrace I see.

>> No.12265602

>>12258883
I like runny eggs but that's a bit too much

>> No.12265625

>>12257082
>Spends $1000+ burger bucks on cellphone
>Can't even watch webms on it

Are Americans really like this?

>> No.12265626

>>12265588
>you can’t watch webms on iPhone
Retard.

>> No.12265630

>>12265220
This kills the crab

>> No.12265644

>>12257729
I gagged

>> No.12265697

>>12257945
What are the odds the person that cooked that is fat?

>> No.12265704

>>12258170
>her

>> No.12265812

>>12258155
>being married and still seeking the attention of men on the Internet.

White women are horrible.

>> No.12266037

>>12259980
>he's so much of a big man that he doesn't lick ice cream
i bet you get tons of pussy

>> No.12266104

>>12265214
I'll never get tired of this one

>> No.12266146

>>12257815
>mac and cheese's
I hate that the retard who writes these shitty captions probably makes more money than me.

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>>12257857
That's what you get for not taking off your jacket, you bald cunt

>> No.12266174

>>12261412
Diced tomatoes and green chiles.

>> No.12266198

>>12265220

Fucking slants

>> No.12266200

>>12263496
ok retard, then explain where the coffee comes from

>> No.12266214

>>12266200
the metal cup was enchanted my turkish shamans to give you good coffee when you apply heat. the sand is very hot you see.

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Time to chemo this shit thread.

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>> No.12266237

>>12259044
The food looks good but the way that retard uses a knife hurts me.

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>> No.12266261

>>12259601
that's a hot pan

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>> No.12266300

>>12262929
Even if it offends you, guestworker is still a wrong term. It's a replacement population. Polish plumbers in London are guestworkers, because they just fuck up some plumbing for 3 months and go back to poland and live like kings

>> No.12266305

>>12265220
Not fucking cool

>> No.12266309

>>12257945
Soy sauce on bacon might just be a tad to salt, I think

>> No.12266310

>>12259009
>go to restaurant
>waiter spills fucking 8 beers on you
>tip him
Americans, everyone.

>> No.12266319

>>12266290
>almost 5 cups of cheese
>half a stick of butter
>half pound of bacon
>evaporated milk
Fucking repulsive.

>> No.12266320

>>12258147
I hope that is marshmallow fluff with the label changed to fuck with people.

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>>12258758
>Obey

>> No.12266385

>>12257072
Is this 'go 'za?

>> No.12266394

>>12257632
>throws the skin at the camera
Fuckin kek

>> No.12266397

>>12257664
>AI Will surpass human intelligence in the next several years

>> No.12266398

>>12260116
I was expecting it salt it with it's elbow out

>> No.12266412

>>12265214
This is one of my all time favories.
>Let me just nuke this chicken with 300 degrees for 4 hours

>> No.12266445

>>12256804
For someone who is an idiot. Why are you suppose to mix in wet then dry in parts? Is it just for emolsifying purposes or does it unlock a secret flavor profile?

>> No.12266528

>>12260771
>>12257082
>>12257866
Fuck you

>> No.12266608

>>12266320
its not.

>> No.12267177

>>12259627
The most impressive webm in this thread gets no responses.
The absolute state of 4chan.

>> No.12267229

>>12260407
this, so much this

>> No.12267506

>>12259637
She's cute.

>> No.12267540

>>12265228
>>12265231
rip pepe

>> No.12267600

>>12265231
why the fuck do Asian people refuse to fucking kill the animals and instead let them suffer needlessly. It baffles me to no end.

>> No.12267619

>>12267600
they say it makes the meat taste better, but the truth is they're addicted to adrenochrome

>> No.12267635

>>12261985
S E E T H I N G

>> No.12267717

>>12266257
Well, there's mine; what the rest of all y'all niggers having?

>> No.12267847

>>12257072
(((kosher salt)))

>> No.12268038

>>12258854
Woah, I've never seen that trick with ghee being poured over charcoal. Is that to add smokiness?

>> No.12268394

>>12266241
>Origins of pasta names
>No origin for macaroni and spaghetti

>> No.12268638

>>12257857
Me at the bottom left