Extinct creatures you'd like to eat

[Anonymous No.12190110]

I wish hesperornis were alive today just so i could hunt and eat them all, making them extinct like the dodo. Stupid long penguins.

[Anonymous No.12190332]

>>12190110
My happiness

[Anonymous No.12190336]

>>12190110
A dodo bird. They seem fatty.

[Anonymous No.12191776]

>>12190110
These must've tasted amazing if we hunted them to extinction.

Also since birds and dinosaurs are closely related I imagine a T-Rex would taste like a large chicken.

[Anonymous No.12191806]

>>12190336
Historical records say they tasted shitty. They only went extinct because they would wander up to shipwrecked sailors and wait around to be clubbed to death. The noise of one getting clubbed to death would bring more dodos to see what the fuss was all about.

[Anonymous No.12192091]

>>12190110
make me a paella out of one of these

[Anonymous No.12192112]

Not extinct but from what I've read Galapagos tortoises are so delicious that British sailors had trouble transporting a live sample back to England for display because they kept eating them along the way. I'm not into eating endangered species and even if they weren't I probably wouldn't eat one anyway because I'm fond of them, but I wonder sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12192119]

>>12192112
Give in to your desires.

[Anonymous No.12192125]

>>12192119
Seriously though, just read this shit:

>The relatively immobile and defenceless tortoises were collected and stored live on board ships, where they could survive for at least a year without food or water (some anecdotal reports suggest individuals surviving two years), providing valuable fresh meat, while their diluted urine and the water stored in their neck bags could be used as drinking water.

>The 17th-century British pirate, explorer, and naturalist William Dampier wrote, "They are so extraordinarily large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly," while Captain James Colnett of the British Navy wrote of "the land tortoise which in whatever way it was dressed, was considered by all of us as the most delicious food we had ever tasted." US Navy captain David Porter declared, "after once tasting the Galapagos tortoises, every other animal food fell off greatly in our estimation ... The meat of this animal is the easiest of digestion, and a quantity of it, exceeding that of any other food, can be eaten without experiencing the slightest of inconvenience." Darwin was less enthusiastic about the meat, writing "the breast-plate roasted (as the Gauchos do "carne con cuero"), with the flesh on it, is very good; and the young tortoises make excellent soup; but otherwise the meat to my taste is indifferent."

[Anonymous No.12192371]

Your mom

[Anonymous No.12192381]

>>12190110
Birds that eat fish don’t taste nice

[Anonymous No.12192389]

>>12190110
Why are you so vindictive against this extinct penguin?

[Anonymous No.12192475]

Not food but i would love to try some psychoactive plants and fungi that went extinct.

[Anonymous No.12193251]

>>12192125
Well I mean after months of eating maggot-filled hardtack I'd imagine it tasted like heaven.

[Anonymous No.12194351]

>>12192125

Darwin confirmed for pleb taste.

[Anonymous No.12194470]

>>12191776
Elephant meat actually tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.12195038]

https://www.friendsofcapehenlopen.org/ospreycam.html

This fucker. Fucking hate this little annoying shit. This one in particular.

[Anonymous No.12195600]

crispy fried Auk and waffles