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12063475 No.12063475 [Reply] [Original]

Why is this video so unsettling to watch?

>> No.12063510

>>12063475
Cause you’re vapid

>> No.12063515

>>12063475
B U R G A H
U
R
G
A
H

>> No.12063791

>>12063475
u wot m8

>> No.12063946

PAN
SEASON
SALT
HOT
SEASON SEASON SEASON
OIL - IN
SEASON
BEAUTIFUL
SEASONING
BUHGAH

>> No.12063959

>>12063946
OY
YAH
THIS WIW BE
OUR TALLEST *HAND SLAP*
BURGAH
EVAH
AND
IT STARTS
ROIGHT
NAOW

>> No.12064379

>>12063475
Because he puts so much fucking mayonnaise on it

>> No.12064551

Hypocrite much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y-pJDgJT8

>> No.12064552

>>12063475
>bongs trying to cook burgers

that burger looks terrible.

>> No.12064556

>>12063475
he seems sleep deprived, or high. doesn't feel like he's acting normally. i noticed it too.

>> No.12064560

Why does he look like ps3 character?

>> No.12064598
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12064598

>>12063475
>I'm being generous with those onions

>> No.12064645

>>12063475
The wind and sunlight freak me out for some reason.

>> No.12064716

>>12063475
It has a real terrifying surreal vibe to it, can't quite place it
I don't know, it's like there's something severely wrong in the video, ad if it was filmed in another dimension

>> No.12064741

It's funny how he leaves out the most important part: the part where he makes the pattys

>> No.12064800

>>12064716

Like he was on a 2 day coke binge, and in the middle of the third day started worrying that his star was fading. So he got the coke induced, sleep deprived idea to throw the best "burgah" video together and put it on youtube. And what he comes out with is a monstrosity, and even amateur in the kitchen can tell, yet he still plays all the parts of a presenter to a T.

>> No.12064807

>>12063475
The irony is that I've been to his restaurant in Vegas. Those patties aren't nearly as thick from there.

>> No.12064811

>>12064552
bongs see it and are probably trying to cook some kind of hamburger steak/meatball because that's the only form they understand ground meat in, they don't understand burgers are supposed to be seared and dripping with fat, i'm sure his burger tastes good since he's a michelin star chef but it's not really the right way to do it.

>> No.12065021

>>12064598
meaty tits

>> No.12065078

>>12063475
Because if someone served him that one one of his shows he'd make a fuss and insult the chef.

>> No.12065127
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12065127

am I really the only one who played this? graphics were shite other than that fun all around

>> No.12065134

>>12064807
Me too, I was flabbergasted. Very thin patties that couldn't even be cooked to order. His Vegas restaurants suck. Keller's places are good though.

>> No.12065151

>>12064556
>>>12063475 (OP)
>he seems sleep deprived, or high. doesn't feel like he's acting normally. i noticed it too.
This video was to show off his new rented house's view. Period. He's a tool with a chip on his shoulder.

Also, I do think drugs and alcohol are probably involved in his so-called drug-free lifestyle. He's always naturally hopping around like a rabbit and has to intentionally slow down for cameras. He's better faking it over the years but he's hyper.

>> No.12065162

>>12063475
If that's not a good burger then wtf is? Please I'm dying to know

>> No.12065169

>the way random pans and condiments disappear

>> No.12065172

>>12063475
I've really grown to resent this stuck up cunt the last couple of months

>> No.12065176

>>12065162
thinner patty, different bun, different lettuce

>> No.12065225

>>12063475
I don't understand how a world class chef like him honestly believes you need to add egg to a burger to stop it from falling apart.