/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12047197]

>cashier recognizes you

[Anonymous No.12047214]

>>12047197
>pizza place doesn't even ask for your name anymore when you come in to pick up your food

Pretty nice actually

[Anonymous No.12047223]

>>12047197
why do people think this is a bad thing? I think it's pleasant when employees at a place that I frequent recognize me.

[Anonymous No.12047226]

>>12047197
happened all the time when i picked up my daily pack of dip and 6-pack of Miller Lite

[Anonymous No.12047237]

>>12047223
I just want to be invisible I hate being judged by the cashier

[Anonymous No.12047256]

>>12047237
Dude, a lot of places brainwash/train us cashiers to recognize regulars. Remember at the end of the day, we really don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.12047270]

>>12047197
>cashier gives you the employee discount because she likes you

[Anonymous No.12047271]

>>12047237
I think that's your depression talking my dude

[Anonymous No.12047279]

>>12047256
This. Get over yourself. You arent that important

[Anonymous No.12047283]

>>12047197
>That moment you put on a fake smile, and the cashier starts smiling too, but you be like:"mine is fake you know, i'm just a loser that has lost all fun in life besides getting hammered to still feel a little".

[Anonymous No.12047284]

>>12047237
Having worked at a pizza place for a long time, we don't judge, we get enough shit from the job and the occasional weirdo with a knife/druggie trying to rob our deliveries. Regulars are nice

[Anonymous No.12047286]

>>12047197
is it that big of a problem? grow up you fucking manlet

[Anonymous No.12047291]

>>12047197
dear god, tjis has happened to me so many times. I'd go to liquor stores miles away to avoid being recognized for the 1000th time. The cashier's at four different liquor stores thought I was an alcoholic. And they were correct :( 1 pint of wild turkey 101. They would know thats what I wanted. I could only buy a pint at a time because if I had more than that I'd drink it all.

[Anonymous No.12047294]

>>12047237
don't worry. we all see you but don't care to help

[Anonymous No.12047297]

>>12047197
Cute cashier girl recognises me when I frequently place the same order, always smiles at me and sends flirty signals.

[Anonymous No.12047298]

>>12047197
Are you kidding me? I'm friends with a couple of the cashiers at the Costco and I know the liquor store guy well enough that he'll message me if they get something new that he thinks I might like.

[Anonymous No.12047307]

>>12047284
it would not bother me if the cashier at a pizza joint thought i was a pizza addict. I was embarrassed about being an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.12047323]

>>12047307
It sucks, but think that the cashier is probably burned out of weirdoes and robbers, he won't mind you as long as you are a normal human being and he's just being polite

[Anonymous No.12047456]

>>12047307
How'd you stop? I've been falling into it lately myself.

[Anonymous No.12047477]

Trying being full lazy like me and choosing the brewing by apartment for all my dates because I don't want to spend time looking for places every time. All the staff there recognize me now as the guy that brings a new girl there every time.

[Anonymous No.12047478]

>>12047477
Get a load of Chad over here

[Anonymous No.12047481]

>>12047456
I sucked a lot of dicks

[Anonymous No.12047483]

>went to school with cashier
>recognize him
>pray he doesn't recognize you
>he does
And then I started to go to another grocery store. Good thing there are 2 Safeways neat where I live. Then I saw him at Subway. I have to move now.

[Anonymous No.12047488]

>>12047456
Antabuse, aka disulfiram. If I drink it will make me physically sick. I miss drinking, Frank Sinatra said "I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day." I agree, but since I've stopped drinking I've lost 25 pounds, am less tired, and look lot better. I love drinking though and miss it.

[Anonymous No.12047491]

>>12047197
I can relate OP. I went to McDonald's last night. I got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight too and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

Long story short, I feel your pain OP.

[Anonymous No.12047499]

>>12047197
Probably because you are unique looking. Maybe by choice or not, who knows.

You basically have to turn yourself into the 30-year old boomer. Buy some khaki shorts, a polo shirt and look like you've lost all hope of ever taking that vactaion you've been telling yourself you deserve, but know will never have because of your shitty children who drain all the money from you pocket because little jimmy though it was funny to eat some nickles.

[Anonymous No.12047513]

>>12047197
>Be me a few years ago
>Live alone
>See the same cashier every week
>Make small talk, am a bit chubby
>start oatz n squatz
>lose chub
>still talking to her 1 year later
>1 day she tells me she's leaving to go to another job
>tell her ok cool
>her face drops
>realise as soon as I left that she was into me the whole time and it wasn't just my imagination

I wasn't even interested in fucking her, but I should have said something nice to her.

[Anonymous No.12047526]

>>12047491
I hate it when I go through the drive thru and eat it in the parking lot, then some friendly high school girl knocks on my window and says, "hey, come on inside, it's warm in here, and we like people who eat inside,most everyone goes drive thru and then drives off. It infuriates me when this happens. I now have to do drive thru and then drive to a parking lot not associated with McDonald's like Walmart or Sam's. Such a nuisance

[Anonymous No.12047536]

>>12047491
Delicious

[Anonymous No.12047609]

>>12047197
>The cashier recognizes me....
Cool, now I'll get better and friendlier service!

[Anonymous No.12047649]

>>12047197
dude. why should you care? Quick story.
When I get really fucked up, I can walk to my nearby 24/7 quick check. I usually order a cheese steak with extra extra cheese. Anyway, I am a polite, jovial drunk. I never remember who the cashier is when I go at that state. So anyway... I get off of my shift, and I am craving a slushie. I go to check out and the Q.T. black cashier says. "Not hungry tonight, Paul?" I say "nope! well... maybe for some jungle pussy, babe." She gets super excited. I get her number. She comes over after her shift. I eat her out, fuck her in her ass and now we have a kid.

[Anonymous No.12047670]

>>12047223
Most likely because they are morbidly obese and ashamed the employees recognize them coming into get their daily 5000 calorie snack

[Anonymous No.12047681]

>>12047197
>cashier at the local grocery store knows me by name
>only time I go there is for workout supplements or garbage treats because I'm too lazy to drive to Walmart or winco

They must be confused as hell when I'm buying preworkout and protein powder one day and buying chips and soda the next.

[Anonymous No.12047694]

@12047649
(you)
Upboated

[Anonymous No.12047713]

>>12047526
is this picture from 2005?

[Anonymous No.12047715]

>>12047283
Are you honestly suggesting cashier's smiles are anything but the fakest retail smile they can muster

[Anonymous No.12047914]

>>12047649
gay

[Anonymous No.12047954]

Happens to me because I have a distinct hairstyle and buy more than an optimal day's worth of produce, mostly dozens of pounds of bananas and frozen crucferous.

[Anonymous No.12047957]

>>12047256
I still suspect that one guy wants to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.12048302]

>>12047197
>go to coffee shpp beside my gym before each workout for a small black coffee as a pick me up
>one day barista asks for my name after handing me my coffee
>"Anon, why?"
>"Oh well you're in here pretty often so I figured we should probably know your name"
>Never go back

Why am I like this?

[Anonymous No.12048321]

>>12047237
You have no reason to be ashamed. What have you done that is SO TERRIBLE? :) Let no one judge you. If you don't criticize yourself, or other people, then you will feel no shame, the cashier will notice and relax around you and be indifferent.

[Anonymous No.12048345]

>>12047284
Can confirm as a grocery cashier. The inly thing I really judge customers on is personal hygiene and the amount of boxed mac and cheese in your cart. And even then the only difference in services rendered is how much polite conversation I make.

[Anonymous No.12048355]

>>12047223
>why do people think this is a bad thing?

It is a fat people thing.

If I am recognized that means I am eating there way too much.

[Anonymous No.12048356]

>>12047649
imagine the actual guy who wrote this post though

[Anonymous No.12048550]

>go to bakery regularly
> they know me and exactly what I want
>occasionally throw in something for free as well.
No better feeling senpai.
To add
>cashier recognizes you
>hit it off after a few visits
>Get their number
We're getting lunch later this week.

[Anonymous No.12048592]

Yeah fuck this

[Anonymous No.12048601]

>>12048550
Put one in her oven.

[Anonymous No.12048634]

[Anonymous No.12048651]

>the waitress says "you haven't been here in a while!" and correctly guesses what you're going to order with a smile
Feels good to be remembered by someone

[Anonymous No.12048745]

>work in grocery store
>Certain customers take a liking toe for some reason
>some even seem to come in specifically just to see me and talk to me
>They come up to me and just talk at me nonstop about stupid inane bullshit
Shits fucking weird. Sometimes I actually wonder if gangstalking is a real thing. Like, maybe these people are agents, sent in to test my patience and agitate me.

[Anonymous No.12048750]

>Cashier knows you're an alcoholic
Fuck you people

[Anonymous No.12048755]

>>12048651
kek

[Anonymous No.12048822]

>>12047214
I was a regular at a pizzeria by my workplace. It was really nice how they remembered what I like and asked if I wanted the usual.

[Anonymous No.12048830]

>go to chinese all-you-can-eat around every two months or so for a few years
>staff recognizes me and best friend by name
>one of the servers likes talking to friend
>once she was embarrassed to be seen by friend in the supermarket cause she had a huge hangover at the time

I dunno I think it's OK

[Anonymous No.12048860]

>>12048302
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.12048864]

>>12047197
>>>/r9k/
don't ever come back here.

[Anonymous No.12048949]

>>12047197
>Be aging Gen Xer
>Head to international market because huge instant noodle selection.
>Head to noodle aisle.
>Aisle is mobbed by a bunch of young Instagram hipsters taking selfies with noodles.
>Reach out to take some noodles where they are milling about.
>My Boomer Aura touches them and they react in horror.
>They start making a small scene.
>lnstagram Kidz put their arms up in a show and say "WALK AWAY! WALK AWAYYYY!!!" :D ------> and shuffle off in tandem from me.

Is this what shopping is now? Something that has to be done in Hot Topic gear with ten other people? I mean I got friends. I just don't like fucking grocery shop with the fuckers.

[Anonymous No.12048958]

>go to safeway wearing band shirt
>dyed hair 20-something cashier compliments it
>ask if she's a fan
>says she likes x album
>we get to talking about music
>she recommends bands to me
>i recommend some to her
>we exchange names and say goodbye
>completely avoid her every time I go back
I don't know how to tell her I'm gay and just want to be friends

[Anonymous No.12048965]

>>12048958
> Gay
Ewww!

[Anonymous No.12049042]

>>12047237
Even without knowing you I can assure you that you are far, FAR from the worst they've seen. Even if they are judging you, the shit most cashiers have to compare you to probably makes you look like a godsend.

[Anonymous No.12049043]

>>12047483
>Hey man, good to see you
>You know, just hanging in there
>Thanks, have a good night
Is it that hard to say these 3 lines or some knockoff of them?

[Anonymous No.12049097]

>>12047237
Yeah, after one incident I was dogshit in the eyes of the instant checkout attendant guy.

I found some kind of nut snack in the bargain bin for 40 cents. I tried to ring it up but because near weightless it caused the scale to sperg out.

After fumbling with the item and all the messages telling me to 'place item in the bagging area' I paid and looked at my receipt.

>The nut snack was not on it.

So I figure, shit okay. I don't even want this fucker. I take out the little pack and set it aside.

>Notice checkout guy is looking at me.

He didn't say anything but from then on out guy had my number. He would follow me around as I shopped. I am an honorary nigger in his eyes and he treats me like one.

[Anonymous No.12049107]

>>12048745
i hear ya buddy. I'm usually blunt and obnoxious to them and they still tell my manager how great i am

[Anonymous No.12049116]

>>12047197
I would often order from a Mexican place with amazing food. eventually they stopped asking for an address and once even recognised my voice when I called from a different phone.

[Anonymous No.12049120]

>>12049097
Can confirm, I had to follow idiots like you around all the time for being a suspected thief. Stop being an idiot

[Anonymous No.12049130]

>go to mcdonalds after working out
>cashier comments on my gains and ask if it should be the usual
it's not too bad.

[Anonymous No.12049139]

>that one trans girl cashier that just knows you and says hi to you every time 'she' sees you

[Anonymous No.12049311]

>>12047284
Jesus what's wrong with America?

[Anonymous No.12049316]

>>12049311
Jews

[Anonymous No.12049375]

>>12049139
There was a tranny who worked at the dominos I used to work at. Everyone was like wtf since this is Ireland, I ended up calling it "it"

[Anonymous No.12049411]

>>12049375
We had one join up with us looking normal and within two weeks started coming in wearing makeup and hair clips and shit, we roasted him until he stopped showing up to work the following week.

[Anonymous No.12049416]

>>12048321
How can you start off so reasonable but then go so far down the deep end? If you don't criticize or reflect on yourself, you will never know what to do to achieve self-improvement. Just developing a fuck-it-all attitude to your own shortcomings is fighting symptoms but not the cause.

[Anonymous No.12049430]

>>12047197
>cashier at the liquor store remembers you from school

[Anonymous No.12049450]

>>12049411
I think some people just don't understand how insane it is

[Anonymous No.12049518]

>>12047297
Throwing her feces at you is not a flirty signal

[Anonymous No.12049536]

>>12048745
>Like, maybe these people are agents, sent in to test my patience and agitate me.
i understand this. we are beeing tested

[Anonymous No.12049568]

>>12048822
>"I'll have the usual, fellas"
>pizza guys pull out their cocks

[Anonymous No.12049574]

>>12048958
Just tell her that you think a guy is hot when you're talking

[Anonymous No.12049576]

>>12049375
Add "SH" before that and it's about right

[Anonymous No.12049580]

>>12049430
He's not doing too well if he's working in a liquor store... so don't feel bad

[Anonymous No.12049583]

>>12047197
>whole store recognizes you
>have to stop going
fuck you all

[Anonymous No.12049605]

>>12047223
I had to move two years to a small town to work and since my company payed my dinner/groceries, I went to eat out frequently. Two places started to recognize me, call me by my name and having some chitchat when I went there. I liked that, makes me miss them now.

[Anonymous No.12049639]

>>12047237
Nah, we're not judging you. We get told by upper management to connect more with customers like remembering their names if they're a regular and asking if they want the usual if they like getting the same thing all the time. We usually have a lot on our minds to have time to judge you.

[Anonymous No.12049645]

What kind of crap do you buy to be ashamed of being recognized?

[Anonymous No.12049646]

>>12049139
Ask her out

[Anonymous No.12049688]

>tfw you make friends with the manager and her employees
Later virgins

[Anonymous No.12049692]

>>12047283
Lmao son. I worked 60 hours a week in a pizza place, my smile was the fakest shit you could imagine. No ones judging you senpai. Infact most of the time unless youre being an ass. Its nice to have someone who isnt another worker around.

[Anonymous No.12049700]

>>12047197
>at the liquor store

[Anonymous No.12049708]

>>12048601
>their number
that guy is a queer-ass homo

[Anonymous No.12049866]

>>12047291
Liquor stores would go out of business without alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12050065]

>>12049688
This Chad is making me uncomfortable! Get him out of here!

[Anonymous No.12050191]

>go to the same shop daily
>make small talk with a nice lady cashier
>she remembers me and recommends me the best produce, discounts, etc
>save money, eat better and socialize at the same time
Later virgins

[Anonymous No.12050204]

>>12050191
>socialize

[Anonymous No.12050211]

>Frend takes me to the store often because i don't have a car
>We go so often that one of the cashiers asks if we are a couple

[Anonymous No.12050277]

>>12049574
I fucked up and told her she looks hot for a guy

[Anonymous No.12050325]

>>12047237
Most cashiers dont give a shit. The regulars at my old liquor store gig were my favorite customers. I didnt care how much they drank I just liked talking to them or suggesting newer or cheaper options

[Anonymous No.12050338]

>>12047237
You need to realize they don't give a shit. You are judging yourself more than they are judging you, which is part of your problem in this regard.
Even if they were really judging you, who gives a shit? It's their job to ring you up and that's that, don't be a bitch and just do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.12050351]

>Order pickup over the phone at a new place
>Didn't give a name
>Walk in to pay and pickup
>Order for Anon, right?
How did they know my name, I've been in this state for a week and know none of them...

[Anonymous No.12050353]

>>12050211
that's when you slap your friends ass and say, yep, this is all mine

[Anonymous No.12050371]

>Delivery driver brings dog treats and toys for your pupper
I used to get uncomfortable when I Was a regular and had a usual. It's literally a fact of life. You run into people enough they remember you and what you do. It's why people recognize me as the guy who faps in the Whole foods bathroom

[Anonymous No.12050374]

>>12050351
You were probably the only pickup order they had at that moment, no biggie.

[Anonymous No.12050384]

>be sadboi vat with PTSD
>go to my city's VA to get help
>"sorry we can't help you"
>in a sad haze I end up in Japanese district of city
>wandering around enter random sushi place and order a few rolls
>super chipper Japanese waitress serves me
>keep coming to the place for the next ten years or so
>seen staff come and go
>some the waiters know my order
>when there's lines the chefs hook me up with a seat at the bar ahead of others
>sometimes give me a free roll or fruit after my meal
It's pretty nice, and a little bit of a shame I will be moving away from my hometown in a few months. Such is life.

[Anonymous No.12050388]

>>12047256
what do you mean by this? i've never once been told anything about remembering regulars and definitely not been trained on it. presumably it's different based on location but how would a company even go about doing that?

[Anonymous No.12050403]

>>12050374
I never gave them my name though

[Anonymous No.12050466]

>>12047491
because if you were busy or going somwhere then you wouldn't be eating in the parking lot like a faggot

[Anonymous No.12050539]

>>12047291
At my bevmo they'd greet me by name. Kinda nice, id go there to talk about whiskys, scotch or different beers worth trying. Sometimes they'd order me cool stuff to try. For their 5¢ wine sales they'd save me some good bottles for me to buy. I miss my liquor store ever since i moved away

[Anonymous No.12050540]

>>12047197
>go to the subway near my university for lunch
>chad in line ahead of me jokes with the staff training a new worker and tries to get me in on the joke
>next week ask the girl working there how the new hire turned out and they apparently planned on quitting because they kept fucking up making sandwiches
>keep chatting for the rest of the time my order is being made
>continue this for weeks
>she starts putting extra meat on the subs and doesn't charge me for extra cheese
>when I realize this I stop going to subway for lunch immediately
It's been 3 months fuck I just want my subs

[Anonymous No.12050546]

I was a regular at a sandwich place near my work. I would go there once, sometimes twice a day.

I weighed over 300lbs at the time. Not good.

[Anonymous No.12050567]

>8am
>checking out in grocery store
>jim beam and a frozen pizza
>guy behind me in line burps out “BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, BOOZE AND PIZZA”
>say nothing and leave

[Anonymous No.12050572]

>>12050540
>when I realize this I stop going to subway for lunch immediately
?

[Anonymous No.12050593]

>>12050540
>they kept fucking up making sandwiches
What good is a women who can't even make a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.12050616]

>Make same online pickup order for lunch every other day for months
>A newer worker gradually recognizes me, greets me, uses my name, brings up my lunch as soon as I walk in.
>Seethe and consider how I'm going to get rid of her body after chopping her up with an axe.
>Quit cold turkey, then go back there after 3 weeks.
>She's still there, she still remembers me, and she still does the same thing.
>Never go there again.

[Anonymous No.12050622]

>just want a breakfast burrito
>go the local mexican restaurant and always get the same ingredients
>decide one day I want something else
>"oh something new today?"

[Anonymous No.12050624]

>>12050388
It's customer ass-kissing. It's the theory of making them feel welcome so they come back to shop more because unfriendly staff makes people less likely to return or return less often.

[Anonymous No.12050664]

>>12050325
Just embarassing to hand them the debit card with a shaky hand

[Anonymous No.12050665]

>walk into the liquor store
>"pint of popov and a pack of specials, anon?

>haven't even made it through the parking lot at the bar
>walk inside and there's a draft and a shot set up for me, bartender saw me through the window

mfw

[Anonymous No.12050676]

>>12050665
Come one, they are doing a good job, just enjoy the ride while it lasts. Usually you have to pay a lot for this shit.

[Anonymous No.12050678]

>>12050665
actually sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.12050702]

>cashier doesn't ask for ID anymore
>cashier types your actual birthday in without checking

[Anonymous No.12050715]

>>12050702
that's when you joke, if you remember my birthday then I'm gonna expect a present

[Anonymous No.12050734]

>>12050715
not bad

[Anonymous No.12050746]

>>12047197
>Cashier doesn't i.d. check you any more

[Anonymous No.12050779]

>>12047954
This is the nerdiest post I have ever read

[Anonymous No.12050798]

>>12050715
>if you remember my birthday then I'm gonna expect a present
>she cringes inside and says to herself, well that's the third time I've heard that today, only 2 more to go
Dealing with the public who think their one liner which you have heard thousands of times before is cute and original is one of the cringiest things on earth. Service jobs are literally hell on earth.

[Anonymous No.12050808]

>>12050798
shut your piehole and laugh when I say the thing that doesn't scan must be free

[Anonymous No.12050813]

I rotate which liquor store I go to so no one suspects I go as often as I do
>tfw I can't get over the following wisdom
>only two types of people buy nips: girls getting ready for a bachelorette party and alcoholics
>but how else will I hide my excessive drinking?

[Anonymous No.12050833]

>>12050808
>shut your piehole and laugh when I say the thing that doesn't scan must be free
A boomer once called the store to report me for being rude because I didn't laugh at their joke

[Anonymous No.12050838]

>>12050833
>that whole manifesto

cringe

[Anonymous No.12050875]

>>12050838
>working hard and being appreciative is cringe

Enjoy making fast food and bringing people beverages for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.12050884]

>>12050875
>working for free
>bowing down before your corporate overlord
>not following your passion
>not believing there is a bad job

yeah, okay bud

[Anonymous No.12050886]

>>12050833
I like mike.
He practices what he preaches

[Anonymous No.12050914]

>>12050567
a simple "haha/heh, yeah.." will work wonders, man.
it can be used in pretty much any situation where you're just doing your thing and someone attempts to make small talk

[Anonymous No.12050924]

>>12050715
>customer says this to me
>dont detect sarcasm
>fuck fuck fuck now i need to get this guy a gift
>what does he even want
>call in sick on their birthday
>realize they'll ask about it the next day
>quit job and call up a job agency

[Anonymous No.12050933]

>>12050798
>buy 99cent item with a dollar
>bigass smile on my face
>"keep the change"
>actually bust out laughing right then and there
i love it

[Anonymous No.12050942]

>>12050884

What would I know? I just grew up poor, put myself through college and make a quarter of a million per year.

I guess I should listen to the incels of 4chan chasing their dreams (AKA modern slang for unemployed) to have a better life.

[Anonymous No.12050963]

>>12050942
Wow, you are a poster child's dream.

[Anonymous No.12051077]

>>12049568
hot

[Anonymous No.12051131]

>>12047197
>cashier remembers you because she has a obvious crush on you and she's kinda cute too

[Anonymous No.12051145]

>>12050942
Oh, look, Horatio Algier came back from the gilded age to show us the light! Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

[Anonymous No.12051165]

>cashier starts calling me by name
>time to find a new store
>stocking up on my usual handle of Jameson, deenz, ramen, and case of beer for the week
>cashier jokes "wow buddy, Saint Patrick's day was yesterday

[Anonymous No.12051171]

>>12051165
>Jameson

You are okay anon

[Anonymous No.12051177]

>>12051131
>pull up to window
>cashier says "she likes you, that will be $10.25"
>I say "what"
>she says "$10.25"
>I don't question further because beta male
>girl that brings food is way too hot to be who she was talking about
Girls can be autistic sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12051187]

>>12051165
I had a cashier try that one time, I was furious but I put a smile on my face and said
>I wasn't aware that what I was buying was a problem for you, I think i'll be taking my business elsewhere to a store that doesn't mock their customers choices" and I never went back. I don't like people that I don't know being overly friendly, it hits my autism in a weird spot

[Anonymous No.12051199]

>>12047291
I'm literally squatting down outside my daily stop, smoking cigarettes with the cashier. Hes some old speed freak that dresses like a cowboy.

Would recommend.

[Anonymous No.12051200]

>>12047197
>cashier recognizes you
>this isn't normal
OP is a city fag

[Anonymous No.12051209]

>>12051177
>>pull up to window
>>cashier says "she likes you,
She likes your car*

[Anonymous No.12051233]

I get really self conscious when I buy sulfuric acid drain cleaner because I feel like they think I have really gross curly pube forest that keeps clogging my drain but I really just use it to make concentrated sulfuric acid

[Anonymous No.12051243]

I work a graveyard shift and do my regular grocery shopping between 3-6AM. Of course the cashier will recognize me, there's nobody else there.

[Anonymous No.12051277]

>>12050813
Explain the nips thing. Are you talking about the chocolate candies?

[Anonymous No.12051354]

I do think it is funny that we are all upset about what "normal" people love.

Humans love when you remember them and what they order.

[Anonymous No.12051368]

>>12051187
yikes

[Anonymous No.12051381]

>>12051233
what do you do with the acid??????

[Anonymous No.12051402]

lmao so now i understand, people dont like getting recognized cause they have shitty habits. imagine having such shitty habits that you change your regular market cause youre a fatso or a drunk

[Anonymous No.12051406]

>>12051402
At least I don't type like you.

[Anonymous No.12051413]

>>12049311
I am from Europe, but white trash basically, the 80s did a number on the local current 40-50 year olds and they spend the day drinking, smoking weed and being entitled shits

[Anonymous No.12051419]

>>12050914
I did my thing. I didn’t want to acknowledge some shit eater’s shit at 8am so I didn’t.

[Anonymous No.12051428]

>>12047197
>everyone at the local taco bell knows you
It's actually kind of nice now that mobile ordering is a thing.
I can just order on my phone and walk in when it's ready and pick it up. They just hand me my food without saying a word. I love seeing people waiting in line freak out.

[Anonymous No.12051495]

>>12047256
>we really don't give a shit.
you don't? ;_;

[Anonymous No.12051553]

>>12050388 this >>12050624

For my company it's cult level importance. It's in our training and monthly refreshes.

>>12051495
I mean I had some regulars that were nice to see and might chat with before crazy bullshit happened. But in OPs context unless your a supreme cunt we don't really judged you.

[Anonymous No.12051650]

>>12047954

[Anonymous No.12051665]

>>12047491
Was she hot?

[Anonymous No.12051671]

>tfw the sandwich artist at the Subway across the street from work has it out for you

[Anonymous No.12051875]

>>12047256
The fuck kind of retail or liquor store expects anything like that of you? They're not training you to remember names and you weren't prompted to do anything outside of a computer prompt you did two days before you actually started.

[Anonymous No.12051892]

>>12051875
Are you a NEET? It's not so much remember names but recognize regulars.

[Anonymous No.12051893]

>>12051199
I'd pay for a short documentary on your life.

[Anonymous No.12051897]

>>12051892
They never say to remember regulars ever. That is never stipulated.

[Anonymous No.12051944]

>cashier recognizes you
>gives you free shit
>you bring in stuff to give back
>now locked in for randomly getting free shit

Get on the free shit train.

[Anonymous No.12051958]

>>12051495
>>we really don't give a shit.
>you don't? ;_;

No. FUCK no.

[Anonymous No.12051962]

>>12051897
I guess for your place then.

[Anonymous No.12051972]

>>12047197
>go to family-run restaurant/take-out
>go so often with fiancé they know us by name and the same order we make
>shoot the shit with them while I wait for one of the brothers to make our sandwiches to go
>haven't tipped them once despite going there for like 6 years

No, it's actually a pretty comfy experience.

[Anonymous No.12052021]

>>12051958
only buy there because you're there ;_;

[Anonymous No.12052053]

>>12047197
>Cashier tries to make small talk

[Anonymous No.12052096]

When I was a cashier at a grocery store I barely recognized repeat customers unless they had a distinct look. Like if they were very obese or had a fucked up face, or if they were a cute girl. I slightly judged people in my head if they bought a bunch of trash foods and used EBT, but that's about it.
>tfw a qt girl smiles at you while you ring up her items
I might become a cashier again just for this feel.

[Anonymous No.12052099]

>>12049043
I just hate talking to people I give no fucks about. He always tries to ask what I'm doing or how I've been every time I see him. Just fuck off and let me be alone.

[Anonymous No.12052121]

>>12049411
Why do you care if a guy wears some girl's clothes? You act like they murdered somebody.
>>12049375
And why are Irish so uptight? Is it a Catholic thing?

[Anonymous No.12052132]

>you know you can call your order in ahead of time right? you don't have to order in person and stand around waiting

[Anonymous No.12052139]

>>12051962
I own a business now but I've worked for three separate retail chains and they've never stipulated that you had to remember regulars.

[Anonymous No.12052147]

>>12051187
And then the rest of the line clapped and followed you out of the store.

[Anonymous No.12052153]

>>12047197
When this happens I have to start visiting a different food place
It sucks because it means I usually have to travel further, or go to a lesser restaurant of the same type of food
I'll usually wait a couple months before I go back, but even then it's a little weird but I still feel like they remember me

[Anonymous No.12052176]

>>12049416
Self reflection is good but some people cripple themselves with self-criticism to the point where they feel ashamed to be alive and can't face a cashier- worried they're being judged, which is silly because no cashier is like a judge who can properly judge anyone.

[Anonymous No.12052192]

>>12047297
i fucked her dude

[Anonymous No.12052261]

>>12052139
I don't know what to tell you man, that's just how they are at mine.

[Anonymous No.12052282]

>>12052261
Sauce on this nonplussed bitch?

[Anonymous No.12052290]

>>12047197
>cashier is my sister in law

[Anonymous No.12052320]

>>12047649
You got her pregnant from fucking her ass?

[Anonymous No.12052344]

>>12051354
>Humans love when you remember them and what they order
are we NPC's or why does this trigger us? why can't they just leave us alone? not everyone has to be in on their "funny jokes" and other worthless shit.

[Anonymous No.12052354]

>>12047649
now this is quality post

[Anonymous No.12052361]

>>12050933
>Sir I need 8 more cents

[Anonymous No.12052374]

>>12052282
Stole it from someone else on /ck/ so I don't know. I think the thread is still around or just archived.

[Anonymous No.12052386]

>qt chinese cashier at chinese supermarket
>IDs me on $1 bottle of salted cooking wine
>I joke and say times are tough and im really desperate
>she just says 'im sorry'
>say 'ill be back for another one tomorrow' and smile
>she just says 'ok'

[Anonymous No.12052408]

>>12052386
>jew dies offscreen
appropriate

[Anonymous No.12052417]

>>12047197
>imam recognizes you

[Anonymous No.12052701]

>go to small restaurant
>love the place, they make a plate i never tried anywhere else
>one day i walk in
>waitress comes to me
>"is it gonna be the same plate, again?"
>stood up and walk away

[Anonymous No.12052705]

>>12051233
don't worry, they're not thinking bout your pubes. they think you're a serial killer and using the sulfuric acid to dissolve the bodies

[Anonymous No.12052718]

>cute cashier you see literally every week drops hints on you that you only pick up on after she leaves her job

[Anonymous No.12052721]

>>12050622
>>12052053
fucking this god damn

[Anonymous No.12052725]

>>12052721
and this too wtf >>12052132
cashiers need to be fucking automated

[Anonymous No.12052746]

>>12052718
some cashiers are just being nice not to discredit but never go for asking an employee out if you're looking for an actual relationship.

[Anonymous No.12052759]

>self checkout stops carding you

[Anonymous No.12052775]

>>12052121
if somebody shows up to work dressed inappropriately like that it actually pisses me off.

Everybody else conforms to the culture standards so why do you think your special. If you're a man wearing girl's clothing you're a distraction and an eyesore. You're bothering other people because you're naive enough to think you're special.

I don't give a fuck what you do in public or in your home but don't bring your bullshit to work where I have no choice but to be around you and deal with your bullshit for hours every day.

[Anonymous No.12052784]

>>12050567
Anyone buying shit at a grocery store at 8am has no room to look down on others.

[Anonymous No.12052820]

>>12047197
People spend their entire lives looking for connections, and then you come to a place like this where people run away from them.

[Anonymous No.12052840]

>>12047197
>go to place for my nightly binges because bulimic
>cashiers know me by name

I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING THE AMOUNT OF FOOD I'M BUYING FUCK OFF I KNOW IT'S GROSS I KNOW I'M DISGUSTING GOD DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.12052849]

>>12052775
So you just let your chromosomes dictate everything you do for your entire life? Sounds pretty cucked anon

[Anonymous No.12052856]

>fat guy with low income likes to eat frozen cookie dough
>friend decides to help out by teaching him how to make his own cookie dough

[Anonymous No.12052915]

>>12052849
So you just let your DNA dictate everything you do for your entire life? Sounds pretty cucked anon

why aren't you a fucking horse you stupid retard

[Anonymous No.12052928]

>>12047256
Yo i worked as a cashier about 4 yrs in total in gas station. i was the kind to talk to people. mostly of frequent people liked to make detour just to talk whit me during my shift . But sometimes they where asshole mixed whit nice people. But i had to create detachement over the year because 1 person was coming to borow money for beer. that was sad. The cashier can not give a shit as they can give a shit. just stay respecfull whit anybody even if they show they hate their jobs.

[Anonymous No.12052934]

>>12048634

[Anonymous No.12053280]

>>12047197
>cashier stops asking for ID
>asks if I'm okay
end my life

[Anonymous No.12053416]

>>12052934
Please do not distribute the white power hand signal like that. It is very upsetting to see.

[Anonymous No.12053431]

>>12052849
You'll never be a woman faggot

[Anonymous No.12053844]

>>12051277

[Anonymous No.12053884]

>>12047197
She's the only cashier when I visit because I get out of work at the break of dawn, so it leaves a lot of time for us to chitchat since no one else shops at 6 in the morning. Maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to ask her out to dinner.

[Anonymous No.12054343]

>keep putting "Fatty Tatties" in the Name field on the Jimmy John's sandwich ordering webpage
>they never write it on my sandwich

[Anonymous No.12054353]

>>12050384
>find place of comfort in time of need
>eventually leave it for new experiences
God damn I hate being alive.

[Anonymous No.12054358]

>>12051200
As a hybrid city-hick, I can contest that claim. Waiters and cashiers downtown recognize you after only a couple visits; they're usually just too busy with the larger workload to acknowledge you unless you become somehow "special" to them.

[Anonymous No.12054424]

>get familiar with one dude at the bottle shop due to similar taste in beer
>good for recommendations, plentiful tasting of what's on tap, discounts, beer/shop talk
>i don't know his name and he doesn't know mine
>after a few years, move out of the area, nearby shops are dogshit

hope all is well, homie

[Anonymous No.12054636]

>walk down the street to the local tobacco shop
>The cashier turns around and reaches for the whippets before I even say anything

[Anonymous No.12054674]

>>12054424
thanks u too
city starts with an s and is on the east coast

[Anonymous No.12054699]

>>12054353
It sucks hard. To be honest I think that place might have saved me. I never had sushi until that day. Not even a California roll. I fell in love with the food that day. I just kept going every weekend. At first on Saturdays. Trying new rolls, nigiri and what not. Then I expanded to other restaurants just trying food. I would still show up at the first place from time to time. To start avoiding the weebos I started going on Sundays. Eventually started taking my brother with me, we used it as a place where we could just chat. The chefs got to know him too. If I went alone they would ask about my bro, if he went they would ask about me. It was kinda nice.
It's nuts, I been going to that place for about ten years now. I watched how that place started to grow with the popularity of anime (well all things Japan) in the mainstream. When I started going there it was a little bit of a ghost town. Now even Sundays are packed. Time to move on i guess. It was fun and delicious while it lasted.
Im going to miss the food, the quiet that could be found during the week, and the conversation with my bro.

Most of the people here seem to boogie out when it gets too familiar for them. Sadly for me it's that my life is trudging on, and I have to get going.

[Anonymous No.12055033]

>>12052147
in a conga line , " WE DON'T WANNA SHOP HERE"

[Anonymous No.12055128]

>>12047197
>pizza place gave me a muffin gift with a card with my name for xmas/new years after being their customer for 3 months

[Anonymous No.12055134]

>>12047237
>all these redditors patting you on the back
the cashier is judging you for sure, try to make eye contact once in a while you fucking spaz

[Anonymous No.12055164]

>>12047197
>go to ampm
>mexican guy that's worked there for 5 years
>always brings my brother up
>gives me a guilt trip now after drinking steel reserve for years and i stopped making small talk

fucking idiot is always there and he frowns whenever i go in and buy a bunch of malt liquor now, mind your own business retard.

[Anonymous No.12055536]

>>12052139
>my anecdotal experience proves you wrong!

[Anonymous No.12055581]

>Buying books at Goodwill
>Encyclopedia of philosophy
>Cashier sees it an says he used to study philosophy in college
>Talk to him about it for a couple of minutes
>Recognize him on next couple of trips, wave and smile, he waves back
>Don't visit that store for a while
>Come back and look for that cashier
>Something's different
>He's wearing women's clothes and makeup
>Stickered an "a" on the end of his name tag
>Bags my stuff and asks me in a Minnie mouse voice if I want a bag
>Philosophy bro is a tranny now and I can't look him in the face anymore
>Haven't been back to that store since

[Anonymous No.12055598]

>>12047297
I hate this meme
Also, when did retards like you started to feel like a chad? You are pathetic

[Anonymous No.12055785]

>>12052282
Try again.

[Anonymous No.12055787]

>>12052361
This.

[Anonymous No.12055790]

>>12055785
That seems to apply perfectly to the drawing, you fucking autist.

[Anonymous No.12055828]

>>12052282
What kind of double plus good bullshit speak is that?

[Anonymous No.12055838]

>>12055785
>she looks stunned into silence
>fits the definition perfectly
Are you sure you don't want to try again? If the definition confused you try looking at the synonyms
>>12055828
See above, dude.

[Anonymous No.12055908]

>>12052053

It goes the opposite way, too.

>Customer starts trying to make small talk
>I just want to get back to my actual job and not be bothered talking to this person
>They just keep going and going
>Keep giving them curt answers in an effort to end the conversation politely but quickly
>Mfw being held hostage out of politeness and not wanting to possibly get a complaint and get in trouble

One time I had an old fuck keep me at the register for ten minutes. TEN MINUTES of just rambling about old people bullshit I couldn't care less about. I could've mopped the entire lobby in the time he held me hostage with politeness. It's bad enough we in the service industry owe these people our physical labor. We shouldn't have to owe them our emotional labor, too.

[Anonymous No.12055917]

>>12052361
No sales tax on food and clothing in Minnesota. Soda is food, but dark chocolate is not food.

[Anonymous No.12055928]

>>12047197
>make joke about point of sale system being down
>move other customer's trash out of the way for cashiers
>ask about what happened with two places across the street both being vandalized
>etc
Are people just paranoid that employees are obsessed with how pathetic they are? It's called normal social interaction. People remember regular customers even if they don't remember names. Except instead of being remembered as that friendly customer you're a self-fulfilling prophecy as that anti-social customer that runs away.

[Anonymous No.12055943]

>go to three different liquor stores so the cashiers don't start recognizing me
>they all recognize me

[Anonymous No.12055956]

>>12055908
am I the only one who was never bothered by this? As long as they are not there for a super long time I don't give a shit if they talk to me.

[Anonymous No.12056062]

>>12047491
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.12056123]

>>12051553
hahaha i work in retail but never once been told to do that, on top of the fact that i've never had any training/refreshers aside from introductory ones 2yrs ago. britbong walmart rly dont care qq

[Anonymous No.12056128]

>>12052139
what country are you in

[Anonymous No.12056228]

>mom is an asshole and needs to get her smoke on instead of interact with people
>hands me the card and has me order the burritos
>card reader gives servers her name
>this goes on for a year
>now
>walk into burrito place
>they all say "Hey Katie!"
>"How's it going Katie?"
>Katie! Lookin' good!"
My name is Mark.

[Anonymous No.12056274]

>>12055787

The Great Cornholio has seen better days.

[Anonymous No.12056375]

>browsing store with gf
>cashier chatting with other workers because it's slow and no customers inside, suddenly says "hey, wanna kiss?"
>stare
>hands me a Hershey kiss

[Anonymous No.12056382]

>>12056228
what are you, twelve? you're literally letting this happen to yourself

[Anonymous No.12056392]

>live alone in apartment
>never bothered getting a car since everything is close
>order groceries online 2-3 times a month
>delivery guys have been middle aged men
>suddenly the store changes things around
>now has fulltime employed delivery guy
>order groceries
>it arrives
>open door
>it's a 7/10 mid 20s girl
>over time we chit chat more and more during signing deliveries

This is it guys, I'm getting a wife, right??

[Anonymous No.12056486]

>>12051243
What grocery stores around you are open 24 hours?

[Anonymous No.12056495]

>>12056392
lol no she's just being friendly nerd

[Anonymous No.12056616]

>>12048949
they are the social media generation, having to post daily or else

[Anonymous No.12056619]

>>12048958
aw how cute, just be honest tho maybe she would love gay bff

[Anonymous No.12056636]

>>12047237
>caring what some pimply faced teenager thinks of you

[Anonymous No.12056642]

>>12047270
this is easily the worst post in this thread

[Anonymous No.12056712]

>>12052820
you do know where you are right?

[Anonymous No.12056733]

>having a party tonight, are we? :)

>back already? :)

[Anonymous No.12056945]

>>12052053
I frequent a grocer every morning before uni and one chick who works there recognises me and always small talks with me. On one hand it's cute but the other I just want to gtfo of there.

[Anonymous No.12056950]

>>12053416
Your prediction for when divers actually change the hand symbol to something else?

[Anonymous No.12057123]

>>12047270
I fired a couple people for doing that when I used to work at Whole Farts. Sorry fuckface, I already wrote you up for doing that once and you did it a second time. Wow!

[Anonymous No.12057209]

>>12052849
Are you trying to make some kind of desperation point or do you actually think like this?

[Anonymous No.12057307]

>>12054699
checked, with a bittersweet feel

[Anonymous No.12057314]

>>12056228
this is how transgendered persons are formed, mark

[Anonymous No.12057353]

>>12056950
Devil horns.

[Anonymous No.12057382]

>go to Starbucks for first time
>cashier asks for my name
>never go to Starbucks again
and that was 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.12057387]

>>12057382
I have a similar story
>go to local cafe
>cashier asks for name
>give fake name
>go again a fortnight later
>give another fake name
>"but I'm sure it started with an A last time"
>pause and say I gave my middle name this time
>get a funny look
>never go again
>avoid entire local shopping area for nearly three months so I don't have to pass the door

[Anonymous No.12057520]

>tfw the cashier is ringing up your bottle of vodka for the 3rd time this week
>he has to say "how are you"
>you have to say "good"
>he looks at you and you know he knows you know that he knows it's a lie
>"that'll be $13.46, do you want a bag?"

This is why I rotate stores

[Anonymous No.12057530]

>>12057520
I mean, rotating should have been an obvious need before this ever happened? You can only go back in the same week to a store you bought spirits from in order to get beer or wine. You can get spirits from that same store again the following week, but it has to be a different type of spirit so it's not obvious that you've already finished what you bought last week. And you can buy more at once than usual when it's close to the weekend because you could plausibly be having guests. Just make a spreadsheet to keep track of what you got where and when and you'll never have a problem.

[Anonymous No.12057534]

>>12057530
Sounds pretty autistic desu
Just get what you feel like

[Anonymous No.12057560]

>>12057387
>not doing the superior autist thing by saying "Huh? I've never been here before" while laughing awkwardly

[Anonymous No.12057573]

one day I will fuck that cute barista girl

[Anonymous No.12057590]

>>12055787
Ridley Scott certainly has fallen on hard times.

[Anonymous No.12057612]

>>12057530
Anon, boozespreadsheet.com is available. I think this is easily a $50 billion market globally.

[Anonymous No.12057635]

>>12047491
>a bacon cheeseburger on the side
I hate Americans.

[Anonymous No.12057704]

>>12055581
Was it Roberta? If so, I know that exact same goodwill tranny. Sucks a mean dick.

[Anonymous No.12057705]

>>12055943
You know you can buy Liquor from Amazon, right?

[Anonymous No.12057714]

>>12056375
That's PHD level flirting. Women dig guys with GFs.

[Anonymous No.12057717]

>>12056733
>having a party tonight, are we? :)
>no, just alcoholism :)
They'll never make small talk again, trust me.

[Anonymous No.12057724]

>>12057704
Different person

[Anonymous No.12057740]

>anata wa kirie desu
>what?
>a-anata wa kirie desu
>oh is that japanese? I'm Korean.
>oh
>what does it mean?
>haha nothing nevermind
WHY DO YOU WORK AT A SUSHI STORE

[Anonymous No.12057751]

>>12055785
kek, you fucking retard.
I can tell you had no idea what nonplussed meant and got mad someone would use words you don't understand, and then when you googled it and got the definition you STILL didn't understand it.

[Anonymous No.12057799]

>>12056733
this, i hate how they feel the need to point out whenever i buy alcohol

i just want to get drunk every night in peace

[Anonymous No.12057809]

>>12047197
>you recognize the cashier
>you recognize so many of them
>they all ignore you

[Anonymous No.12057823]

>>12057740
How does it feel to be legitimately autistic?

[Anonymous No.12057843]

>need a job
>can't apply to any of the stores I go to because they'll remember me as the guy that buys a six pack every day

[Anonymous No.12057844]

>That one cute cashier that might potentially be into you but you just chalk it up to her doing her job

One memorable one was when I got on her line and there were about 5 people ahead of me, she didn't talk to any of them but she made small talk with me. If she wasn't on a register I always caught her looking at me too, another day when I got on her line she looked like she was fighting back tears, I wanted to ask what was wrong but it seemed a little out of line.

I'm probably reaching though, I can't even get the time of day from 5's and she was like an 8.

[Anonymous No.12057845]

>>12057123
>t bootlicker

[Anonymous No.12057853]

>>12052386
>Go to small japanese shop for some ramune
>Eyeballed by some of the staff
>Whatever, I'll be in and out
>Get to qt cashier
>She lights the fuck up on eye contact
Smiles like that are intoxicating. Ramune is honestly kinda overpriced so I haven't been back since.

[Anonymous No.12057856]

>>12047491
newfags aplenty

[Anonymous No.12057920]

>>12055581
philosophy degree confirmed useless

[Anonymous No.12057994]

>toxic hell drive thru around 1 am
>small voice says something something your order
>give order
>extended silence
>miss are you there?
>yes i'm here
>order appears on screen
>drive around
>it's some transitioning freak
>never go back

[Anonymous No.12058012]

>>12057705
not where I live :(

[Anonymous No.12058013]

>>12057845
says the fag who has that picture saved to his computer

[Anonymous No.12058030]

>>12058013
this is just a guess, but i'd think he has it saved in order to call people bootlicker

[Anonymous No.12058059]

>>12052192
i fucked her two times before you

[Anonymous No.12058095]

>>12052192
why would you fuck her dude?
are you gay?

[Anonymous No.12058122]

>>12058013
>computer
it's clearly an iphone poster by the filename

[Anonymous No.12058141]

>>12050624
>tfw for me it's the opposite and every time i have a nice conversation with someone i reflect back on it and don't want to go
what is wrong with me. im not even awkward in person just the thought of socializing like that makes me afraid that i will be

[Anonymous No.12058146]

>Cashiers recognise you
>Reaches for the cigarettes before you're even at the till

And that's how I quit smoking.

[Anonymous No.12058156]

>cashier recognizes you on the street

[Anonymous No.12058186]

>>12047197
>you're the one people fear to be judged by
>tfw I'm not even a cashier

[Anonymous No.12058191]

>>12047197
>cashiers start giving each other looks and giggling as you walk in

[Anonymous No.12058192]

>>12050403
You know caller ID can work on cell phones also.

[Anonymous No.12058219]

>>12057717
>That sad look they give you after you say that

[Anonymous No.12058224]

>party at a friend's house
>order pizza
>delivery guy recognizes you and says "this isn't your house"

[Anonymous No.12058242]

>Drive for uber on off days
>Pick up cashier at her house
>She fakes a phone conversation the whole way to the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.12058246]

The grocery store cashier's recognize me as the guy who buys too much beer.
Sometimes they don't even check my I.D.
The judgmental looks they give are what really gets to me. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.12058251]

>>12058246
just tell them you have a growing family you need to keep quenched

[Anonymous No.12058277]

>>12047488
Dean Martin said that, not frank

[Anonymous No.12058319]

>>12047488
I drink because my dreams are too frightening/realistic and last way too long and I feel as if I'm stuck inside them, it's fucking scary

[Anonymous No.12058460]

>>12058319
That happened to me when I was going through withdrawals. Three times lol. First few nights any time I would dose off I'd go into a random incredibly scary, almost go pro cam dream where I can see, hear and everything but have no control. It's like liveleak the nightmares, it's horrible.

They do go away, though, it just takes a week of not really getting any sleep.

[Anonymous No.12058464]

>>12057845
I got paid to do it and they were dead weight. They knew the rules, and I made them very clear the first time it happened. I take it you've never had to manage a group of people before.

[Anonymous No.12058563]

>>12047197
I can relate OP. I went to McDonald's last night. I got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight too and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

Long story short, I feel your pain OP.

[Anonymous No.12058584]

>>12047491
>>12058563

[Anonymous No.12058590]

>>12058464
dante pls.

[Anonymous No.12058617]

>>12055598
seething janny.

[Anonymous No.12058789]

>customer notices you're drunk/high

[Anonymous No.12058848]

>>12058789
>drinking/getting high at work
you're a real winner alright

[Anonymous No.12058856]

>>12047197
>Cashier notices you used to work here

[Anonymous No.12058870]

>>12058848
hey, fuck it man

[Anonymous No.12058887]

>>12058870
That's winner talk!

[Anonymous No.12058894]

>>12058887
it's just sad because my coworkers who are presumably sober are still worse at their job

[Anonymous No.12058906]

>someone recognizes you on the street because you used to be a cashier at a place they frequented
>trying not to let on I have no fucking clue who they are

[Anonymous No.12058907]

>>12058894
Being the fastest kid at retard olympics isn't anything to be proud of, son.

[Anonymous No.12058911]

>>12058907
i'm still the Winner

[Anonymous No.12058942]

>>12058911
Sure you are, son. Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.12059053]

>>12056392
Just order a big bag of XXL condoms and hopefully she deliver it.

[Anonymous No.12059084]

>>12052099
Yeah but...Just tell him that and youll be fine

[Anonymous No.12059087]

>Hey, how are you?
>Good thanks, yourself?
>Yeah, good. How's things?

Never to return

[Anonymous No.12059365]

>>12050371
Could be worse. You could be recognized as the guy who faps at Publix bathrooms

[Anonymous No.12059444]

>>12047237
Bro they work at a pizza joint, they don't give a shit. They might feel like customers judge them for working there.

[Anonymous No.12059498]

>>12047197
>>cashier recognizes you
Why the fuck wouldn't the cashier recognize you? It's pretty fucking normal

[Anonymous No.12059679]

>>12047291
Same here bro. Gotta limit the supply on hand

[Anonymous No.12060000]

>>12050371
Oh man, our garbage man used to bring dog treats for the pup. He would freak out every time a large truck rolled by.
Dude retired, though.

[Anonymous No.12060087]

>>12047226
I used to buy a 12 pack of beer per day at the same place, never realized how often I went until I offered my ID, and the clerk waved his hand and said, "Frequent flyer miles."