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12151018 No.12151018 [Reply] [Original]

Whens the last time you took your date to Taco Bell?

>> No.12151028

Damn leave a little fish taco for the rest of us big pimp daddy

>> No.12151095

>>12151018
What are those things? They're uglier and more worn down than brit slags. I thank god every day I have yellow fever.

>> No.12151107

>>12151095
You're welcome

>> No.12151108

>>12151095
those are candles stupid

>> No.12151116

>>12151108
damn this nugget got a wick-ed scents of humor :^)

>> No.12151117

>>12151095
if i had guess, maybe southern americans?

>> No.12151173

>>12151018
So is this a foursome thing or a double date?

>> No.12151311
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12151311

Hey Taco Bell promoter(s), how do I get to the Taco Bell forums?

I was reading the terms of use on your touchpad order screen inside a restaruant yesterday and it talkes about you all not being responsible for posts made on a Taco Bell forum, so I'm wondering, how do I post there? Can I post there from an in-restaurant touchscreen somehow?

inb4 there are no promoters here; there's no fucking way Yumcorp's child has had fanboys keeping natural Taco Bell threads on /ck/ eternally 24hrs everyday for the last 10 years. Someone in Irvine is getting paid for these threads.

>> No.12151321

>>12151117
Nah. Our Brit looking bitches reside in the Northeast.

>> No.12151322

>>12151018
>Taco Bell before prom
>Taco Bell before sex
This is literally the worst idea you could have.

>> No.12151330

>>12151018
We laugh at that guy, but after prom he was covered in sticky, smelly vaginal snot from head to toe.

>> No.12151355

>>12151330
>vaginal snot
I feel like you could have worded that better

>> No.12151361

>>12151355
guzzling beef grease will change ejaculate consistency in both sexes

>> No.12151402

>>12151018
January, unironically.

>>12151095
They are at least human-passing. Unlike british "women."

>> No.12151416

>>12151018
why come he gets three girls and I get no girls?

>> No.12151417

>>12151108
>>12151116
made my shit day better

>> No.12152663

>>12151018
2 days ago. She paid, absolutely perfect woman. If I had to deal with a n*rmie gf I'd kill people for fun

>> No.12152666

>>12151402
yeah, british "women" are basically ugly feral animals

>> No.12152874

>>12151018
People go on dates in 2019? Is it the 50s all over again?

>> No.12152924

>everyone thinks it's one dude with three bitches
>not three lesbians and a
Wait, what's the reverse of a fag hag?

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>>12151018
>date

>> No.12152948

>>12152663
She secretly resents and is ashamed of you for not paying and I know deep down you know that.

>> No.12152949

>>12151018
Haven’t had a real date for a year.. totally by choice tho. I just don’t want to go on a date.

>> No.12152956 [DELETED] 

>>12152924
Fag hag is a dated term. They are fruit flies.

>> No.12153011

If you have literally never ever eaten Taco Bell with your lady then you are an
>incel and you need to
>have sex

>> No.12153181
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>>12151095
Imagine the braps he gets to enjoy all night from that taco bell. Also bong women all look like either pigs or George Washington.

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12153190

I'm 25 and I've never been on a date

>> No.12153197

>>12153181
Based.
Our """""women""""" look like Benjamin Franklin.

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>>12153197
Pic for posterity.

>> No.12154167

>>12151018
ever seen demolition man?

>> No.12154189

>>12153190
haha same dude
except that time I went to some guys place and he got me drunk and fucked me
but I wouldnt call it a date