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Post dishonest commercials

>> No.12072073

>>12072072
I'm retarded
https://youtu.be/7j54QnhASng

>> No.12072108
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>>12072072
https://youtu.be/ThIrw_LpuRA

I think this is the commercial that got them introuble. They were trying to market it as a healthy spread. Hint of cocoa my ass. Duh lady, your brats are going to eat healthy grain bread because you smothered it is chocolate spread. Also the simple ingredients thing is even more bullshit when you realize they are too cheap and use fake ass vanilin.

>> No.12072119

>>12072072
>>12072073
Hmmm hydrogenated PLANT. Although that is some serious CGI work for a commercial.

>> No.12072121

>>12072108
Vanillin is a stronger flavor and people rate it more highly in blind tests than real vanilla.

>> No.12072122

>>12072072
>dishonest commercials

Seems that is a prerequisite for all commercials back in the 1990s when I last saw a commercial.

>> No.12072137

>>12072121
and aspartame is technically sweeter than sugar
that doesn't make it better overall

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>>12072121
I just get annoyed when I see shit use it that try to act like they are high end; pic related. Plus I'm weirded out about eating something sometimes used in bug poison.

>> No.12072148
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Note that the word chicken is never used
https://youtu.be/fd3L2-F3O9w

>> No.12072155

>>12072140

>sometimes used in bug poison

wat? Rocher in bug poison?

>> No.12072156

>>12072072
That woman has a fat ass!

>> No.12072166
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>>12072140
high end at your local cvs lol

>> No.12072168

>>12072155
Vanilin. I heard they use it in some big poison to get bugs to eat it.

>> No.12072195

>>12072168

I mean, is that really a negative? If you wanted you could make big poison using sugar as the bait, something has to attract them and it seems logical that a palatable substance would make a good bait.

>> No.12072201

>>12072168
That's it? Fuck off, dipshit.

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>>12072148
>legally not allowed to call them chicken nuggets.

>> No.12072299

>>12072108
i remember another nuttela commercial where they were saying nutella is a "great source of energy". its so full of energy for your kids!

that's such a greasy way of spinning the fact that its fucking loaded with sugars and other BS. Obviously most people could see through that but I'm sure a lot of dumb boomer parents thought, "oh my sweet little Johnny needs lot of energy for his activities!" Just feel bad for the kids

>> No.12072336

>>12072299
I just can't feel bad for stupid people. If you actually trust what you see in an ad you must be a literal prole.

>> No.12072375

>>12072108
What the fuck is malt eye grain?

>> No.12072389

bitch is hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJLErl694

>> No.12072420

>>12072389
kankerlelgen

>> No.12072463

>>12072148
Why does it play twice?

>> No.12072473

>>12072375
>Malt eye grain

That is no where in that post.

>> No.12072474

>>12072168
This poster has to be a woman

>> No.12072481

>>12072195
Sorry I meant bug poison. I'm sure it's fine for people to eat, it just weirds me out.

>> No.12072496
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>> No.12072658

>>12072496
>Unrealistic body image expectations

>> No.12072664

>>12072463
To burn it into your memory.

>> No.12072673

>>12072463
YouTube revenue

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>>12072496

>> No.12072682
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>>12072072
They said this skirt was too short

They lied

Fuck Kingsmill

>> No.12072693

>>12072481
There's water in all sorts of poisons too, does that freak you out?

>> No.12072699

>>12072168
So, do you refuse to eat cheese because it's often used as bait in mouse traps?

>> No.12072734

>>12072072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a440H146l14

>> No.12073144
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>>12072073
>americans

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>>12072073
>>12072119
I want to fugg that MILF

>> No.12073352

>>12073158
She is pretty thigg

>> No.12073355

>>12072072
Fucking hell do you think she could overload that pan any more?

>> No.12073381

>>12072073
I don't know anyone who uses margarine anymore. It was like a niche thing for later female baby boomers in the that were rebelling against their mother's love of butter and bacon fat, and marketing that told them it was healthy. And even they wised up.
So now they're trying to attract vegans.

>> No.12073396

>>12073381
in that they were rebelling*

>> No.12073402

>>12072072
Like 98% of all commercials you've ever seen you mean? The remaining 2% being the weird non sequitur attempt at "viral marketing"
Speaking of shitty marketing has anyone under the age of 70 ever signed up for a newsletter of that pop-up of 80% of ever cooking related webiste?

>> No.12073415

>>12072072
Where do you think canola and soybean oil comes from, faggot

>> No.12073449

>>12072072
I'd marry that bitch too because she is just that sexy. Idc if she uses cancer butter

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>>12072072
>shadman when???

>> No.12073782

>>12072389
God, German is such an unappealing language to the ears.

>> No.12073929

All of them. If you’ve ever seen a commercial being made it’s the most fake, dishonest and disingenious thing on tv

>> No.12074397

>>12073782
Even worse, that's dutch.

>> No.12074405

>>12072121
Blind tests have to be taken in context. Coke followed the results of blind taste tests and failed horribly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Coke

>> No.12074423

>>12073486
No FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP

>> No.12074512

>>12072168
Natural vanilla CONTAINS VANILLIN you fucking moron. Why do you think chemists called it vanillin?

>> No.12074516

>>12072073
dinosuars are niggers

>> No.12074543

>>12072148
Holy shit, I've never noticed that before!

>> No.12074586

>>12072072
>Post dishonest commercials
You are like little baby, grasping blindly in the dark. I will show you true dishonesty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-ByUx552s
Behold.

>> No.12074594

>>12072072
This was animated by the french wasn't it?

>> No.12074597

>>12074586
God I wish that black woman's children were mine.

>> No.12074615

>>12072168
>A flavor used in poison.
>Not the poison, but a flavor.
>Must be the poison.
I bet you think the earth is round too.

>> No.12074658

>>12073381
Its cheaper than butter and easier to spread out of the fridge. Sometimes a lighter flavor is good too. When I cook, I only use butter though.

>> No.12075020

>>12074397
Spoken by Belgians.

>> No.12075027

>>12072072
Why not ask a real question, that is post an honest commercial? I can hear the crickets now.

>> No.12075035

>>12072072
Are you doing some kind of marketing survey? I don't know about most people here but I never watch commercials, in fact I'll go out of my way to turn them off when it's my own TV or radio.
I avoid annoying shit and have since I was a little kid, commercials are annoying and useless to me so I avoid them by turning them off, even if that means just turning off the TV or radio.

>> No.12075041

>>12074586
God I wish that white woman is my wife in 10 years

>> No.12075044

>>12072137
apples and oranges my dude, aspartame notably tastes different.

>> No.12075050

>>12072481
literally everything you eat can be used as bait and poison for something or the other, I recently learned that lemongrass extract is antibacterial and a natural mosquito repellant, used in some cleaning products and in mosquito sprays, doesn't stop me from adding it to Thai curries and shit.

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>>12075041
Where the white womens at?

>> No.12075055

>>12072073
does this mean i can just eat margarine instead of vegetables now

>> No.12075058

>>12075055
Enjoy your petrolium byproducts.

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>>12072734
Which one of you was this?

>> No.12075069

>>12075061
I have no idea what you're on about. Why not specify a proper link you fucking twat?

>> No.12075074

>>12075061
Aren't people who post here supposed to be 18+ it seems that you don't qualify.

>> No.12075099

>>12072734
Zach2000 is based