/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12112269]

Don't eat pork

[Anonymous No.12112272]

based kike

[Anonymous No.12112273]

>hate pork
>love carnitas tacos
What's wrong with me?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

[Anonymous No.12112277]

There have been a few advances in biological sciences since these rules were formulated.

[Anonymous No.12112281]

>>12112269
This is a muslim free zone

[Anonymous No.12112282]

>>12112269
this must be why orthodox jews and muslims live so much longer than everyone else on average

oh wait, they don't

[Anonymous No.12112286]

>>12112282
It probably also has something to do with the inbreeding

[Anonymous No.12112287]

>>12112269
Am I also allowed to stone my wife to death for cheating?

[Anonymous No.12112451]

>>12112286
>Canadians are more inbred than Americans

Ha

[Anonymous No.12112598]

>Tfw intact cock
>Tfw no born a feeble jew or a weak and emasculated goyim cattle
I always make sure my food isn’t non kosher.

[Anonymous No.12112613]

>no crab
literally die please

[Anonymous No.12113015]

i thought chickens will eat anything

[Anonymous No.12113051]

great, let's have a cheeseburger sometime, Rabbi

[Anonymous No.12113316]

>>12112269
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

[Anonymous No.12113385]

>>12112277
Doesn't negate the basic logic of "that animal eats rotten flesh and other disgusting things, so I won't eat it"
Like how you don't eat worms

[Anonymous No.12113414]

>goats are clean food
You can literally feed those fuckers plastic bags and they'll happily munch on it.

[Anonymous No.12113426]

>>12113385
Modern pork is a safer meat than chicken.

[Anonymous No.12113521]

Don't ducks eat the same thing as chickens? Why are ducks not ok?

[Anonymous No.12113530]

>>12113385
Yeah but worms don’t taste good.

[Anonymous No.12113550]

>>12112269
Wouldn't all fish be digesting the shit of other fish and water dwelling animals? Further more, goats eat literally anything.

[Anonymous No.12113551]

>>12113521
>Ducks eat a variety of food sources such as grasses, aquatic plants, fish, insects, small amphibians, worms, and small molluscs.
Probably because they eat stuff that isn't kosher.

[Anonymous No.12113558]

>>12113550
You're trying to apply modern logic to 3300 year old rules written by people who said their god also told them to wipe out a people who were conveniently on some really good land to take over.

[Anonymous No.12113561]

>>12112269
>no duck
>no goose
>no rabbit
>no pork
>no seafood
>no eels
>NO FUCKING SNAILS
I'd end it on the spot<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x274C;</div>

[Anonymous No.12113564]

>>12113550
>Wouldn't all fish be digesting the shit of other fish and water dwelling animals?
Not ALL fish, but a lot of them, yeah.

>> Further more, goats eat literally anything.
I also got a hearty laugh from their assertion that chickens are vegetarian.

[Anonymous No.12113655]

>>12113426
That may very well be true. I follow the concept OP posted but not religiously or extremely strictly. Just as a general guideline, don't eat disgusting creatures.
>>12113530
A whole lot of people think they do.

[Anonymous No.12113673]

>>12113564
>I also got a hearty laugh from their assertion that chickens are vegetarian.
It was saying that animals with split hooves and that chew cud are vegetarian, like cattle and deer. Read more carefully.

[Anonymous No.12113700]

>>12113414
Well they were clean until humans trashed out the planet in the last hundred years or so and animals started eating the trash, drinking toxic runoff water, and swimming in our constant oil spills that never actually get cleaned up. Plastic is a new poisonous when ingested substance that hasn't existed for most of history. It's an anomaly, not how things are supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.12113758]

>>12112269
it's true, also eating rabbit can lead to starvation if you're not careful

[Anonymous No.12113837]

>>12112269
>being too weak to handle some foods
Pretty gay bro

[Anonymous No.12113871]

>>12113758
Right, but that's because there's basically no fat on them, so it's really if you're only eating rabbit that it's dangerous, because you're getting no calories and burning your micronutrient supply to digest it.

[Anonymous No.12114107]

>>12112269
But Mark 7, verse 15, states
>"There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man." (KJV)
How can the Old Testament hold sway over the New?

[Anonymous No.12114113]

don't eat pork
not even with a fork

[Anonymous No.12114174]

>>12113758
>>12113871
That's only if you eat it as basically your only meal for extended periods of time. Having rabbit every once in a while, or having it with other foods as well, pretty much negates the problem.

[Anonymous No.12114243]

>>12114174
it's not even "basically" your only meal. It has to be the ONLY thing you eat. Literally. If you so much as use cooking oil then the problem is resolved.

[Anonymous No.12115684]

>>12112269
I always get headaches if I eat much pork. Anyone knows why?

[Anonymous No.12115709]

>>12115684
You're a muslim

[Anonymous No.12115868]

>>12114243
>>12114174
>>12113871

no that's not true, eating rabbit disables the ability of your body to digest and convert food to energy

[Anonymous No.12117354]

Anyone has any guesses as to why the back half of the cow isn't kosher?

[Anonymous No.12117405]

>>12112269
No problem. I only eat beef and drink water

[Anonymous No.12117413]

Why was god so autistic about what people ate, bros?

[Anonymous No.12117575]

Has anyone here had a purr of prey?

[Anonymous No.12117599]

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>12117413
because god is a faggot

[Anonymous No.12117640]

>>12113561
do you really eat that many snails?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F361;</div>

[Anonymous No.12117892]

>>12117354
>Non kosher is bad.
It's wasting good parts.

[Anonymous No.12117896]

>>12114113
I eat it with my hands, or in between a roll.

[Anonymous No.12118979]

Literally everytime ive gotten food poisoning, it was some type of pork.

Things that make you go hmmm...

[Anonymous No.12118996]

>>12115868
Don't lie, anon. Rabbit meat isn't dangerous to eat. It's dangerous as the only food you eat because it causes acute malnutrition due to being extremely lean meat. Protein on its own provides no calories.

Other nearly meat-exclusive diets like arctic seal/whale eaters and south American gauchos don't have that issue because there's plenty of fat in the meats they consume.

[Anonymous No.12119012]

>>12118979
>Literally everytime ive gotten food poisoning, it was some type of pork.
How do you know that?
Most people have no clue where food poisoning comes from. They don't have lab tests from a doctor to prove it. They just blame their most recent meal, even though statistically it is far more likely that it was your own lack of hygiene that caused you to get sick.

[Anonymous No.12119221]

>>12112269
I like cooking jooish religious nuts

[Anonymous No.12119226]

fuck you
there's nothing you OR your islam religion can do to make me stop eating crab<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F430;</div>

[Anonymous No.12119374]

>>12114107
It doesn't. Or it's not supposed to. It's included to contextualize the New Testament.

[Anonymous No.12119408]

>>12113385
shrimp are fucking tasty tho

[Anonymous No.12119492]

>>12112269
>>12112273
This. Also ribs

[Anonymous No.12119511]

>>12117354
closer to the butt & boobs

[Anonymous No.12120221]

>>12112269
I never even knew they can't have duckbreast ... the absolute state of sandniggers.

[Anonymous No.12120555]

>>12119374
Why would the New Testament of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ need any context? It exists standalone.

[Anonymous No.12120616]

>>12112269
>no shrimp
>no crab
>no unagi
Worst religion

[Anonymous No.12120620]

>caring about what the bible says
Back to >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.12120639]

>>12117354
why must the jew be so wasteful

[Anonymous No.12120642]

>>12120620
>Being butthurt about the Bible
Back to /lgbt/

[Anonymous No.12120643]

>>12118979
only time I've ever gotten food poisoning was from making a poor decision to eat sea urchin off a revolving sushi bar.

[Anonymous No.12120821]

>>12120642
>gib me yo money and god make you rich!

[Anonymous No.12120839]

>>12120821
I'm not familiar with that passage of the Bible. Perhaps I might invite you to elucidate?

[Anonymous No.12120925]

>>12118996
> Protein on its own provides no calories
nigga wha?

[Anonymous No.12120927]

>>12117354
it contains the sciatic nerve
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gid_hanasheh

[Anonymous No.12121113]

>>12113551
>Probably because they eat stuff that isn't kosher.
This is where it goes from "reasonable precautionary rule of thumb" to "autistic Jew bullshit"

[Anonymous No.12121121]

>>12120555
The New Testament is a book of lies promoted by a charlatan and his paid accomplices, much like the Book of Mormon.

[Anonymous No.12121237]

>>12113758

Yeah, if you eat it with no salt and no fat roasted over a spit like a caveman. Cook it as you would chicken with butter or olive oil and you'll get plenty of nutrition. I'm Maltese. we eat that shit like crazy and it has plenty of sustenance.

[Anonymous No.12121368]

>>12118996
>Protein on its own provides no calories.
This sounds like bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12121393]

>>12120927
...

I'll never be asked, but if it ever comes up again, the correct answer to "Why isn't the back half of a cow kosher" is now "because an angel knew kung-fu."

[Anonymous No.12121409]

[Anonymous No.12121421]

>>12112269
>Toxins
Dropped

[Anonymous No.12121434]

>>12121368
of course it's bullshit. protein is 4 calories per gram

[Anonymous No.12121483]

>>12112286
Kerala significantly less inbred than it's neighboring poo states
>the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism can civilize even the filthiest of peoples

[Anonymous No.12121490]

I'm literally Reform Jewish IRL and I eat pork. Not eating foods is dumb if they taste ok to you.

[Anonymous No.12121498]

>>12121490
there are hundreds of reasons to abstain from eating certain foods besides listening to what an ancient book tells you

[Anonymous No.12121517]

Food laws were recinded in NT. Only heretics need to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.12121548]

>>12113385
>basic logic
>"Grug no trust snake, not eat"
I'll be enjoying my crab legs and pulled pork sandwiches without your arab ass then.

[Anonymous No.12121563]

>>12112269
ok (((op)))

[Anonymous No.12122330]

>>12121490
>Reform Jewish
ie not a Jew.

[Anonymous No.12122595]

>>12112269
chickens are omnivorous and any fish larger than the size of your hand are likely to prey on other fish - there is no guarantee that any of those animals wont have parasites.

This explanation still does not cover why shell fish and rabbits are unclean.

[Anonymous No.12122974]

>>12113521
>>12121113
ducks are kosher, idiots

[Anonymous No.12123259]

>>12120925
>>12121368
>>12121434
Being able to burn it and measure released energy doesn't mean it's bioavailable for use as energy. The Sugar>Carb>Fat chain is where bioavailable calories are. Proteins are broken down to amino acids that are used for build and repair.

You starve from rabbit because you're basically only eating protein.

[Anonymous No.12123266]

>>12112269

>Anno Domini 2019
>Not understanding that all food is sanctified, and that the old law is fulfilled with the death of Christ: who sanctified us all with his sacrifice, and rescued all honorable souls from the grave.

Evangelical baptist detected.

I'll have you know I ate some absolutely delicious pulled pork last night, you calvinist fuck.

[Anonymous No.12123907]

>>12121121

[Anonymous No.12123948]

>>12123907
Admittedly, he's probably wrong, but not for the reason you think.

There was nothing written down that would become the NT for at least 50 years, and there's evidence the Romans may have had a hand in it, hijacking an expected Messiah War-Leader belief amongst the people of Judea to instead make him a man of peace and love. Plus his tale echoes with a lot of other "sacrificed son" mythologies. Not to mention that what we know as "The Bible" today was assembled as-is in 382CE. (Not to mention that two key secular time reference points in the book, King Herod and Governor Quirinius' Census have a 50-year gap yet happen out of order and fairly close together)

So there's a lot of big gaps in the history of the book itself that make it not likely to be actually factual, but probably not entirely a malicious effort.

[Anonymous No.12123988]

>christcuck foodgraphic containing chicken and turkey as a "clean animal"
Chickens are omnivorous and eat parasites, bugs, maggots, worms, their own young, their own fluids and they literally eat eachothers shit.
t. grew up on a farm

[Anonymous No.12124981]

>>12123948
Do you have a point, Mr JIDF-man?

[Anonymous No.12125289]

>>12112269
This diet was only meant for the Isrealites. Could you imagine living in southern China, and trying to raise cattle? There is a small amount of merit to this, However with modern methods you really have nothing to fear. Cause eating a metric fuck ton of beef could be as hazardus as eating shellfish. (moderation)

[Anonymous No.12125301]

>>12112269
>pigs are dirty
>fish are clean
I thought jews were smart. Guess not.