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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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It finally dawned upon me while doing my dishes that I need a fucking GF.

>> No.12254337

My gf never does the fucking dishes

>> No.12254338

i have a dishwasher for that

>> No.12254341

>>12254334
How about less roastie posting, you weeaboo faggot fuck.

>> No.12254344

>>12254334
It is a very good perk. Since I met my woman I haven't cooked, washed a dish, did my laundry, or changed the bed sheets. Its like a maid I can fuck, watch anime, and be racist with.

>> No.12254370

>>12254344
why are you on /ck/ if you dont like to cook?

>> No.12254378

>>12254334
you should probably get a gf that isn't photoshopped.

>> No.12254379
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>>12254334
what a fucking BUTTERFACE holy shit

>> No.12254381

>>12254334
is a gf(male) okay?

>> No.12254397
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>>12254334
Has it dawned on you that you need God in your life OP?

>> No.12254406

>>12254379
>posts butterface
>complains about other butterface
???

>> No.12254409

>>12254370
I like food, and shitposting.

>> No.12254415

>>12254406
>thinks the girl in my post is a bufferface when she doesn't even have any makeup on trying to cover her messed up skin
lmaooooooooooooooooo

>> No.12254420

>>12254415
I think you might be a faggot.

>> No.12254424

>>12254415
I hate to break the news to you but both of those women are wearing makeup

>> No.12254425

>>12254415
Cringe

>> No.12254429

>>12254334
just stop doing the dishes like I have

>> No.12254432

>>12254424
They’re wearing photoshop*

>> No.12254435

>>12254334
This is somehow worse than the fast food threads.

Also don't look for some chick to be your mom, faggot. No chick wants to be your mom.

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>>12254435
my mom wants to be my mom

>> No.12254461

>>12254455
I doubt that. I'm not sure she doesn't regret your existence entirely.

>> No.12254470

>>12254334
what does this have to do with food or cooking

>> No.12254499

My gf knows all of her asian family dishes, which is nice. I think I'm a better cook at other food though. And she actually enjoys dishes as a chore, so I'm golden. I do laundry though, for some reason that is worse to her

>> No.12254515

>>12254379
woah, looks uncannily like a girl that i used to play ultimate with

>> No.12254520
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>>12254515
>playing ultimate

>> No.12254534

>>12254520
indeed, it's pretty gay, but it gets me my competitive fix. worse are the people who complain when you tell them frisbee is a fake sport. i don't understand why you would need validation because you chase a piece of plastic around

>> No.12254571

>>12254534
You’re autistic as hell

>> No.12254579

>>12254409
Amen

>> No.12254581

Do you know what it's like to have a gf? You have to take her out to dinner, spend other money on her, talk to her almost every day. Listen to her complain about this person and that person. You have to give up your nights of freedom to spend time with her and watch the stupid shit she likes, and go places she wants to. The only good thing is fucking.

It was fucking misery to me. I prefer doing what I want.

>> No.12254600

>>12254581
The "friend" part of girlfriend is an indicator that you probably shouldn't get into a relationship with someone you despise.