/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12132417]

Okay so here’s the predicament. I live in a house of fatasses (I’m not I swear) and every time we buy groceries, they all get eaten in the first few days. What should I buy that no one else will eat? Pic unrelated, unless you suggest eating bearded dragons.

[Anonymous No.12132419]

>>12132417
Start buying your own groceries, and tell the fat fucks to keep their greasy, disgusting paws to themselves

[Anonymous No.12132421]

>>12132417
Bearded dragons.

[Anonymous No.12132425]

>>12132417
Vegetables and lentils.

[Anonymous No.12132644]

>>12132417
A gun

[Anonymous No.12132648]

>>12132421
This.

[Anonymous No.12132654]

>>12132417
Vegetables.
Anything remotely healthy.
Anything that requires effort to put on a plate. So if you're going to do desserts, get that shit in its raw form. No fatass is eating flour out of the packet.

At least, I fucking hope not.

[Anonymous No.12132724]

>>12132417
Even though it's been 2 hours and you've most likely fucked off but some one here might just larp as OP since he's a faggot and abandoned thread before it has sunk but why are you living with fat cunts?

[Anonymous No.12132731]

>>12132724
My wife and children have no self control, basically. It's not a very interesting story.

[Anonymous No.12132740]

>>12132731
I am very interested in your fat wife and children.
Please continue.

[Anonymous No.12132749]

>>12132740
Uh, there's nothing to add really. My wife was pleasantly plump when we married but got fat after she had our daughter, and both my daughter and son seem incapable of ever being a normal weight. I love all three, but this is an annoying trait. That's all.

[Anonymous No.12132758]

Make them browse /fit/

[Anonymous No.12132764]

>>12132749
That's the problem, everyone thinks they look good when they're Thicc (fat) but don't realise that it's a fast decline from there.
No one is incapable of being a normal weight, stop feeding the cunts so much.

>>12132758
So they develop homosexual urges?

[Anonymous No.12132776]

>>12132749
>>12132731
>>12132417
>I live in a house of fatasses
>Turns out it’s his family
That’s hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12132792]

>>12132417
Try liverwurst (not pre-sliced).

[Anonymous No.12132813]

>>12132417
Canned veg if you want food to last a while, liver pate because fatties hate what they think is organ meaty flavour and water biscuits or rye crackers.
Any cheese that looks mouldy will prevent them trying it, but you run the risk of them tossing it from fat person autism.

[Anonymous No.12132822]

>>12132417
cabbage and carrots.
you wouldn't believe how easy it is to cook these bros into el delicioso with just less than 3 seasoning.

and everyone knows fatasses don't cook.

[Anonymous No.12132838]

No starchy carbs. No crisps, liquid calories even in fruit juice form, no breads unless its 100% whole wheat grain on the ingredients list, no potatoes or fries mate.
Meat, veg and such stuff the way its meant to be.

[Anonymous No.12132840]

How about you put those kids on a diet

[Anonymous No.12132877]

>>12132749
>his fucking kids are fat
it's your job as a parent to prevent them from being obese. if they're fat, it's directly your fault.

[Anonymous No.12132919]

spicy food and snack foods packaged in obscure bizzare packaging from foreign countries

also recommend no easy-eats and if they complain about not having snacks -exclusively- supply them with yogurt, baby carrots, corn chips and salsa, and normal pretzels/utz pub mix (satan's gardettos)

[Anonymous No.12132928]

>>12132749
MUH GENETICS

[Anonymous No.12133021]

>>12132928
He wasn’t saying anything about genetics you literal retard. He was talking about his kids having no self control.

[Anonymous No.12133030]

>>12132654

Literally just this.

No fatso is cooking up a bunch of broc for an easy treat.

[Anonymous No.12133073]

>>12133021
>annoying trait

[Anonymous No.12133074]

>>12132417
Get your own fridge with a lock on it. Otherwise, vegetables.

[Anonymous No.12133083]

How old are your kids? It might not be too late

[Anonymous No.12133119]

>>12132417
Are you tolerant on spice? If yes, try making food so unbearably spicy that they won't touch it. You can't binge on super spicy or flavor intense shit, that's why lardasses only eat bland stuff like pizza with ranch

[Anonymous No.12133169]

>>12132417
>>12132731
>>12132749
>no self control
Their temptation to eat everything won't be anywhere near as strong if it isn't readily available to shove down their throats on a whim.
With that in mind, buy less food requiring little/no preparation to eat, like snacks or ready meals. Replace them with raw ingredients, and start cooking more meals from scratch: in the unlikely event that they start snacking on raw bell peppers and canned tomatoes, it'll still be a marked improvement for their diet.
I also recommend buying fewer things high in carbs, sugar, HFCS, etc: that means fewer and smaller servings of candies/desserts, and as little soda or ice cream as you can get away with without having a stampede of hysterical hamplanets out for your blood.

[Anonymous No.12134289]

>>12132749
You're a shitty fucking parent.

[Anonymous No.12134320]

you should take matters into your own hands unless you like them fat. how often do you guys eat fast food? and when you do buy grocery, i hope you dont load up on pop tarts and frozen taquitos and shit, just get a bunch of fruits and veg.

[Anonymous No.12134337]

>>12132417
buy chicken liver and hearts. feed the raw leftovers to your beardies

[Anonymous No.12134415]

>>12133073
Seriously? Fucking hell. This board.

[Anonymous No.12134626]

Buy exclusively carrots and watch them cry.

[Anonymous No.12134635]

>>12134289
I would imagine it's hard or even impossible to regulate your children on a point your wife disagrees with.

[Anonymous No.12134656]

>>12134635
You shouldn't get married to someone who doesn't care that her children are unhealthy, unhappy and ostracized from their peers at a young age. She "disagrees" on the point that her kids should not get fat? Fuck her.
She's a shitty wife, he's a shitty husband, and they're both shitty parents making more shitty children growing up into fat, shitty adults.

[Anonymous No.12134665]

>>12132417
>house
is there a garage? if so grab a cheap/free fridge of craigslist and put a lock on it for your shit

[Anonymous No.12134675]

>>12133073
y'know trait can refer to other things than genetics right?

[Anonymous No.12134694]

>>12132749
>Wife fat
>Children fat
>OP tries roundabout ways to stopping them from eating

I bet the wife wears the pants in that family. But you question has already been answered >>12132654, get basic ingredients where they have to make their own food and they won't touch it. Though your wife will likely tell you to make her food and you would do it.

[Anonymous No.12134710]

>>12132749
I hope this is LARPing bait. If not, youre a terrible husband and a terrible father. You shouldn’t let your family adopt such ungodly unhealthy lifestyles

[Anonymous No.12134762]

>>12134710
It was LARPing bait actually. OP here. I don’t have any kids, or a wife. I live with two roommates that actually aren’t even obese, they just eat really fast. I was just looking for some entertaining replies about what I could buy that would last, and I wake up to this shit-show. You never cease to amaze me, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.12135089]

>>12134762
Eat vegetables and organ meats, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12136777]

>>12132731
>>12134762
Somebody explain. One of these people are lying, but neither lie makes sense.

[Anonymous No.12136800]

>>12132919
utz pub mix is damn easy to snack on what are you talking about

[Eldritch Nigger No.12136904]

>>12132417
Do you live in a state home, by chance?

[Anonymous No.12136909]

>>12136777
He has a kid and wife but said "haha i was just troling" because everyone told him his life was a joke