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12056141 No.12056141 [Reply] [Original]

what's da proper "to" eat them?

>> No.12056143

>Buffalo wings are so bad for you they give their fat, fat, fat fans strokes and then moments from death those fans shitpost on /ck/
F

>> No.12056254

>>12056143
gay and soypilled

>> No.12056279

is everybody having a stroke in this thread?

>> No.12056286

>>12056141
Ordering boneless and eating them with a fork

>> No.12056291
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>>12056279
what you do mean
>>12056286
t.

>> No.12056295

>>12056291
*what do yoi mean

>> No.12056325
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>>12056291
>not having a stroke means I'm an edamame Tommy
Hop in, dude.

>> No.12056336

>teeth gently grazes outer skin of a chicken wing
>immediately stroke out and die on the spot
why do you retards eat wings again?

>> No.12056355

>>12056141
Just order them boneless so you can dip them. Will also keep you from having to fuck around with tendon and bone and only getting 5% of the chicken eaten. Bone-in wings are the worst, they should be illegal.

>> No.12056377

>>12056141
everytime i touch a chicken wing i turn gay and want to fuck males in the anus, blahblahlbhlahblahjlblha blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH EMMEMEMEEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEM

>> No.12056416
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>>12056355
>he doesn't enjoy the feeling of tearing meat off of bones like the primitive beast he really is

>> No.12056431

>>12056355
Boneless wings are just nuggets.

>> No.12056437

>>12056141
You just put the chicken in your mouth and move your teeth up and down. Next you swallow.

>> No.12056447

>>12056431
yeah, that's the idea

>> No.12056449

>>12056416
Don't flatter him, he's no primitive beast. He's a modern "man" who wants to suck his protein out of a tube. Remember, work is bad and meat is only good if it doesn't at all resemble it's natural form.

>> No.12056460

>>12056141
mouth not anus

>> No.12056492

>>12056141
Eating everything to the bone even the collagen

>> No.12056521

>>12056141
>lick all the sauce off skin
>peel skin off eat in one bight
>pluck meat from bones and eat
>scrape extra cartiledge off with teeth and eat it
>smash bones with wing hammer
>suck out the delicious bone marrow

>> No.12056525

I put the whole wing in my mouth and suck the meat off. Also flats and bc. Ranch is for children

>> No.12056603

>>12056525
>bc
based and patricianpilled

>> No.12056696
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12056696

Tag yourselves

>> No.12056728

>>12056141
>da
the*

>> No.12056743

>>12056728
t. jerkop

>> No.12056757

>>12056743
huh?

>> No.12056817

>>12056355
Boneless has more carbs and fat.

>> No.12057536
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https://youtu.be/BwIb2kxoVaQ

>> No.12057546

>>12056696
Whitey reporting in. Who the fuck wants to spend 5 minutes per wing chewing down the chunks of fat and tendons just to get 2% more meat?

>> No.12057653

>>12056141
Here's a few different options: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcYJ0CRyWaQ

>> No.12057951

>>12056696
I unironically eat like a Real Niggaz. Love crunching on the cartilage.

>> No.12058139

>>12056291
but i like john oliver, tyt network and rick and morty unironically

>> No.12058181

>>12058139
oh and blacked/cuckolding as well