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12203325 No.12203325 [Reply] [Original]

Your mother didn't love you this much.

>> No.12203327
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>> No.12203333

i dont wanna eat 8 fucking cookies for lunch just give me some fruit gushers

>> No.12203341

>>12203325
standing out from the crowd for having a fag lunch would probably do more harm

>> No.12203342

No, I'm pretty sure like most people my mom made me food to eat.

>> No.12203343
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>> No.12203345

>>12203332
>a wedge of brie
>homemade california rolls
I think you're confusing affluence with love, OP, which is pretty sad if you think about it

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>> No.12203351

>>12203341
>haha I have optimal nutrients you cannot harm me with your words and fists!

>> No.12203356

>>12203343
>>12203327

my mom got me naked all the time when I was a kid, if you know what I mean ;)

>> No.12203362

>>12203343
>marmite sandwich
my mom at least loved me enough to give me money for school lunch instead of force-feeding me a shit sandwich

>> No.12203365

Just looks like another reason to be called a queer in school. Mommy needs a hobby besides helicoptering her adult child.

>> No.12203366

>>12203343
>marmite
so britbongs, are these types of lunches common for kids to bring at posh schools or something?

>> No.12203367

some of these lunches look shitty

>> No.12203369

>>12203333
Checked.

>> No.12203371

>>12203367
sorry it isn't a cheeseburger with a side of pizza and pound of chocolates on the side you fatass worthless burger

>> No.12203378

>>12203371
This but unironically and without the last bit

>> No.12203386

>>12203371
make sure the next time you eat lunch, it's halal, otherwise the sharia police will cut off your pinkie toes

>> No.12203393

>>12203386
make sure the next time you eat lunch you have the insulin nearby so you don't fall into a coma halfway through your 4500 calorie meal you lardass

>> No.12203407

>>12203341
>said the malnourished twink living off Sysco scraps, in defiance of the bento-reared bulk of Chad.

>> No.12203421

Why is this mom so desperate for attention? Think her husband ignores her maybe?

>> No.12203427

>>12203325
Where do you get blueberrys that big

>> No.12203432

>>12203325
Everything but the entrees gmlook pretty good. Where 2 crop lunchbox?

>> No.12203433

>>12203407
mmm power fantasies sure are fun

>> No.12203440

>>12203432
https://ecolunchboxes.com/collections/lunch-boxes/products/three-in-one-giant

>> No.12203443

>soggy-ass brown bread sandwiches
School lunches were the worst

>> No.12203474

>>12203327
>>12203332
>>12203343
>overpriced water and overpriced meme juice that has higher sugar content than soda

>> No.12203476

>>12203371
I'm American and I find all the chocolate and the meme juice that are already in those pictures disgusting and nauseating. I know you're a type 2 diabetic. Meanwhile I'll live twice as long as you do.

>> No.12203480

>>12203393
i think i will have a pulled pork sandwich for lunch and some cabbage salad, quite a reasonable lunch and I don't have to worry about muslims raping my daughter, checkmate eurocuck

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>>12203325
My mother decided to work at the school, instead. She was a noon duty. Got away with a lot of stuff bc "oh you're x's son! Such a good boy"

More money for school lunches which were pretty good where I lived, and I could pocket the cash instead for extra allowance. Fair trade imo

>> No.12203509

>>12203333
Based

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>>12203371

>> No.12203536

>>12203515
this meem doesn't change the fact

>> No.12203552

>>12203536
>this meem doesn't change the fact

What, that brits are pussies and cucks being invaded by muslims that rape their daughters while they turn a blind eye or where you can be arrested for carrying a potato peeler in public ?

Yeah that meem doesn't change the facts.

>> No.12203556

>>12203552
Easy there champ, tough week in the wagecage?

>> No.12203565

>>12203332
the brie is gonna turn into soup in her backpack desu

>> No.12203574

>>12203556
lol no, I'm retired at 28. I watch anime and cook random shit all day

>> No.12203596

>>12203574
based disability

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>>12203325
>>12203327
>>12203332
>>12203343
>>12203348
>>12203556
>>12203487
>>12203371

>> No.12203614

>>12203325
Holy shit my friend eats exactly like this because his mom is the most white person ever, she even gambles but she's a nice.

>> No.12203631

>>12203325
Are those enormous blueberries or tiny crackers?

>> No.12203674

>>12203565
What makes you think this is a girl's lunch?

>> No.12203677

>>12203631
assuming that's typical baybel cheese, they are massive blueberries

>> No.12203682

>>12203674
i think if any red-blooded boy opened his backpack to find this gay shit he’d throw a tantrum until mommy threw out the soy chow and replaced it with uncrustables and cosmic brownies. girls are the only ones who would tolerate this

>> No.12203708

>>12203682
Any boy would love to have a good lunch like this.

>> No.12203727

>>12203605
oh wow a soyjak edit
so funny, witty and creative

>> No.12203735

>>12203682
>threw out the soy chow and replaced it with uncrustables and cosmic brownies
so throw out the healthy albeit frou-frou food for literal zog/soychow, your mind has been ruined by memes

>> No.12203747

>>12203727
thanks guy, they say only 1% of users are contributors, im trying to change that to 2%!

>> No.12203753

>>12203356
same desu except it's your mom and I'm an adult

>> No.12203761

>>12203708
>>12203735
>confusing “is” for “ought”
of course boomers dont remember how addicted to shit zogchow kids tend to be

>> No.12203762

>>12203631
enormous berries, probably only taste of water

>> No.12203766

>>12203325
Mine didn't love me enough to make me anything besides uncrustables and chips through elementary school and then I was on my own 5th and up. Usually just skipped eating or I'd buy a bag of combos.

>> No.12203791

>>12203325
Fucking disgusting. Why is homecooking always so much worse than restaurant chain food? Is it the lack of standardized quality control?

>> No.12203803

>>12203747
>only images are Original Content
absolutely based

>> No.12203816

Most of these are just simple main dish and rest are just some vegetables, fruits, and prepackaged crackers or cookies or w/e.

Is this what impresses normies these days?

>> No.12203827

>>12203327
>>12203343
feeding your kid sugar-laden fruit juice is just as bad, if not worse than, feeding them soda

>> No.12203831

>>12203816
>Is this what impresses normies these days?
As someone who had terrible school lunches yes

>> No.12203837

>>12203332
>homemade california rolls
Why does it have a little pile of ginger, tuft of wasabi, and plastic soy sauce packet that typically come with grocery store sushi? It looks like she dumped the contents of a package of gas station sushi into the box.

>> No.12203838

>>12203816
I think it's more about the presentation than the actual quality or nutrition of the food. HD camera with anti-reflection coating lens and foods with bright colors to make it look like something more special than it is. It's superficial internet trash for dumb people to feel inspired by.

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>>12203325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2dbuenIUY

comfy bento thread?

>> No.12203872

>>12203838
>>12203816
Imagine going through life this cynical.

Have sex.

>> No.12203876

>>12203872
>I'm a normie
time to go back to plebbit faggot

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>>12203605
>consuming food thats not malt liquor or fast food pizza
lol must be a low T soy boy

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>> No.12203908

>>12203766
do you ever wonder whether your parents' disregard for your nutrition stunted your growth? I'm a manlet (5'11 1/2") and I think about it a lot

>> No.12203914

>>12203325
No. She did not. I only ate Lunchables during grade school, cafeteria food in middle school, and Top Ramen through high school.

>> No.12203924

>>12203908
I'm the opposite, my parents were fat fucks so I ate well and grew big (and later chiseled away the marble once I could get away from them)
but they gave zero fucks about my education so I've never been to college and work a basically dead end job in concrete. I can't imagine doing this for another 20 years or so just to become a foreman.

>> No.12203956

>>12203803
>your shitpost counts as content

>> No.12204002

>>12203896
Whyd i tear up watching this bro?

Aint nobody ever love me like this

>> No.12204034

My mother loved me so much that in elementary school when I was sick of sandwiches she bought a thermos and would make soups or pastas for me.

I'll never forget in high school when I shared a sandwich with a friend. He told me my mother makes the best sandwiches. His parents ran a fucking deli, yet my mother's sandwiches impressed him.
Rip.

>> No.12204043

>>12203827
You could just make your own for cheaper.

>> No.12204044

>>12203371
why are you projecting

>> No.12204053

My mother is a bad cook lmao, she can't do anything right.

>> No.12204060

>>12203333
>be burger
>see healthy crackers
>think they're cookies
Lord, have mercy on America

>> No.12204096

>>12204034
rip, hope your mom's sandwich abilities live on in you

>> No.12204103

That is some hashtag lookatme shit. I was ready to go off on it, remembering the plain ass lunches I would get in grade school. Mom tried, god bless her, but she was all dinner, not what would keep for 4 hours in a plastic box. But then I noticed...

I got a note with that sandwich. This instagram kid is only a tool for their parents' self-satisfaction.

I got a note, bitch.

>> No.12204111

so wait, these are metal containers right? are they eating the food cold (cold bolognese?) or are they cooking it in a toaster oven? When I went to school we only had microwaves

>> No.12204128

>>12203325
Either those blueberries are the largest in the world, that box is tiny, or it's all photoshopped

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>tfw parents left me alone to eat whatever I wanted, which was all junk food, and lead to terrible habits and now I'm fat

>> No.12204157

>>12204111
probably eating it cold

>> No.12204167

>>12203332
>a wedge of brie
lol

>> No.12204189

>>12204140
If you recognize the issue you should be solving it. You can't change the past.

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Jesus, am I the only one who got a note with a cute little drawing with my lunch? Meant a hell of a lot more than some 'herbal essence' commercial in food form. Even if it was delicious oscar mayer on white with mustard and a box of raisins, guess which part was more important.

>> No.12204205

>>12204140
>parents left me alone to eat whatever I wanted, which was all junk food, and lead to terrible habits and now I'm fat

Don't blame your parents for that, buddy. My parents let me eat whatever I want too and i never got fat

>> No.12204210

>>12204140
And what? You still chose what to eat

Waddle your ass over to /fit/ if you want to be thin, but don't blame someone else for your current state

>> No.12204211

>>12204198
do you really feel the need to argue about whether your mother loved you?

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>>12204211
...oh shit, I have issues

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>>12203325
when your mother doesn't give a fuck if you're a self sufficient human being.
she's a fucking failure as a mom like her faggot son and every redditfaggot itt

>> No.12204255

>>12203325
>implying my mother fed me food that made me look like a cum sponge
She gave me milk, vegetables, a sandwich, advice about women, and kind words.

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>>12203727
>oh wow a soyjak edit
so funny, witty and creative

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>>12204270

>> No.12204282

>>12203605
I don't understand why my post was lumped into this>>12203487

>> No.12204289

>>12203333
based and 8 year-old pilled.

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She didn't, but my sister loves to make and pack my lunches for me when I go off to work, so I'm not complaining. Get my dick wet too, so lol

>> No.12204369

>>12203605
Bet you thought this would get lots of up(yous) huh

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>>12203605

>> No.12204411

>>12204401
damn...

>> No.12204426

>>12203351
>>12203407
>sugar
>starches
so healthy dude

>> No.12204427

>>12204321
You fuck your sister?

>> No.12204436

>>12204427
You don’t?

>> No.12204438

guys im so excited i consumed product
it was an ethical yuppie product guys like ohmyfuckinggod wow look at that
eating like an infant in my jetta lease
my silver jetta lease at the office
class treason rules

>> No.12204446

>>12203552
>invaded
we invited them

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>>12203325
>casarecce with bolognese

>> No.12204456

>>12203325
>”homemade” ingredients in every single meal
Do Brits seriously go on reddit and deliberately make up stories for internet points?

>> No.12204486

>>12204456
These days probably 75% of people make up stories for internet points.

>> No.12204498

>>12204060
Can we go 1 thread without you smelly weirdos chimping out?

>> No.12204508

>>12204270
Soyjak posters should be castrated

>> No.12204564

>>12203884
lol that image. never seen that before. does /v/ have good memes? should i start visiting?

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>>12204564
"no."

>> No.12204611

>>12204446
>we
some braindead faggot lefty cunts, kike scum & the advance party does not equal "we"
I'm guessing you're the first of those groups

>> No.12204646

To be fair, my mom was too busy to cook, which is why I learned how to.

>> No.12204656

>>12204140
You're a waste

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>>12204270
>y-youre not creative!

>> No.12204665

>>12203325
>my mom gave me lunchables and normal kid lunch shit so I wouldn't get the shit kicked out of me for being the weird lunch kid
Nah, think she loved me just enough.

>> No.12204671

>>12203332
>One fun sized Snickers
My tumpus is smænched

>> No.12204760

>>12204401
thats you and your faggot bf

>> No.12204762

>>12203325
i don't even love myself that much

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>>12204270
based.
this meme btfos every reddit soiboi and leaves them seething

>> No.12204878

>>12204611
>britain 8% muslim
>US 60% sort of white
Hmm, yeah, wonder who's getting the worst of it, lol!

>> No.12204907

honestly i'd be thrilled if anyone took time to make me food. To me, cooking for someone is a love language.

>> No.12204922

>>12204878
That’s racist. The color of your skin doesn’t make you better than anyone. You really think you can judge the quality of a country by % of people who are different colors? You have a lot of growing up to do.

>> No.12204935

>>12204103
I wish I'd kept my mom's notes from back when she actually gave a shit.

>> No.12204939

>>12204665
maybe she could have loved you enough to not send you to school in the fucking ghetto

>> No.12204960

>>12204426
That's whole fruit and vegetables, with fibre and vitamin. Are you honestly so much of a lardass you think all sweet foods are equal, giving yourself an excuse to chug soda?

>> No.12204972

>>12204665
>>12203341
Boy, you two sure are insecure, huh? I'd hate to imagine what you went through to fear getting judged for your fucking lunch.

>> No.12205010

>>12204972
Not them but kids are assholes man.
We had some arab kid bring in some arab dish for lunch once. The asshole kids knew this was weird and picked on him for it and eventually threw it all over him.
You know the shit kids im talking about the nelsons (the simpsons) they get bored and want to annoy someone something like a faggy lunch which has been posted is too obvious and will draw peoples attention and eventually the bully will get drawn to it aswell and see you as a target. Youd need to eat in with your friends out of sight.
However if youre at a private or rich person school youre all good.

>> No.12205017

>>12204972
>I don't care what others think or how they act towards me and that is WHY I'm cool
guess what? wrong

>> No.12205054

>>12204572
fast pants hoip

>> No.12205056

>>12205017
oh no if i dont eat sugarsnack #154 tyrone won't think my lunch is cool :((( grow a fucking spine

>> No.12205057

>>12205017
Sure, not caring won't always make you cool. However, caring about EVERYTHING will turn you into a neurotic who can't deal with normal human interaction, possibly resorting to posting on anonymous image-boards like this one.

>> No.12205072

>>12205057
n'oh my g--

>>12205056
I'm not saying your lunch should have flames embroidered on it, but the try hard /flit/ness lunch is faggy enough to be a problem

>> No.12205076

>>12205072
your typing style is gay as fuck, i want to kick the shit out of you. i don't think lunches were the reason you got bullied

>> No.12205099

>>12203325
My mother loved me enough to not force me through the public school system.

>> No.12205100

>>12205076
>T-Tyrone w-won't like you
I'm glad to took a break from your cuckold fantasies to try and appear masculine

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>>12205099
>tfw bullied relentlessly by niggers
>tfw developed anxiety that caused me to drop out

Wish I was you. Most parents consider public school free babysitting.

>> No.12205131

>>12204401
meta btfo

>> No.12205172

>>12203325
No my mother loved me to the point where she spent 12 years busting her ass removing asbestos from industrial buildings to put food on our table and bet your ass she has always taken her pride in being a damn good cook as well. You leave my mom out of this, she makes yours look like a bitch.

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>>12205172
>muh mommy is better than u mommy cause me mommy work big getting cancer for dumb life choices

>> No.12205211

>>12205110
what was the demographic breakdown of your school

>> No.12205214

>>12205211
A third each of white, hispanic, and black. Only the nogs were ever a problem.

>> No.12205217

>>12205186
Considering her parents were non functional alcoholics her whole life and she only took up that job due to the recession booting her from her surveillance career I'd say it was a reasonable choice to keep the lights on at 25 an hour.

>> No.12205226

>>12203325
my mom sent me fucking two piled high sandwiches and like two granola bars and chips. woman did not know how calories worked.

>> No.12205235

>>12205226
a big boy's gotta eat big!

based mommy!

>> No.12205237

Yeah I grew up poor and I had a single mother since age 10. Before age 10, both my parents worked so I bought school lunch. After age 10 my single mom worked overnight and I was poor enough to qualify for free lunch. If I ever had kids I would make them lunch since I love cooking, but it all depends on what my job schedule is like and if I'll have a wife or something to help out. All these lunches make me think that the parents had a decent amount of free time, decent amount of money, or both.

>> No.12205240

>>12203325
how do you close the box?

>> No.12205255

>>12205237
Its obvious the dad works all the time so the mum gets bored and sits around making food or scrolling through pintrest and facebook

>> No.12205262

>>12205240
Looks like the right tin fits on top of the left tin, then you put the lid on and use the latch to fasten it down. Looks like a neat lunch box actually. If only it was insulated. https://smile.amazon.com/Stainless-TOP-GRADE-ECO-Safe-Container-GRUB2GO/dp/B01KHEJA8G?ref_=bl_dp_s_web_14491085011

>> No.12205267

Makes me pine for a good ol fashion cheese sandwich.

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>>12205267
>pine for

>> No.12205271

>>12205267
I never understood why, but I really loved those as a kid. When I was in elementary school they gave those to kids who didn't have money to afford lunch, but also didn't qualify for free lunch.

>> No.12205273

>>12205270
we have memes for everything

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>>12204205
>>12204210
>>12204656
>kids are responsible for their own upbringing
Cool non western morals.
This whole thread is degenerate for the most part. But these posts really stand out.

>> No.12205294

>>12203427
The blueberries are normal sized. It's the rest that's tiny.

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>>12205186
Its telling that you are posting a drooling retard wojack while implying he thinks his mom loving him means she loved him more then your mom loved you. He never said that. That's what you think, and you are putting those words in his mouth.
Must feel pretty bad to think your mom could have loved you more but didn't.

>> No.12205336

My mom never made me school lunches and I was always secretly jealous of all the kids that brought lunch to school. I felt poor, was poor and to this I do not nor have I ever taken lunch to school or work. Fortunately I got an awesome job and career thanks to my drive for getting out of poverty. If I ever have kids I probably won't make them school lunches either

>> No.12205341

>>12205317
>A-HA! I'm not a faggot that you thought I was because of this image is on you!

>> No.12205358

>>12205336
>my success is because i didn't have school lunch!
>therefore i'll feed my kids free slop

Are you retarded? Why would you doom your kid to poor nutrition/short height/low IQ? You sound like a turbo boomer.

>> No.12205502

>>12204922
Shut the fuck up SJW, get out. 4chan is a white site.

>> No.12205570

>>12205502
Uhm, you’re posting on 4channel. This is a work safe advertiser friendly website where we do not tolerate hate speech and disturbing content. I suggest you return to 4chan if that’s how you want to act.

>> No.12205584

>>12203325
>all that pasta
>crackers
>tiny useless chunk of pineapple
Why not compliment the blueberries with other berries or a jam for the crackers?

>> No.12205649

>>12203896
Sauce

>> No.12205674

>>12203325

I am neither impressed with the portion sizes, the meals themselves, nor the try-hard Instagram brownie point attitude and attention whoring.

Most of those 'lunches' would not sustain an active growing kid nor a hard working adult. Most of those lunches are 3 minute put togethers with little effort. Putting fruit into one container, a few sticks of cut up veg, and last nights dinner or evening snack into another is hardly a show of love.

I think of the bento boxes some japanese mothers make for their grade school children, waking up at 5 in the morning to prepare everything, neatly arranging it into a fancy presenation and tieing it up in a bento box with a cloth neatly wrapped around OPs images are truly pathetic in comparison.

>> No.12205685
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>>12205674
>I think of the bento boxes some japanese mothers make for their grade school children,
Actually most lunches are served by the students themselves.

>> No.12205690

>>12205674
Nice comparison showing your ignorance. Many bentos are also leftovers.

>> No.12205701

>>12203343
All these lunches look like shit

>> No.12205706

>>12203348
Literal shit

>> No.12205731
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>>12205649
Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.12205741

>>12205217
Based and mompilled

>> No.12205744

>>12205270
Where did you get this picture of me

>> No.12205746

>>12203896
That's a dope lunch box/receptacle.

>> No.12205840

>>12203325
>>12203327
>>12203332
>>12203343
>>12203348
I don't have a problem with the homemade aspect, it's the
>I'm going to take instagram photos of it for internet points
and the random assortment of hipster food.
Also
>still getting daily lunches made 24 years later when you're a grown adult

>> No.12205919

>>12203605
>eating healthily is for soyboys
here is your (you) for effort you ultimate faggot

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>>12205731
I prefer the 2019 remake, Eat Drink Bi-gendered Cross-Dresser Drag King Drag Queen Femme Queen Female-to-male FTM Gender Bender Genderqueer Male-to-female MTF Non-op Hijra Pangender Transexual/Transsexual Trans Person Woman Man Butch Two-spirit Trans Agender Third Sex Gender Fluid Non-binary Transgender Andrgyne Gender Gifted Gender Blender Femme Person of Transfgender Experience Androgynous

>> No.12205970
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>>12205919
>all those carbs and sugar
>healthy
Unless you're active, that's just weight gain.

>> No.12206089

>>12203440
>$50 for a lunchbox that looks like it would get crushed easier than a can of coke
No thanks

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>>12203432
>>12203440
>>12206089
These look much more efficient.

>> No.12206180

>>12203325
>Your mother's maid didn't love you this much
fix'd

>> No.12206237

>>12205970
No shit fuck head.

>> No.12206273
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12206273

>>12203908
I don't wonder, I'm sure of it.

When I was born we were pretty poor so I barely got to eat. By the time my little brother was born I was already in middle-school and our financial situation got better. Soon enough my brother was eating in a day what I would usually eat in 3 days when I was his age. Now I'm a manlet while he's tall as fuck despite being 10 years younger than me.

If any parents are here, give your children protein packed foods and make them do sports. They'll thank you later and maybe not kill themselves.

>> No.12206281

>>12203325
who is this fag dad???

>> No.12206284

>>12206273
>Now I'm a manlet while he's tall as fuck despite being 10 years younger than me
I'll clue you in as to what could have caused this. It's a word that starts with "I" and ends with "nfidelity".

>> No.12206288

>>12205685
wats that bowl of brown shit?

>> No.12206304

>>12206288
>japanese bowl of unidentifiable liquid
Whatever it is I can guarantee you it smells like fish and tastes like licking the bottom of a dumpster

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>>12206304
>>12206288
Says the Americans.

>> No.12206314

>>12206307
chili is an actual collection of complementary flavors, not like the ching chong bowl of fish water with some weird fermented shit and seaweed mixed with tasteless noodles and grey mystery meat

>> No.12206321

>>12206304
Eh, Worcestershire sauce is just fermented anchovies and shit, that's why I dont mind fish sauce

>> No.12206355

>>12203325
>>12203327
>>12203332
>>12203343
>>12203348
That's stuff is gonna be mush until lunch time after it's been tossed around in your backpack for half a day

>> No.12206356

>>12205731
Watching it eight now So far it's pretty good

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12206360

>>12206356
>directed by the dude that made that weird Hulk movie
Huh...

>> No.12206363

>>12206356
good call anon, it's a great film
ang lee even later made it in hollywood
he's the guy who made brokeback mountain and that hulk movie with ed norton

>> No.12206377

My dad fed me slot of McDonald's. Now I'm 2 metres tall and 180kg.

>> No.12206439

>>12206307
he's right though gook food is just mush half the time and overloaded with fish sauce and soy sauce

>> No.12206466

>>12206307
chili is good though

>> No.12206691

>>12205317
cope

>> No.12206715
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12206715

do americans really have to bring their own lunch from home?

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12206721

I really miss my mom now. This fucking thread...

And I guess I should finally scatter her ashes. Whiskey first. Stop crying next.

>> No.12206946

>>12205570
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.12206967

>>12203327
>half a whole fucking cucumber
How is nobody calling this out? I'd never eat that shit just by itself.

>> No.12207039
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12207039

My mum used to work in a butchers and would bring home tons of sliced meat/cheese for free (the off cuts).

So we would eat sandwiches/ploughmans lunch for many many -way too many- meals and go through like 1kg of branston pickle a week.

It was tasty as hell, fuck you jam faggots.

>> No.12207048

>>12203325
The lunches all look pretty good but probably wouldn't last long outside a fridge unless you had lunch early. You could put it in another bag with some ice packs but that would seem like a bit of a hassle.

>> No.12207069

>>12206967
I'd describe it as 3/4 of 2/3 of a cucumber

>> No.12207071

How much calories and protein do you think kids need?

>> No.12207076

>>12203556
>you aren't in a "wagecage"

>> No.12207080

>>12207076
she probably isn't
these days the only people who use the term "cage" are edgy cyclists who appropriated the term from 1960s motorcyclists.

>> No.12207115

>>12204401
made me kek

>> No.12207120

>>12204972
As >>12205010 said, kids are fucking assholes. When you're in elementary school you need to adhere to the unwritten "kids code" or be deemed an outcast. At that age, at school, social hierarchy is EVERYTHING to a kid and no matter who you are where you stand on the ladder can make or break you as a person. Being the weird lunch kid can not only get som e teasing within the lunchroom, but also knock you a couple of rungs down on that ladder\, which can make your life more difficult as kids (being immature assholes) will flat out refuse to accept you and making friends will be extremely difficult.

TLDR: Social standing in elementary school is important to every kid and >>12204972 was either homeschooled or ate lunch in the classroom with his "special" peers who many were mentally incapable of judgement.

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>>12204279

>> No.12207139
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The "pasta" in OP looks awful

>> No.12207145

>mom made me healthy shit
>healthy entrees, veggie snacks, etc.
>made fun of because I didn’t have little Debbie snacks and ecto cooler
You can’t fucking win, guys.

>> No.12207153

>>12204564
>does /v/ have good memes
It used to.

>> No.12207352

>>12204960
they are equal. the metabolism of sugar is the same for all sugars, fiber is a cope.

>> No.12207355

>>12205674
>muh superior nipponese mothers and plastic boxes
Suck a dick.

>> No.12207522

>>12205674
lol fuck off gook its no different from a western mother preparing a dish for her children, you don't have to get up at 5am for the same amount of caloric intake and nutrition as you do for the memeto boxes. this site is incredibly sad at the amount of nip dick they suck honestly. it's the exact same if not worse than your average western cafeteria meal or lunchbox. fuck off weeb faggot.

>> No.12207529

>>12207355
>>12207522
Sour grape amerifats

>> No.12207550

>>12207529
I'm danish you stupid weeb

>> No.12207594

>>12207529
OBSESSED

>> No.12207629

>>12203682
This, you'd probably end up being the butt of every joke among your peers if you had this shit for lunch

>> No.12207653

>>12207629
>>12203682
Don't know where you fags live but in my small town if my lunch friends saw this they would trade most thing for it. Stop pretending it's a bad lunch it's a fucking good lunch you fags.

>> No.12207671

>>12203325
Isnt that the lid?

But cold bolognese? Yummy

>> No.12207683

>>12207550
Just as bad if not worse.

>>12207594
OBESE

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12207691

>>12205287
>Its my parents fault I'm fat

>> No.12208162

>>12203348
obviously fake meme hipster trash
try putting sliced banana pieces on peanut butter in the morning and see what it looks like by lunch time 4 or 5 hours later

meme trash

>> No.12208168

>>12203371
buttblasted

>> No.12208240

>>12203332
That’s the veggie roll from Publix, I eat it every Thursday at lunch

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>prepping fancy dinner for family-in law rn.
>ask MIL if we have any butter before I go out to grocery store
>YEAH WE GOT PLENTY
>Come home
>Its salted
pic related

>> No.12208481

>>12203480
faggot kys

>> No.12208483

Me and my friends once jumped a kid once because his mum cut his sandwiches into triangles, if someone came with any of those meals they would be forced to kill themselves

>> No.12208575

>>12203327
>>12203325
Isn't it bad to store acidic stuff in a metal container? Won't that fruit taste metallic?

>> No.12209050

>>12203674
Because faggots get their lunch taken, so no mother would put this much time in their little homo son's lunch.

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>>12203327
Niceeeee

>> No.12209107

>>12207653
>anon, here's my milk please just let me get a taste of your nuts
I think you may have misinterpreted something somewhere along the way. that lunch ought to march at pride

>> No.12209114

>>12206273
>>12206284
Morons, the younger male is usually taller than the first born.

Sorry to ruin your cu/ck/ fantasies, fags.

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>>12207133
Lel, soy fags truly cant catch a break

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>>12203325
You didn't have to remind me.

>> No.12209435

>>12204436
not everybody lives in south carolina

>> No.12209481

>>12206304
it's miso soup, not fishy

>> No.12209499

>>12203605
Based

>> No.12209510

>>12209435
hey we dont do that here

>> No.12209721

>>12203682
I can't imagine being this stupid

>> No.12209795

>rooibos tea
Yeah I'm sure little Noah just loves that shit.

>> No.12209803

>>12203341
Kids are different now man. They're all little faggots these days. No decent bullies among them, it's all passive aggressive crap.

>> No.12209927

>>12203908
my mom kept telling he needs glasses and his hearings off. after i got out of the military i found out that i had a stricture in my throat.

>> No.12209942

>>12204034
my mom did this too

>> No.12210162

>>12209510
south carolina sounds pretty shitty then

>> No.12210292

>>12203421
>imagine loving your child so much that you take the time to put together their school lunch

cope harder, my dude

>> No.12210300

>>12203896
fuck off with your insectoid posting, you faggot

>> No.12210308

>>12208481
you first, nigger

>> No.12210311

>>12206288
soup, cletus

>> No.12210317

>>12210292
you're really going to white knight pintrest thots...?

>> No.12210370

I just want my moms asshole o a plate.

>> No.12210419

>>12203343
>chocolate right next to soup so they melt

>> No.12210441

>>12206967
>wouldn’t eat half a cuke raw
Fag

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>>12205919
>eating animal products is healthy

>> No.12210536

>>12204564
>>12207153
Only inside the actual videogame threads. If you're looking for autistic shit that people will spam on everyboard until it becomes "a thing" go to /tv/

>> No.12210588

>>12209795
You do understand that this is a grown man talking about how his mother still packs his lunch, right?

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>>12210370
based

>> No.12210646

>>12203325
I had the same lunch for my entire education
>Sandwich (filling varied)
>Box of mixed fruit
>Yoghurt
>Biscuit bar to dip into yoghurt

I still have it each day at work, but I make it for myself now. I vary the fruit I put in based on what I can get from the market. Sandwich is usually cheese and salami but that changes too.
I'm a boring person, but it makes me happy.

>> No.12210658

>>12204128
Am bong, can confirm that sometimes we get super mutant blueberries at the grocers. They're really good.

>> No.12210917

>>12205287
Sauce anime?

>> No.12210952

>>12203325
My mother had a brain aneurysm when I was about 8 so I made most of my school lunches my self.

>> No.12211665

>>12206314
It' curry you mong.

>> No.12211686

>>12203343
>cutting the apple so far in advance
That shit's going to oxidize and turn a lovely shade of diarrhea brown by the time you get to it.

>> No.12212478

>>12210917
Legends of the galactic heroes
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEbPmOCXPYV67l45xFBdmodrPkhzuwSe9

>> No.12212530

>>12203896
>so desperate to feel needed that the old man makes far more than a child her age would ever need to eat all while serving her in front of the entire class for attention

>> No.12212603

>>12204111
Nobody is actually eating that food it's just so mommy can post it on her instagram and feel superior for a few minutes

>> No.12212611

>>12203325
No. She didn't. A good lunch for me was 2 slices of carl buddig "meat" and a slice of velveeta on white bread.

>> No.12212615

>>12203325
That looks like an extremely heavy lunch

>> No.12212661

>>12207691
>It's my fault for being a stupid unsupervised kid left to my own devices to pick up bad habits without any possible way of knowing what I was doing was actually destructive because my line of thinking went as far as ”i need food, I will eat”
Recognizing these things later in life and not correcting them while complaining about it does make it your fault, but acting like everyone magically knows how to eat properly at birth is retarded. NOBODY is actually teaching young kids how to eat properly, so just saying things like "eat less lol" while factual doesn't help anyone. When you've grown up accustomed to large portions when someone tells you to eat less you're not thinking that you're actually eating a correct portion size youre left think you have to eat less than what you think should be a normal portion. All you know at a young age is if you're hungry you should eat, acting like properly portioning your meals and timing them throughout the day is common sense instead of something you have to learn how to do correctly helps no one.

>> No.12213397

>>12203325
my lazy whore of a mother left me to fend for myself. half the time my dinner was a can of vegetables heated in the microwave because that's about the limit of an 8 year old's abilities.

>> No.12213435

>>12203325
my mother worked 2 jobs and made our lunch to feed us, not for pictures and thumbs up.

>> No.12213594

>>12203325
she gave me enough money every school week so that I could buy extra and snacks
she and my dad loved me well enough

>> No.12213693

>>12204140
You literally have to do nothing to slowly become not fat. I hate fat people more than niggers and I fucking hate niggers.

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>>12212661
>tldr
>i-its still my parents fault!! What do u expect me to do? Eat less????

>> No.12213738

>>12204662
>>12207133
>>12209288
Enjoy the cancer and heart disease, faggots.

>> No.12213785

>>12203924
Oh come off it faggot, your education is and was your fucking choice.

>> No.12213815

I did not have a mom or dad.

>> No.12213827

>>12213705
>Didn't read
>Still gives shitty remark
Real Galaxy brain of you

>> No.12213850

>>12213827
Huh?