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Is this the type of shit Americans crave? Please let me know on this board.

>> No.12212993
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>>12212986
No, this is.

>> No.12212997

>>12212986
Sometimes in the store you see something that makes you go "what the fuck..."

That is a legitimate marketing tactic

>> No.12213000

>>12212986
You should go to /b/ and stay there

>> No.12213006

>>12212997
I know right! I usually don't see this type of shit here in Canada. So Whenever I'm looking at the type of products American grocery stores sell on the internet, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit"!

>> No.12213009

>>12212993
A 50 year old e-peen accomplished almost entirely by immigrant foreigners?

>> No.12213011

>>12212986
>be american
>have a gallon of mayo
>have a half gallon of ketchup
>see mayochup
>consumerism kick on
>I...MUST...HAVE
>go to the supermarket
>get shot

>> No.12213015
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>>12212986
To enlighten you guys, "mayochup" or "salsa rosada" (pink sauce) is a common condiment in Puerto Rico and that's why this is a thing. It goes well on fried things!

>> No.12213017

>>12213006
Yeah and after a brief pause, you decide to give it a shot. Lifes a gamble, eat mayochup.

>> No.12213020

>>12213006
Bullshit. You Canadians are always the ones dunking shit in ketchup or "'"'catsup"''", don't try to deny this too

>> No.12213024

>>12212986
mayochup is not that bad but the fact that mutts have no intention to mix those up is

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>>12213017
>>12213020
I found a picture of you guys!

>> No.12213034

>>12213011
there is a fucking news article about this garbage americans are literally freaking out about this "new invention"
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2018/04/12/heinz-condiment-called-mayochup-combines-ketchup-mayonnaise/510853002/

>> No.12213046

>>12213034
There is a news article about everything

Not a solid frame of reference but its clear you love your american lore

>> No.12213052

>>12213034
Europoors bamboozled by marketing: the thread

>> No.12213054
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we call it fancy sauce

>> No.12213059

>>12212986
someone post the photo of that guy with the kranch with the crust hand and fucked up thumb.

>> No.12213065
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>>12213027
>In reality...

>> No.12213069

>>12213065
The person that is being punched in the face is clearly you lol!

>> No.12213077

>>12213069
LOL how can he even recover
>also 69 checked XDDDDDD

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>>12213009
You're saying nobody else has caught up in 50 years? How embarrassing.

>> No.12213113

>>12213105
The rest of the world was busy not having literacy and infant mortality rates on par with Ghana

>> No.12213118

>>12212986

This has existed for decades in Europe you dumb shit, it's called cocktail sauce.

>> No.12213128

>>12212986
So... Russian dressing?

>> No.12213131

Yes but haven’t bought it yet. I have a full jar of mayo and ketchup to go through first

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>>12213113
Man, what is wrong with those guys?

>> No.12213199

>>12213113
Says the guy with the highest infant mortality rate of any first world country and higher than some third worlders. Guess it's that phenomenal 37th ranked medical system 2 points higher than Cuba, lol!

>> No.12213214

>>12213199
Whoms’t estais enquotieñdito, mein amour?

>> No.12213219

>>12213199
A country like that beat the rest of the world to the moon? Damn.

>> No.12213229

>>12213133
Based Norm poster

>> No.12213239

>>12213054
It's called fry sauce. Your nearest mormon puts it on their fries.

>> No.12213325
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NOT KRANCH? THEN DIE!

>> No.12213371

>>12212986
How do you pronounce that?
may-o-ch-up?
It really doesn't seem to go together very well.

>> No.12213696

>>12213199
You’re fucking stupid if you actually think that is true and not based on “studies” with specific parameters designed in a way that makes europoors feel better about their terrible little lives. America has been the source of a VAST majority of medical advancements for the past half century.

>> No.12213732

>>12213371
mayo-chup
because it's mayo and ketchup

>> No.12213826

>>12213696
>we have medical system
>30% of the population (and rising) don't have access to it
Enjoy your Castro style revolution, I guess. He went from 10% healthcare coverage to 100%. Most 1st world countries have done it democratically as well. Learn the hard way, lol.

>> No.12213840

>>12213826
What recipe is this?

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>>12212993

Based USA

>>12213009

Shitskin cucks stay mogged. USA USA USA

>> No.12214231

>>12213015
How are you this fucking retarded?
It's fucking ketchup mixed with mayo Puerto Rico didn't invent fucking ketchup and mayo

>> No.12214898

>>12213325
>MayoMust
>Not MayoTard because if that was the name they'd get in trouble
Embarrassing

>> No.12214928

>>12212986
add a shit ton of horseradish to that and it'd be GOAT

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I give this post two thumbs up :3

>> No.12214934

>eurocucks

>> No.12214986

>>12214898
Why not Mustonnaise?

>> No.12215703

They've been selling this in Europe for ages as "American Sauce", long before they actually started selling it in America.
Strange how obsessed Europeans really are.

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It's the best sauce