/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12252852]

I call this "my son is distarcted by Mickey Mouse Clubhouse long enough to use the microwave"

[Anonymous No.12252856]

Do you want sympathy for being a breeder?

[Anonymous No.12252857]

>>12252852
i unironically consider this comfort food and eat it once per week similar anyway

[Anonymous No.12252858]

Where are the fucking veggies for your growing boy

[Anonymous No.12252861]

>>12252852
If you have children you should not be here

[Anonymous No.12252863]

>>12252857
brat needs kraut tho OP

[Anonymous No.12252865]

>>12252858
He's 7 months old he eats pureed vegetals

[Anonymous No.12252866]

what are ya drinking?

[Anonymous No.12252874]

>>12252861
i browse this website with my son in my lap

[Anonymous No.12252875]

>>12252856

[Anonymous No.12252876]

>>12252866
I don't drink alcohol on the nights I have my son, so water

[Anonymous No.12252883]

>>12252858
That's what I call my penis

[Anonymous No.12252885]

>>12252876
that's not water in the pyrex

[Anonymous No.12252887]

>>12252874
>”parent”
>frog poster
>browses 4chan with a 7 month old in direct view of it
You shouldn’t even be a parent

[Anonymous No.12252898]

>>12252887
yeah but carlos and maria can have 12 illegitimate children to sell off for sex and welfare checks

but good god not dads who post toads

[Anonymous No.12252922]

>>12252885
Oh that's gravy

[Anonymous No.12254963]

>>12252856
>criticizing something because you'll never have it
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.12254985]

>>12252852
>distarcted
You people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

[Anonymous No.12255561]

>>12254985
>>People who make typos shouldn't have children

[Anonymous No.12255850]

>>12252875

[Anonymous No.12256030]

>>12252898
He never said that was okay. No one ever said your weird racist hypothetical situation is okay.

[Anonymous No.12256042]

>>12256030
what shithole did you crawl out of and go back to it

[Anonymous No.12256446]

>>12252922
Are you sure you need that much gravy, anon?...

[Anonymous No.12256457]

>owning a microwave

cringe and YIKES!

[Anonymous No.12256459]

>>12252856
Based fellow gayposter.

>>12252875
Hell isn't real. Nobody is scared of your lies. Stop preying on the vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.12256479]

>>12256459
Stop trying to convert normal people into your marxist homosexualist fermentation pickling cult.

[Anonymous No.12256569]

>>12256479
Everyone should be gay. I would vote for any presidential candidate who supported making homosexuality mandatory and state enforced. We can just use surrogacy to have babies now. There's no need for heterosexuality anymore. It is outdated and so are you.

[Anonymous No.12256839]

>>12252856

Tranny discord is on /ck/ too? Fucking hell, get a life.

[Anonymous No.12256865]

>>12256839
You realize that a lot of people are gay, not trans?

[Anonymous No.12256874]

>>12256459
>Stop preying on the vulnerable.
>coming from a faggot
OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.12256875]

>>12256865
All trans are gay but not all gay is trans

[Anonymous No.12256879]

I miss watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with my boy. Enjoy these days OP, they'll be gone quick.

[Anonymous No.12256883]

>>12256874
Your numbers are pure fiction.

>>12256875
Not true at all. See image.

[Anonymous No.12256886]

>>12256883
>Your numbers are pure fiction.

[Anonymous No.12256888]

>>12256457
How do you reheat your pasta?

[Anonymous No.12256896]

>>12256886
These propaganda posters are posted all the time. Nobody believes them.

Take your homophobia elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.12256909]

>>12252856
>implying OP's son is actually his

[Anonymous No.12256912]

>>12256569
I used to wish I were gay back when I was 16-22 and the girls of my age were horribly immature. But now they're not as retarded and big titties in my face are nice. You guys live a charmed life until it comes to settling down because gay men are all huge sluts and once you have money it's way to tempting to get a gay boy of 18 to move out and shack up with you. I used to work at banana republic in my youth. I know the gays and their strange version of daddy issues and status symbol seeking behavior. Also little known straight guy fact: the gays and the lesbians do not get along because butch lesbians dress like white trash and the gays have an entirely different concept of refined masculinity in stsrk contrast with the trashy dyke look.

[Anonymous No.12256918]

>>12256888
In a skillet. If you have a stove and an oven there is literally no reason to own a microwave.

[Anonymous No.12256922]

I read some random book and the author went into his first sexual experiences and it was sitting in empty theatres waiting for men to grope him and shit. He was like 14 at the time.

Horrified me tbqh, made me rethink what being gay is

[Anonymous No.12256923]

>>12252866
Looks like gravy based on op pic.

[Anonymous No.12256930]

>>12256918
Sounds like an excellent way to eat hardened pasta

[Anonymous No.12256942]

>>12256930
Sounds like you never learned to cook because you depend on your magic oven.

[Anonymous No.12256958]

>>12256896
>covers ears
>”yeah well that’s not real cuz i say so”

man i can’t wait till a civil war starts and i can just be executing you degenerate fags all day

[Anonymous No.12257043]

>>12256942
Reheating pasta is literally the only good function of a microwave. If you reheat pasta in a "skillet" it gets hard unless your sauce was soupy.

[Anonymous No.12257148]

>>12257043
>Reheating pasta is literally the only good function of a microwave
this is the biggest gay in this itt
microwaves are for popcorn and occasional lazy potato/sweet potato, not turning pasta into mush
just add water/cream to dryer leftover pasta and reheat in a saucepan

[Anonymous No.12257207]

>>12257148
>he can't make popcorn on the stove top.

Lol

[Anonymous No.12257225]

>>12252875
>These people come near to me with their mouth and honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. Their worship of me is based on merely human rules they have been taught.
How's it feel to be a fake Christian? I don't think your God would like you taking pleasure in the potential damnation of others.

[Anonymous No.12257233]

>>12254963
>you need to have your own child in order to have an opinion
big wew

[Anonymous No.12257291]

>>12257233
Plenty of gays have kids.

How many gay parents choose adoption?

https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/Parenting-Among-Same-Sex-Couples.pdf

[Anonymous No.12257319]

>>12257291
I guess I read the first reply wrong because when I read breeder, i read it as someone who decided to have their own kid, as opposed to someone who felt kids are disgusting creatures and wouldn't want one. Nothing related to gays. Unless breeder is used exclusively by fags as an "insult". Then I'm just totally wrong.

[Anonymous No.12257326]

>>12257291
I would rather be in the foster care system than be adopted by gays. The children of gay couples are always super fucked up and weird, usually medicated too.

[Anonymous No.12257331]

>>12257207
its for convenience with little difference in end product

[Anonymous No.12257340]

>>12252852
>drinking semen from a pyrex cup

[Anonymous No.12257355]

>>12257331
There are a multitude of downsides to using a microwave to cook popcorn, such as requiring a specialized container to get hot enough to pop the kernels, and having much less control over the cook time(resulting in either more duds or significantly more badly burned popcorn on both sides of the spectrum)

[Anonymous No.12257386]

>>12252865
Don't let your infant watch tv. By 7 months he should be able to entertain himself with toys for long enough to fix a decent meal. Parenting is not that difficult.

[Anonymous No.12257390]

>>12252865
>vegetals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD3UPTW1x90

[Anonymous No.12257399]

>>12257331
>he doesn't know stove popcorn tastes better because of wok hei

[Anonymous No.12257405]

>>12256839
>everyone who dislikes children is a tranny

go back to /tv/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.12257588]

>>12257355
>specialized container
bruh look at this dood

[Anonymous No.12258911]

>>12257233
>bringing up your jealousy about not being able to have kids when the guy was just sharing a meal he made under time constraints is "having an opinion"
Why lash out like that? Why do you hate "breeders" so much that you need to publicly put them down?
OP could have even adopted.

[Anonymous No.12258924]

>>12256896
You can't address the ills affecting the gay community by stuffing your head in the sand.

[Anonymous No.12258956]

>>12258924
I can address them by stuffing my fist in your frothing boipucci

[Anonymous No.12258966]

>>12252856
you can get "bred" too, homo

[Anonymous No.12258980]

>>12258956
Imagine being so sex obsessed that the first retort you think of is rape.

[Anonymous No.12259001]

>>12258980
It's consensual, you disgusting rape fetishist. How was rape implied?

[Anonymous No.12259877]

>>12256912
actually most lgbt groups don't get along with gay men

[Anonymous No.12259924]

>>12259877
actually most groups don't get along with gay men

[Anonymous No.12260044]

>>12259001
Yikes a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.12260051]

>>12256912
>the girls of my age were horribly immature
>big titties in my face are nice
I'd be surprised if they were less mature at the time than you are now.

[Anonymous No.12260200]

>>12257225
Gays aren't human.

[Anonymous No.12260211]

>>12256896
Neck yourself, nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.12260213]

>>12252875

[Anonymous No.12260355]

>>12259001
>I'm gonna fuck you in the ass
>to a guy criticizing gays
You blow in from stupid town, buddy?

[Anonymous No.12260395]

>>12252875
Hey buddy, you cut off the facebook UI.

[Anonymous No.12260396]

>>12252865
aren't babies not supposed to eat vegetables

[Anonymous No.12260438]

>>12260213
based

[Anonymous No.12260475]

>>12260396
Babies can eat everything at 7 or 8 months pretty much, trying to week off of formula. I tried one prebought mix of his which was beets bananas and blueberries and it tasted delicious

[Anonymous No.12260476]

>>12252875
gays btfo

[Anonymous No.12260480]

>>12256912
If you think being gay sounds so appealing you most likely aren't straight.

[Anonymous No.12260482]

>>12259877
gays don't like lesbians
lesbians don't like trannies
trannies dont like gays
and no one likes bis!

[Anonymous No.12260506]

>>12260475
why the fuck are you giving your child formula instead of breastmilk

don't you know about the inter-tit mom/baby antibody signalling system

[Anonymous No.12260517]

>>12257588
This. You put the kernels in a brown paper bag and tape it closed. You throw out any unpopped kernels because they are literally worth less than a cent.

[Anonymous No.12260519]

>>12257405
>smuganimegirl_12
Show us number 5 anon, please.

[Anonymous No.12260606]

>>12260506
Because the fat cunt I had a child with wouldn't breastfeed

[Anonymous No.12260648]

>>12254963
>>12256839
>>12258966
Lol @ all the white trash single dads getting pissed that nobody gives a shit about little Gayden or Trayden or Brayden

[Anonymous No.12260691]

>>12260606
find a surrogate

[Anonymous No.12261011]

>>12260482
kinda explains why no one likes me...I'd suck all their intimate parts

[Anonymous No.12261013]

>>12260482
I hate them all

[Anonymous No.12261118]

>>12252875
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.12261122]

>>12252887

[Anonymous No.12261195]

my super christian friend friend knocked up his also super christian girlfriend, twice, despite not having a job at the time, which he now has but hates because he's got a degree in something else he wanted to persue but now he can't and his face looks like he aged 10 years over a span of two years

I feel sorry for him but he's a genuinely good person

[Anonymous No.12261206]

>>12261195
sad