Mayo vs Miracle Whip

[Anonymous No.12077900]

What is it for y'all? I prefer mayo if I use the condiment, but this lad I talk to uses miracle whip.

Surely you don't enjoy miracle whip, right /ck/?

[Anonymous No.12077905]

>>12077900
your friend is a retard

[Anonymous No.12077907]

>>12077900
Just add sugar in a recipe with mayo if you need to.

[Anonymous No.12077916]

>>12077900
For me it's Just Mayo, the best tasting Mayo

[Anonymous No.12077926]

>Raw eggs staying indefinitely fresh for over a year.
Yeah, I am going to go with homemade mayo, and making just enough for one sitting.

[Anonymous No.12077928]

Miracle Whip is absolutely disgustimg in every situation except for when its on a turkey sandwich

[Anonymous No.12077990]

>>12077900
it depends, on a sandwich i use mayo but in some potato/ macaroni salads miracle whip can be better

[Anonymous No.12077997]

>>12077916
more like JUST mayo

LMFAO

[Anonymous No.12078003]

>>12077900
>Miracle Whip
Sounds like a dessert topping, should be called Miracle Spread or something

[Anonymous No.12078011]

>>12077900
Miracle whip is for wh*te ppl that find mayo too spicy

[Anonymous No.12078044]

>>12077900
Neither. If I want something white and creamy in my mouth I'll buy a pair of knee pads and start hanging out at locations where OTR truckers take there time off. I could even earn some extra bucks that way. But I don't need the extra bucks, and I HATE white creamy things in my mouth. So fuck Mayo and fuck Miracle Whip!

[Anonymous No.12078046]

>>12077916
This

[Anonymous No.12078058]

>>12077900
Neither you animal murdering munchers

[Anonymous No.12078121]

>>12077916
+1

[Anonymous No.12078136]

>>12077900
Neither, because I prioritize nutrient density.

Tahini and avocado are worthy additions to any sandwich.

>>12077916
It's a double entendre.

[Anonymous No.12078153]

>>12078136
Eh? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.12078195]

>>12078153
only, fair

[Anonymous No.12078311]

Salad Cream is vastly superior to both.

[Anonymous No.12078321]

>>12077900
Both are trash, only Jap mayo is good.

[Anonymous No.12078329]

>>12077900
miracle whip is for trump voting whitoids who need to be burned in tire fires

[Anonymous No.12078616]

>>12078136
>Neither, because I prioritize nutrient density.
I bet you aren't even 340lbs kid

[Anonymous No.12078694]

>>12078616
Been at 123 pounds for years :-)

[Anonymous No.12078700]

>>12078694
you lack nutrients how do you expect to fight other large men with such feeble body

[Anonymous No.12078707]

>>12078694
Terry Schiavo?

[Anonymous No.12078792]

>>12077900
for me is mayonez

[Anonymous No.12078824]

>>12077900
I like Kraft

[Anonymous No.12078869]

>>12078707

How old are you to know that name? Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.12079505]

Only person i know who prefers miracle whip is a 5'6 homosexual. Probably because it tastes like cum

[Anonymous No.12080279]

>>12077900

[Anonymous No.12080914]

Non-Amerifat here, what even is Miracle Whip? Is it just sugary mayonnaise?

[Anonymous No.12080929]

>>12080914
It's to mayonnaise what margarine is to butter.
It's a cheaper alternative mostly consisting of water, oil, and corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.12080975]

>>12080914
The American equivalent of Salad Cream

[Anonymous No.12081371]

>>12077900
Kewpie. Everything else is just kinda OK.

>>12077916
That's not mayo, it's oil and a bunch of gunk like "pea protein."

[Anonymous No.12081375]

>>12078058
>Disgusting fake stuff

[Anonymous No.12081386]

>>12080279
Patrician choice

[Anonymous No.12081432]

>>12081386
Take her to the juicer.

[Anonymous No.12081456]

>>12081386
From the thumbnail I thought that was some kind of inflation edit of that Rawvana chick.

[Anonymous No.12081475]

>>12081386
>you can see her walker in the background

[Anonymous No.12082411]

>>12081386
i seriously dont get how fat people like this can even stay alive