/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12200679]

>ordered delivery pizza for university job fair
>drove to college
>get called by boss "don't order food, we can't serve it there"
>"oh but I already gave the order to HR and they should be paying for it"
>"Oh no worries they won't pay for it"
>"okay... darn"
>2 hours later I get a call from pizza place
>answer
>"sorry guys but we can't serve the pizza"
>"the pizza is already there and the driver is waiting for you"
>fuck.jpg
>call boss
>"no worries, we can just pay for it anyways"
>get told to just keep it
>goes into the back of my car

What do I do with this much pizza?

[Anonymous No.12200687]

>>12200679
piss on it in front of homeless people

[Anonymous No.12200688]

>>12200679
>didn't give a courtesy call to cancel the order
You piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.12200697]

>>12200688
I think you mean based retard cause just got a bunch of free pizza!

[Anonymous No.12200698]

Sounds like your boss is incompetent

[Anonymous No.12200710]

>>12200679
Eat as much as you can.

Go fit as much as you can in your freezer.

If there's a soup kitchen or w/e just tell them what's up and try to pawn it off on them. I dunno.

[Anonymous No.12200717]

>>12200710
>Give pizza to a soup place
what they fuck are they supposed to do? Make pizza soup?

Ya dumbasssssssss......

[Anonymous No.12200722]

>>12200679
>Pagliacci

[Anonymous No.12200723]

>>12200679
invite your friends over- oh wait shit you have no friends. Well since you're on campus, put the pizza on a trolley and walk thru the crowd ringing a triangle, screaming "FREE PIZZA YOU RETARDS"

[Anonymous No.12200725]

>>12200679
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. I can't even count how many times my shitty managers ordered Pagliacci for us at Amazon as a half-assed effort to improve morale. Friday came around and I was drinking those "social beers" like I was pregaming. Fucking pampered college losers didn't know what to do with a beer anyway.

[Anonymous No.12200726]

>>12200717
I laughed, hard, bravo

[Anonymous No.12200728]

You're on a college campus retard. Just fucking give them to people. Only one per "people" tho. The karma you will reap will serve you for at least one lifetime.

[Anonymous No.12200732]

>>12200722

[Anonymous No.12200749]

>>12200732
holy shit what a half-assed .gif

[Anonymous No.12200750]

>>12200679
Walk to the ave and trade a pizza pie for some smack and shoot up in broadlight on the sidewalk with them

[Anonymous No.12200751]

>>12200688
>>12200697
They made it sound like they called and cancelled. That's why I mentioned it to them

[Anonymous No.12200760]

>>12200679
Remember, when Youre paying your student loans, this is where your money is going.

[Anonymous No.12200762]

>>12200725
Is Amazon that bad? I might hop over there

[Anonymous No.12200767]

>>12200749
not that anon, but here you go fren

[Anonymous No.12200775]

I would take all the slices of those pizzas and put them in a trash bag and then into the freezer

[Anonymous No.12200780]

>>12200679
What's in the bag on top of the pizza?

[Anonymous No.12200786]

>>12200780
Plates and forks

[Anonymous No.12201112]

Donate to homeless shelter and post pics

[Anonymous No.12201131]

>>12200723
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.12201161]

>>12200679
>What do I do with this much pizza?
>not inviting /ck/ to come eat with you
where you at senpai?

[Anonymous No.12201286]

>>12200679
>pagliacci
You around Seattle area too bro?
I’ll take some pizza off your hands

I fucking love Pagglici’s

[Anonymous No.12201305]

[Anonymous No.12201309]

>>12200749
He's gonna get you!

[Anonymous No.12201313]

>>12200679
by ziplocks and put it in the fridge, hell even freeze some of it. are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.12201316]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

[Anonymous No.12201327]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHFN7EnXpFo

[Anonymous No.12201329]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUX8G6r1CCA

[Anonymous No.12201333]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6PNiajud_o

[Anonymous No.12201336]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpLgBprqLI

[Anonymous No.12201340]

I live in Seattle I assume you do to sense pepeliacci is a WA company please give me pizza I'll give u a hit of weed for one that pizza ain't cheap

[Anonymous No.12201343]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU4jGrTU2aU

[Anonymous No.12201345]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ

[Anonymous No.12201348]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ion3N5WFOqQ
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's all for now!
Oh wait.... I forgot something...... Oh yeah!
*presses coconut pie into your face*

[Anonymous No.12201354]

>>12201340
at least give him a nug you cheap sack of shit

[Anonymous No.12201391]

>>12201354
Yeah I'd give him a nug it's legal here the place down the street is selling an ounce for $25 on special for 4/20 which is cheaper than one of those large pizzas he has in his trunk

[Anonymous No.12201889]

>>12200679
slice than freeze, if you have a big enough freezer, then when you feel like it, taw in the oven, not the microwave

[Anonymous No.12201910]

>>12200679
That pizza box art is awesome

[Anonymous No.12201949]

Pagliacchi is good shit man, just stash it in the fridge

[Anonymous No.12202001]

Find hungry college kids and give them free pizza

[Anonymous No.12202182]

>>12200710
>>12201286
>>12201910

[Anonymous No.12202248]

Riiiiiiiiidddddiiiiii Pagliaaaaaaaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

[Anonymous No.12202285]

>>12200679
>university job fair
>drove to college
0/10 work harder on your fake stories before you post them

[Anonymous No.12202297]

>>12200679
>but boss...I am paligacci....

[Anonymous No.12202311]

>>12200749
Fenneko is my waifu. Isabella can eat shit.

[Anonymous No.12202373]

>>12202182
No one cares

[Anonymous No.12202376]

>>12200687
based

[Anonymous No.12202451]

>>12202373
you took the bait fren so you obviously do.

[Anonymous No.12202906]

>>12202285
College and University are synonyms in America. You think I just bought $275 worth of pizza for no reason?

[Anonymous No.12202972]

Vacuum seal and reheat in a skillet with a few drops of water.

[Anonymous No.12203009]

Either freeze it or if you don’t have room just go to uni and offer people free pizzas

[Anonymous No.12203038]

>>12203009
Fuck spoiled uni kids. Give them to people who actually need it, like actual children at a homeless shelter.

[Anonymous No.12203055]

>>12202972
> not reheating your pizza on a pizza stone in a 450F oven for 3-4 minutes

[Anonymous No.12203061]

>>12200698
$300 in pizza is a joke to most companies. They wouldn't bat an eye

[Anonymous No.12203062]

>>12203038
OP here. Nah. Fuck those cockroaches. If i believed in handouts i wouldnt be working.

[Anonymous No.12203063]

take all the pizzas out of their boxes and stack them on top of each other, then proceed to fuck the very middle where the tips of each slice meet

best if the pizza is kinda hot but not hot enough to burn your cock

[Anonymous No.12203073]

>>12200725
>tfw student organization orders little caesar for the free pizza event

[Anonymous No.12203081]

>>12203062
Based, fuck the homeless. Worthless parasites.

[Anonymous No.12203083]

>>12203062
>assuming greedy collegefags aren’t taking out loans they never plan on paying back
>assuming their whole existence isn’t based on handouts from their parents and the government
Whew

[Anonymous No.12203088]

>>12200679
You lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.12203091]

>>12203083
>Unironically using the term collegefag

Yeah okay my blue collar friend. Id offer you a pizza but i dont want to watch you fold it in half and eat it like a burrito.

[Anonymous No.12203096]

>>12203083
>assuming
>assuming

>assuming

[Anonymous No.12203102]

>>12203091
Your degree is worthless wagecuck. Enjoy your unpaid internship.

[Anonymous No.12203105]

>>12200679
Uh why can't you serve it there?

[Anonymous No.12203113]

because the last time pizza was served becky ate too much, gained half a pound and complained to the school

[Anonymous No.12203122]

>>12203102
>implying the unpaid internship doesn't offer employment opportunities

[Anonymous No.12203143]

>>12200679
what the fuck is wrong with you? why didn't you cancel the order? did you at least tip the driver?

fucking jackass.

[Anonymous No.12203152]

>>12200751
who is "they"?

[Anonymous No.12203158]

>>12201309
>>12201305
THE COMEDY IS ENDED

[Anonymous No.12203173]

>>12202285
in the US a college is a school within the University
so you have the University, and within that University you have a College of Arts and Humanities, a College of Math and Science, etc.
since undergraduate studies are at colleges within the University, most people use the terms interchangeably
retard.

[Anonymous No.12203178]

>>12203122
Financial cuckold.

[Anonymous No.12203225]

>>12203152
HR & Boss

[Anonymous No.12203260]

>>12203225
why would they do your job for you? you're the one who ordered the pizza. you're the one who was told the pizza was not needed. the only reasonable assumption is that you would cancel it.

[Anonymous No.12204249]

>>12203260
>my job
Isn't it HR's job to make these arrangements? I'm a software engineer but I picked this up because they failed to do so the day before.

>you're the one who was told the pizza was not needed.
They basically told me not to order any more food. I said, "Well I already ordered pizza and HR told me they're paying for it. Should I call them and have them cancel the order instead?" And the disconnect here was that the boss said something like, "I'm sitting with HR right now and I got this handled." I assumed that meant that pizza order was cancelled, not that they just agreed to not pay for it.

[Anonymous No.12204265]

>>12200750

capitol hill will also work.. cal anderson preferably, or near the dumpsters outside comet.

[Anonymous No.12204268]

>>12200679
Freeze it and reheat in the oven later. Goddamn nigga get a brain.

[Anonymous No.12204275]

>>12200679

you wanna prank my old coworkers??

100% serious

[Anonymous No.12204299]

>>12204268
Collegefags are morons, the smartest people I have met are ruralfag hillbilly/ rednecks, mountainmen and ex special forces guys. Citycucks are faggots.
>Inb4 I have never lived in a city.
I have lived in Chicago, Las Vegas, Portland, Vancouver and Seattle. Cityfags can eat a DICK.

[Anonymous No.12204334]

>>12204265
Based and caphillpilled

[Anonymous No.12204342]

>>12204299
Poor flyovers are always so obsessed with coasties lol

Nobody thinks about you nor can they hear you screaming out from the swamp. Maybe youll earn their respect if you ride a tiny unicycle and jump thru a flaming hoop, not boast about redneck intelligence :)

[Anonymous No.12204359]

>>12204342
You think about them constantly because you never shut up about them

[Anonymous No.12204367]

>>12204342
I lived in the high desert mountains of WA state. Checkmate GMO niggerlover citycuck.

[Anonymous No.12204377]

>>12204367
>Desert
>Mountain
>Desert mountain
Skipped geography class to go tip cows, Tyler?

[Anonymous No.12204380]

>>12204367
Cities are filled with miserable assholes who comfort themselves by talking down to the relaxed, nice people out in the countryside.

[Anonymous No.12204388]

>>12204377
>>12204367
I think the hillbilly here meant "dessert mountain"...

[Anonymous No.12204392]

>>12200679
It keeps for a while. Give it out

[Anonymous No.12204402]

>>12204377
There are cacti where I live and I live on a mountain. Checkmate retard.

[Anonymous No.12204407]

>>12204367
Lol you're so bitter. Eastern Washington is quite nice tho

[Anonymous No.12204412]

>>12204402
So you raise cactus in the mountains. Oh i see. That is so adorable, you think deserts just need cacti to be deserts? Arent you forgetting the other major characteristic...? SAND??? HELLO!!! How can you be such a dumbass nigger? Lmfao

[Anonymous No.12204430]

>>12204407
Not as bitter as my wifes son, stickboys who bend over for niggerdick and used up high mileage roastie whores and kikes.

[Anonymous No.12204437]

>>12204430
This is what living in the boonies does to you, you slowly unlearn your own language

[Anonymous No.12204441]

>>12204412

But.. the climate is defined by annual rainfall. Not cacti or sand.

>>12204392

He’s in seattle. Id throw it all away before giving it to any if the homeless there..

[Anonymous No.12204444]

>>12204412
There is sand and cacti where I live. High desert moutains exist but you are a seattlehomosex so you will never know. Ferry county best county.

[Anonymous No.12204450]

>>12204444
Nice quads, too bad that doesnt put food on your plate. Now stop posting and check your possum traps

[Anonymous No.12204458]

>>12204430
Damn does everyone in eastern Washington smoke meth?

[Anonymous No.12204461]

>>12200679
Just freeze it.
When you want to eat it just let it start thawing and throw it in a covered pan on lower heat for a few minutes, then turn the heat up to get the dough nice and crispy.

[Anonymous No.12204465]

>>12204407
Yeah, nothing like living around the contaminated Umatilla chemical weapons disposal site.

[Anonymous No.12204466]

>>12204450
I hunt and raise my own meat. I grow and harvest my own vegetables. I have a years worth of food at all times. I bet you have 2 days worth in your fridge cuck.
>>12204458
Half of us do.

[Anonymous No.12204477]

>>12204466
Yeah i also have something called ubereats and doordash... Does your local gas station do delivery?? A la carte slim jim???? Hehehehe!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12204491]

>>12204477
You are a slave to consumerism and GMO garbage. I am free, something soibois like you will never know, actual freedom. How sad.

[Anonymous No.12204516]

>>12204491
Free to.... Do what. Get baited on a mcchicken collectors forum like the rest of us?

D e l u s i o n

Its all that meth homeboy youre strung the fuck out

[Anonymous No.12204525]

>>12204477
Based city friend. Being stuck out in the boonies with nothing but meth and /pol/ and qanon for decades really warps their sense of reality. $100 says he is a Boomer who found his way to 4chan from the_donald, hence his cringeworthy use of boomerslurs (soiboy cuck, oh no xD)

[Anonymous No.12204547]

>>12204516
The freedom to not be a slave but slaves like you don't know they are slaves so they hate the free but you don't even understand the concept of freedom and you will never attain. A slaves life for you, enjoy.
>>12204525
I am a 26 year old Freeman. Enjoy your slavery.

[Anonymous No.12204552]

>>12204547
>Whats X
>X is not Y but U will never understand X because you are a Y

Whew chile you ramble just like a dysentery stricken vietnam vet

[Anonymous No.12204569]

>>12204552
I would rather ramble on than be a slave. Not everyone is meant to be free and that is okay. Most are of slave stock and schlomoberg needs his cattle so he can make billions. Slave on slavebro.

[Anonymous No.12204573]

>>12204525
I think the smell of hobo anus and trash has warped you.

[Anonymous No.12204575]

>>12204547
No one will be free until Marxist revolution overturns the capitalist system and seizes the means of production, friendo

[Anonymous No.12204578]

>>12204569
Okay. Good fight. Now to pull the killswitch. You may be "free", but you definitely wont be free to post on this board anymore. Enjoy your vacation.

[Anonymous No.12204598]

>>12204578
Figures, every snitch I have met is a faggot coward. Real men handle their own problems instead of crying to someone else.

[Anonymous No.12204602]

>>12204598
Issa joke, bro. I didnt even report it. *Deftly fingers your ass* put er there champ

[Anonymous No.12204604]

>>12204249
How can you be this autistic? Think of it like the method "trivial pizza stuff" belonged to the object "retarded software engineer" and everyone knew this, except you

[Anonymous No.12204612]

>>12203225
Lmao I can just imagine the HR department looking up the phone number for the pizza place, calling them, trying to explain that some other guy made an order but they need to cancel it.

[Anonymous No.12204614]

>>12204575
I don’t see what was wrong with this. College kids don’t give a fuck about fine dining and generally love fast food.

[Anonymous No.12204622]

>>12204614
It's just embarrassing

[Anonymous No.12204626]

>>12200679
Man, I can't even fucking parse this.
Just eat the fucking pizza, you winged faggot.

[Anonymous No.12204628]

>>12204614
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12204632]

>>12204622
How?

[Anonymous No.12204809]

>>12200679
it's been said already but I'll nth freezing it. gallon ziploc bags work great, let them cool then stack the slices on top of one another.
if you run out of freezer space, take them down to the local homeless shelter

[Anonymous No.12204890]

>>12204604
>method "trivial pizza stuff" belonged to the object "retarded software engineer"
Coding is the least part of any real software engineer job.
That is if it's actually one and not just a disguised 'software developer' or whatever.

[Anonymous No.12204952]

>>12204604
Are you some HR shill

[Anonymous No.12205290]

>>12204602
Mfw I reported it and he got banned

[Anonymous No.12205301]

>>12205290
Holy fucking shit

Why anon

Your pic is apt. Your clown levels are off the charts

[Anonymous No.12205327]

I'm in Bellingham!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12205580]

>>12205301
Just like to think of him meth raging in his trailer screaming about slave soyboys

[Anonymous No.12205953]

blend it with water to make a nutritional paste

[Anonymous No.12206422]

>>12204809
should've brought it to the hub fucker

[Anonymous No.12206426]

>>12206422
shit meant to reply to OP, sorry dude

>>12200679
should've brought it anyways geek

[Anonymous No.12206476]

>>12200679
pizza party with your friends/family
if you don't have friends/family, suffocate yourself by smothering yourself with the pizzas lol wtf are you living for?
put two halves on top of each other, topping sides together. use as a pocket pussy
go on the sidewalk in front of the house of someone you hate and give the pizza away to the hobos so they keep going back there
sell it on craigslist and use the money to buy less disgusting food