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How often do you think he gets the shits?

>> No.12218969

>>12218947
Never. This is peak nutrition levels

>> No.12218973

>>12218947
Don’t be so vulgar. Mr. Townsend deserves respect. He is one of the 3 (three) patriarchs of /ck/. The other two being Steve1989 and Chef Emeril Lagasse.

YOU WILL NEVER, achieve anything near the greatness of these men. I expect someone like you puts a McDouble inside a McChicken and considers that a culinary triumph.

Now I demand that you apologize for your crude and uncalled for thread and learn to respect those greater than yourself.

>> No.12218984

>>12218973
PATTI DICKERED! PATTI DICKERED! BOOP BOOP DA POOP

>> No.12219002

>>12218947
>gut hardiness of 1720 peasant
>vaccines of 21st century
He's probably long forgotten what diarrhea is.

>> No.12219025

Why would he get the shits?
If anything, all the recipes over cook the food to rid it of disease.
Most of the recipes are extremely bland and one-dimensional, lacking in nutrition in many ways, but they won't give you the shits.

>> No.12219045

>>12218973
>Chef Emeril Lagasse.
that's not chef john

>> No.12219054

>>12219045
No reddit-tier chefs please.

>> No.12219058

>>12219045
Literally who?

>> No.12219080

his nutmeg fortified diet means he probably hasn't had a cold in decades

>> No.12219088

>>12218984
Somebody cap this epic post.

>> No.12219098

>>12218973
When have we ever had regular threads about Lagasse? I bet plenty of you can't even remember his catchphrases without looking them up; he's been out of action for a LONG time.

>> No.12219101

>>12219098
BAM

>> No.12219129

>>12219025
>>12219002
He always has flies and shit all around and uses sticks to mix his food. He also ate hardtack that was full of bugs

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>> No.12219156

>>12219129
Pretty sure you don't get the shits from eating bugs.
You get the shits from bacteria spoiling your food.

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>>12219137

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>>12219098
>LETS KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH

>> No.12219222

>>12219156
there is bacteria on the bugs

>> No.12219225

>>12219164
pretty good but goes on too long

>> No.12219226

>>12219222
Bugs that have been living in hardtack won't be covered in bacteria that the hardtack didn't already have. The flies will be spreading potentially harmful bacteria, though.

>> No.12219299

I like to see Emeril getting some heat here, it's kind of... Nice

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>>12218973
>He is one of the 3 (three) patriarchs of /ck/. The other two being Steve1989 and Chef Emeril Lagasse.
What? No love for King Joey?

>> No.12220431

>>12219222
There is bacteria on your hands.