/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12137221]

You're having a dinner party to showcase your signature dish and this region says, "hey, mind if I have the recipe so I can put my regional spin on it and showcase it to the world? I'll credit you 100%." Wat do?

[Anonymous No.12137228]

"Sure, just make sure to mention that dipping the whole thing in cheese and serving it with a hotdog on the side was your idea."

[Anonymous No.12137242]

Hate us cuz they anus
Stay mad, kid

[Anonymous No.12137407]

Don't I'm from wisconsin. Cheesecurds and beer din't solve everything.

[Anonymous No.12137412]

>>12137228
If you're doing this outside of the flyover states just make sure to specify that "cheese" is flyover for "pasteurize-process cheese food", otherwise the recipe will come out totally wrong.

In flyover land if you use something that would be recognized as cheese by actual humans, that makes you a fucking faggot foreigner who hates America and literally has never even set foot here.

People in dumbfuckistan have been killed for far less, this is more important than it might look if you've only experienced that place from 35,000 feet up.

[Anonymous No.12137657]

The edamame crowd is SEETHING because we are the future.

[Anonymous No.12137663]

Tater tot hot dish

[Anonymous No.12137664]

>>12137407
Get out of my state faggot. You're too retarded to live here if you don't know how to find at least a good supper club around here.

[Anonymous No.12137707]

>>12137412
t. actual homosexual

[Anonymous No.12137709]

>>12137221
>You're having a dinner party

[Anonymous No.12137723]

>>12137407
Let me guess, some faggot from the Milwaukee area or thereabouts?

[Anonymous No.12137725]

>>12137412
The Soylent oozing from this post might short out your monitor.

[Anonymous No.12137734]

>>12137412
because, as everyone knows, the us coastal cities are known the world over for their legendary cheeses

[Anonymous No.12137750]

>>12137734
My corner bodega has a better cheese selection than dedicated cheesemongers in flyover land. It would be even better if flyover cheese corporations like Kraft didn’t lobby for banning most raw milk cheeses on a federal level to protect their plastic frankenfoods

[Anonymous No.12137763]

>>12137221
>regional spin
Mash it all into a casserole dish?

[Anonymous No.12137768]

>>12137750
sure thing vinnie

[Anonymous No.12137780]

>>12137768
whoa

[Anonymous No.12137788]

>>12137750
https://hoodline.com/2018/10/for-the-love-of-cheese-america-s-45-favorite-cheese-shops

Which one of these is your bodega?

[Anonymous No.12137801]

>>12137725
Strong self-reliant onion man detected. Did you order a new monitor yet, having shot the old one under «stand yer ground » statutes?

[Anonymous No.12137813]

>>12137801
I bet you dip your edamame in Kikkoman.

[Anonymous No.12137815]

>>12137768
you deserve to be shot for putting cheese wiz on a cheese steak

[Anonymous No.12137820]

>>12137813
I don’t really order that a lot. Also it comes with sea salt as a general rule

[Anonymous No.12137855]

>>12137412
Based.

[Anonymous No.12137859]

>>12137657
>chicago and detroit are the future
lmao

[Anonymous No.12137869]

>>12137412
Wisconsin is in the Midwest. The fuck?

[Anonymous No.12137878]

>>12137869
what else would it be?

[Anonymous No.12137891]

>>12137859
Having some of the largest freshwater lakes in the world is going to be pretty based when the west is burnt to a crisp and the east is part of the Atlantic ocean.

[Anonymous No.12137893]

>>12137878
>what else would it be?
not even considered just like Vermont, nobody cares

[Anonymous No.12137919]

>>12137891
good luck with any of it being usable after another couple decades of chemical dumps

[Anonymous No.12138033]

>>12137919
How are you posting from the 1970s?

[Anonymous No.12138059]

>>12137221
Minnesota, wisconsin, and michigan are all trustworthy

[Anonymous No.12138075]

>>12137891
>east coast will sink
Ah so you do admit of being jealous of becoming a coastie. Not in your lifetime.

[Anonymous No.12138077]

Indiana here. Don’t steal my baby rabbit risotto recipe pls.

[Anonymous No.12138081]

>>12137242
>implying best coast doesnt just think of flyovers as endless cornfields

[Anonymous No.12138093]

>>12137412
Kraft cheese and generic Walmart cheese is across the nation, a lot of people use it in your magic coastal areas.
Your obsession with this is really really fucking annoying and you refuse to believe real cheese exists here for some fucking reason when all the cheese brands you by in store are imported from Europe or made in the Midwest. die from aids in your magic faggotland you love so much.

[Anonymous No.12138094]

I live in Missouri, so my signature dish is already regional. Kinda hard to fuck up pasta in meat sauce.

[Anonymous No.12138098]

>>12137815
You’ve never been to philly. Ever. This is what philly cheese steaks are made of dude. Real philly cheese steaks are cheese whiz.

[Anonymous No.12138107]

>>12137657
guess i'm moving to new mexico

[Anonymous No.12138114]

>>12138075
It's already happening. Good riddance, imho.

[Anonymous No.12138119]

>>12138098
Real Philly "cheese" steaks are trash though. Provolone or Swiss is always better.

[Anonymous No.12138125]

>>12138098
I'm not that guy, but every place I've been to in Philly either gives you a choice or uses provolone by default....didn't matter if it was a tourist trap shithole like Pat's or Geno's, or if it was a local hole-in-the-wall. (I asked locals for their suggestions after finding out just how bad Pats/Geno's are)

Whiz didn't even exist when the cheesesteak was invented.

[Anonymous No.12138142]

>>12138098
NO THE FUCK THEY ARE NOT!!! cheese wiz is a recent thing, it was always white American(not that kraft BS either) or provolone depending where you were. Some greasy NY immigrant came over and started sell cheap knockoff street vendor cheese steaks with wiz like a proper cheap fukin slimeball and tourists started buying then not knowing better and all the sudden moogs like you start thinking thats how its supposed to be

[Anonymous No.12138143]

>>12137221

[Anonymous No.12138145]

>>12138098
No theyre not

[Anonymous No.12138148]

>>12137663
>hot dish
Minnesotans are so fucking retarded holy shit. The whole country makes that type of casserole, but the difference is we're not a bunch of hinga dinga bork bork bork Swedish incompetents with dumbfuck accents and goofy ways of speaking, so we don't call them a Britain-tier babby talk name like "hot dish."

[Anonymous No.12138154]

>>12138148
You seem upset at our superiority

[Anonymous No.12138157]

>>12138154
go drown in a lake, negro

[Anonymous No.12138159]

>>12138148
Why do you think we Swedes, Danes, and Norwegians kicked those fags out? You'll never find a "hot dish" in Scandanavia.

[Anonymous No.12138167]

>>12138159
Just rotten fish paste and shit-porridge.

[Anonymous No.12138176]

>>12138157
>implying minnesotans dont know how to swim by the age of 3
Try again lakelet

[Anonymous No.12138238]

>>12137657
>One mildly important city
>Rest of the major business there is agriculture which just got fucking BTFO by flooding
>Even with the benefits in the new trade deal with Canada, Canadian beef will now be cheaper to import and stock on shelves than American beef which is projected to double in price
>Under international trade law the United States can't tax these foreign products to be more expensive or even equal in price to US products because the rate has to remain the same
>This doesn't even matter to a lot of flyovers because their areas are generally so poor that the closest thing to a grocery store in the vicinity is a Dollar Tree
>Major auto manufacturers continue to move away from the Midwest in the meantime

If by "the future" you mean "dystopian hellscape," then yes.

[Anonymous No.12138286]

>>12138238
Yes that all may be true but it’s a ripe field for REITs to swoop in and acquire vast amounts of housing stock to make flyovers pay shareholders rent for the rest of their short, meth-addled lives. Flyover land is like a third world country minus the malaria, highly recommended if you invest wisely due to the predictable poverty spending patterns

[Anonymous No.12138290]

>>12137664
Are supper clubs really a thing up north? My dad said he would go to one with his friends family back in the 60s. They sound cozy but also kinda kitschy.

[Anonymous No.12138304]

>>12137221
>sure here's some frozen lutefisk and a slab of butter

[Anonymous No.12138338]

>>12138286
Yeah but the chinks have enough of a hard time building cardboard cutout apartments in West Africa
If you try doing that in the midwest, the federal regulations and whatever state regulations they actually enforce will make it more money than its worth

The Midwest's only chance at salvation now is outright colonization

[Anonymous No.12138413]

>>12138238
Actually rural counties outside of the south are becoming wealthier as the poor people move to cities for the gubmint gimmies. This increasingly leaves only the "poor" farmers, who claim poverty 9 months out of the year until the harvest comes in and the cattle and hogs are ready for slaughter and suddenly their 500,000 in debt turns into 300,000 in profit. This gets rolled into new equipment and land they didn't need in the first place and buy on credit just to have the debt on the books. It's big city jewing of the IRS on the farm.

[Anonymous No.12138440]

>>12138413
That may be so, but there is a material difference between "wealthier" and "wealthy" and that difference will account for the Midwest going forward. Likewise, there isn't an influx of capital or business hitting the area, so it being "the future" will probably remain relegated to fiction like Deus Ex.

[Anonymous No.12138606]

>>12138338
No need to build though, there was a shit ton of housing built during the subprime bubble, not to mention the vast tracts of residential stock that was already there before all the DR Hortons took advantage of a short lived opportunity in the 2000s and expanded it even more

Just buy up a few neighborhoods, slap in a truckload of cheap Chinese refrigerators, new coats of paint, and you’re good to go. What would you rather rent if you were flyover: an unpainted house or a painted one?

[Anonymous No.12138635]

>>12138290
They are both. Nice and comfy, get a prime rib, brandy old fashioned, enjoy the scenery, and come back home with a doggy bag.

[Anonymous No.12138643]

>>12137412
Dumbfuckistan is Canada. Get your references right

[Anonymous No.12138652]

>>12138098
based. Too bad local malls are dying, I could go for a steak escape with extra cheez wiz and malt vinegar fries.

[Anonymous No.12138664]

>>12138148
>casserole

Your just mad you talk like a faggy Frenchman and they don't.

[Anonymous No.12138676]

>>12137663
Saw this thread with a yurofag friend of mine.
He asked what's up with their food, I said it's all ground beef, tots, chjese and cream of ____.
He calls bullshit. We google this.
Ty for the vindication

[Anonymous No.12138693]

>>12138664
Variations on the word "casserole" exist in Spanish, German, and even Slav

[Anonymous No.12138696]

>>12138098
You couldn't be more wrong you tourist fuck.

[Anonymous No.12138701]

>>12138693
And they all sound like Frenchy faggots when they say it. Whats your point?

[Anonymous No.12138706]

>>12138696
They use both. They're both good.

[Anonymous No.12138712]

>>12138701
imagine being this insecure about a household name

[Anonymous No.12138715]

>>12138701
Sounds better than “hot dish”

[Anonymous No.12138736]

>>12138706
>>They use both
Both are used in the city of philadelphia. To imply that locals actually partake regularly of the wiz variety is a bold assumption.

>>They're both good.
You're entitled to your shit taste.

Nothing you've said here is outright wrong though. My objection to the original post was the outright wrongness that wiz is the "real" philly cheesesteak. Because it fucking isn't.

[Anonymous No.12138737]

>>12138712
Imagine being so upset about my comment that you have to whip out the first weak insult you can come up with.

>>12138715
No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.12138738]

>Billy Bob from fucking Minnesota thinks "casserole" sounds French
LMAO

[Anonymous No.12138747]

>>12138736
They're both authentically from Philly. They're both good. You have to be a complete faggot to actually have a hard personal conviction about this trite topic.

There you go, three more hot facts straight off the griddle.

[Anonymous No.12138754]

>>12138701
Show us where in the red colored shapes you're located so we can laugh

[Anonymous No.12138758]

>>12138737
Have you not heard the term casserole before? It's synonymous with middle america, suzie homemaker, weeknight meal trashiness. Why are you so butthurt? How could you not have heard this ubiquitous term, let alone be triggered to go on a tirade about it?

[Anonymous No.12138760]

>>12138747
You have to be a complete faggot to post on this site to begin with dude, read the rules.

[Anonymous No.12138766]

>>12138754
We clearly already established he’s a buttmad Minnesotan. Try to keep up m

[Anonymous No.12138794]

>>12138758
Yeah, of course I've heard it before you clown. Hot dish is the superior American term for a French word, deal with it.

I suppose you trannys use garage instead of car hole too...

[Anonymous No.12140104]

>>12137221
Of that map, only North Dakota and South Dakota are based. Perhaps also Nebraska, maybe. Other than that, the rest is filled with niggers or will be filled with niggers in the next ten to twenty years. Too bad based Idaho isn't there. Those are the last holdouts against nogs that don't suck.

[Anonymous No.12140173]

>>12140104
lol

[Anonymous No.12140540]

>>12140104
true about dakotas
boise is full of refugees.

[Anonymous No.12140609]

>>12140540
>boise is full of refugees.
What? I was planning on moving there. How bad is the damage from, say, 5 years ago?

What about Northern Idaho? Fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.12140615]

Missouri is the south

[Anonymous No.12140620]

>>12140540
Which Dakota is best Dakota and why? I know SD has more Prairie Niggers, but the western half is fun as shit to drive around and explore. Meanwhile, the only areas I liked in ND (and the fact that western ND is polluted by fracking) is Fargo. West Fargo was based; every building and road looked clean and freshly built. I've heard great things about Grand Forks too, but never been to it. Fuck I hate how niggers, liberals, and Jews all ruin nice places by turning them into Baltimores, Detroits, and San Franciscos.

[Anonymous No.12140636]

>>12137228
>and serving it with a hotdog
This isn't coastie land, we eat brats or polish sausage

[Anonymous No.12140644]

>>12140609
Downtown is nice but the edges of Boise are pretty shitty.
Northern is pretty good still.

[Anonymous No.12140682]

>>12138738
>early 18th century: from French, diminutive of casse ‘spoon-like container’, from Old Provençal casa, from late Latin cattia ‘ladle, pan’, from Greek kuathion, diminutive of kuathos ‘cup’.
It is French, dumbass.

>Billy Bobs north of Mason-Dixon line
It's impressive how stupid you got trying to call someone else dumb.

[Anonymous No.12140744]

>>12140620
First of all South Dakota doesn't have an income tax at all and 90% of the Indians are on reservations and you won't see them unless you go looking for them.
South Dakota only has two big towns, Rapid City in the west and Sioux Falls in the east.
They are both pretty good.
But it depends on what kind of work you want to do.
More Tech and Finance in Sioux Falls.
Rapid City is Retail and Tourism.

I think ND's income tax rate is 7ish%
Fargo is pretty good but is over run with hipsters.
Grand Forks is American Canada. It's kinda nice but things are weird at the same time. The Air-force has a base there too so that bring it's of riff raff. Lots of Baby mama drama and infidelity in that town. Western ND has a woman shortage, as you would expect in a oil patch. I don't know if you are single or not or if any of that matters. Bismarck is pretty nice but expensive compared to the further east parts of the state.

Let me know if you have other questions.

[Anonymous No.12140793]

People only go to Michigan if they intend to go to Michigan and we like it that way

[Anonymous No.12140802]

>>12140744
Those are pretty much my only questions, really. I have been all around both but not in a few years. Opinion on Pierre? Thanks. And would you rather live in SD or ND if you had to choose? Also, rank the 3 best cities or towns in each, in your opinion? I'll be back on tomorrow. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.12140843]

>>12140682
t. Cletus

[Anonymous No.12140875]

>>12140843
>Retard don't know when he's just proving himself more of a moron

[Anonymous No.12140959]

>>12140802
Pierre is pretty small. I'm not sure they Have any commercial airlines.
Working for state government is the majority of jobs out there. I've lived in both, SD is superior from a financial standpoint. But the other stuff depends on what you want to do for work and what you want to do in your past time.

Nicest towns in ND, Bismark, Grand Forks, Fargo. I would probably live in West Fargo if I had to live in ND.

Nicest towns in SD, Rapid City, Sioux Falls, Brookings.


Between those three I'd choose Sioux Falls for the single reason that it is within 3 hours of Omaha, Fargo and Minneapolis for weekend trips or cheaper air-fare to further destinations
Flight's out of Sioux Falls are pretty cheap already.
Within 2hrs I can be at Lake Oahe on the Missouri River fishing or out east in Okoboji, IA partying it up on the lake with bikini babes.
Within 4hrs you can be in the Black Hills or the Badlands if you go west. Or the Mississippi River if you head east.
Brookings is a pretty standard college town.
Other than that manufacturing and agriculture are the main industries.

[Anonymous No.12140966]

>>12140959
Rapid City is nice but isolated.
It's great if you are a hiker or a winter sports person.

5hrs from Denver though.

[Anonymous No.12140995]

>>12137221
I'm a Texan, my signature dish is bacon and asparagus wrapped pork tenderloin, first baked then cut into medallions to finish on the grill. Do your worst with it, Midwest.

[Anonymous No.12141320]

>>12138098
this is what tourists actually think
kek, never thought id see someone say this unironically before

[Anonymous No.12141338]

>>12137412
>cheese" is flyover for "pasteurize-process cheese food"

... where do you think all the dairy farms are, exactly?

[Anonymous No.12141537]

>>12141338
I think he buys the "California dairy" ads.

[Anonymous No.12141734]

I live in Indianapolis and am happy with the variety of restaurants available. Sure there's only a handful of trendy asian places, but there are plenty of good steakhouses and new american style places as well as cheap breakfast options. Nothing like a chicken fried steak, 3 eggs, hashbrowns, a pair of flapjacks, fruit, and a pint of coffee before getting out to the project site.