My balls burn

[Anonymous No.12242030]

>Be me, 17
>wanttobeachef.jpg
>go to store to buy ingredients
>limes, scallions, jalapeños, mangos
>go home
>sauce time mothefuckers
>dice scallions and peppers, simmer them in chicken broth
>have to take a piss
>go take a piss
>touch my ballsack
>mfw satan’s firey have my tight by the stones
>dear god this hurts
>sit down on toilet trying not to cry
>hour goes by
> “are you ok anon?”
> clearly holding back tears “yeah Ma, I’m fine”
>I’m not fine
>burning slowly moves up taint
>thisassisonfire.mp3
>have a plan
>there’s milk in the garage
>walk causally to garage fridge
>hope no one noticed
>drop my pants
>dump nearly half a gallon on my boys
>relief
>go back to sauce
>move on with my day


Sauce was good, but it was not worth my flaming manhood

[Anonymous No.12242038]

>>12242030
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.12242043]

>>12242030
mmmm spicy meatballs

[Anonymous No.12242079]

[Anonymous No.12242086]

>>12242030
You happy? Now you can screenshot it and post it to reddit

[Anonymous No.12242087]

>>12242030
Dumb redditard.

[Anonymous No.12242089]

>>12242030
Wash your god damn hands, you moron.

[Anonymous No.12242106]

>didn‘t make mom kiss the boo-boo

[Anonymous No.12242115]

>>12242030
>Be me, 17
You must be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.12242177]

>>12242030
>>Be me, 17
reported and DNR