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What's the most fart inducing food?

>> No.12129589

>>12129581
If you're the average American, anything with a decent amount of fiber.

>> No.12129599

the pic would be better if it didnt have the boomer-tier humor

>> No.12129605

>>12129581
sunflower seed caesar salads

>> No.12129638

>>12129581
honestly when i funnel 5 tablespoons of chocolate nesquik into 2 pints of milk (straight into the bottle) then down it i get farts like absolutely nothing else

>> No.12129648

beer and pretzels
if i told you how many farts i will make in the next 12 hours of consuming these, you would not believe me so i wont even bother

>> No.12130232

>>12129581
fried nigger

>> No.12130392

>>12129581
sugar free candy or gum makes your rectum go full fukushima

>> No.12130410

>>12129581
Eggs/chorizo burrito

>> No.12130521

>>12129581
Lentils / beans / peas / onions / garlic

>> No.12130560

garlic bagel with hummus

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>>12129581
This with a glass of milk.

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>>12129581
Literally, all Indian food.

>> No.12130753

>>12129581
Vinegar doesn't necessarily make you fart, but it gives you some of the most putrid, foul scents to ever leave human bowels

>> No.12130757

Coffee on an empty stomach makes my gas smell like it came straight from the opening of hell, nothing else is even close.

>> No.12130971

>>12129581
Vegan food.
Every time

>> No.12130994

meatballs

>> No.12131037

>>12129581
I thought the beans was a meme but it's really consistent. A day after eating something with beans I'm leaking gas for hours. I started buying 15 bean soup and making it by the directions on the back with a can of tomatoes and lemon juice, makes a big bean soup, I fart for a few days. It's great.
it doesn't seem to matter if I wash them or soak them or quick soak, if they have skins or not

>> No.12131056

Egg drop soup with lentil. Just have a roll of TP handy everywhere you go for a while.

>> No.12131107

i once ate an under baked clove of garlic.
I have never had farts so rancid in my life, room clearing type of shit

>> No.12131123

Protein powder and beer. It was my goal to get people to gag in the elevator on Monday mornings.

>> No.12131250

>>12129581
Cajun food makes pure concentrated evil come out of my butt hole.

>> No.12131327

>>12129581
Leafy greens

>> No.12131391
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12131391

You will literally fart mustard gas

>> No.12132160

For me it’s lentils. Those little fuckers give me the best gas of all time I’m brappin all over the place and it feels great

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>>12130392
I member

>> No.12132401

>>12130726
>>12131037
>>12131056
>>12132160
these niggas eating beans

>> No.12132454

I ate a packet of dried sulphur treated apricots once. I am not sure if that was the most gas I have ever had but it was the smelliest for sure. I was farting along in my room for a few hours, then went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and then went back into my room. Holy shit it was like walking into a solid wall of stench, it was unbelievable. I had never experienced anything like that before and I have never since.

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Beans and Jerusalem artichokes

>> No.12132550

>>12131391
Any other answer is incorrect, although we get into semantics whether this classifies as food or not.
Regardless, nothing comes close to protein farts.

>> No.12132581

one of my friends once became a one man holocaust after having street vendor turkey

>> No.12132590

>>12130736
Why are indians so obsessed with serving their food in metal trays?

>> No.12132596

>>12132461
>IRA attack
Lmao
Also true

>> No.12132636

>>12132590
Easy to clean in large batches without much care or attention and they last forever

>> No.12132816

>>12132636
I kinda like those things

>> No.12133123

>>12132550
This brand specifically around 2010, I don’t if the formula is the same which I’m assuming it isn’t but I had to stop taking this stuff, my farts were so vile Even I couldn’t handle the smell

>> No.12133145

Dairy if you're lactose intolerant.
Tuna sandwich made of canned tuna, boiled egg, pickle, mayo, and white bread.

>> No.12133159

>>12129599
but crop dusting is funny

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>>12132160

>> No.12133178

>>12129589
Lots of fiber causes flatulence in everyone, ya obsessed mongoloid.
If it doesn't for you, see a doctor, because you are missing vital gut flora.

>> No.12133197

>>12133170
Kek, based reddit incels.

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>>12131391
Honestly thought I was dying the first time I had a protein shake, I was farting so damn much and every single one no matter how big or small felt wet, heavy and the smell just stuck around for ages. And the smell holy fuck the smell, reminds me of a public toilet in the woods that hasn't been cleared in years and there is just a mountain of shit just stewing in there. Never ever again

>> No.12133879

>>12129581
I had a tuna sandwich with hard boiled eggs yesterday, and Im still having egg farts.

>> No.12133919

>>12129581
Sugarless candy. No joke.

Sugar alcohols are a high order explosive.

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>>12130392
Oh boy, one time I ate an entire package of these bad boys. Never in my life have I experienced such pain.

>> No.12134091

>>12129581
Seems to be sauerkraut for me. Home fermented, not the supermarket shit.

>> No.12134189

>>12131250
Same. I was on a family road trip once and they had to pull off the highway so they could get out of the car to escape it.

>> No.12134213

I love to fart. I really love it. I cup my hand over my butt and I savor the smell.

>> No.12134651

For me it would be raw onions, tons of sourkraut, a dark beer preferably Dunkel or bock and some delicious sausage. Farts so putrid they stayed in the seat cushion till someone else sat down

>> No.12134829
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These fuckers. Those Haribo gummy bears are a joke compared to Fiber One Bars.

>> No.12134871

>>12134213
Everyone does that occasionally. I've always found it strange that even my own most rancid farts don't bother me but another persons mild smelling farts make me gag. Is that abnormal?

>> No.12134872

>>12129581
kimchi. kimchi, rice vinegar, and a bunch of slowcooked black beans in sauce.

I make my roommate 'have to go study in the lounge' with my rips

>> No.12134874

>>12134871
It's normal.

>> No.12135003

>>12129581
Kidney beans unfortunately. They are delicious but not great on the auld butthole

>> No.12135029

>>12133170
Anyone got a link to the thread?

Asking for a friend

>> No.12135071

>>12130410
>>12130521
>>12130757
These and sea salt and black pepper potato chips turn me into a gas chamber

>> No.12135084

>>12134829
These are unlabeled laxatives and people that eat them are fucking insane.

>> No.12135112

>>12135084
I ate these in college because I had such a terrible diet and didn't drink much water and got horribly constipated all the time. Tasted fine but one of them makes you think your colon will rupture just from being so bloated. Nonstop, uncontrollable gas for hours. Better not be going anywhere anytime soon if you eat one of these.

>> No.12135261

Raw cucumbers.
I sometimes forget and eat a salad with a couple of cuke slices.
Later that night, my bathroom sounds like Satan's Bullfrog battling an Atomic Tuba.

>> No.12135267

>>12129581

Just be a man and inflate a balloon then push the air up your ass

>> No.12135285

Believe it or not I know a girl who cams and she has a brap client.

The answer is roasted chickpeas

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12135306

>have extreme female fart fetish
>know that all farts described in this thread are from males
>die a little inside

>> No.12135581

Beer

>> No.12135588

Why do we have this thread every week?

>> No.12135605

>>12135306
I’m gay if it makes any difference

>> No.12136074

>>12130392
This. I ate a whole bag of sugar free M&Ms and I was farting uncontrollably

>> No.12136085

>>12132590
you can abuse the fuck out of them and they're cheap and last forever

>> No.12136087

>>12135588
Maybe you should ask (your doctor) why you fart less frequently than that.

>> No.12136113

>>12135029
/r/incels was banned so I don't think so

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>>12129581
This fucking crappy hot shit pizza place
I swear man not only does it give you a fuck ton of gas it smells awful every single time

>> No.12137133

>>12137013
well, you're eating plastic and cardboard, what did you expect

>> No.12137135

>>12136085
This also applies to the trays.

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>>12133170
Bess "Big Italian Words" Kalb

>> No.12137146

>>12131037
>15 bean soup
I didn’t even know that many kinds of beans existed

>> No.12137881

>>12137135
indian subcontinent btfo eternally

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>>12129581

>> No.12138183

>>12135267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZFIYaoWiY

>> No.12138439

>>12134829
Is it weird that these don't give me gas? I think fat burritos are the only food item that really does it. I eat a good amount of vegetable and even binge eat several pounds of berries without exploding

>> No.12138554

>>12134213
I see you are a man of taste and distinction as well.

>> No.12138577

Any food I eat. My name is Big Mike and I have a problem.

>> No.12138818

>>12130521
Lentils are the worst for gas. They turn me into a fart machine.

>> No.12138829
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These give me the most rancid braps

>> No.12138956

>>12138183
what in the world

>> No.12139009

pork rinds, anything with maltitol if consumed in great quantities, cabbage

>> No.12139049

This thread is disgusting and you should all feel ashamed.

>> No.12139059

Dried apricots gave me insane gas and hershey squirts
Same when I roasted a head of garlic

>> No.12140306

>>12129581
brussels

>> No.12140703

>>12129648
How many? Also, are you female?

>> No.12140952

>>12140703

You're this guy >>12135306 aren't you?

>> No.12140967

>>12133170
thread name?

>> No.12141670

>>12129581
I have IBS, so almost everything.

>> No.12141688

Beans that are about to go off and a night of binge drinking or jail rations.

>> No.12143096

>>12138818
I can second this. Apparently I haven't been changing out the water enough to prevent farts during the soaking phase.

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>>12137013
>gas you say?

>> No.12143282

>>12129581
Frozen fries on cheap oil.

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