I hate hipster restaurants.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:05:48 2019 No.12216605 [Reply] [Original]

I hate hipster restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:06:36 2019 No.12216609 >>12216605 you should go to JOLLIBEE® instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:07:32 2019 No.12216614 >>12216605 cute nigress has that if only you knew how bad things really are face

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:07:42 2019 No.12216615 >>12216609 Tired of your lame threads getting deleted so you’re just spamming it in people’s threads now? So ebin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:10:37 2019 No.12216623 >hipster 2009 called

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:12:09 2019 No.12216628 File: 861 KB, 500x342, 1547062232631.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12216609 I would if they had one in INDIANA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:13:46 2019 No.12216632 >>12216605 If the pot is clean then what’s the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:16:59 2019 No.12216644 >>12216632 The fucking lead in the pots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:18:26 2019 No.12216649 >>12216623 More like 2005

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:20:45 2019 No.12216654 Maybe people realized that spending 25 $ plus mandatory tip for food cooked by convicts and junkies worth 4 $ is not worth it, unless they get extra entertainment out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 10:50:46 2019 No.12216737 File: 2.26 MB, 3333x5000, 7621515_metart_essay_nikia_a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so don't go to them and stop using social media

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 11:31:34 2019 No.12216926 >>12216614 probably doesn't want to get photographed with a piece of soft white flake -- and I'm not talking 'bout dat bread --

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 11:32:47 2019 No.12216933 >>12216605 who doesn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 11:33:48 2019 No.12216937 >>12216737 But then how would self-important faggots let everyone know how dissatisfied they are with everything while simultaneously being absolutely unwilling to make any changes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 11:33:49 2019 No.12216938 >>12216644 It's not glaced

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 12:50:01 2019 No.12217306 File: 9 KB, 400x400, test_3128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's the true sign of a restaurant trying to be "hip" Am I supposed to pretend I'm living in the little house on the prairie times while I eat my Mexican-Asian fusion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 12:53:09 2019 No.12217318 >>12216605 I hate people in general. I like dogs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 12:54:11 2019 No.12217327 >>12216615 t. janny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:10:30 2019 No.12217410 >>12217306 we use those in my house because they're cheap, can be used as a measuring cup, and triple as tupperware

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:11:49 2019 No.12217418 >>12217410 A restaurant has no excuse to be "cheap"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:12:19 2019 No.12217420 >>12216605 Are they going for the ancient Roman method of bread baking or something? If so they're supposed to smash the pot to get the bread out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:18:33 2019 No.12217449 I never understood hipster hate. Yeah, they're silly and spend money on silly things. Yeah, they gentrify formerly affordable neighborhoods. Yeah, they're annoying on social media. But when it comes to food and drink they generally have good taste.

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:19:09 2019 No.12217451

do they have a doorman that axes you questions about your favorite movies and music to see if he can let you in? if not, it ain't truly hipster. you name your fave music and movies and he will check /mu/ and /tv/ to see if there are multiple threads about them - then in you go

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:20:39 2019 No.12217460 >>12217451 >axes Unfortunate slip there, Jamal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:28:43 2019 No.12217489 >>12217418 ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:29:59 2019 No.12217499 >>12217460 anon is making fun of the date you mong

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 13:34:52 2019 No.12217518 >>12216926 yeehhh you call owt dat ytboi kang

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:03:24 2019 No.12217836 File: 191 KB, 699x574, bbq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12217306 Faux-poor is always obnoxious.

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:05:49 2019 No.12217840
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>>12217410
>because they're cheap
No you don't you lying faggot, you do it because you saw someone do it and you thought it was cool. Poor people used proper glasses for ages, they're dirt cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:06:13 2019 No.12217841 >>12217836 bless your hearts

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:16:07 2019 No.12217874

>>12217840
>can be used as a measuring cup, and triple as tupperware
are you hard of reading?
one item that costs 1/3 normal cheap cups, and replaces the function of 3 items in your kitchen.
I use them for fermenting small experimental batches of various goods as well. easily the best bang for my buck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:44:45 2019 No.12217961 >>12216937 You don't have to know

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:50:20 2019 No.12217986 >>12217874 they’re still dumb as drinking glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:51:25 2019 No.12217990 >>12217986 because they hurt your feelings?

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:04:41 2019 No.12218048

>>12217306
I use mason jars exclusively at my home except for wine. I even use it for my homebrew beer. I can a lot (last winter 150 qts of stock, in the summer 150 qts of tomatoes). They're much more durable than paper thin "real glasses" and I've turned a unitasker into a multitasker. Just common sense of putting function over aesthetic form. And no, I'm not a hipster although I also grow a large organic garden, brew wine, mead and beer. Your arbitrary labels have no power over me, so suck my tranny benis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:06:53 2019 No.12218055 >>12216605 Same and I wont patronize them, even if with a hot chick, that shows something about the chick if she wants me to take her to a hipster shithole, that'll be a relationship that'll go nowhere except into a hole, fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:07:04 2019 No.12218057 >>12217986 how upset would it make you if i told you i save my relish jars, jelly jars, and kimchi jars etc for the same purpose and drink out of them? because in my case they actually are cheaper, since i'm already buying that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:13:32 2019 No.12218095 This thread needs some Andrew "Dice" Clay. Hickory Dickory Dock Some Bitch Was Sucking My Cock The Clock Struck Two, I Shot My Goo And Left the Bitch On The Next Block. ~~heyae

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:22:26 2019 No.12218140 File: 81 KB, 1024x788, 1552792006362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12218048 Nobody cares tranny faggot weakling man

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:26:34 2019 No.12218158
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>>12218048
>I'm not a hipster
Nobody calls themselves a hipster, it's what others call you when you're a tryhard faggot about your hobbies and appearance, hipsterfag.

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:31:17 2019 No.12218180

>>12217306
This
>>12217410
>>12218048
I can use them for cold drinks, hot drinks, and as jars to hold shit. Plus it makes measuring liquid out pretty easy.

If I was a restaurant owner I might use them since they are cheaper and might be more durable than regular glasses.

Also from Florida so muh red neck life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:34:15 2019 No.12218195 >>12218048 >brew wine, mead and beer >brew wine, mead >brew Lying faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:49:27 2019 No.12218251 >>12216644 Lead in clay pots? Dude lead is one of the worst things for basically anything living, especially plants and root systems. That's just a basic mass produced clay pot that's been fired.

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:02:50 2019 No.12218308

>>12218180
>>12217874
1/3 the cost of cheap cups? Very very wrong.

lmao, fill one up with hot coffee and tell me how good it is for hot drinks. Only things good for hot drinks have handles.

Measuring liquid out please, if measuring liquid is a significant part of your life get a MEASURING CUP which by the way is also better for hot drinks cuz it has a handle!!

HOLY SHIT you could just have a measuring cup replace three kitchen items, or a bowl could do that, or a fucking stick instead of 10 different spatula/utensils. Fucking mental gymnastics to justify stupid shit instead of just saying I like mason jars cuz asthetic and lids

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:06:17 2019 No.12218317 >>12218158 I call myself a hipster like a slightly chubby guy calls himself fat. I'm hipster enough that it's true but also normie enough that friends will say "you're not a hipster".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:07:11 2019 No.12218320 >>12218308 neither a measuring cup nor a bowl is good for measuring liquid that's not even to mention the fact that neither are good for drinking mason jars are good for all those things stay mad, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:14:00 2019 No.12218342 >>12216644 yep, made at the same factory that puts the mercury in the vaccines

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:21:35 2019 No.12218361 >>12218320 This is not good for measuring liquid? If you can't measure liquid with this, how in the hell can you use a mason jar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:24:57 2019 No.12218372 >>12217418 >t. never worked in a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:27:12 2019 No.12218388 >>12218361 because a mason jar actually has lines with measurements on it you dumb fuck what are you gonna do? fill the 1 cup measuring cup to the brim with milk over the sink and then sloppily swing it over to your mixing bowl? holy shit, dude.

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:29:21 2019 No.12218395

>>12218308
>Hot coffee
>I need muh handles
Really like to grip things hard? It's called neoprene jar covers. You buy a couple of them and your good for life.
>Measuring cups
I have those. It's called convince. If I go to pour some coconut milk into soup, I can use the markings on the side to know how much I put it.

Please stay overly autistic and mad bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:29:33 2019 No.12218399 >>12218342 The difference being that mercury really is used in vaccines. Trying to argue that it isn't just makes you more ignorant than an anti-vaxxer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:32:37 2019 No.12218414 File: 11 KB, 342x342, 41viZdBgFpL._SX342_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12218388 measuring cups have lines too bro. are you confusing measuring cups with fixed-volume scoops?

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:50:28 2019 No.12218500

>>12218395
hahaha, all i need is this one thing! it replaces so much! well actually I buy accessories for them but it still counts as one item right? I use glass jars instead of tupperware because I love how they shatter when I drop them, stupid plastic just bounces. Also handles are stupid, wtf who needs em?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 17:54:49 2019 No.12218518 >>12217836 i know this has been memed to death by this point but god damn what an unappetizing image

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 18:14:21 2019 No.12218624 >>12218414 holy hell he though I was arguing for dry measuring scoops even though specifically talking about liquids

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 18:16:39 2019 No.12218628 >>12218388 Dude you don't know what a measuring cup is, just google it, first image. Hopefully this invention will change your life

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 18:29:19 2019 No.12218692
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>>12216605
Cooking bread in a clay flower pot actually goes way back.
Albeit the pots were usually larger.

The bread book I have, "The Best-Ever Book of Bread" on pg 141 calls them "Welsh Clay Pot Loaves".

I've also seen them in a friends book too. I always thought about making them cause it looks fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:01:23 2019 No.12218844 >>12218692 shhh, OP is busy trying to be indignant about seeing something he isn't immediately familiar with

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:02:02 2019 No.12218848 >>12217990 lol yea bruh >>12218057 i’d seethe at your faggotry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:04:24 2019 No.12218863 >>12218048 #triggered

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:04:53 2019 No.12218865

>>12216605
Hate the game, not the player
these faggots are selling 1900's kitch at hefty markups, saving money on glassware and other appointments, and are basically the living embodiment of capitalism and "there's a sucker born every minute"

Boomers would love this shit if they were the ones profiting from it, but they aren't so it's "hipster".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:31:22 2019 No.12218981 >>12217836 That """brisket""" looks like roadkill my paw scraped off the highway when I was a boy. I'd rather have the possum 2bh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 19:34:15 2019 No.12218992 >>12217449 >thankful for good new dining options >hate the other patrons

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 20:31:02 2019 No.12219246 >>12218500 >Insults my motor skills >Implies I drop them I haven't dropped one in all my years using them. Stay mad faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:04:55 2019 No.12219353 >>12218981 What the fuck is even Brooklyn bbq

Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:05:13 2019 No.12219355

>>12219246
What kind of autism "nobody else ever touches MY mason jars but me u fag, AND I don't like handles on things because it impairs my ability to improve my motor skills!"

They even make mason jars with handles, you could have said that, but no, it's the concept of handles themselves that you strive to confront.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:10:02 2019 No.12219374 >>12217836 >store bought potato buns wtf. i mean theyre good as fuck but why would somebody pay for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:15:37 2019 No.12219393 >>12218992 Such things happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 00:10:31 2019 No.12220112 >>12216605 >foot served in a clay pot >mason jars >menus on clipboards What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 00:49:46 2019 No.12220212 >>12216605 I'd colonize that chick tho

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Anonymous Tue Apr 23 01:00:07 2019 No.12220242

>>12216605
I wish i was sophisticated enough to take out a woman that drapes her coat over her shoulders like that. And wouldnt it also be nice if she felt happy to be with me? Id like for her to feel satisfied with how im dressed as well. Would love for a woman that fancy to spend some time with me and think "that was a lot of fun."

>>12216609
That ban was a long time coming you stupid filipino nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 01:05:17 2019 No.12220261 >>12220112 I have had drinks from mason jars, but it was also a southern themed restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 01:50:52 2019 No.12220356 >>12220219 how much do you think they paid for this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:15:59 2019 No.12220571 >>12217874 >are you hard of reading? kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:19:49 2019 No.12220735 >>12220219 What the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:23:31 2019 No.12220741 >>12216614 >cute Bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:24:09 2019 No.12220743 >>12220219 Alinea in Chicago That'll be $1,000 for the dessert, bro, which you have to eat off the table like a third world derelict But it's worth it for the Instagram likes

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:42:51 2019 No.12220785
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>>12220743
>Alinea in Chicago
lol that's that same restuarant that tweeted they would give the footballers who had burgers at the white house a free meal
They had heaps of other retarded shit on their google maps page

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:46:11 2019 No.12220792 >>12218981 My daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our brisket

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 10:57:19 2019 No.12221749

>>12220219
Someone pointed out the last time I saw this image that they'd walk into this kinda bullshit restaurant, order this ridiculousness and clap with plenty of Oooos and Aahhhhs while they worked, and just as they finished, they'd burst into laughter while getting up to casually stroll out the door without paying a dime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:06:21 2019 No.12221780 >>12220219 That's just flat out fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:28:19 2019 No.12221857 >>12220219 Would pay for Gordon Ramsay's reaction to getting served this

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>>12221749
>pointed out
They didn't point out anything, they engaged in some cringeworthy internet tough guy roleplay. Why the fuck would you think some dweeb's fantasy is worth repeating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:07:05 2019 No.12223643 >>12216605 that restaurant looks silly, but im more pissed at his shitty infinity tattoo. at least the people who get carpe diem on their fucking ankle hide it half of the year

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:18:00 2019 No.12224427 >>12218692 go for it, anon, its a cozy way of making bread :)

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:25:04 2019 No.12224456 >>12224445 i cant wait for it to all come crashing down

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:26:29 2019 No.12224467 >>12224456 It already did in a way. That restaurant was attacked and vandalized by leftist anti capitalist rioters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:39:26 2019 No.12224532 >>12218320 >a thing specifically designed for measuring is no good for measuring >I use this random jar instead This fucking board I swear to God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:46:10 2019 No.12224567 >>12224467 >people in Shoreditch (Brick Lane no less) screeching about gentrification Pottery

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:04:20 2019 No.12224634 >>12220792 UNDERRATED

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:13:02 2019 No.12224668 >>12216605 >no prices on the menu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 02:03:09 2019 No.12225158 File: 66 KB, 800x800, Angery_dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12217836 Fucking New Yorkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:46:34 2019 No.12225387 File: 5 KB, 166x160, 1441347527033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12216654 >$25 plus tip literally how fucking poor are you?

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:08:59 2019 No.12225566
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>>12216605
What's the actual point of these places? All these restaurants with wacky gimmicky meme food that get covered by INSIDER seem to only exist for s0yboys and stacys to gawk at their overpriced slop while taking selfies. Is this how you make it as a restaurant owner in a metropolis like LA and NY, you have to out ridiculous your competitors so zoomers can show everyone how wacky your food is?

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:11:51 2019 No.12225577

>>12225566
Tourists mostly. Lot of fancy looking italian women. Lot of shitters that work in media around LA. Of course, theres also people from the surrounding suburbs that think LA is so hip. They want to be in LA as much as possible so they can say theyre an LA person despite living in diamond bar or thousand oaks or some shit. I would think they have better sense but nope. But also, nightclub degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:12:32 2019 No.12225578 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bbq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12217836 Fucking yankee faggot (((New Yorkers))), it probably costs way more there than what you'd get here in Texas.

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