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This is what 57 cents will get you in India.

>> No.12041233

>>12041227
57 cents to have the shits?
sign me up!

>> No.12041234

>>12041233
Its even better because It looks the same as it does coming out.

>> No.12041238

it's super healthy, you can eat as much as you want and you won't get fat

>> No.12041257
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12041257

How much fecal matter is hidden in the food?

>> No.12041268

>>12041257
All of it, especially if you're buying the "food" within India's borders.

>> No.12041269

>>12041257
how did they make this shart?

>> No.12041270

>>12041257
what the fuck india????

>> No.12041297

>>12041270
>>12041269
In case you're wondering, I believe the large amounts of fecal matter on the streets have to do with the large amount of spices consumed within their food, alongside with their lack of hygiene.

>> No.12041317

>>12041257
bullshit, this is a tornado

>> No.12041320

>>12041270
It's wave height during the 2004 tsunami

>> No.12041328

>>12041317
>bullshit
shit confirmed anon. Shit. confirmed.

>> No.12041351

>>12041238
>fry everything
>add copious amounts of butter
>desserts are soaked in sugar
>"healthy"

>> No.12041371

>>12041227
No thank you.

>> No.12041377

>>12041257
What's going on on the northern coast of western australia?

>> No.12041380

>>12041351
It doesn't matter how fattening the food is, it's ETHNIC!
Fucking bigot.

>> No.12041388

>>12041377
isn't that where you guys have to chase off the poo people coming in on boats to suck up your gibs?

>> No.12041415

>>12041227
>4 of the cheapest rolls on earth
>literally just some bits of uncooked onion
>watery shit slop

Yeah you couldn't pay me to eat that shit

>> No.12041420

>>12041227
Does it come with dysentery?

>> No.12041423

>>12041227
I could go for some dal now. Toor or urid, which should I make?

>> No.12041430

>>12041227
did the cook wear gloves?

>> No.12041444

>>12041377
You ever take a nasty, farty shit and get little chunks imprinted on the side of the toilet bowl, and flushing doesn't wash it off? It's like that.

>> No.12041469

>>12041317
>this is a tornado
technically called a shitstorm

>> No.12041474

>>12041423
>Turd or urine

>> No.12041476

>>12041420
Comes and goes

>> No.12041484
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12041484

>your choice of salmonella, shigella, O157 or campylobacter, sirr

>> No.12041515

>>12041227
>>12041233
>>12041234
Made me spit my drink all over my screen.

>> No.12041582

>>12041257
>>12041320
https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/pubs/outstand/tito2809/tito2809.shtml

>> No.12042048

>>12041515
Mind if I save it?

Thanks for joining us tonight Drew.

>> No.12042056

>>12042048
Keep it, it's all yours my friend.

>> No.12042080
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12042080

1600 rupee
25 usd
watching sonny eat all this shit made me want to try another indian place but I know it will all just be overspriced garbage like always

>> No.12042093

>>12042056
Tell Melanie to make you get off your fat butt and clean the keyboard for once! hahah

>> No.12042098

>>12042093
Thanks Brie

>> No.12042108
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>>12041257
A lot considering it's part of their religion to wipe with their hands then rinse their ass.

>> No.12042118
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>>12041227
Indian food is delicious, just make your own to avoid unsanitary restaurant conditions.

>> No.12042149

>>12042080
>Indian munchy box

>> No.12042175

>4 fucking rolls
>1/4 cup raw onion
>overmicrowaved tv dinner slop
great...

>> No.12042187

>>12042118
does it taste the same without the shit?

>> No.12042195

>>12041227
you have to go to india to eat it tough

>> No.12042248

>>12041227
wow 57 cents for some bread, a chopped onion, and some sauce. take that you dumb capitalist Americans with your $2 food

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>>12041227
>This is what 57 cents will get you in India.
why the fuck would i pay to eat literal shit

>> No.12042352

>>12041515
based

>> No.12042354

>>12041227
>57 cents
HA, what's that over there? A week's pay?

>> No.12042361

>>12042345
i see you don't know what literal means

>> No.12042378
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>>12042361
>just because it doesnt look shit it doesnt mean it is shit
stop doing mental gymnastics you streetshitter

>> No.12042686

>>12041423
>Toor
is the way always bc

>> No.12042693

>>12042378
Lol that gif!

>> No.12042705

I mean, $0.75 could buy you a house in India.

>> No.12042718

>>12041227
looks like diarrhea

>> No.12042719

>>12041257
F U T U R E S U P E R P O W E R

>> No.12042728
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>>12041257
>indians LITERALLY shitting on australians an ocean away

>> No.12042729

>>12041227
Food will most likely be cheaper in poor countries. Why boast about it?

>> No.12042731

>>12041227
But where are the limes

>> No.12042777

>>12041227
You can see where they pissed in that curry. Also Indians wipe with their hands.

>> No.12043262

>>12042187
It actually tastes better with proper cooking methods. Have you ever had indian food?

>> No.12043313

>>12041227
There's too much onion.

>> No.12043389

You can barely buy a piece of bread with that money where i'm from, what type of bullshit

>> No.12043398

>>12042195
Good point lmao

>> No.12043468

>>12042361
>used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling
Hmm...

>> No.12043472
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>>12041257
>that red on Antarctica's northern coast

>> No.12043482

>>12041257
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but this isn't real. The data might be, but it has nothing to do with fecal anything

>> No.12043511

>>12041257
It actually says tsunami/indo in the URL above the map. Are people really that stupid?

>> No.12043704

>>12041257
>PPM
>POO PER MEAL

topkek OP

>> No.12043733

>>12041227
its price is relative to the economy no shit if you take your usd or £ it will go miles in india

>> No.12043759

I sometimes get really itchy along my asscrack and by suprise i often find some chunks of undigested peanuts in my asshole, so i pluck them out and tell them "you won't survive this time" before i gulp them down.

It's a tradition in india for seeking enlightment, teaching us that your enemies are stinky, but you should still eat da poo poo.

>> No.12043771

>>12043759
Other cultures are so fascinating.

>> No.12043797

>>12041227
Hell yeah. I love having a shitty side of chopped onions. I love to just spoon that shit up. Can’t get enough.

>> No.12043891
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12043891

You get 57 cents for doing this in India

>> No.12043901

>>12041227
+ 3 days of diarrhea

>> No.12043970

>>12042345
You are a German perhaps?

>> No.12044359

>>12041227
Tapeworm included? ;) let's party. ;0 ...xoxo

>> No.12044392

>>12041515
upvoted

>> No.12044400

>>12041238
Dude it's full of ghee and pac is pure carbs

>> No.12044404

>>12041227
You can also buy the same dish for 500 rupees in a nice clean restaurant

>> No.12044415

>>12043891
I literally saw a guy doing that in Thailand once. No protective equipment of course, he was just wearing flipflops and shorts, standing balls deep in shit. It was outside of that grocery store around Sukhumvit Soi 7 (or maybe 5 or 9 or 11, one of the odd numbered ones opposite the Landmark Hotel near Nana Plaza).

Made me glad I was a rich Western sex tourist and not a dirt-poor illiterate Asian peasant.

>> No.12044953

>>12041515
+1 upvote for you, good sir

>> No.12044962

>>12041380
Only racist flyovers refer to food from “those” places as ethnic.

>> No.12044967

>>12041227
But does it get me some bitch lasagna?

>> No.12045366

>>12042108
Is this what they do after praying to their seven-armed lobster lady goddess?

>> No.12046675

>>12043482
As if poltards give a shit about facts or reality

>> No.12046686

>>12041233
t. american with an aspartame bombarded microbiome

>> No.12046690

>>12041257
India doing it's part to fight global warming by seeding plankton

>> No.12046695

>>12041227
57¢ for bloody bowels is a fucking bargain.
At least antibiotics are OTC there.
MSRA and similar from India will be the end of humanity, mark my words.

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This is what a 20 cnets bus ticket will get you in India.

>> No.12046724

>>12046707
BOY LASGNA!
>wipes brow

>> No.12046846

>>12044415
>>12043891
they learned it from Dad
https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/night/pit-stop

>> No.12046858

>>12046707
pakistan. Indians at least rape girls.

>> No.12046867

>>12046858
>pakistan. Indians at least rape girls.
KEK, sure about this ?

>> No.12046879

>>12046707
these are the kind of people that liberals champion

>> No.12046913
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>>12046879
I like the vid, it shows men bonding together and have something in comon.
Its like a US BBQ

>> No.12046914

>>12041227
Getting your stomach pumped only costs 57 cents?

>> No.12046937

>>12046867
yes. that webm is from a documentary on pakistan.

>> No.12046992

>>12046707
>but what else could I do?
>he was that kind of boy anyway
wtf

>> No.12047063

Can someone legit explain to me WHY indians shit in the street? Like, I understand it in rural locations where they may not have toilets. But there have been several programs launched to get toilets to everyone in India, and programs to get them to USE the damn things. There's even a fucking romantic comedy about it. BUT NO ONE WANTS TO USE THE TOILET. WHY?

>> No.12047085

>>12047063
>Can someone legit explain to me WHY indians shit in the street?
Its a local fetish, a kind of foot fetish mixed with stepping on Scat.
Thats it

>> No.12047088

>>12047063
Toilet witches

>> No.12048081

>>12041227
along with some diarhea too.

>> No.12048525

>>12042080
That looks like your missing half the breads for this amount of stuff.

>> No.12048533

Every time I see or hear the word India I have an irresistible, autistic impulse to scream the word "INDIA" in the most cartoonish Indian accent possible.
Anyone else?

>> No.12048565

>>12048533
No one understands me
I am the loneliest man in history

>> No.12048613

>>12046858
That ain't much better anon

>> No.12048789

>>12048533
i just feel an insatiable urge to defend kashmir and carry a kirpan

>> No.12048831

>>12044415
Did you go to Thailand to fuck ladyboys?

>> No.12048911

>>12046707
I cant wait for these people to replace us

>> No.12048923

>>12041227
A big pile of fuck?

>> No.12048948

>>12041257
based india shitting on ausfailia

>> No.12049067
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>>12041227
Together with E-Coli and diarrhea.

>> No.12049080

>>12041227
Never have I seen a joke repeated so many times in one thread. Unoriginal fucks.

>> No.12049095

The key, it would seem, is to know someone who can cook all these foods but knows what sanitary behavior is like - maybe discuss it with them beforehand...

>> No.12049371

>>12041227
I'm poor, shoud I gather about 5000€ and then move to India and try to build a start-up?

>> No.12049414

>>12041257
>designated shitting subcontinent

>> No.12049422

>>12041257
>all the (you) faggots actually believing this is real
just how fucking gullible are you cunts?

>> No.12049452

>>12049422
India is actually a very clean country and other countries send teams of scientists there to learn how to sanitary practices at home and be clean

>> No.12049462

>>12041227
Looks pretty gross. I wouldn't eat it if someone payed me 10$

>> No.12050157

>>12041320
why do you have to shit on my parade

>> No.12050584
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>>12041227
>57 cents for a bunch of ass fuel

>> No.12052002

>>12041227
>utensils
I don't believe you

>> No.12052018
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>>12041257

>> No.12052923

>>12042175
this. while it's still a good deal, it's not really noteworthy in terms of the quantity of food you're getting.