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What would you order?

>> No.12240033
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12240033

>>12240028
>making the same thread for the 50th time

>> No.12240044

a French dip sandwich and a vanilla coke

>> No.12240055

>>12240028
I thought they abolished this, but it turns out that's just Texas and relatively few places allow special request last meals to begin with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

There's every documented last meal request there, though.
I'd go with a with a cigar and a glass of rum, but apparently those are off the menu so probably an oldschool diner burger and some coffee to match.

>> No.12240060

>>12240033
check'd and thanks for the bump!

>> No.12240068
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>>12240028
All you can eat buffet so I can keep eating forever!

>> No.12240071
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>>12240033
>>12240044
>>12240055
Swordfish meat loaf with onion marmalade and a side of dubs

>> No.12240073

>>12240028
Did it really took him 9 hours to eat that?

>> No.12240075

>>12240068
>as soon as you stop eating for more than 3 minutes the guard watching you shoots you in the back of the neck, Soviet-style

>> No.12240078
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12240078

a presley sandwich with a bottle of jack

>> No.12240084

>>12240028
I would ask for them to bring in my mother so she can cook her specialty for me. I dont trust any american prison chef to be capable of making food from my country. Itd be nice if they obliged that.

If not
Chicken fried steak
Grits
Home fries
Tomatoes
French omelet
Plenty of salsa and tabasco
Big pot of black coffee
Coca cola
And a pack of smokes

Fuck im getting emotional.

>> No.12240100

a gf

>> No.12240115

>>12240028
The liver of my last victims sister.

>> No.12240265

>>12240078
Bro no disrespect but last meal, and this shit looks like you literally did an image search for the saddest fucking sandwich on earth

>> No.12240288
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>>12240078
>I'll have one Elvis Presley sandwich please!
>and a tall glass of s o y milk to wash it down!

>> No.12240298

>>12240288
I never heard of that sandwich is it a hipster soy thing?

>> No.12240337

>>12240298
it's like putting BACON!!! on everything
In all fa

>> No.12240364

1 of everything off the mcdonalds menu, including size differences

>> No.12240405

>>12240337
you're supposed to fry it in bacon grease, not put the bacon in it, dum dum

>> No.12240431

>>12240028
10 pounds of tiramisu while playing SOCOM II

>> No.12240449

>>12240405
Should I put salted caramel on it too?

>> No.12240510

>>12240449
C O P E>>12240449

>> No.12240525

>>12240288
How would a person like that end on death row?

>> No.12240535

>>12240525
mom knocked over one of his star wars funko pop figures while dusting

>> No.12240537

>>12240028
all you can eat buffet and never stop eating :^)

>> No.12240574

>>12240525
>on death row
hopefully in a death camp instead

>> No.12240709

Carbonara, garlic bread, coca cola, fudge brownies, a glass of cold milk

>> No.12240718

American millennium eggs. See you in 1800 years, suckers

>> No.12241403

>>12240084
>Fuck im getting emotional
you sure your last meal wouldn't be a soy latte? you fucking poofster

>> No.12241424

>>12240709
Would said carbonara be made properly (with cream)?

>>12241403
I'm gay and I don't appreciate your casual homophobia.

>> No.12241440

>>12241424
You dont put cream in actual carbonara retard

>> No.12241455

>>12241440
Your not the boss of carbonara

>> No.12241462

i would ask for 5 kilos of yogurt

>> No.12241464
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>>12241424
>homophobia

>> No.12241486

Borscht with good bread, beef stroganoff but spicy. Brie on some crackers with vodka and lastly a pack of purple luckies.

If I were executed I would hope for a bullet to the back of the head, nice and easy.

>> No.12241506

>>12240028
ur moms pussy and ass holes.

>> No.12241644
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>>12240028
3 large pizzas, one from Papa John's, Pizza Hut, and Little Caesar's
A large fry from McDonald's, a Whopper from Burger King, lobster from Red Lobster, spaghetti and meatballs from Olive Garden, 4 Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell, and two large Big Reds from White Castle's
A cake from Dairy Queen, ice cream from Baskin Robbin's, and a pound of strawberries from a local farmer
Once they have finished running all over town buying everything I wanted and come back to the jail, I'll start mashing everything together like a child doing fingerpainting until it's just one gigantic disgusting blob of food and then say "you know what, I'm not hungry."

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>>12240028
>eat while watching the lord of the rings trilogy

>> No.12241652
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>>12240055
>I'd go with a with a cigar and a glass of rum

>> No.12241655

>>12241649
Literally nothing wrong with watching a comfy fairytale before going to sleep for eternity.

>> No.12241656

>>12240028
coffee and cigarettes

>> No.12241665

>>12240028
scrapple and raspberry jelly, coffee and 3 cigarettes

>> No.12241730

>>12241665
>scrapple
dude i love rick and morty too lmao wuba luba dup dup xD

>> No.12241748

>>12240028
Pinnekjott. It's a traditional meal for norwegians.
It's steamed lamb, hella salty. That and a Guinness.

>> No.12241764

>>12241644
Got some bad news for you. Most states have a 50$ max, specifically because of people like you.

>> No.12241824

>>12241730
which episode has scrapple in it that's pretty cool.

>> No.12241834

>>12241652
If I'm on death row, I'm probably worse than that, bud.
I'd at least have two fedoras and fingerless gloves.

>> No.12242002

Last meal,blowfish sashimi prepared by a noob.

>> No.12242114

>>12240084
your mom is a fucking faggot

>> No.12242210

>>12240028
This dude got it right.

>> No.12242247

Last meals should not be a thing. If you get sentenced to death you should be killed within the year instead of letting sorry pieces of shit grow old and waste tax money. inb4 libs crying that Jamal didn’t know any better.

>> No.12242286

>>12240028
nothing because I am on fast

>> No.12242308

>>12242247
As soon as they're pronounced guilty they should be taken out and shot once behind the ear, Soviet style. Cheap and humane.

>> No.12242326

>>12242247
>>12242308
Luckily, there has never been cases of people on death row being aquitted because new evidence showed up. The mere thought of that happening would be nauseating.

>> No.12242508

>>12242326
I recall there was a case where they found out a person on death row was found innocent several years after he was killed.

>> No.12242566
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>>12240055
>Oklahoma
>$15 minimum

Can't even get Five Guys for last meal

>> No.12242573
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12242573

>>12240028
Give me the Albert Fish special. Oven roasted ass cheeks with strips of bacon on each cheek.

>> No.12242583

>>12242326
>>12242508
Shit happens. Those cases are rare exceptions. I also think we should get rid of most prison terms in favor of bringing back the lash.

>> No.12242668

>>12241644
Funny, Texas did away with last meals completely because of a faggot just like you.

>> No.12242698

>>12242573
That guy sounds like a real jerk

>> No.12242702

nothing. i'm gonna go in hungry because i want to suffer before it all ends.

>> No.12242713

>>12242702
>i want to suffer before it all ends
I've been doing that for 37 years now.
It's not that great.

>> No.12242960

My state doesn't have the death penalty
So I'd prolly just eat the normal lunch before dying of natural or unnatural causes in prison

>> No.12242976

>>12242573
I heard this guy targeted retards and blacks

>> No.12242987

>>12240075
This would certainly be a lot more efficient than injecting them with mystery serum so they die over the course of four hours

>> No.12242991
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12242991

a sixpack of cheap beer, and a bag of potato chips. i'm simple trash and i'd be happier than a pig in shit with that meal.

>> No.12243028

>>12242991
You're on the wrong board.

>> No.12243030

>>12242976
Don't laugh at that

>> No.12243056
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>>12243028
Agreed. If he's only having a sixpack he's clearly not yet seekay material.

>>12240028
Good bread, good cheese, and good red wine if they'd let me have it. Which they probably wouldn't. Statist cocksuckers.

>> No.12243079

>>12242987
In agony by all eye witness accounts. Bullet to the head or firing squad would be far more humane.

>> No.12243208

>>12243079
Firing squad would be preferable for both parties.
It's typically only one random squad member that gets live ammo, the rest gets blanks. That way none of them will ever know if they actually just killed someone or not. Helps ease the conscience.

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12243723

>>12240028
Even though he probably deserved it this image makes me profoundly sad. Imagine going to your death right after ROTK.

>> No.12243733

>>12241649
>lotr is soy
You're out of your element, /tv/babby.

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>>12240028
>What would you order?

Meat loaf be nice.
Mashed taters, gravy.
Okra.
Maybe some of that fine corn bread
your missus make...
...if she don't mind.