True story

[Anonymous No.12177929]

>walk into restaurant
>everyone screams, 'welcome to moe's!!!"
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
can i just go eat without everyplace having some sort of demeaning policy for its employees??
i cant help but empathize with the employees and the embarrassment they feel being forced to say this awful crap 100s of times a day why do they hate their employees? why do i even care, is there hope for me? I really wanted a burrito.

[Anonymous No.12177941]

>>12177929
you just know there's somebody in the company that became VP of Paperclips for coming up with that greeting

contemporary business is a joke

[Anonymous No.12177948]

>>12177929
What if I look forward to welcoming customers everyday? >_<

[Anonymous No.12177951]

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.12177953]

>>12177941
Boomers believe more humiliating it is for a wagie to do something, it's better service whether or not it enhanced the product or experience.

[Anonymous No.12177955]

Greeting customers isn't demeaning. I do think singing for tips at Cold Stone is demeaning, though.

[Anonymous No.12177967]

>>12177948
You're cute, baby

[Anonymous No.12177974]

>>12177951
i already cringed one to this, not again.
>>12177955
>>12177941
i was a server for years, and we were supposed to greet a table with shit like "hi welcome to ________ would you like to start off with (list 4 $12 alcoholic drinks) or try one of our delicious appetizers like (what bullshit are we pushing this month)"
i never ever did, even knowing that secret shoppers come in. i've been fired from every serving job i ever had.

[Anonymous No.12178005]

>>12177929
I hate this shit, but moreso because when I'm shopping or getting a quick bite, I don't like being put on the spot. I want to get my shit and leave with minimal interaction with others. I'm not socially awkward at all, but being out and away from the house is my personal think time and I don't need some faggy corporate ditzs decision to ruin that by having employees single me out by shouting greetings at me. I've never been to Moes, but thank you OP for telling me this because now I will never subject myself to it.

[Anonymous No.12178014]

>>12177929
I don't go to Firehouse Subs because their "welcome to firehouse" greeting feels so contrived and awkward I can't stand it

[Anonymous No.12178020]

>>12177929
If this isn’t proof capitalism is pure, concrentrated evil I don’t know what is. So evil it corrupted America to the core and convinced the masses that wage slavery is the American Dream®.

[Anonymous No.12178028]

>>12178014
the firehouses by me dont do this. fucking thank god because firehouse is based.
>be me
>go to firehouse
>grab all #10 sauces
>every bite gets a dab of #10
>sweating profusely
>27 trips to refill water
>stomach pain all night
>molten lava shits the next day
ill never learn

[Anonymous No.12178036]

>>12177951
>Oh, here you all are.
>Hi there.
>Um, I'm looking for the windshield wipers?
>For my car?
>I thought automotive was back by sporting goods, but didnt see it.
>Um, excuse me - windshield wipers?
>Anyone?
>HELLO!??!

Fuck it, I'll go to Target.

[Anonymous No.12178043]

I remember when Coldstone was a thing and they were required to sing some shitty song anytime someone tipped

The nigs used to click their tongue and groan whenever I walked in because I would make em sing like 3 or 4 songs and spent 20 cents doing it

[Anonymous No.12178045]

>>12177974
>i've been fired from every serving job i ever had.
lmao you must be a real piece of shit personality, upselling notwithstanding, if you just show up every day no more than 10 minutes late and do a basically mediocre job while being generally nice, you'll keep most serving gigs at least as the shift filler.
If you've been fired from multiple serving jobs, you are a really shitty person inside and out. This industry harbors only the functional dregs.

[Anonymous No.12178050]

For some reason I hate this greeting bullshit, but I've been to a couple of Jap places where they do the 'moshi moshi' thing and it doesn;t seem as forced.
If you ever want to piss them off though, just answer with 'xie xie, ni hao ma, tsa tien'.

[Anonymous No.12178051]

>>12177929
Lol if you turned 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way you idiot

[Anonymous No.12178057]

>>12178043
I had a friend that worked at Coldstone and I'd go in and leave like $10 because they had a longer version of the song for bigger tips and the whole staff got involved and my friend would be humiliated every time.
Best way to spend $10.

[Anonymous No.12178058]

>>12178051
>he doesn’t moonwalk through doors

[Anonymous No.12178059]

>>12178005
>I'm not socially awkward at all
You sure buddy?

[Anonymous No.12178060]

>>12178045
wrong. i float bevs bro.
corporate restaurants and thier managers are far worse than any employee could ever be. its obvious youve never worked FOH. kys

[Anonymous No.12178079]

>>12178005
>being out and away from the house is my personal think time
How do you figure that your time out in society with other people is your personal thinking time?

[Anonymous No.12178091]

>>12178060
>its obvious youve never worked FOH
I've worked FOH for more than a decade you little shit, I've also done BOH, bar, and management.
Corporate restaurants and their managers stand for the company's values and while their methods aren't always great, you will not run into trouble with them if you are a fair to middling employee.
Diligence, integrity, and honesty are key traits in good employees and good management trained in good restaurants know when to let go the shitheels who want to take for themselves while doing the least amount of work.
I've worked in the industry long enough to have faith in the people who fired you.

[Anonymous No.12178092]

>>12178060
you're the only common element to all those firings

[Anonymous No.12178100]

>Go to ramen shop in the mid west
>Staffed by nothing but pasty white guys
>They all shout out in Japanese when I walk though the door.

wtf?

[Anonymous No.12178105]

>>12177929
this is the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWeocXaIPMo

[Anonymous No.12178106]

>>12178060
You specifically said you refused to greet and upsell the customers. It's such a simple job and you still couldn't do it. Maybe you'll say you could have done it, but you chose not to do it. From a manager's perspective it's the same thing. Of course you were fired, and you deserved to be, you didn't do the job.

[Anonymous No.12178107]

>>12178100
Woah you guys finally got ramen?

[Anonymous No.12178109]

>>12178092
>im the only common element in my life
brilliant
>I've worked FOH for more than a decade you little shit
this is nothing to brag about. you should be embarrassed with yourself.
i worked in restaurants for a long time. finally got fed up and went back and finished school. now i work from home.
enjoy bringing out your sides of ranch garcon, remember to ring that up first, the restaurant needs that $.50

[Anonymous No.12178112]

>>12178106
>It's such a simple job and you still couldn't do it.
i could do it. my tables deserved better than to hear 5 minutes of bullshit when they just want their drinks and to look at the menu.
upselling isnt the same as reading off a fucking script when greeting the table. learn your jargon.

[Anonymous No.12178114]

>>12178105
No, that's the past.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automat

[Anonymous No.12178123]

>>12178051
Newfag detected

[Anonymous No.12178124]

>>12178109
I'm glad you left restaurants. They were far more fed up with you than you were with them, it seems.
You must not actually be doing so well if you really feel the need to try and brag to me on 4channel.
I still think you're a shitty person, you have poor principles and work ethic, and if you couldn't make it in a restaurant, I doubt you do any better doing whatever you're doing now.
P.S. Where I work, we don't have ranch. We don't have Bud Light or Tabasco. The secret to success in the industry is to not be an ignorant and uncivil piece of shit and to work in a nice place where educated rich people drop hundreds of dollars on wine and tip alone.
>mfw you failed serving at a place that has RANCH

[Anonymous No.12178138]

>>12178124
no, i was smarter than the managers and restaurant and was able to make 2-3x more than all the other servers because of it.
early out on a friday night, walk out with $150 after tip out on $500 in sales.
youre the loser that the managers take advantage of.
>the 500th druggie we hired surprisingly didnt show up today, what sap kissass can we call to come in on their day off
*your phone rings*
>"yeah, ill be right in," as you hang up the phone you feel a cool smugness as you know you've really helped the manager out again.
meanwhile manager dont give a fuck about you or your day off, and ill continue to hire fuckups and youll continue to cover the managers asses with zero hope of actual advancement in the company.
youre what we call 'the lifer'

[Anonymous No.12178142]

>>12178112
>i could do it. my tables deserved better than to hear 5 minutes of bullshit when they just want their drinks and to look at the menu.
>Maybe you'll say you could have done it, but you chose not to do it. From a manager's perspective it's the same thing.
how does it feel being so predictable?

[Anonymous No.12178144]

>>12178142
feels good man

[Anonymous No.12178148]

>>12178057
Does Coldstone tell you what songs you can sing? Because I'd spend all day singing 'Powercore' by Nekrogoblikon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1WCupiHOI

[Anonymous No.12178149]

>>12178138
That's a lot of projection.
The more people call you out on being a piece of shit, the saltier you get. Like a gut reaction. Like an insecurity.
How long will it take until you reach peak salt, you little self-absorbed wank stain?
I can see that not only did you fail in the industry, but you failed in the industry at absolutely shit restaurants and never got to work anywhere better to know that not all restaurants are the same. Not even most restaurants are like the Chili's/Denny's where you were repeatedly fired from.

[Anonymous No.12178153]

>>12178105
>YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE TO SEE THE WAGE SLAVE
Jesus Christ almighty, I know "socially conscious" people that would be all over this like flies on shit.

[Anonymous No.12178154]

>>12178149
> fail in the industry
>industry
bringing drinks and food
>industry
uhhhh

[Anonymous No.12178156]

>>12178154
Yeah, the hospitality industry.
>bringing drinks and food
Again, it goes to show what kind of bottom-of-the-barrel shitholes you are used to working in. Just stop posting, Cletus. You're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.12178158]

>>12178156
As a man hailing from the depths of white trash, don't lump him in with us. We might not be a sophisticated folk, but we can hold down a damn job.

[Anonymous No.12178171]

>>12178156
I've held the same job for 11 years. before that I was in school for 4 years.
been out of MUH INDUSTRY over 15 years.
meanwhile youre bringing out a side of lemons telling me I'm embarrassing myself.
OOF

[Anonymous No.12178178]

>>12177953
It's funny because it's true

[Anonymous No.12178187]

>>12178051

[Anonymous No.12178190]

>>12177929
Moe's is amazing you autist

[Anonymous No.12179124]

>>12178171
Yeah. You are.
The more assblasted you get, the better my shift today is going to feel.
I really like how you feel like you have to pull out numbers to impress me, sweaty. But if you were that secure in your "impressive" "big boy" job, you sure would not be posting on 4channel, and you wouldn't be triggered by such a lowly waiter such as myself.

The truth is you act like a scared sad little man doing the whole chest-thumping routine so everyone knows how big you are.

[Anonymous No.12179147]

>>12177929
You saved yourself anyway, moe's is shit and even chipotle is a better option

[Anonymous No.12179173]

>>12179147
chad moes v virgin chipotle
moes is way better, tbw
>free chips
>salsa bar
>20-30 different ingredients
>actual hot sauce
>freestyle
chipotle
>muh 3 ingredients
>muh soy interior
>muh 4 drink choices
>$3 for chips
>$4 for quac
>pic related

[Anonymous No.12179183]

>>12179124
>the mental gymnastics youre doing to avoid suicide.
impressive

[Anonymous No.12179184]

>>12178156
>>12178154

will you two just kiss and get it over with already?
jesus christ the awkward between you is so thick you could cut it with butter

[Anonymous No.12179201]

These fucking names, man.

[Anonymous No.12179202]

>>12178105
Uhhh but who do I complain to when they fuck up my order?

[Anonymous No.12179207]

My job tried to make all the employees wear name tags. We work a business that is 90% repeat customers and most of or clientele have been coming to us for years. We're on a first name basis with everyone. Customers have my personal cell number. We simply refused to wear them and told the owner if he didn't like it he could fire everyone and destroy his business over name tags. That was the last we heard of that.

[Anonymous No.12179212]

>>12179124
Welcome to THE CHOPHOUSE folks, ive dedicated my entire life to serving people food, whether its bringing you extra ranch for your bakers, a bowl of lemons so you can make lemonade from your water and sugar packets, or bringing you extra free bread during the meal so you can take it home, just know I'm here to serve you.
>But if you were that secure in your "impressive" "big boy" job, you sure would not be posting on 4channel
this could be the biggest COPE ive ever seen.
why so defensive? oh yeah the whole waiter for life thing is an exposed nerve. Enjoy the shift anon, I'm off all day, maybe ill come in.

[Anonymous No.12179217]

>>12179183
I like my job. I work here because I want to, not because I have to and can't get any better job.
Keep projecting.

[Anonymous No.12179251]

>>12179212
>ranch
>lemonade from water and sugar packets
>free bread
>this level of salt
Oh, we're back to talking about THIS kind of restaurant with THOSE kinds of patrons. No thanks, I haven't worked in a shithole restaurant since I was 21.
I wait tables because I make more doing it than I did doing BOH or management. I make more than the executive chef where I work (he's going to get fired in 2 weeks when we get our corporate replacement, he couldn't take the heat lmaoo) and I still get to design the menu and force him to edit his shitty dishes.

[Anonymous No.12179255]

>>12178190
it is but its boomer shit, from the names to the music to the shouting to the shit on the walls, its all over the top
>pic realted is every table at moes

>>12179201
ive been to moes over 25 times and ive never, not once, called a menu item by its name.
>ill have a chicken burrito
do you mean the homewrecker?
>just a chicken burrito please, no guacamole
so you want the joey bag o donuts
>>just a chicken burrito please, no guacamole

>>12179217
>>12179212
jesus bro, you know waiting is a job not a career? did you ever think about getting an actual job? i mean anon is right, you are very offended and quite defensive. anyone who says waiting tables is a shit job is projecting? come on now if you honestly think that youre just wrong. if an 18 year old girl can do it, its not a real job.

>>12179202
now you get it

[Anonymous No.12179281]

Sunday morning is the most autistic time for /ck/

[Anonymous No.12179286]

>>12177948
Community baby mama late nigga see those saggy tits.

[Anonymous No.12179288]

>>12179255
>you know waiting is a job not a career?
Waiting can be a career, but again, you're only thinking of chain restaurants and cheap grub shacks. There's plenty of restaurants in the world where servers make a great annual income with benefits, and I work somewhere like that. We sell bottles of wine from the 90s and early 00s that cost more than a server at Longhorn Steakhouse can make in sales over a few days. I'm not just a server who brings food and says "hun" and walks away never to be seen, but an agent of hospitality. I get to make people's evenings special, I get to go above and beyond to get them whatever they need to have a great night they'll not forget. My primary job is just to hang out with people who are eating and make their evenings great. My secondary job is to harbor an immense knowledge of fine wine and cuisine so I can explain and recommend food and drink for a guest's particular palate.
Making several grand a month to basically host dinner party guests and drink a lot of wine is a pretty great career to me. Stay salty.

[Anonymous No.12179293]

>>12179286
Is this even english?

[Anonymous No.12179310]

cringing hard at these two

[Anonymous No.12179324]

>>12179293
I meant c'mon but stupid autocorrect turned it to community. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out given the context.

Seems like all the soy that you eat has clogged your brain you fucking dumbass wanker. Now shut the fuck up and let a nigga see some boobies in this thread.

[Anonymous No.12179332]

>>12178051
UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING MOONWALK!
whoo

[Anonymous No.12179362]

>>12179324
Bit rude

[Anonymous No.12179373]

>go to japan
>every place goes IRRASHAI!!!
>feels normal
>go to japanese place in US
>also do the IRRASHAIII!!!
>eh ok
>go to any fast-food-ish chain in the US
>an employee that looks like they want to kill themselves jumps up on the counter and starts tap dancing their corporate propaganda
>i dont like that

gee i wonder whats the difference here

[Anonymous No.12179384]

>go to chipotle
>get greeted normally when I get to the counter not immediately when I walk through the door
>menu is clear easy to understand what product I will be getting
>guac is hand made and scooped onto your food like normal. not liquefied shit they squirt onto your food like it's ketchup or something.
why is chipotle so much better bros?
>inb4 muh ecoli in like 3 locations in the whole country

[Anonymous No.12179388]

>>12179384
chipotle would be based if not for their burritos that are too big. i thought it was a joke the first time i got one, shit was like a football.

[Anonymous No.12179389]

>>12179288
>tfw copemaster

[Anonymous No.12179393]

Is this a American problem?

[Anonymous No.12179396]

It's already a sad existence to be a wagecuck. Why force them to make an ass of themselves by shouting, or even sing?

[Anonymous No.12179401]

>>12179396
somebody at the top of the corporate chain decided that they want to do more for their slaves and make them feel like family. because all that work must be dreary, would be better for a sense of unity :)

[Anonymous No.12179402]

>>12179388
>burritos that are too big
>a bad thing

[Anonymous No.12179431]

>How can we increase productivity?
>Should we offer better wages, more flexible hours, or better working conditions?
>Nah. Let's make they feel like part of some family by annoying the customers with greetings and song+dance routines.

[Anonymous No.12179436]

>>12179324
that doesn't make it any more comprehensible

[Anonymous No.12179441]

>>12179402
Overstuffed burritos fall apart rapidly, the tortilla can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.12179487]

>>12179401
>>12179396
holy fuck this place is so shitty they force employees to wear shirts that say "i love my job" how fucking demeaning. do they think that if the employees see that all day it will get subliminally ingrained in their heads? ive seen these at texas roadhouse and did the old 'oof' i feel bad for these people
>how do we cope with low moral and high turnover?
>>12179402
>>12179441
take a bit of burrito. its the spot where they put all the guac and sour cream.
burritos are long with distributed fillings, not a fucking football with pockets of shit in them

[Anonymous No.12179490]

>Someone comes to a restaurant with a few family members for their birthday
>bring small cake
>server notices and says happy birthday
>later the whole wait staff comes out and does a fucking dance routine and sings and dumb version of happy birthday, singling out the family
>the “birthday boy” looks increasingly embarrassed and annoyed
Fucking Texas steakhouse

[Anonymous No.12179495]

>>12179487
>>12179490
>Texas Roadhouse mind

[Anonymous No.12179505]

this is unrelated but this thread reminded me
>go to AYCE sushi place
>kpop is fucking BLASTING while everyones stuffing their face
>owner shuts off the lights and disco ball comes down when its someones birthday
>happened 3 times during our meal
>look around me in a panic to see if anyone else is disturbed by it
>everyone just shoveling rolls into their mouth

was freaked the fuck out

[Anonymous No.12179517]

>>12178020
Still better than communism tranny

[Anonymous No.12179527]

>>12178091
>you little shit
Bob did you remember to pick up your geritol today?

[Anonymous No.12179528]

>>12179388
>t.

[Anonymous No.12179552]

>>12179528
I had it for lunch and passed out

its definitely a fatfuck meal or for college kids that are eating creatine

[Anonymous No.12179559]

>>12179490
>singing happy birthday to strangers

[Anonymous No.12179560]

>>12179528
>Burrito is over half of your dailu recommended calorie value by itself. In one meal.

This is why you Americans are so fat

[Anonymous No.12179574]

>>12179552
>>12179560
The cut the fucking thing in half and save it for later you helpless fucking trannies.

[Anonymous No.12179582]

>>12179574
how about you tell those chipotle faggots to learn to price and portion, oh wait selling anything cheaper would be bad cost value for keeping all those burrito artists at every joint

[Anonymous No.12179583]

>>12179574
I hope you realize that by saying this you do agree that it is too big for a normal person to eat in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.12179594]

>>12177951

[Anonymous No.12179599]

>>12178091

>I've worked FOH for more than a decade you little shit

ah, so you're mentally disabled.

[Anonymous No.12179611]

>>12178123
>>12178187
>falling for the most classic newfag bait
newfags

[Anonymous No.12179616]

WELCOME TO MOES!

[Anonymous No.12179619]

>>12179599
no its a career, 9-5ers are the embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.12179625]

>>12179393
Coming soon to a location near you

[Anonymous No.12179631]

>>12179559
I get if you let the restaurant known ahead of time, such as when you reserving a seat or something, but that spur of the moment shit is just miserable for everyone involved, especially if you just want to eat and made the mistake of saying it’s somones birthday

[Anonymous No.12179638]

>>12179583
90% of takeout and fast food is more calories than your on paper "normal person" should eat, but it's only bad if you don't like the place, right?

[Anonymous No.12179659]

>>12179638
90% is a gross exaggeration. Very few sandwiches and wraps are as calorie dense or as big as a standard Chipotle burrito, which was the fucking point of the topic. Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.12179662]

>>12179582
>I can't portion control myself which is microcosm of why I allow my government to rape my rights and control what I'm allowed to do even if it's harmless
DISGUSTANG

[Anonymous No.12179676]

>>12179662
americans actually have a wild understanding of how much food they need

[Anonymous No.12179695]

>>12177974
this was when I worked at kroger years ago
>we have secret shoppers!
>you have to do x and y with every customer!
ok
>lady buys a few things
>I saw her walk up with nothing under the cart so I dont ask her if somethings under there
>got ya! you didnt ask me if theres something under my cart!
>but I can see there-
>it doesnt matter!

I quit after 3 months. it was the worst job I ever had. I really feel for the grocery store workers now. I had to deal with the worst fucking horrible cunts, and my manager kept telling me to smile and greet customers which I never did because I would look like a serial murderer if I smiled.
>old russian ladies that want free shit all the time
>niggers that try to use EBT for things they cant buy and get mad when it doesnt work and they commence to lip smacking/sucking noises, foot shuffling, and cussing
>I yelled at a literal jew because he kept telling me to mark down food that was already reduced and I didnt even know how
this guy was like a stereotype youd see on /pol/ and he talked that was too. I was just floored by this guy.
>that 40 year old mom that would see me walking through the store and just tell me to go find things for her and bring it to her

before this Id never even heard of this. It happened a few times, I said I was really busy and got yelled at by my manager.
Grocery store employees are responsible for most of the shrinkage at the stores, and after a few weeks, I understood why.

[Anonymous No.12179729]

>>12179695
Every time I go to kroger, theres an announcement over the intercom "Security to section G. Security to section G."

Is there actually a section G, and where the fuck is the security, because there isn't a security guard or whatever? Or is it just something that is occasionally played to ease normies' fears of brown people in the store?

[Anonymous No.12179740]

>>12177929
>imagine being such a cringetard that people greeting you makes you spill your spaghetti.

What a fag.

[Anonymous No.12179768]

>>12178100
>hes complaining about living in a town full of white people
fuck you man. Count all your blessings. My job brought me to a city filled with niggers. Id trade places with you any time, its a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.12179795]

>>12179288
is this copypasta? this is great. Its like the navy seal copy pasta, but about being a waiter.

[Anonymous No.12179817]

>>12179729
we never did this at my store. I would actually go into the security room sometimes upstairs and chill with loss prevention and look at cameras while I eat lunch for the hell of it. I think they do that on a schedule to check cameras or something. Ive noticed this too, and never actually see a response on the floor.

[Anonymous No.12179993]

>>12179795
no he was 100% real.
sperged out on me last night, then ran to check first thing this morning if i replied. He's serving brunch right now or he'd be here serving us more delicious copypastas.
hang out anon, he'll be here after shift change at 4.
>>12179695
great stories anon, serving the public is hell in any form. anyone that says they love their service job has overdosed on cope.

[Anonymous No.12180025]

>>12177929
My local Long John Silvers has a "captains bell" by the exit that youre supposed to ring if you enjoyed your meal. I beat that bitch like it owes me money every time, even if my meal was mediocre.

[Anonymous No.12180053]

>>12180025
Arby's has a similar thing, but I happily slap the shit out of that bell every time. Roast beef master race.

[Anonymous No.12180134]

>>12180025
>>12180053
this one restaurant i go to has the same thing, but instead of ringing a bell to signal your enjoyment, you simply mention it to the waitress.

[Anonymous No.12180508]

>>12179436
my best guess is he also meant "let a" instead of "late"

[Anonymous No.12180671]

>>12179659
Your average burger combo is over a thousand calories before adding a drink.

[Anonymous No.12180682]

How do american aspies even manage in a world where restaurant staff constantly blow you and fake interest in you for some additional tip?

[Anonymous No.12180708]

I stopped going to my local diner because the elaborate 20 minute tap-dance number they have to do for every customer was just too cringe, that and the indoor fireworks display nearly killed me when it misfired and set one of the waiter-falcons on fire, after which this flaming trained bird went into a panic and flew right at me. I had to dive out of the way to avoid being pelted in the face by this enflamed avian and almost ruined this 9 year old's birthday painting commission (also done by the wait staff). It was so embarrassing I just can't even bear to go there anymore.

[Anonymous No.12180723]

>>12180682
>Visited America for the first time when I was a teenager
>Went to a sports bar
>When the waitress comes to take our order, she literally sits next to us IN THE BOOTH like she was one of us and chitchats while taking our orders down
>The fried food platter we ordered was such an absurd mountain of food that we ended up bringing most of it back to the hotel fridge

USA is a bizarre and unnerving place where nothing quite happens the way you expect it to

[Anonymous No.12180880]

>>12179676
>Need
What is it with Europoors going on about "needs"?

[Anonymous No.12180889]

>>12180880
im an american that had to unlearn 'boys gotta eat!' mentality

now im a gigachad

[Anonymous No.12180903]

>>12180889
Cool. That doesn't really answer my question though.

[Anonymous No.12180916]

>>12180903
well im saying youre asking an american about europeans

[Anonymous No.12180973]

>>12179611
No, it is you that fell for his bait.

[Anonymous No.12181035]

>>12180916
That doesn't really stop Europeans from telling us about Americans, now does it?

[Anonymous No.12181058]

>>12179373
It's weird because we don't expect white servers to be all smiles and polite.

[Anonymous No.12181215]

>>12178028
I just buy a bottle of the sauce over the counter and douse my shit in it. Cherry coke with lime and hot sauce cheddar brisket DONT MIX

[Anonymous No.12181256]

>>12177929
Glad to see Happy Negro got a job after his meme-lebrity faded.

[Anonymous No.12181546]

>>12178109
imagine being this delusional holy shit

[Anonymous No.12181552]

>>12181546
take your meds schitzo

[Anonymous No.12181601]

>>12179505
This was the first post I have ever seen that I enjoyed less because of the frog. Huh, weird feeling.

[Anonymous No.12181699]

>>12181601
because pepe and clown frog are shit

[Anonymous No.12181857]

>>12179695
If that shit was ever pulled in NYC at any of my jobs heads would have been rolling. I swear to God

>>12180723
Sounds like a 0$ tip for thinking we're equals

[Anonymous No.12181864]

>>12179441
Do yall even know how to eat? Just hold the burrito with two hands. And not death grip it

[Anonymous No.12182058]

>>12180723
She wanted to fuck, you absolute autist. Why can't yuropoors pick up on fuck signals. Strange, many such cases, ok?

[Anonymous No.12182337]

>>12178148
Nekrogoblikon is THE most reddit band on the planet and you should probably kill yourself you fucking faggot

have sex

[Anonymous No.12182347]

>>12177948
pic is you, retard

[Anonymous No.12182350]

>>12180723
She was probably trying to be extra friendly because she could tell you were a foreigner. Friendler means more intense in the USA.

[Anonymous No.12182372]

>>12177974
tf is a secret shopper?

company men who pose as customers to evaluate service standards?

[Anonymous No.12182541]

>>12182372
no, people who get a free meal for coming in, dining, then filling out a survey/report on their experience

[Anonymous No.12182592]

>>12179441
Keep the burrito in the foil, tear off the foil to expose enough for your next few bites. Now everything that would fall out is neatly contained

[Anonymous No.12182722]

>>12179207
Based. I've made a habit out of not wearing my nametag ever. I work in a similar situation. I laugh every day at the one guy who always wears his, who is predictably a soyboy with manboobs protruding from his capeshit tshirt and wearing a beanie in fucking summer.

[Anonymous No.12182737]

>>12182722

[Anonymous No.12182746]

>>12179207
>>12182722
Nothing like pussy shit workers too scared to wear their nametags because they're afraid some mean old customer will report them by name for not doing their fucking job correctly :(
The best part is thinking this works anytime post 2010 where people just take a fucking picture of you instead.

[Anonymous No.12183297]

>>12178020
fuck off back to vuvuzela you commie parasite

[Anonymous No.12183300]

>>12178124
>Tabasco
*Tobasco

For someone who speaks high and mighty you can't spell.

[Anonymous No.12183326]

>>12178123
Kek someone fell for my bait. Nice.

[Anonymous No.12184249]

>>12178100
GIRUGAMESH

[Anonymous No.12184272]

>>12180723
European waitstaff: leave you alone, only come over if you get their attention, very little small talk
American waitstaff: friendly, welcoming, want to have small talk

it comes down to tipping in the US. since our laws let restaurants pay waitstaff well under the legal limit, the staff have to be more friendly for that $2.75

[Anonymous No.12184294]

>>12177953
>Boomers believe more humiliating it is for a wagie to do something, it's better service whether or not it enhanced the product or experience.
They also sometimes have an incentive to drive you to suicide if they're one of the companies that take out life insurance policies on their wagies.
http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/april_19.htm
>Companies Profit on Workers' Deaths Through 'Dead Peasants' Insurance

[Anonymous No.12184327]

>>12182746
Wow its almost like you didn't read that post at all.

[Anonymous No.12184710]

>>12178100
practice your weeb speak on them to embarrass everyone involved

[Anonymous No.12184745]

>>12179255
>all restaurants are dennys/applebees
Flyover detected. Most fine dining waiters have college degrees and make out quite well financially

[Anonymous No.12184755]

Why is it 'Moe' and not simply 'Mo'?

[Anonymous No.12184763]

>>12184272
Yeah then explain why non-tipping nip and gook cultures have far superior service to the US. Stop pretending tipping results in superior service.

[Anonymous No.12185069]

>>12184745
>Most fine dining waiters have college degrees and make out quite well financially
https://www.epi.org/publication/restaurant-workers/
>Restaurant workers receive very low pay.
>The median hourly wage in the restaurant industry, including tips, is $10.00, compared with $18.00 outside of the restaurant industry. After accounting for demographic differences between restaurant workers and other workers, restaurant workers have hourly wages that are 17.2 percent lower than those of similar workers outside the restaurant industry. This is the “wage penalty” of restaurant work.
>The largest restaurant industry occupation is waiter/waitress, which makes up nearly a quarter (23.3 percent) of all restaurant jobs, and has a typical wage, including tips, of $10.15 an hour. >The highest paid [occupation] are managers, at a typical wage of $15.42 per hour—which is still lower than the overall median wage outside the restaurant industry.
>Restaurant workers are much more likely than other workers to be poor or near-poor.
>Demographic characteristics of restaurant industry workers, by occupation, 2014
>Waiters and waitresses
>Bachelor’s degree: 10.4%
>Not a high school graduate: 15.1%

[Anonymous No.12185078]

>>12177929
>360 degrees
um, op, i think you need to go back to elementary school

[Anonymous No.12185106]

>>12185078

[Anonymous No.12185110]

>>12185106
Is getting tricked into believing someone's a newfag for not knowing the moonwalk meme the new version of being a newfag?

[Anonymous No.12185337]

>>12185069
>illiterate retard does not know what "fine dining" means

[Anonymous No.12185356]

>>12185069
Of course that stat includes diner boomers and abuelita who makes your sandwiches at the bodega.

[Anonymous No.12185384]

>>12179201
I never return to any food place that names its food like this. I went to a Moe's years ago something on the menu was called an "Ugly Naked Guy". Never went back. Went to some local ice cream place that had their cookie dough ice cream called "Cookie Doughn't Do Dat". Never went back.

[Anonymous No.12185400]

>>12184745
this is called COPE
>>12185078
>>12185106
too late

[Anonymous No.12185418]

>>12179201
I only made this post to see if people on /ck/ have read the Culture novels. Disappointed

[Anonymous No.12185687]

>thread about shitty places with humiliating work environments
>no one mentioned fudgery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg_o7kwNJrw
WE MAKING FUUUUUUUUDGE

[Anonymous No.12185828]

>>12179201
>>12185418
This thread is severly lacking gravitas

[Anonymous No.12185856]

dance wagie dance

[Anonymous No.12185930]

>>12185384
based.
same goes for moons over my hammy, rooty tooty fresh and fruity and mcgriddles (plural)
any place with this shit is 86ed

[Anonymous No.12185953]

>>12185069
can confirm.
I quit college because bartenting is what i'd rather do than work in a lab or office.
I'm poor as fuck. But i'll take it over a soul-killing job.

[Anonymous No.12185988]

>>12185110
this is a post-irony board

[Anonymous No.12185991]

>>12185337
>>12185356
>All that cope
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/food-preparation-and-serving/mobile/waiters-and-waitresses.htm
>The highest 10 percent earned more than $19.61.
Wow, you're really rolling in the money.

[Anonymous No.12185999]

>>12185991
This includes waiters in places like alabama though. I'm just saying in a city like nyc at a fancy restaurant waiters make bank

[Anonymous No.12186021]

>>12184294
>Kill yourself
>Your life insurance policy is cancelled and your family get nothing
>The company that drove you to kill yourself does though

[Anonymous No.12186042]

>>12177929
So you turned right back into the store?

[Anonymous No.12186105]

>>12185828
Experiencing a Significant Gravitas Shortfall

[Anonymous No.12186131]

>>12178153
>YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE TO SEE THE WAGE SLAVE
And the employee doesn't have to deal with the worst element of their job.

[Anonymous No.12186132]

>>12186042
Lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.12186150]

>>12185999
>I'm just saying in a city like nyc at a fancy restaurant waiters make bank
It's not like NYC data is excluded. NYC is a massive city with heavy representation in that data set in fact. Also of course everyone makes more money in that city. That has nothing to do with being an actual top performer and everything to do with the cost of living. $30,000 in Wisconsin is $60,000 in New York. That's a conversion rate, not something to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.12186205]

>>12178109
You sure are salty. Try moving out of your moms house then you'll have some real self worth and wont have to lie on a Chilean jai alai equipment board

[Anonymous No.12186247]

>>12186205
>your moms house
boomer detected

[Anonymous No.12186262]

>>12179768
I've become racist since living in the ghetto. Didn't think it would happen.

[Anonymous No.12186277]

>>12186105
Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out

[Anonymous No.12186304]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2tJCkNsgYc
Is this fucking real?

[Anonymous No.12186489]

Find the store owner on linkedin and get his home address from there. See what you can do to make his life interesting.

[Anonymous No.12186512]

>>12186150
Cope harder, desk monkey

[Anonymous No.12186540]

>>12179201
I'll take the homewrecker with a personal trainer and my wife's son will take a moo moo mr. cow, please

[Anonymous No.12186544]

>>12185999
>make $500 on weekend
>rent is $3000

[Anonymous No.12186585]

>>12186544
Nobody besides celebrities and millionaire chinks own those midtown apartments bro. Most normal people pay much less and communte or have roomates. Theres cheap ish studios on long island about 40 mins from the city via metro

[Anonymous No.12186776]

>>12186585
So if you commute 40 minutes, have a roommate, and reduce your rent down to something almost like a normal non-NY region's going rate you only get fucked over by the comparatively much higher cost of food and groceries, electricity, water, natural gas, and other utilities, gasoline, car insurance, car maintenance, and/or average mass transit fare, clothing, entertainment, and all other goods and services, plus much higher state and local taxes which have just this year been capped at a much lower maximum amount allowed for federal deduction.
If you took down all these expenses and then saw how little the rest of the country is paying for the same (or *not* paying at all, as is the case for state and local taxes which are completely nonexistent in plenty of other regions in the US) you might just find yourself a bit disappointed.

[Anonymous No.12186806]

>>12177929
doing a 360 would mean you would be facing them, im assuming this isn't a mistake but you just showed them your morale dominance by moon walking out

[Anonymous No.12186810]

>>12186585
>the only options are to buy a 5 bedroom in One57 with a Ryder truck full of gold bars, or live in a rental studio in Moriches

[Anonymous No.12186820]

>>12186806
>doing a 360 would mean you would be facing them, im assuming this isn't a mistake but you just showed them your morale dominance by moon walking out
We're seriously running out of ways to respond to the 360 meme while demonstrating awareness of the joke. At this point there probably needs to be an updated version, maybe one involving radians this time.

[Anonymous No.12186825]

>>12186810
I have no idea why anyone decides to live in New York. California at least has nice weather to offset how much you get raped by the higher cost of living.

[Anonymous No.12186845]

>>12186820
listen chef, i tried my best

[Anonymous No.12186848]

>>12186825
California toils under the tyranny of the cage. At least in civilized places you can live cage-free without being treated as some kind of freak. In fact the cagers are the freaks here and we charge them extra for their weird, fringe lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.12186849]

>>12186845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUCjNQxjrU

[Anonymous No.12186853]

>>12186848
>California toils under the tyranny of the cage.
I don't get whatever this is referring to. What do you mean by cage exactly?

[Anonymous No.12186879]

>>12186849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGbEjET1BNw

[Anonymous No.12186899]

>>12186853
A kind of metal box that retards like to sit in for hours at a time. When they're not inside them they're thinking about them. Their main advantage seems to be that you can commit homicide with them and not be charged with anything, all you have to do is say "I didn't see him" or "just came outta nowhere, one minute I was texting and the next there was blood and screaming"

The disadvantage is that you have to babysit them constantly and get into fist fights over a parking space.

[Anonymous No.12186912]

>>12186899
by the shadow lengths i bet he was blinded by the sun.
or a blithering retard
or both

[Anonymous No.12187530]

Is Fuddruckers a Boomer restaurant?

[Anonymous No.12187565]

>>12187530
All family restaurants (AKA "casual dining" as they've tried to rebrand themselves in recent years) are boomer restaurants. Mostly because white people stopped having children (and therefore families) after boomers used up all the world's resources to fund their retirement.

[Anonymous No.12187943]

>>12177951
This is the best argument against capitalism that I've seen

[Anonymous No.12188059]

>>12179201
I've never heard of Moe's until I came into this thread. After reading all of these replies and seeing the names of items on their menu I will never go to a fucking Moe's if I ever come across one. Definition of soulless boomer shit, Christ.

[Anonymous No.12188081]

>>12177929
>>12177951
There's only reason they do this shit: To remind us that they can make us.

[Anonymous No.12188089]

>>12178028
what did this have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.12188098]

>>12178105
And when they no longer have any use for the proles, they'll exterminate us all.

[Anonymous No.12188170]

>>12184763
Hi coward! Let's talk about tips more!

[Anonymous No.12188176]

>>12178045
no. having an asshole manager hovering and insisting on upwelling and breaking your balls when you don't is enough to put anyone in a bad enough mood to tell them to fuck themselves and get fired for it.

[Anonymous No.12188180]

>>12188059
sadly moes is better than chipotle.
i admire your gumption though anon.
>>12184763
tipping was a way for the server to motivate themselves to provide you with a better job until scumbaggery and corporate boomerism made the experience as difficult as possible for them. between that and cheap fucking trash is why sitdown service is fading fast

[Anonymous No.12188187]

>>12178156
>serves food and drinks to rich people
somehow serving other people is less demeaning because they're rich? top kek. sorry to burst your bubble but a bitch is a bitch and you're a bitch. you are literally waiting on your betters in the hope they'll toss you some scraps. lel

[Anonymous No.12188369]

>>12188187
he left for his sunday morning shift and never returned.
his delusion was that he was better than me or you because he was around people with money while not actually having money himself (ya know the whole im a fucking waiter bullshit).
somehow waiting on rich people hand and foot makes you a better person than waiting on upper/middle class people.
ive seen cheap people of all classes, but the most outright cheap shitbags are those with money who think dollar figures directly translate to social status.
meanwhile some of the most generous, giving people have been the poorest, servers themselves for example.

[Anonymous No.12188379]

>>12188187
Orwell had a good commentary on that in "Down and Out in Paris and London." He argued the reason waitstaff were generally rightwing and rejected unions was because in serving the wealthy they fantasized they were the same as them when in reality they were just poor, brutalized peons.

[Anonymous No.12190027]

>>12186810
I don't get it. Is this a game of thrones reference?

[Anonymous No.12190080]

>>12190027
its the in why see, anon

[Anonymous No.12190121]

>>12186825
Need to take care of grandma and little sister :/ maybe when i reach boomer age i'll have enough money to build a house on a hill in rural kentucky. Don't worry i vote red 90% of the time

[Anonymous No.12190133]

>>12190121
better red than dead am i rite?

[Anonymous No.12190233]

>>12186776
It's kind of funny to me how my $505/mo 2br would go for at least $5k/mo if you built the same one with the same amenities in Manhattan.

[Anonymous No.12190277]

>>12179251
>I'm a server that makes more than the executive chef in a fine dining restaurant
can you go larp somewhere else fag?

[Anonymous No.12190358]

>>12190233
Yeah but the catch is the only jobs are farmwork and wal-mart

[Anonymous No.12190404]

>>12190358
t. never been outside of the city
literally just got hired for a $60k/yr job out of school where my rent is $750/mo

[Anonymous No.12190408]

>>12190233
>$505/month
a shoebox is the same price in manhattan, whats your point? most people dont live in one.

[Anonymous No.12190435]

>>12190404
What field?

[Anonymous No.12190490]

>>12190027
One57 is a building. It's very obscure, you've probably never heard of it.

Moriches is a hamlet in lung goyland. Flyover lite.

[Anonymous No.12190578]

>>12186853
it's a motorcyclist (and bike) thing

[Anonymous No.12190593]

>>12190358
>Yeah but the catch is the only jobs are farmwork and wal-mart
Go look at some cost of living ratios, anon. There are all sorts of full blown cities throughout the US with all the amenities you could ever want where everything listed here:
>>12186776
Is way, way cheaper than it is in New York. Living in New York voluntarily is basically a form of mental illness.

[Anonymous No.12190603]

>>12190593
Its really not that bad if you don't have kids

[Anonymous No.12190617]

>>12178105
>what if we kill the entirety of the front of the house

[Anonymous No.12190618]

>>12190603
Having kids is terrible anywhere. Ever notice how angry and miserable people with kids are? You see a stroller enter a room and everyone is instantly on edge. Kids? There goes my night. Teenagers? Ugh, I hope they go away, please don't walk in this direction, please lose interest and find another place to "hang out".

[Anonymous No.12190622]

>>12190408
The point is that somehow NYC realtors and the suckers who believe them think what I have should cost literally ten times as much just because it's around a lot of people. It's okay, I mean do you, but it's fuckin funny.

[Anonymous No.12190628]

>>12179251
>I haven't worked in a shithole restaurant since I was 21.
>Corporate replacement
Lol I'll bet you assume being at the Cheesecake factory means you are a better server than your old buddies at Applebee's congrats man you really made it

[Anonymous No.12190631]

>>12177929
>be shift manager at Jamba Juice in Napa, CA
>upper management are gay nigger faggots
>employees are told to start saying "Have a Jamba Day!" to customers
>everyome is also supposed to randomly shout "JAMBA!!" as a cheer to boost morale
>employees all realize how ridiculous it is and start saying "JAMBA" mockingly and ironically
>we all ironically use it even when hanging out outside of work
>upper management gets butthurt that employees are mocking their grand plan to boost morale
>mass writeups across 3 stores
>one guy refuses to sign his writeup and quits on the spot
>says "Have a Jamba Day!" as he walks out of the store
>mfw

[Anonymous No.12190638]

>>12183300
Exactly, this is how you detect larp

[Anonymous No.12190643]

>>12179388
That is such a stupid complaint. Save half for later.

[Anonymous No.12190654]

>>12190408
>$505/month
>a shoebox
Here's $525 in Oklahoma, two bedroom. You can go down to $400 if you want to lower yourself to a one bedroom. Don't pretend New York is the same. The cost of living is so ridiculously out of sorts it might as well be a separate country.

[Anonymous No.12190669]

>>12190654
Ok but its oklahoma. You can pay $100 to live in belize or laos.

[Anonymous No.12190676]

>>12190618
Good goy, don't have any kids. Thats what mexicans are for

[Anonymous No.12190678]

>>12190676
Fine with me. More of them, less of you.

[Anonymous No.12190681]

>>12190669
I would easily and with zero hesitation choose being a Laotian over being a New Yorker if given the choice.

[Anonymous No.12190692]

>>12190681
Based and khanpilled
>>12190678
>>12190618
Kids aren't even bad, desu. Its just that boomers are nigger tier parents that allowed hollywood to raise their children for them instead of putting the effort into being decent parents. Sure some kids are naturally shitty but the majority just have lazy, careless parents that shove them in front of disney whenever things get difficult.

[Anonymous No.12190693]

>>12190669
>Ok but its oklahoma.
Yes, and you just said a few minutes ago that:
>>12190408
>a shoebox is the same price in manhattan, whats your point? most people dont live in one.
To try to deny that cost of living made a difference. Pick an argument you retard. Either it's a shoebox outside of Manhattan or it isn't.

[Anonymous No.12190711]

>>12190693
Not the same guy but ok

[Anonymous No.12190717]

>>12190711
Then don't reply in his place you dummy.

[Anonymous No.12190914]

>>12190717
Is this your first day here, buddy?

[Anonymous No.12190931]

>>12190914
Yes, because if I'm new that means replying to someone else's conversation made sense. Fuck off. Obviously "it's Oklahoma" explained the price disparity. The entire point was getting the anon who claimed there WASN'T a price disparity to see he was wrong.

[Anonymous No.12190941]

>>12177929

[Anonymous No.12190948]

>>12178100
Issyo ni riberu age shimsennka?

[Anonymous No.12191109]

>>12190931
Again, I'm not either of the other two people you've been talking to. I'm a third person, responding to your comment because you said something stupid. This is an anonymous board. People jump in to the conversation all the time, and don't always explain they are a new person when they do so.

[Anonymous No.12191148]

>>12177929
I fucking love Moe's. Their Monday deal is fantastic - it's like $6 for a burrito and chips. I use their app to order too so I get $10 coupons every once and awhile. And I always make sure to grab a shit-ton of their tomatillo salsa.

Also, if your Moe's has a side door just go in that way. That's what I do and they usually don't greet me.

[Anonymous No.12191207]

>>12178148
At my cold stone they have the cold stone themed lyrics to songs on all their doors in the back

[Anonymous No.12191212]

>>12191109
>responding to your comment because you said something stupid
It only sounds stupid if you don't understand the context. *I* didn't believe there wasn't a cost of living difference based on it being Oklahoma. The anon I was responding to claimed $500 got you the same shoebox apartment regardless of if was New York or not. Here, this is the context:
>>12190233
>It's kind of funny to me how my $505/mo 2br would go for at least $5k/mo if you built the same one with the same amenities in Manhattan.
>>12190408
>$505/month
>a shoebox is the same price in manhattan, whats your point? most people dont live in one.
>>12190654
>$505/month
>a shoebox
>Here's $525 in Oklahoma, two bedroom. You can go down to $400 if you want to lower yourself to a one bedroom. Don't pretend New York is the same. The cost of living is so ridiculously out of sorts it might as well be a separate country.
At which point you jumped in and said "Ok but its oklahoma" when that was the ENTIRE POINT of bringing it up in the first place. It's not stupid for me to bring up an example of a non-shit apartment for $500 in Oklahoma when it's in response to someone claiming the apartments outside of New York are all shit at $500.

[Anonymous No.12191239]

>>12179288
>several grand a month
This is not a lot of money, bud. I think of several as 3-5 so you make 3-5k a month. That’s 60k AT MOST a year. That’s pretty damn good for a server, yeah, and I’m happy you take pride in your career and enjoy it, but this isn’t as much as you think. I graduated high school at 17, finished dental school at 25, and have been making 90k+ working as a part time dentist.

[Anonymous No.12191265]

>>12191239
Do you have a Cervelo?

[Anonymous No.12191285]

>>12184745
You are OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND if you think a waiter has a college degree. Even if you have a meme gender studies degree, the FBI will still hire you and train you. If you have a degree and are a waiter you have given up in life and are too pussy to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12191302]

>>12184272
I can't wait for waitresses are replaced by robots. if I wanted to pay some chick to pretend she was interested in me I'd go to a strip club.

[Anonymous No.12191341]

>>12190358
I hope you don’t believe this. There’s tech, medical, dental, vision, management, and finance in EVERY town. Cheap living, small town life, still high paying careers.

[Anonymous No.12191375]

>>12191265
I had to look that up lol no I hate biking. I just shitpost and play games and cook for me and my friends

[Anonymous No.12191382]

>>12190941
See>>12190914

[Anonymous No.12191395]

>>12191239
Not everyone has rich parents that will pay for their uni and dorm.

[Anonymous No.12191411]

>>12191212
I wasn't responding to any of that shit, I was responding to you being surprised a new person would jump into the conversation. That's a stupid thing to say on an anonymous image board where it happens constantly.

[Anonymous No.12191484]

>>12191411
I'm not surprised, just annoyed. It wouldn't even be a bad thing to reply to someone else's conversation if the person doing so understood the context. It's a hassle having to explain to someone who misunderstood the conversation and jumped in place of the person you were arguing with how they're misunderstanding everything.

[Anonymous No.12191529]

>>12182372
Someone comes in and records their experience in exchange for coupons/free food.
Some managers are really neurotic about it, when I was a kid I worked at Ingles and the manager specifically instructed secret shoppers to give us as hard a time as possible, just to see if we'd ever get defensive or even just not suck their dicks hard enough- if so he'd fire you on the spot.
It was pretty fucked since the employees were either 16yo kids or old junkies.

[Anonymous No.12191535]

I like Japanese restaurants where they just shout いっらしゃいませ and shit

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>>12179729
There's no security in any store. MAYBE you'll get plainclothes loss prevention, but I've worked at 2 Walmarts and neither had that. My coworkers would steal shit all the time, you'd clock out then see them just carrying something like a space heater out the door.
Stealing would be incredibly easy once you bit the bullet and started doing it. I used to think the old /b/ shoplifting threads were just larp but I completely believe them now.

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>>12180053
>Ring the Arby's bell
>Baby starts crying

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>>12191382
baited for a reply
theres like 3 or 4 of these same types of posts in this thread

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>>12179201
>One insta fren pweas

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>>12179207
When I worked in food service we could print nametags out, so some nights when I was running shifts I'd let everybody print whatever the fuck they wanted on the nametag. It was kinda fun in a moronic way.

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>>12179384
I would like Chipotle, but we have a local place called Taco Maya which does the same massive burrito assembly line shit but the ingredients are 100x better and their salsa selection is phenomenal

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>>12177951
the off key singing really makes this one

[Anonymous No.12191717]

>>12191669
when i worked at hardees, my black friend and i made custom tags that said 'nigga' then our name. gm did not care lol, and sometimes id even bring the food out to u with it on. but this one black manager would from north county took weeks to catch onto it and got mad about it. they brought it up at some corporate meeting and apparently they just laughed.
we were both boh btw

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>>12180053
I worked at arby's, we have to say thank you, never know when corporate's around.

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>>12191529
There's a reason the only people that Ingles hires are 16 year old kids or fucking junkies, anon, and that's because working there is fucking soul crushing.

>Work in the deli for 6 months
>Get yelled at by customers
>Get yelled at by managers
>Get fucked on closing shifts while opening shift gets overtime and benefits
>Expected to sell but not permitted to sample anything
>Not even allowed to buy stuff from the deli at the deli, have to walk all the way to the front of the store or get written up

[Anonymous No.12192181]

>>12179324
ebonics is so fucking stupid lmao

[Anonymous No.12192565]

>>12191375
>no Cervelo
Not a real dentist, did you even go to dental school?

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>>12177951
>youre gonna be a cashier someday

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>>12179384
the local chipotle i frequented was actually included in the e coli outbreak. it was really great going from having to wait in line for over 20 minutes behind obese shitlords ordering three people's worth of food at the same time for themselves to walking straight up to the counter to be served in the course of a week.

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>>12193646
>MUH ORGANICS

[Anonymous No.12194483]

>enter a clothes store
>500 employees come swarming to you
I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.12194509]

>>12177929
WELCOME TO SUBWAY

[Anonymous No.12194554]

>>12179201
> Yes I would like a Joey's bag of donuts with 2 side funk meisters and a large Moegarita

[Anonymous No.12195481]

>>12194554
moe rita is unironically based though

[Anonymous No.12195664]

>>12179517
Sure a knife in the thigh isn't as bad as a knife in the throat. Doesn't mean you have to be a huge cuckold for it.

[Anonymous No.12195679]

>>12178124
is this guy really talking down to someone despite being stuck as a food service employee for over a decade?

[Anonymous No.12195685]

>>12178105
Yay fewer jobs and thats a good thing-heres why

[Anonymous No.12195692]

>>12195679
u no it fren.

[Anonymous No.12196258]

>>12185687
this makes me so sad

[Anonymous No.12196299]

>>12185687
wait, is this real???

[Anonymous No.12196308]

>>12178124
It does not matter how wealthy one is, if they remain mentally poor.

[Anonymous No.12196322]

>>12179729
It’s just part of the audio rotation over the speakers. It’s to trick people into thinking Kroger has actual loss prevention. They don’t.

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>>12177929
When I worked at Walmart during the Christmas season (poorfag student, don't blame me) they "encouraged" the cashiers to wear elf hats, and when their aisle was empty to hold up a sign that said "S'no Line Here!" I entirely refused, but even the fellow cashiers gave me shit for not playing along with their corporate infantilization. I hope everyone running that Satanic goliath of a company meets a slow and painful end.

[Anonymous No.12196344]

>>12177953
>Boomers believe more humiliating it is for a wagie to do something, it's better service whether or not it enhanced the product or experience.
And most of the time it makes the customer experience worse, because it ranges from awkward and cringy for normalfags to entirely offputting for the more autistic among us

[Anonymous No.12196407]

>>12178050
>I've been to a couple of Jap places where they do the 'moshi moshi' thing and it doesn;t seem as forced
That's because it's genuinely part of their culture and not something forced on suicidal wagies by soulless suits.

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>>12179490
As a kid I refused to let my parents tell the waiters it was my birthday when we went for a birthday dinner for that very reason, shit triggered my social anxiety into the stratosphere.

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>>12196407
I live in Japan(not Japanese though just a western expat) and no one ever says "moshi moshi" when you enter a restaurant. Also I would say about 95% of all Japanese restaurants in the US, Canada, etc are all owned by Koreans or Chinese using the Japanese name to make money.