Passover Cooking Thread

[Anonymous No.12195239]

Made Gefilte fish and beef stock already. Still have to make brisket, dessert for myself and one for a family friend, matzoh ball soup, and veggie main (spinach keftes).

What are you making for Passover (or Easter for our goyfrens).

[Anonymous No.12195261]

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[Anonymous No.12195269]

Ham drenched in mayo I assume

[Anonymous No.12195272]

(Nonreligious) I'm thinking about making lamb chops. Any idea for what sides to go with it?

[Anonymous No.12195278]

Fuck God.

[Anonymous No.12195304]

>>12195269
I'm Reform. I have nothing against eating ham, altho I don't particularly care for mayo.

>>12195272
Roasted sweet potatoes or broccoli gratin depending on how rich you want.

>>12195278
>I believe in religion

I just like making food.

[Anonymous No.12195310]

>>12195239
>no human is illegal
Sure, but illegal aliens sure as shit are breaking the law. Are these people arguing that breaking and entering shouldn't be a crime?

[Anonymous No.12195314]

>>12195310
Yes. They need cheap labor and you aren't willing to work for below min wage under the table like they are. They don't have to live near the immigrants, just employ them. This isn't poor people calling for immigration, it is the middle and upper classes seeking affordable entry-level laborers of various sorts.

[Anonymous No.12195329]

>>12195239
What's the thing with Kosher salt? see it a lot in recipes.

[Anonymous No.12195333]

>>12195329
It is easy to use to salt food with because it has large grains that are shaped to be easily grasped by your fingers.

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[Anonymous No.12195448]

>>12195239
>A primitive religious cult food thread
God's not real
Also a fast food thread died for this shit

[Anonymous No.12195459]

>>12195448
I don't believe in religion personally, I just like making food.

[Anonymous No.12195498]

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[Anonymous No.12195520]

>>12195278
>>12195448
I don't understand these posts. Is Easter not just another holiday for most people, similar to Christmas?

[Anonymous No.12195536]

For me it's parsley and salt
And apple and horseradish

[Anonymous No.12195562]

>>12195239
>>12195314
>obvious bait
>>12195459
explain your being here right now.
>evolution
ok where did the universe come from
>big bang
science says something cant come from nothing
>puts fingers in ears
>THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD

[Anonymous No.12195569]

>>12195562
This thread isn't bait. I have a Reform Jewish family and we celebrate Passover. I don't believe in religion. I don't claim to have all the answers. I just like making food. I don't think religion is a valid reason to oppress others.

[Anonymous No.12195585]

>>12195569
>dont believe in religion
>celebrate religious holiday
Huh?

[Anonymous No.12195597]

>>12195585
Literally is just a family dinner. I make food for it cuz I'm a neet and it is all I can contribute. I don't believe religion. I think it is an excuse for people to abuse others. But I like making food.

[Anonymous No.12195633]

Can we talk about food and cooking, frens?

[Anonymous No.12195682]

>>12195633
Yeah, no kidding. The derailing that happens every holiday gets out of hand sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12195704]

>>12195682
So, what are you making for your Spring holiday meal?

[Anonymous No.12195774]

>>12195239
>muh religious holiday
>promoted by (((people))) to get you to spend, spend, spend
>c'mon gois why can't we just talk about what we buy, buy, buy on our jew skypilot worship days?
Good goy!

[Anonymous No.12195781]

>>12195314
Maybe the upper middle class. The actual middle class is getting fucked by shit like Obamacare for daring to be the most conservative class. It's odd how all the robber barons who aren't in energy are now staunch Democrats. Same for the lower upper class; limosine liberals are more abundant than ever.

[Anonymous No.12195786]

>>12195781
>The actual middle class
Funny how everyone from shit-shovelers making $21k a year to landlords worth $20MM think they're "the actual middle class"

[Anonymous No.12195802]

>>12195786
Just because you can't make the distinction doesn't mean no one else can. I'd consider a pre tax household income of 80k to 250k to be core middle class.

[Anonymous No.12195823]

>>12195802
You're joking right? If you make $250k a year you can't afford a $200 increase in your health premiums? That's sending you to the poor house, is it?

[Anonymous No.12195871]

>>12195239
Repent. Convert.

[Anonymous No.12195915]

>>12195781
Go lick more boots magatard.

[Anonymous No.12195962]

Any thoughts on food or cooking related to the upcoming Spring holidays?

[Anonymous No.12196000]

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[Anonymous No.12196019]

>>12195823
If you make 250k a year the government steals 125k of it.

[Anonymous No.12196027]

>>12196019
Ok, but what foodstuffs are you preparing for the upcoming Spring holidays?

[Anonymous No.12196033]

>>12195704
Something kosher

[Anonymous No.12196053]

>>12196033
sigh

[Anonymous No.12196057]

>>12195704
I'm >>12195272 and I'm still making lamb chops. Maybe scalloped potatoes to go with.

[Anonymous No.12196062]

>>12196057
Seems heavy. I would do a broccoli gratin. Spring food should be lighter, and seasonal if possible. If you can find any fresh local greens and then bake them with cream that would be delightful.

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[jevin No.12196142]

>>12196133
jews have the worst fucking cuisine just kys gross why would u even post that shit
peep the chopped up foreskin u dressed up as mushrooms in the middle tho lmfao nasty shit. is that fucking lox????

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[Anonymous No.12196149]

>>12196133
Are those canned mushrooms?

[Anonymous No.12196274]

How much goy blood do you recommend for a proper matzoh?

[Anonymous No.12196351]

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[Anonymous No.12197360]

>>12195239
Since no human is illegal, I'm going to move into your house at Passover and eat your food. You have more than I do, and I'm just seeking a better life.

[Anonymous No.12197435]

>>12196133
what a fucking boring spread

[Anonymous No.12197550]

>>12197360
liberals are stupid
dont bother

[Anonymous No.12197553]

people that use children for political statements would be loaded into rockets and shot into the sun if you vote for me.

[Anonymous No.12199234]

>>12197360
We welcome strangers at Passover. A tradition is to leave the door open for the prophet Elijah and to invite strangers to attend your Seder. We have a Muslim woman coming to ours. I made plenty of extra food.

[Anonymous No.12199440]

>>12199234
>have a Muslim woman coming to ours
Then why do you keep genociding them and stealing their land? Feeling a little guilty?

[Anonymous No.12199593]

>>12199440
I didn't invite her.

>their land

they are free to come and take it :^)

[Anonymous No.12199605]

>>12197553
I don't think making children into orphans is very cool or funny at all.

[Anonymous No.12199614]

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[Anonymous No.12199911]

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[Anonymous No.12200570]

>>12195239
>All these fugg god responses
Everybody knows Jews are atheistic, religious Jews are rare.

[Anonymous No.12200593]

>>12195520
Easter is, but Passover is only celebrated by practicing Jews

[Anonymous No.12200642]

>>12200593
>practicing

I think a lot of mostly secular Jews still have a family dinner on the occasion, the variety is how much of a religious observance is added to the dinner in the form of prayers, songs and other rituals.

[Anonymous No.12200933]

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[Anonymous No.12200967]

>>12200642
This is the truth. As for food I'm having matzoh ball soup and brisket tomorrow not sure about sides. If I had stayed home instead of visiting family I was gonna grill some lamb since the Passover sacrifice was supposed to be fire roasted.

[Anonymous No.12200990]

>>12200967
Idea for veggie main/side:

https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/keftes-de-espinaca/

bout to fry these bad boys up

then only dessert left to make!

[Anonymous No.12200996]

Related to question for the Jews here, if you grew up with a family matzoh ball recipe what size were the matzoh balls? My mom's family has always made them around golf ball size.

[Anonymous No.12201002]

>>12200996
I make them about 1 inch across (pre-cooking size) because they can get pretty big when they poach and I don't want them overcrowding the pot. Kids generally prefer smaller sized dumplings.

Keep in mind they will roughly double in size when boiled.

[Anonymous No.12201007]

>>12200990
Those do sound good, think my parents already have everything planned just haven't been told what else is on the menu

[Anonymous No.12201008]

>>12195304
>reform

There's nothing wrong with being irreligious but don't call it a different sect

[Anonymous No.12201013]

>matzah ball soup
>eating gebrokts

Uh sweetie that's assur.

[Anonymous No.12201017]

My niggers in the Prince Lodge are doing fried fish, mac and collards. Already reserved my plate.

[Anonymous No.12201032]

>>12201002
I'm not worried about it or anything I just wanted to see if anyone else grew up with small ones because all my friends parents and my dad's family made the softball sized ones.

[Anonymous No.12201288]

>>12201007
You aren't even helping? Your poor mother.

[Anonymous No.12202211]

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[Anonymous No.12202245]

>>12195585
You don't have to believe in a religion to continue participating in culture and tradition, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.12202268]

>>12202245
I like singing and making food. The rest is meh.

Chanting can be meditative sometimes but I don't believe doing it obligatorily and frequently is always the best way.

[Anonymous No.12202289]

>>12202245
>dumbass
rather be that than a heretic

[Anonymous No.12202292]

>>12202289
I don't believe in the concept of heresy because I consider it a fictional tool for social control.

I do however enjoy making holiday meals.

[Anonymous No.12202303]

>>12202292
I'm a 13 year old atheist and it's funny seeing the 'minds' in twitch chat entertained by a children's videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots "Pog Champ" or "OMEGA LUL", I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge. Guess who will have the better job in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.12202366]

>>12202303
I feel like I cooked up a fairly professional meal for about half the cost of a catered dinner. Last time I made 3 desserts including homemade marshmallows (matzo s'mores), lemon sponge cake, and chocolate macaroons. This time I made mini lime coconut soaked sponge cake for my family and honey orange walnut mini cupcakes for a family friend to enjoy. I think I did a decent job. What more can you ask than a professional holiday meal without the cost of catering for a Jewish family?

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>>12202366
I'd take white castle if only because of the dumb apes that work at the krystal by me. A few months back i had to ask several times for a triple cheeseburger, which is an actual menu item. This caused the cashier to short circuit, and I was given a single patty with three slices of bread.

Also good thing about white castle is the kind you get in the supermarket are virtually identical to the kind at the stores

[Anonymous No.12203218]

>>12195310
This.

[Anonymous No.12203658]

>Why, I'm arreligious yet highly respectful of other people's beliefs. What gave it away?

[Anonymous No.12203669]

>>12195597
>I think it is an excuse for people to abuse others
Don't flaunt your foolishness.

[Anonymous No.12203710]

>>12203658
First post of this type I've actually liked.

[Anonymous No.12203712]

>>12195597
>I don't believe religion. I think it is an excuse for people to abuse others.
It can be abused that way because every group has its assholes, but at its core religions are comforting blankets designed to help people cope with the fundamental indifference of the universe.

[Anonymous No.12204276]

What are some core Jew foods that a goyim should try out?

[Anonymous No.12205298]

How long should I be simmering chicken? I want to surprise my mom with homemade chicken broth. I've got onions, garlic, carrot, green onion, and mushroom simmering in there with the chicken scraps.
It's been six hours so far on low heat, I've only boiled off maybe an eight of my stock pot, and it's starting to taste real good.

[Anonymous No.12205378]

>>12203669
I would easily be overshadowed by the zealousness of bigots using religion as an excuse to abuse others in any case.

>>12203712
Religion is a framework by which abusive behaviors fall without question as long as the perpetrator sincerely attests to believing in magick.

>>12204276
Babka, matzo ball soup, hamentaschen (filled cookies). It isn't radically different from some Eastern European foods but it can be nice if well prepared. A lot of Jewish food is lazy.

>>12205298
I would use chicken feet, wings, or carcasses if you can get them. Wings are the easiest option. Roast on parchment-lined sheet trays @ 400 along with or separately from your veggies then add cold water and simmer (slight bubbling) for 2-8 hours or until bones sort of fall apart a bit.

Then remove bones and veggies, strain, and reduce to your liking.

[Anonymous No.12205381]

Matzah ball soup is stellar, and I don't even like soup too much.

[Anonymous No.12205696]

bumpo

[Anonymous No.12206362]

Magiritsa (Greek: μαγειρίτσα) is a Greek soup made from lamb offal, associated with the Easter (Pascha) tradition of the Greek Orthodox Church. Magiritsa is eaten to break the fast of the Greek Orthodox Great Lent, the 40 days before Easter. Its role and ingredients result from its association with the roasted lamb traditionally served at the Paschal meal; in its traditional form, magiritsa consists of the offal removed from the lamb before roasting, flavored with seasonings and sauces. Prepared on Holy Saturday along with the next day's lamb, magiritsa is consumed immediately after the midnight Divine Liturgy.

[Anonymous No.12206470]

>>12206362
neat

[Anonymous No.12206490]

>>12206470
This is what happens to the rest of the lamb that was not used for the soup the next day (Easter Sunday), also cant have a proper resurection of christ with out rocket war...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkLOaYOdbFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkI4Iqm-1Wg

[Anonymous No.12206499]

>>12206490
is that sanitary?

[Anonymous No.12206510]

>>12206499
I have yet to hear anyone dying from it (unless you count cholesterol and cardiovascular problems) and its been happening pretty much like that (open fire, and a lamb on a spit) even before Christ or the establishment of modern abattoirs...

[Anonymous No.12206526]

>>12206510
also forgot to add the anchient Greek and latter Roman tradition of lamb sacrifice (where the lamb again was roasted on a spit), the gods where satisfied by the smell of the roasting lamb and the ppl doing the sacrifice ate the yummy lamb.
>At this point, the sacrificial ritual would become a feast for gods and humans alike. The animal would be cooked over open flames on the altar and the pieces distributed. To the gods went the long bones with some fat and spices (and sometimes wine) -- those would continue to be burned so that the smoke would rise up to the gods and goddesses above. Sometimes the smoke would be "read" for omens. To the humans went the meat and other tastier parts of the animal - indeed, it was normal for the ancient Greeks to only eat meat during a sacrificial ritual.
>Everything had to be eaten there in that area rather than taken home and it had to be eaten within a certain amount of time, usually by evening. This was a communal affair - not only were all of the members of the community there, eating together and bonding socially, but it was believed that the gods were participating directly as well.

[Anonymous No.12207437]

>>12206526
neat

[Anonymous No.12207608]

I don't even mean this in an anti-semitic way, but has anyone else noticed that basically all Jew food is disgusting? Besides deli stuff, of course.
It's all
>doughy, soft, soggy, watery, chewy
With the only flavor being onions or dough.

[Anonymous No.12207646]

>>12207608
I mean you have probably had bad versions since you have perhaps only experienced/heard about large-scale commercial Jewish food sales like shitty delis or something. You can easily transform Jewish recipes into gourmet, well done food, but a lot of time they are doing it to fit a pricepoint and sometimes a religious certification, and/or they are serving large families and the food can't be expensive so they skimp on ingredient quality.

A nice latke is crispy or lacey if you want it to be.