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Thoughts?

>> No.12177836

No one cares

>> No.12177862

posting tw*tter screenies should be a bannable offense.

>> No.12177863

>>12177833
soycuck opinions are just that. soy and cucked.

>> No.12177868

>>12177833
Who?

>> No.12177876

>>12177862
I wonder how many Twitter threads are newfags trying to collect (You)s.

If this is what you're doing, you should stop posting and lurk until you can make OC or just quality threads/posts instead of acting like 4chan is reddit and collecting garbage from other sites to dump here.

>> No.12177910

>>12177833
i wouldnt let my wife cook for years because she had no idea how to. i willingly do all the cooking and in 2 weeks i woudnt spend 10 hours cooking. what is this idiot talking about?

>> No.12177937

>>12177833
>10 hours
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

>> No.12177962

>>12177937
That is including cleaning time and time to get groceries anon. I can't imagine how you would spend less than that time per week, cooking every meal

>> No.12177991

>>12177962
>spend 5 minutes at the store
>pick up 14 Totino's pizzas
>Lasts me a week, costs 15 bucks and is under 30 minutes of cooking per meal, which is just waiting for it from the oven
>drink water, which I already pay for
why haven't you taken the 99 cent pill yet.

>> No.12178025

>>12177910
A person who doesn't cook has no idea how long it takes because they don't cook

>> No.12178033

>>12177876
this

>> No.12178084

>>12177833
>there are efficiencies to be gained by drinking soyshit syrup for 99% of all meals
true but there are efficiencies to be gained by not posting on twitter or doing any unproductive thing

>> No.12178135

>>12177833
>Taking more than 10 min on aything that isnt baked
>not having fun cooking
>wasting money when ut takes judt as ling to drive

>> No.12178136

>>12178084
The difference is that twitter is designed for people like him with ADHD who can't imagine actually spending an hour doing one thing.

>> No.12178139

>>12177833
i am a woman
cooking does not take that long
60 minutes out of my day compared to playing two league of legends matches...not long at all

>> No.12178140

>>12177833
He's lazy?

>> No.12178152

I enjoy cooking, I like making things the way I like it and I think good cooking is an art form

I’m marinating some Caribbean jerk chicken now, going to slow smoke it, shred it and serve half in tacos and half in bean dip for GOT tomorrow

Fuck it’s going to be good

>> No.12178182

>>12177833
I let my black bull fuck my wife for ~99 percent of the time. The fact that we assume everyone (esp. white men) should be forced to take on, IDK, 10 hours of sex labor every week when there are efficiencies to be gained by outsourcing it ... it's totally nuts.

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12178186

>its a soylent thread

>> No.12178192

>>12177833
it's a question of what you want out of life, and what gives your life meaning. i can understand people that derive no joy from cooking. i think they're fucking insane, but i get it. it's stupid when they don't get why someone else would like it

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>>12178192
>i think they're fucking insane
>but i get it

>> No.12178207

>>12177833
dipshit who doesnt eat real food.
he takes no pride in what he is eating. he is just "fueling the machne"

or appreaciate the making of a meal. he just eats or puts in a microwave and heats and eats.

>> No.12178218

>>12178207
I'm just fuelling the machine too but at least I try to live a soy free diet.
I do take pride in eating my gf's cooking though it's a happy feel.

>> No.12178226

>>12177833
This is completely rational. Only 4channers (90% of which are either NEETs or doesnt have a life, tragic lmao) will disagree, because they dont have to prioritize time. Many of these people actually have too much time at hand, which makes cooking a great activity.

Also
>giving a shit about total strangers’ eating habits
I think this is closely associated with the issue of too much time at hand

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>> No.12178246

>>12177833
whatever fag, my wife cooks our meals and I work to bring in the cash, get fucked

>> No.12178309

>>12177833
Just how far will the "outsourcing" go? I think even walking will be seen as a waste of labor to these people once a machine comes out that can move you like a puppet.

>> No.12178326

>>12177862
upboat

>> No.12178327

>>12177862
Based

>> No.12178329
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12178329

yeah man, fuck those soy bitch tit cucks! this is how a real meat eating alpha male looks like

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>>12178329

>> No.12178599

>>12177833
>men can't cook it's a woman's job
>but look I'm so feminist that I drink soy for women rights!

>> No.12178627

>>12178230
>>12178186
tbf they had a manufacturing defect that made them impossible to open without basically cutting the thing open.

>> No.12178633

I actually drink something like Soylent for work because I'm on salary. If I can just eat my lunch real quick, I can get my work done, and go home before the blunt of traffic. It's also way cheaper in bulk. It's not exactly a full meal replacement, i'm still super hungry when I get home and I either cook or get something to eat. Clearly you can't just sustain yourself with nutrient shakes.

>> No.12178638

>>12178627
Yeah the manufacturing defect was them manufacturing the bottles with the assumption that normal people would be opening them, not limp-wristed soyboys with atrophied muscles and the gripping strength of a toddler.

>> No.12178648

>>12178627
>tbf
To be feel?

Anyway I sometimes skip meals too but why the hell would I want to pay a premium for Soilent when Whey-Based Protein Shakes like Premier Protein offer basically the same thing and are way cheaper?

>> No.12178693

>>12178638
Your probably one of those that complains about cast iron pans being too heavy.

>> No.12178709

>>12177833
>cooking is a labor

The absolute state of soy.

>> No.12178719

>all those neet incels realising mom cooking them tendies is actual labour
just wait till you get your first paycheck and first health insurance bill. It realy makes you think

>> No.12178739

>>12178638
No, there was a batch where the lids weren't perforated.

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12178776

lol fuck the west

>> No.12178908

I was tallying up everything I cooked last week to see if the picture is accurate. When I got to Thursday's breakfast, a single-serving of blueberry crisp, I realised something: while something is cooking and doesn't need attention, I'm doing something the fuck else. Do I count that time? For example, while the oven was heating up, I defrosted some frozen blueberries and tossed them with sugar and cornstarch as well as made the crisp oat topping. Once I put the crisp together in the ramekin and shoved it into the oven, I hopped into the shower, knowing a hot breakfast would be waiting once I got downstairs. Including clean up, there was about 15 minutes of active work (mixing the filling, making the crisp, washing the ramekin after I finished eating) and 25 minutes of inactive work (baking). Do we count the active time alone or the total time spent?

Now, as for shopping for ingredients, I go in, grab what I need, and head out. If I run into a friend, we chat and that will prolong my time spent. Do I count that or just the time actively used to hunt for and gather resources? Of course, I'd count the time it takes to drive there and back (10 minutes total roundtrip), as well as the time to put the shopping away (another 10?), but should I count the time spent chatting with that guy from my old job I ran into in the fish department?
Conclusion: Soylent is good for socially unfulfilled shut-ins.

>> No.12178929

>>12178638
>did brain force plus packed full of soy ever have this problem?

>> No.12178940
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>>12178226
wew

>> No.12178990

>>12177833
>(esp. women)
I bet he got so much pussy for shoving that in there..

>> No.12179000

>>12178230
>>12178186
How can a man's hands be so weak and limp?

>> No.12179011

>10 hours
Across an entire week it's not that much.

>> No.12179013

seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>> No.12179015

>>12178226
a hypocrite after my own fart

>> No.12179022

>>12177876
This, gtfo of here with that, everyone knows you need to make a fast food thread or the local retards get ansy and start throwing their shit everywhere.

>> No.12179068

>>12177833
>eating take out and soylent
>10 hours to cook a week
All that soy has destroyed his peanut brain

>> No.12179085

>>12177991
Very unhealthy.

>> No.12179098

>>12179022
>ansy
get off my board you brainless, unimportant fuck, and take your social media bullshit with you. what are you even saying? that we shouldn't have food threads on the food board? to reiterate, you're an idiot and you should leave.

>> No.12179103

>>12178940
Great comeback. What a fucking clown you are

>> No.12179105

>>12179013
It saves the the avg 10 hrs a week of cooking, cleaning, and getting groceries. Thus. I have decided to eat powdered food on weekdays, and real food on weekends. Though not soylent, because that shit is ridiculously overpriced. I eat "plennyshakes" for $11 per 3000 calories.

It is the cheapest alternative for full nutrition foods. I am trying to work a job 40 hrs per week, exercise 10+ hrs per week, and do medical research on my spare time.

>> No.12179170

>>12177876
>implying 4chan hasn't literally been reddit 2.0 since gamergate and before

>> No.12179227

>>12178186
>those bunion fucking wrists
jesus christ

>> No.12179231

>>12178329
>.t S E E T H I N G IN S O Y

>> No.12179330

>>12177833
If you don’t enjoy cooking and your time is valuable enough that you can afford to pay others to do it for you the that’s what you should do in a strictly rational sense.

>> No.12179335

>>12179013
To grow big ( . Y . )

>> No.12179343

>>12179105
What side effects does powder food have? (Like soy causing hormonal imbalance)

>> No.12179464

>>12178648
>To be feel?
'To be fair.' I've seen some people use it as 'to he frank' as well but not often and not for a while.

>> No.12179540

>>12179330
Said like that, his point is entirely valid. It's when he complains about muh evil social pressure and muh poor women cooking that he becomes a complete clown.

>FORCED to take on cooking LABOR
really faggot?

>> No.12179570

>>12177876
>I wonder how many Twitter threads are newfags trying to collect (You)s
All of them. Literally all of them.

>> No.12179757

>>12178186
WHATS GOING ON WITH HIS HAND

>> No.12179765

>im not even allowed to fucking enjoy eating anymore because it's getting in the way I should be slaving for porky
burn this twisted fucking clown world to the ground and start over please

>> No.12179783 [DELETED] 

>>12178627
Hey! You're probably new here: this sort of reasoning is unacceptable here on 4chan.

Dont worry, I'll help you out!

See, the young teenagers ("Thots", we'll call them so that they fit into our pre-existing stereotype group-think) are bad, and no matter how they respond, we must ALWAYS interpret it in the most negative way, thus making an easily foiled, always wrong scarecrow to further support our group-think views (see Social Justice Warriors, or "SJWs").
In this case, our 4chan 'culture' has flipped from being a relatively liberal and chaotic standing in years past to a hyper right-wing haven, whose main tenants include:
1. "Everyone's wrong but me",
2. "There's no middle ground",
3. "Liberals Bad, Conservatives Good",
4. "Women are Bad",
5. "I Just Want to Shoot People",
6. "Organized Religion is Bad Ass",
7. "Minorities Are Sub-Human",
8. "Cult of Personality"

The list goes on!

>> No.12179792

>>12179013
any time spent cooking or eating is time you SHOULD BE USING WORKING FOR YOUR BOSS
now GET BACK TO WORK

>> No.12179861

>>12179343
Soy hormonal imbalances are a meme. Scientific studies show effects at only the equivalent of 1 liter per day worth of soymilk or more causing imbalances. Plennyshakes aren't just soy but also use oat and other proteins.

>> No.12180123

>>12179783
You faggots are busy today.

>> No.12180143

>>12177833
Cooking unlike paid work can be easily combined with taking care of kids, which women will be doing a lot of the time any way.

>> No.12180159

>>12179765
>>12179792
Or he wants to do other things with his free time.

>>12179540
Yeah how dare someone acknowledge the social pressures people feel to do things what a dangerous maniac.

>> No.12180163

>>12177833
He's clearly trolling. Why give people like that your time?

sage

>> No.12180164

>>12179861
Soy goitrogenic effects are not a meme though, they need to mitigate it through increased iodine in soy formula and animal feed.

Removing anti-nutrients from soy protein is an active research field.