/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12232462]

Pictures of food that symbolize depression.

[Anonymous No.12232465]

>>12232462

[Anonymous No.12232496]

>>12232462

[Anonymous No.12232505]

Welcome to 1956 fuckers!

[Anonymous No.12232527]

>>12232505
dat prune and apricot compote lookin' delish

[Anonymous No.12232531]

>>12232505
>that mexican style
I would eat the shit out of that rn to be fair with you family

[Anonymous No.12232541]

>>12232462
Hungry Man's are legitimately good

[Anonymous No.12232668]

it was between pic related and cup of noodle
i choose pic related

[Anonymous No.12232746]

>I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.12233070]

>>12232746
These are good as fuck

[Anonymous No.12233101]

>>12232462

The brownie is what makes this

[Anonymous No.12233149]

>>12232668
>haha eating junk food goober globs will make you skinny!
holy moly is this what women have been duped into believing?

[Anonymous No.12233161]

[Anonymous No.12233170]

>>12232746
they should make a sadface version

[Anonymous No.12233176]

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[Anonymous No.12233186]

>>12233181
this except 1.75L plastic bottles

[Anonymous No.12233191]

[Anonymous No.12233197]

[Anonymous No.12233205]

>Canadian supermarkets

[Anonymous No.12233206]

>>12233170

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[Anonymous No.12233211]

>>12233205
>he needs his food packages to be covered in eye catching artwork and cute catchprases

Ladies and gentlemen, the American.

[G8rH8r No.12233218]

[Anonymous No.12233233]

>>12233197
>there are people that are too lazy to butter toast, put a slice of cheese in and microwave it

[Anonymous No.12233255]

>>12233211
>he's fine living in a country very similar to cold war-era Soviet Union
terveisen Kanada

[Anonymous No.12233275]

>>12233149
yeah
it's branding but it is sad predatory as any branding can get

[Anonymous No.12233286]

>>12233233
>he microwaves grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.12233299]

>>12232505
Tbqh all three look comfy af

[Anonymous No.12233331]

>>12233286
>he's functional enough to bring out a frypan and turn on the stove during his depressions

[Anonymous No.12233379]

>>12232746
had these and pic related today. comfort food for when adulting is hard 11/10

[Anonymous No.12233386]

>>12233331
i feel like if you ate microwave grilled cheese it would make you more depressed anon

[Anonymous No.12233462]

>>12232541
You know, if you use the oven and over cook em a little the chicken ones are actually pretty tasty indeed. No shame there brother, we aren't all millionaires with hours a day to waste.

[Anonymous No.12233747]

>>12232462

[Anonymous No.12233787]

>>12233233
that's not how you make grilled cheese lol

[Anonymous No.12233818]

>>12233747
Hey fuck off those taquitos were the shit on the way back home from high school.

[Anonymous No.12233864]

>>12233176

[Anonymous No.12234290]

>>12233205
>Getting mad at packaging not being flashy or aggressively covered in catch phrases
Short attention span low iq 56% detected

[Anonymous No.12234326]

>>12233818
when I was homeless the 99 cent hotdog was my go to.

[Anonymous No.12234331]

>>12233205
>apple beverage
look, im on board with what you guys are saying about flashy packaging, but theres no excuse for “apple beverage”

[Anonymous No.12234342]

>>12234331
most likely it contains no juice, or at least not enough juice to be called juice, or juice cocktail, so I can see beverage being a reasonable label

[Anonymous No.12234344]

[Anonymous No.12234427]

>>12234326
Based sober junkie

[Anonymous No.12234483]

>>12234290
lol totally

[Anonymous No.12234495]

>>12234344
>for the table not the cellar
I would fucking love to see a whole cellar filled with these.

[Anonymous No.12234507]

>>12233205
I’m a burger and I actually like this packaging. Looks better than the half assed attempt at store brands here.

[Anonymous No.12234537]

[Anonymous No.12234547]

>>12232462

[Anonymous No.12234566]

>>12233191
WHY DO THEY STILL MAKE THESE?!

[Anonymous No.12234571]

A cold hamburger patty sprinkled with lawry's over a dirty sink... I really need my wife to get home.

[Anonymous No.12234578]

>>12233233
>microwaving butter
RIP

[Anonymous No.12234587]

>>12233205
>>12234331
>>12234342
It contains other fruit juices and sugar, thus not making it suitable to be called Apple juice.

All of these are made by the NoName brand from Loblaws. They are generic versions of many products and many are just fine when it comes to quality.

[Anonymous No.12234593]

[Anonymous No.12234598]

>>12233818
Aside from the "pizza for one" branding, Celeste is pretty okay when it comes to those personal-sized pizza brands. Ellios is best of course.

[Anonymous No.12234605]

[Anonymous No.12234626]

Only it's the 24 pack and you've microwaved 12 at the same time.

[Anonymous No.12234639]

>>12233818

>microwave

People don't even have 10 minutes to put it in the oven? C'mon, at least have a SHRED of dignity.

[Anonymous No.12234651]

>>12232531
They did everything right with that Mexican one. Rice, sauce, beans, chili meat, meat based enchilada, and meat based tamales. Too many modern restaurants ruin perfectly good meals like this by mixing in a ton of retarded undigestible green vegetable filler.

[Anonymous No.12234756]

>>12234483
I'm also american friend
Off yourself my hyperconsumerist corporate bootlicking pal

[Anonymous No.12234760]

>>12232462
i got a friend who swears by Hungry Man meals, he eats the bitches all the time.

[Anonymous No.12234776]

>>12233170
I used to go to IHop a lot and i'd always get a sad face pancake. Sometimes waitresses would ask me what was wrong lol. i've had a couple times they wouldn't make it for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.12234780]

Make the full box, eat about half with 1/4 stick of butter and a shitton of the salt. Put away in fridge, reheat remaining half and repeat when you wake up, normally late in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.12235120]

>>12234756
sure you are bratva ;)

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[Anonymous No.12235143]

>>12234626
My mouth is watering uncontrollably just thinking about that along with a donut-sized glob of ketchup

[jevin No.12235153]

>>12232668
fucking lel

[Anonymous No.12235157]

>>12232462
Any fast food post on this board...

[Anonymous No.12235214]

>>12235157
so, most of the posts on this board

[Anonymous No.12235251]

>>12232462
i dont even cook them anymore
i just kinda shake the packets into my mouth

[Anonymous No.12235256]

[Anonymous No.12235266]

>>12232462
fuck you I eat those while working

[Anonymous No.12235314]

>>12233386
>>12234639
Fuck off with your positive retard energy. Let people share and indulge in relatable major depression content in peace, asshole.

[Anonymous No.12235331]

>>12234776
>ask me what was wrong lol
everything lol

[Anonymous No.12235345]

>>12235157
Gotem
Though seriously, what a fucking way for a board to go, huh

[Anonymous No.12235375]

>>12234495
What you trying to say like?

[Anonymous No.12235381]

>>12235256
You "win" the thread

[Anonymous No.12235392]

>>12233331
i am though
inb4 its not severe enough

[Anonymous No.12235430]

>>12232462
I just had the rib one yesterday, it was awful except that rib sauce they use is so good it's addicting.

To make the depressing brownie palatable try pouring half a shot of coffee liqueur over it

[Anonymous No.12235437]

>>12232505
all three of those probably taste better than a hungry-man

[Anonymous No.12235474]

>>12232462
Anything with beets

[Anonymous No.12235493]

>>12233255
Says the burger who doesn't even have all dressed Ruffles in his shithole country.

[Anonymous No.12235559]

>>12234290
But walmart's Great Value is nor flashy

[Anonymous No.12235608]

>>12234593
Sweet fuck

[Anonymous No.12235611]

>>12232541
Okay, let's not praise them with faint damnation, Hungry Man dinners are good by the standards of frozen dinners. Along with Boston Market and Michael Angelo's, they're the best frozen dinners on the market. But frozen dinner standards are objectively below any other standards, and they're still pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.12235618]

>>12233161
this is aesthetic af though

[Anonymous No.12235626]

>>12234547
yeah, i'd be pretty depressed if i had to live in rochester

[Anonymous No.12235861]

>>12234547
i'm white and this looks unironically delicious

[Anonymous No.12235868]

my gf from louisiana introduced me to "struggle food" - 1/2

These are very cheap but the sauce is too sweet for me

[Anonymous No.12235874]

2/2

these however, are delicious

[Anonymous No.12235880]

>>12235493
>all dressed
Why do you put clothes on your chips?

[Anonymous No.12235889]

>>12234290
it's not just not flashy. it's fucking lazy and low effort

[Anonymous No.12235910]

Anything sold to be cooked in a microwave
Anything frozen (My father still to this day only gets frozen vegetables and frozen chicken breasts by the bag)
Anything single-serving
Anything that fakes being healthy to sell to middle aged divorced women that are in pyramid schemes

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[Anonymous No.12235955]

>>12235874
Id prepare myself half the large box as a kid, i thought it saved me trouble of heating up another plate. i took my heaping pile of microwaved taquitos to the television, and just sat there, putting them away. I watched a lot of television back then. Now that I remember, it wasnt anything particularly good, it was crap like Maury or some random scifi tv show i had no idea what was happening in. But that TV was always on anyways. And I was always in front of it, eating something. Those taquitos were good, after the 5th one not so much, but I still finished the plate.

Hmm. Now that I remember that, it suddenly dawned on me that despite my rosy memories, most of my childhood was just eating stuff in front of the television. Kinda makes sense how I can sit in front of the computer doing nothing for so long.

[Anonymous No.12235969]

Nobody posted this yet?

[Anonymous No.12235980]

Behold, the sad fatty's magnum opus.

Throw in a bag of chips as a "side dish"

[Anonymous No.12235989]

>>12233207
Yummy skull meat and testicles

[Anonymous No.12235991]

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[Anonymous No.12235996]

>>12235375

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[Anonymous No.12235999]

>>12233149
I don’t know man but I’ve tried those things before and they’re good as fuck

[Anonymous No.12236003]

I can't believe how bad these taste. As a child I thought they were delicious.

[Anonymous No.12236007]

>>12235996
>Not falling for big brand marketing and extortionate prices.

This is based shopping.

[Anonymous No.12236018]

>>12235955
For me anon, my parents banned me from videogames during the week. I could only play them on the weekends. While I would play xbox live from friday to sunday night for 8-12 hours on each day I could not play during the week. That is until I had a laptop which I played CSS on in bed every night until 2 am from junior to senior year. I spent the weekdays watching films on hbo, starz, and encore which my parents had on cable. I watched so many films then when I could not escape into videogames. If you are like me, we both had unsatisfactory social lives in our adolescence and sought such solace in media that satisfied our primal desires of companionship. To this day I harbor resentment toward the fairer sex for their ease in those years due to their undeserved basal value which provided for social experiences so undeservedly experienced. This, of course, being a dual sided blade hurting them in the long run.

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[Anonymous No.12236024]

>>12233205
lol, is this real life?

[Anonymous No.12236027]

Oh, so we're not serious? Ain't than a muffin on your tuff.

Jellied eels son, guess your twat ain't off yaw waffle. There's literally nothing worse than jellied eels and the British have got it.

[Anonymous No.12236028]

>>12236022
True kino.
https://youtu.be/S8rNRmmosmA

[Anonymous No.12236030]

>>12233747
the shitty stale pizza for maximum depressions

[Anonymous No.12236034]

>>12234547
looks delish
would eat/10

[Anonymous No.12236057]

>>12235153
>namefagging
Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12236078]

>>12236024
Do they have laws in canada that prevent Kraft from putting the word "cheese" on the box?

[Anonymous No.12236156]

one day, all these brands will disappear
and you'll wonder why groceries are suddenly so expensive in this monopoly you yourself help created

[Anonymous No.12236163]

>>12233205
no name chips are great
i'd recommend them

[Anonymous No.12236169]

>>12236078
Since it doesn't contain cheese, yes.

[Anonymous No.12236206]

>>12233176
>multi-ethnic ration

[Anonymous No.12236214]

>>12233149
Yeah
My mom was on those kinds of things all the time when I was a kid
Recently she discovered these "fat bombs" which are supposed to be healthy because they are "low carb"
It's just cream cheese, chocolate, nuts, coconut oil, and a "not sugar" sweetener
I don't know what makes her think that combining a bunch of unhealthy stuff makes something healthy
I just think it's a lack of self control, or ignorance

[Anonymous No.12236272]

>>12235493
>he doesn't know
I bought some last month. They're actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12236297]

>>12234566
they're pretty good in hot pot ngl
had them quite a bit in china

[Anonymous No.12236725]

>>12235128
imagine being too lazy to boil water

[Anonymous No.12236750]

>>12233176
looks tasty

[Anonymous No.12236838]

>>12235980
There's nothing particularly wrong with an icee and a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.12236929]

>>12233379

add a dollop of this when plating and you got a great sandwich there, my friend

[Anonymous No.12237054]

>>12235980
>i'd also like a two pack of palma dutchmasters and a scratch off please

[Anonymous No.12237530]

>>12235969
lots of people havet to work thanksgiving. police break up drunken fights and fire service for deep fried turkey mishaps.

[Anonymous No.12237594]

>>12236003
Same, I got a coupon for some with my copy of the Beano one week and biked 2 miles to the local newsagent to get them. I also bought my first ever copy of 2000AD, starting an appreciation for it that continues to this day. Comfy times.

[Anonymous No.12237700]

>>12236214
My understanding is that when you're doing the keto diet (fucking meme bullshit starving your body of carbs, which you need for proper healing and function) you eat mostly protein with some fat and those "fat bombs" are to spike fat intake as needed. And they're naughty, teehee. You're not meant to eat them while also already eating a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.12237711]

>>12233218
Christ, I got nasty burps and heart burn just looking at it.

[Anonymous No.12237774]

>>12235251
Based I do this too.

[Anonymous No.12238048]

>>12234780
More like a whole stick of butter

[Anonymous No.12239234]

[Anonymous No.12239264]

>>12233181
aesthetic as fuck

[Anonymous No.12239289]

>>12234605
Still tops them all

[Anonymous No.12239290]

>>12233181
Minimalist aesthetic > outraged trash design

[Anonymous No.12239292]

>>12236024

Am I the only person who thinks the spirals are far superior?

[Anonymous No.12239320]

>>12239292
No, the shells are.

[Anonymous No.12239325]

>>12232541
Have you seen Brutalmoose review them? Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12239334]

>>12233747
Don't you dare criticize 7-eleven chicken rollers. When I don't know what to eat, I'll get two of those and two taquitos. It's my go-to meal.

[Anonymous No.12239345]

>>12232505
fuck man... i would obliterate that german dinner at 3 am while browsing this site

[Anonymous No.12239349]

>>12239334
Its not a meal, dont say that. Its just shart fuel.

[Anonymous No.12239368]

Why don't you guys buy fresh veggies, chicken breasts, and bake something healthy? You realize the only reason TV dinners became popular is because the WW2 generation grew up on MREs, right?

[Anonymous No.12239372]

>>12236018
incel much?

[Anonymous No.12239388]

>>12234342
>>12234587
Apple drink would have a better ring to it

[Anonymous No.12239392]

>>12236018
I played Starcraft Broodwars from 5 PM to 2-4 AM every day, including school weekdays, until eventually I dropped out of school and became a full blown NEET for two years only to get my GED, go to college, then go to professional school. I could barely order food at a drive-thru when I started college, but I just kept trying and gaining social experience until eventually I got laid and found a starter gf (fat and ugly) who I dated for six months, and now going on dates isn't a problem. No reason to harbor resentment.

[Anonymous No.12239407]

>>12239392
This is life fuel for me. I’m working now after finishing conscription, but still can’t speak to women properly. Ironically my colleagues are all female, and they think I’m just stuttering

[Anonymous No.12239408]

>>12232505

>>12232531
>>12233299
>>12239345
>All three of these dumb fucks thinking it would come out looking anything like that
You belong in the 1950's

[Anonymous No.12239454]

>>12235868
are u retarted it says PARTY pizza

[Anonymous No.12239533]

>>12234537
Are you the alchy who eats 3 of these a day?

[Anonymous No.12239733]

>>12233181
vampire weekend booze

[Anonymous No.12239739]

>>12239454
A party of one

[Anonymous No.12239764]

>>12233205
Some of those just seem too large to have such a large blank space, also yellow is gross. I like the minimalist aesthetic but it can still be done wrongly.

[Anonymous No.12239785]

>>12234547
I would totally eat this

What’s your problem, guy? Don’t like a fully plate?

[Anonymous No.12239890]

>>12232462
Good ol devon

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[Anonymous No.12240015]

>>12233176
Traded a Royal Marine two US MREs for one of those British 24 hour rations. Pretty huge, and had two Yorkie bars "Not for Birds" The vegemite paste tasted like death though.

[Anonymous No.12240193]

>>12235868
Lost my virginity after eating the Combination one for lunch with my then gf.

[Anonymous No.12240753]

>>12239234
Backstory on this?

[Anonymous No.12240784]

>>12239973
What the fucking shit

[Anonymous No.12240791]

>>12232462
symbolizes heart failure

[Anonymous No.12240799]

>>12240015
I have no fucking clue what your post is about, but please don't post Akane on my food and cooking board. Some things are just off limits.

[Anonymous No.12240800]

>>12235251
I literally just add hot water from the tap and call it a fucking day.

[Anonymous No.12240808]

Anus Tart

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[Anonymous No.12240887]

>>12240878
Holy shit

Id shake the fucking can

[Anonymous No.12240925]

>>12239984
Does the vending machine seriously rest on the sabbath?

[Anonymous No.12240939]

Literally felt sad eating these, worse than my army rations
Metal Gear didn't prepare me for this

[Anonymous No.12240968]

I cook as a hobby and I'm depressed. Everything I make, no matter how tasty, symbolizes my depression. I cook to make my friends happy and maybe some of the happy will rub off.

[Anonymous No.12241032]

>>12235996
The dingy oven and broken drawer are the poetry that make this photo

[Anonymous No.12241294]

>>12240939
wew
you didn't treat it as a meal did you?
it's what japanese salary man eat on commute for breakfast

[Anonymous No.12241316]

>>12239739

[Anonymous No.12241353]

>>12236078
well there's no cheese in instant mac n cheese. just the god awful orange imitation-cheese powder product which you legally cant call cheese.

[Anonymous No.12241366]

>>12236007
the fact that every single item is the same brand pretty clearly demonstrates that the person "fell for marketing."
There is no way that that brand was the cheapest option for every single product they needed, but they've been conditioned to think "basics = cheap" and grabbed them anyway

[Anonymous No.12241469]

>>12233207
>steak-umm how about no

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[Anonymous No.12241657]

>>12236003
>findus

[Anonymous No.12242101]

>>12234780
Bonus if you use stick margarine because it's cheaper.

[Anonymous No.12242112]

>>12236003
Are these Euro hot pockets?

[Anonymous No.12242119]

>>12232541
divorced/single pathetic man spotted, i lmao at your lives

[Anonymous No.12242134]

>>12242119
don't be such a hater you faggot

[Anonymous No.12242146]

[Anonymous No.12242147]

>>12241643
The correct filename is Breyer's Remorse

[Anonymous No.12242150]

>>12239956
How is that served/eaten?

[Anonymous No.12242153]

[Anonymous No.12242164]

>>12242150
On a sandwich or eaten like pâté

[Anonymous No.12242171]

>>12242146
We have a winner. Bonus if it's 2 a.m. and all the booths have one person each in them except for the one with 6 loud drunks in it.

[Anonymous No.12242208]

>>12234780
Very interesting fact I heard on npr the other day, apparently reheated microwaved spaghetti has half the calories of regular cooked spaghetti

[Anonymous No.12242332]

>>12240925
>24/6
topchef kek

[Anonymous No.12242456]

>>12242134

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[Anonymous No.12242672]

>>12239977
>mfw

[Anonymous No.12242705]

>>12235969
based STL poster

[Anonymous No.12242733]

>>12235256
What makes it even sadder is that the dude is a convicted kiddy fiddler

[Anonymous No.12242954]

>>12235994
This pasta isn't depressive, it's oppressive

[Anonymous No.12242974]

>>12235493
We do though, they're fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.12243863]

>>12233379
I still make this about once a month or so
>>12234537
I just bought a big box of these from Costco yesterday
>12235969
This has been my holiday dinners for the past 4 years.

[Anonymous No.12243941]

>>12234483
This is only ever posted in response to genuinely ridiculous things americans do that make sense to remark on or laugh at. Why can't stand feeling othered for even a second.

[Anonymous No.12243958]

>>12234547
It's like an exact mid point between English food and Mexican food.

I don't like the look of that garlic? macaroni? in the bottom left but other than that it looks great.

[Anonymous No.12243964]

>>12234593
Literally the only problem with this is that there's too much of it.

[Anonymous No.12243971]

>>12233181
IKEA sells alcohol?

[Anonymous No.12244120]

>>12234547
Is that the garbage plate because if it is that shit is banging

[Anonymous No.12244130]

>>12239956
>>12239956
This expired in 2013.

[Anonymous No.12244214]

>>12234571
Legit question. Why are you on this board if you can't cook yourself a meal?

[Anonymous No.12244319]

>>12232462
Hungry-Man dinner...I remember these things. Me and my grandfather used to eat them. Good times. That all changed of course once they came. I was gone for so long, and when I came back, everyone thought I was a goner. Turns out that I wasn't. I can't remember what happened when they took me, but I remember what they looked like. They were wearing flesh suits. What you see, isn't them. They aren't green skinned, almond eyed space adventurers, they're something far worse, far more sickening. They're grey, tall, and have the most sickening smell to them. They have faces like they tried to mold it to look like a human's, but it's wrong. All wrong. Their mannerisms are downright enough to make someone depressed and afraid for their lives. I only remember 2 things. Their looks, and them speaking. It's some sort of blend between grunts, chants, and hisses. Anyways, yeah, Hungry-Man's weren't very great, I rarely eat them anymore. I do like Tina's burritos though, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.12244344]

>>12244319
Where do you think you are right now?

You can open your eyes. We will allow it for a moment.

[Anonymous No.12244351]

>>12244344
What the fuck are you talking about?
What do you what me to say, I said my piece, now leave me be.

[Anonymous No.12244364]

This thread makes me really sad. So good job.

[Anonymous No.12244366]

>>12244351
Yes. Back to sleep. No more pain or confusion now. Sleep. You must be tired.

[Anonymous No.12244473]

>>12242208
That's called the angels share.

[Anonymous No.12244528]

>>12233379
my man

[Anonymous No.12244533]

[Anonymous No.12244537]

>>12233205
i bet apple beverage is great

[Anonymous No.12244549]

>>12240784
School hamburger. It's the shittiest fucking beef imaginable. While perfectly safe to eat and meeting the minimum taste requirement of "I guess this tastes edible", the industrial cooking process they need to use to get these out in the quantities that feed a school full of kids means that the fat in the patty can do some very strange shit. Those disgusting blotches are just beef fat congealed in that off putting shape.

[Anonymous No.12244584]

my depression food, is rice and eggs.
or i just go to a local mcdonalds and buy nuggets.

im so fucking sad and down all the time

[Anonymous No.12244598]

>>12234605
me on the left

[Anonymous No.12244659]

>>12232462
jacks pizza. its like $5, it feeds a decent meal, and it can be made with no work at all

[Anonymous No.12244660]

>>12233747
The fucking 7 Eleven next to my new house has lazy mother fuckers don't cook hot food after 11. Even won't cook a fuckin' pizza. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.12244681]

>>12234566
its just a fish hotdog string cheese thing m8

[Anonymous No.12244696]

>>12244681
They're crabsticks - or "seafood sticks" if they contain imitation crab. Both taste like garbage to me.

[Anonymous No.12244706]

>>12242620

With a good hot sauce and ketchup and/or mustard that would actually be pretty tasty. Throw in some black pepper too. With some fried onions be like a 8/10 meal

[Anonymous No.12244721]

For me it’s little Caesars. Have it about 3 times a week on average. Delicious, but man does it make you feel like a failure when trash day comes and you’ve got 6+ boxes on curb. Maybe the neighbors just think im having lots of pizza parties and not that I’m complete white trash.

[Anonymous No.12244731]

>>12244721
Please rethink your priorities

[Anonymous No.12244843]

>>12232462
this

[Anonymous No.12244854]

>>12244721
don't look at my trash and I won't look at yours dude

[Anonymous No.12244866]

>>12241366
Basics really does mean cheap anon. The pasta is literally like 25p a pack. Thats like £1.75 for a week plus some mayo/tomato sauce.
Its also pretty damn healthy what he chose compared to the regular diet, if it were a normal brit like me, I'd buy sausages, heinz baked beans and a bag of oven cook chips for the week.

[Anonymous No.12244913]

>>12240753
dozens of people, one cup

[Anonymous No.12244943]

After my gf of like 5 years left, I went full workaholic doing 16 hour shifts almost every day for over a year. And all I ate for a year was pic related, and cereal in morning.
It was the most efficient and cheapest.

[Anonymous No.12244964]

>>12244843
Looks like leftovers from a soviet era fallout shelter.

[Anonymous No.12245049]

>>12242208
I'll be fucked, he's right.
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

[Anonymous No.12245065]

>>12239290
>>12233181
There's minimalist and there's Microsoft Word last minute.

[Anonymous No.12245080]

This is about as depressing as beer gets

[Anonymous No.12245109]

>>12232462

[Anonymous No.12245151]

>>12234537
That pastry looks fucking nasty.

[Anonymous No.12245153]

>>12235626
>>12235861
>>12236034
>>12239785
>>12243958
>>12244120
>Eating macaroni salad
I threw up in my mouth a little bit

[Anonymous No.12245160]

>>12233161
one time I cracked one of these in a dollar store then crammed it into the toy racks

[Anonymous No.12245171]

>>12239960
is it for goblins, by goblins, or made of goblins?

[Anonymous No.12245174]

>>12240878
This is fake.

[Anonymous No.12245219]

>>12234344
Must say though, I do like their organic red wines.

[Anonymous No.12245221]

>>12232668
>skinny cow
is this a jab at the dumb middle aged women who buy this crap thinking it will magically make them thin?

[Anonymous No.12245231]

>>12244473
:)

[Anonymous No.12245437]

>>12244533
I used to eat these at work. They were pretty good with mcdonald's hot mustard sauce. I'm pretty sure that they came with corn instead of a brownie, though.

[Anonymous No.12245450]

>>12233181
Whats this? Plain packaging laws but for alcohol?

[Anonymous No.12245470]

>>12239290
Ben and Jerry's has spent the better part of the last two decades managing to make fucking ice cream cringey.

[Anonymous No.12245471]

>>12239325
Brutalmoose is a funny, funny man. 1000x better than most game shits on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.12245539]

>>12234566
what do you mean? Surimi has been out there for a thousand years

[Anonymous No.12245556]

>>12236007
the store brand is the modern take on WWII substitute rations
enjoy your high-fibre loaf made of finely ground wood shavings and margarine-based cream

[Anonymous No.12245598]

>>12236028
Excellent taste in videos, brother.

[Anonymous No.12245639]

>>12244913
This Azeri guy I know told me about these. Didn't think it was true. I asked him "what if someone takes the cup?" and this look of abject fucking horror came over his face. He contorted himself to painfully eek out
>no one
>takes
>the cup
He looked genuinely fucking traumatised.

[Anonymous No.12245665]

Does this count

[Anonymous No.12245704]

>>12245639
I have four of those commie cups on my mantle. If you put one against your ear you can hear the existential rage of a thousand half-gook former soviets.

[Anonymous No.12245746]

>>12245171
All of the above. Goblins are animals.

[Anonymous No.12245817]

>>12232527
>>12232531
>>12233299
>>12235437
>>12239345
fucking retards acting all reddit-like
>le I’d eat the SHIT out of that dude!!
fuck off you insufferable bunch of asswipes

[Anonymous No.12245823]

>>12244319
>53
Based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.12245844]

>>12233233
wtf?

[Anonymous No.12245886]

for some reason
I think wine in a plastic bottle is fucking depressing to think about

[Anonymous No.12245964]

>>12233747
I have a coworker that gets upset that i don't share his affinity for rollerdogs on a stale bun.
Yes he's fat.

[Anonymous No.12245968]

>>12239739

[Anonymous No.12245972]

>>12235256
I deal with suicidal ideations enough with my current lifestyle. This man however, I cannot even watch his videos. His life seems so soulcrushingly depressing. There is no forseeable way I could hit a point that lonely and pitiful before just suckstarting my favorite gun. People like him genuinely unsettle me at the core.

[Anonymous No.12245987]

>>12240968
>suffers from depressions
>has friends to cook for
pick one and only one

>>12242147
underrated

[Anonymous No.12245989]

>>12245964
You sound boring

[Anonymous No.12245994]

>>12245080
thread winner

[Anonymous No.12245995]

>>12233233

[Anonymous No.12245998]

>>12234344
lel and its a plastic bottle those were hard times

[Anonymous No.12246007]

>>12235256
>hey wildcats

[Anonymous No.12246008]

>>12244214
not that goy but peak shitposting is posting on boards/threads you know absolutely nothing about
i shit up /o/ all the time despite knowing nothing about cars or bikes

[Anonymous No.12246016]

>>12244843
mmmm tourist's delight

[Anonymous No.12246068]

>>12245989
The fucker will eat like 3 of them a day.

[Anonymous No.12246209]

>>12233205
why the fuck is this so funny

[jevin No.12246217]

>>12235251
>>12237774
i love u guys

[jevin No.12246230]

>>12242171
https://youtu.be/ARk05_nylrU

[Anonymous No.12246351]

>>12242620
>>12244706

[Anonymous No.12246369]

[Anonymous No.12246374]

[Anonymous No.12246382]

TURKEY DINOSAURS

[Anonymous No.12246383]

>not making a pound of pasta then eating it all in one go with no cheese/butter/salt/etc.

[Anonymous No.12246393]

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[Anonymous No.12246406]

>>12245080
>This is about as depressing as beer gets

Hold my beer...

[Anonymous No.12246413]

>that glass choice
Some belgian monks died for this

[Anonymous No.12246418]

[Anonymous No.12246453]

>>12246382

Turkey dinos are based

[Anonymous No.12246462]

>>12244843
GET OUT OF HERE STAL/CK/ER

[Anonymous No.12246485]

>>12246403
>no added msg
why in the god damn would I buy a tasteless shit
I know I'm eating junk food
stop pretending to not be junk food and just give me my flavors

[Anonymous No.12246487]

>>12245817
based negativity poster

[Anonymous No.12246502]

>>12233181
>Whisky made in Leith

I live there, fucking no

[Anonymous No.12246518]

Only the lowest of scum eat and think they've 'had a meal' after eating one of these.

[Anonymous No.12246530]

>>12246518
Cup noodles manufactures in WALES. What could go wrong?

[jevin No.12246553]

>>12246393
this would go over really well with the ddlg crowd

[Anonymous No.12246576]

>>12246518
>For me, it's Poot Noodle

[Anonymous No.12246614]

>>12234593

[Anonymous No.12246620]

>>12246518
at my lowest I was eating FOUR King Sized Pot Noodles a day

[Anonymous No.12246631]

>>12234593

[Anonymous No.12246633]

>>12246620
oh and these microwave doner kebabs too

[Anonymous No.12246634]

>>12246530
what the fuck is guest flavor

[Anonymous No.12246635]

>>12234776
In 2008 I saw a morbidly obese man die of a heart attack in the IHOP near the Atlanta airport, and the EMTs had to enlist staff and customers to help get his body out of the booth and into the ambulance. Now the very thought of the restaurant depresses me

[Anonymous No.12246639]

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[Anonymous No.12246645]

>>12240878
Ridiculously appetizing

[Anonymous No.12246653]

>>12246620
alcoholics have more self respect

[Anonymous No.12246669]

>>12246393
Fuuck I wish I could take planes like these in the States

[Anonymous No.12246733]

>>12246669
faggit

[Anonymous No.12246782]

>>12246640
>watching master destroy himself
>you raised me and nurtured me yet you won't even keep yourself alive
>the cat was right to escape

[Anonymous No.12246810]

>>12246393
Can you imagine booking a last minute flight and getting up to the gate and seeing this thing?

[Anonymous No.12246818]

>>12234537
>made from scratch
I saw that on other plates from Brutalmoose.
Made from scratch, compared to what ? Made from something pre-existing ? It's horrible

[Anonymous No.12246844]

>>12245160
Once when I was working at a drugstore some nigger took a tube of frozen ground turkey and hid it on the back of a shelf behind a bunch of cans

Took a week for someone to figure out where the smell was coming from and find a tube full of maggots

[Anonymous No.12246855]

>>12236163
Correct, ketchup no name are way better than any name-brand I've come across. Walkers tomato ketchup is a close second, but they're hard to find in Canada.

[Anonymous No.12246981]

>>12235969
i wish they had this in grocery stores where i live. my family hates me and i guess im enough of a piece of shit that no one wants to be my friend and i suck at cooking. i usually end up eating frozen pizza or something on holidays since everything is closed. i hate my life so much

[Anonymous No.12247152]

>>12246669
>>12246393
>>12246810
They look friendlier than United Airlines

[Anonymous No.12247609]

>>12246393
this is why aliens attack our planes

[Anonymous No.12247897]

>>12246981
FFS just go to therapy and take your happy pills you gaywad.

[Anonymous No.12248029]

>>12246640
made me laugh thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12248072]