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ITT: We pretend to be McFags and customers.

>> No.12097254

>>12097249
thats a ban sir

>> No.12097255

That beast must be at least 250kg

>> No.12097264

>>12097255
Happy healthy American lad

>> No.12097269

>>12097264
>american

>> No.12097276

>>12097249
>pretent
>implying your average /c(uc)k/ doesn't eat at that shithole 5 days a week.

>> No.12098215

>>12097249
Hi can I get 12 junior chickens?

>> No.12098220

>>12097255
Are you under the impression that "kg" is a fancy way of saying "pounds"?

>> No.12098228

gimme 2 McChickens please

>> No.12098230
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>>12097276
>implying your average /c(uc)k/ doesn't eat at that shithole 5 days a week.
I sure as hell do son

>> No.12098442

only 13 year olds find this lardass's content funny

>> No.12098560

>>12097249
>*unintelligible*
uhhhhh, excuse me?
>*unintelligible*
im having trouble understanding you
>wehkum to mcdonuds can i take yorder

>> No.12098871

>>12098560
Yeah can I get uhhhh, two big mac combos, make those supersized, three mcchickens, two apple pies, and a mcflurry. Oh and can I get no salt on the fries?

>> No.12098885

>>12097249
i'm gonna have a fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh big mac with small french fries, chicken mcwings, a small fanta and uuuuuhh a fucking oreo deluxe milkshake.

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12099066

ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! ME WANT HAPPY MEAL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.12099142

Lemme get a bacon king, light with the mayo, and a vanilla shake. Yeah, medium please. Alright. thanks.

>> No.12099220

>>12098871
Im sorry can you repeat that

>> No.12099241

yall serve burgers here?
lemme get one dem

>> No.12099327

hey ! I have all these coupons , I know its usually 1 per custommer but can you make an exception?

>> No.12099369

>>12097249
No. You can do that and call it a day.
Then kill yourself, but don't take innocents out with you.

>> No.12099847

Can I get a uuuuuh 20 pc mcnugget no sauce no drink no napkin no bag

>> No.12101025

Hello can I speak to a manager? So I was at a different restraunt down in cityhoursawayfromhere and they messed up my order and offered to replace it, but I didnt get the chance so could you remake that order here or are you going to make me drive all the way back down to cityhoursawayfromhere to get it fixed?

>> No.12101172

>>12097255
Based bulldonger

>> No.12101194

>>12101025
And it's 10 McChickens, 10 Bacon McDoubles with extra cheese, 4 large fries and 4 Big Macs with bacon, no lettuce, extra sauce and two extra large Diet Cokes. What do you mean I have to have the receipt? This is ridiculous! Give me your general manager's number right now.

>> No.12101198
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>>12097249
every mcdonalds drive thru experience:

I want an egg mcmuffin combo.
>what do you want to drink?
orange juice.
>uhhh.... [20 seconds of silence] we are out of orange juice.
I'll take a coffee then, black, two sugars
>uhhh ok so coffee with three creams
no, I don't want cream, just TWO sugars
>ok so two sugars two creme
no cream, only sugar
>uh ok so egg mcmuffin combo with a coffee only sugar. that'll be $x.xx

[pull up to the window, pay, receive food. hash brown is cold and the coffee has like 11 sugars in it]

I cannot comprehend how people can fuck up such simple tasks

>> No.12101252

>>12101198
i experience the coffee problem at mcdonalds too. maybe its part of their training to give you a hard time about the coffee.
>you want cream or sugar?
no thanks
>pull up to window
>you want any creamer?
no thanks
>want any sugar?
no, im good
>open bag and there are 5 creamers

>> No.12101261

>>12101198
Black coffee means nothing in it. By specifying black and asking for sugar, you’re just confusing them.

>> No.12101345

https://youtu.be/BoYpEFaGtMk

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>>12101261
>Black coffee means nothing in it. By specifying black and asking for sugar, you’re just confusing them.
I guess that just increases the chances of error, but even for plain orders in my experience you have a 50% rate of something either missing or different
I also noticed a correlation between the ethnicity of the staff and error

>> No.12102214

>>12101198
Minimum wage, minimum effort.

>> No.12102220

>>12102201
They probably have separate buttons for shit like coffee.
>Coffee plain
>Coffee w. sugar
etc
You say something crazy like "Coffee Black" and they can't find the button and in their autistic confusion they just mash buttons.

>> No.12102262

>>12101198
Sauce?

>> No.12102448

>>12102220
>they have another button for sugar packets
no they dont. they also ask this after they rang it up.