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I'll have a water, no ice with extra lemon please. And if you wouldn't mind, it looks like our table ran out of sugar packets.

>> No.12040147

Sorry, we're all out of lemons.

>> No.12040152

Waiting tables is the stupidest fucking job of all time.

It is easily the worst job in a restaurant. Absolute bitch work.

>> No.12040155

>>12040147
Did I say lemon? I meant lime as I can see the bar is absolutely stacked with them.

>> No.12040156

>>12040155
>oh shit, i fucked up better pretend any customer from a table can see behind the bar
Stop, you're garbage at this.

>> No.12040159

>>12040156
if he's ordering food why would they say no? they want a tip

>> No.12040160

>do you have a cruelty-free menu?

>> No.12040162

>>12040159
>i can't read
I guess it must be the weekend.

>> No.12040163

>>12040152
Yet at the right restaurant the waitress can make more in a day than a skilled laborer makes in a week. Tax free too since only chumps report their tips

>> No.12040170

>>12040156
Uh excuse me? Just because I'm 6'9"and my freakishly long torso allowed me to peak over the bar does not give you the right to condescend to me. I will NOT be tipping for this rude behavior. I demand to speak with your manager immediately.

>> No.12040173

>>12040170
I should post this to r/4chan, where it belongs.

>> No.12040174

>>12040163
I would rather do garbage pickup than put myself in a position where a wealthy persons 9 year old son is allowed to order me to stir his chocolate milk more.

>> No.12040183

>>12040173
Are you a waiter? Your contempt in this no lemon scenario is palpable

>> No.12040189

>>12040183
I'm just literate, that's the bare minimum to be disgusted by your replies.

>> No.12040204

>>12040189
>It's a schizo gets angry over lemons episode and can't even keep the conversation straight

>> No.12040214

>>12040162
elaborate, cumwad, tell me what your brainlet IQ has inferred as immutable truth from OP

>> No.12040378

>>12040145
my grandparents do this and theyre the worst people on the planet so what does that tell you

>> No.12040993

>>12040145
why are they all sitting on one end of the table?

>> No.12041019

>>12040145
It looks like my friend is making some lemonade. That does sound delicious.

For me, I'll have Bangs Root Beer with extra Aged Thyme.

>> No.12041038

>>12040378
Did your grandpa call you a faggot?

>> No.12041099

What are you, the cockroach alien from Men in Black?

>> No.12041103

Roleplaying is against the rules.
>>>/quest/

>> No.12041130

plain warter > shitty lemonade

>> No.12041154
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>>12041103
Roleplaying threads are such utter reddit tier faggot bullshit

>> No.12041182

>>12041103
>>12041154
it's not roleplaying it's an attempt to get a thread started that isn't about fast food

>> No.12041225

>>12040156
I bet you are fun at parties.

>> No.12041271

>>12040145
I'll just have water. Thank you.

>> No.12041308
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12041308

>I'd like a Coke with plenty ice
>Is Pepsi okay?
>Sure
>Are shards of glass from the freezer okay instead of ice?
>Sure

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>>12041182
well, it's a retarded faggot thread

>> No.12041333

>>12041308
>We actually ran out of tap water. But we do offer 12 oz bottled sparkling water for just $1.99

>> No.12041641

>>12040174
and yet, you couldn't get that job because trash men are well paid and unionized in major cities. they dont like just anyone in. youd have to go to bumfuck nowhere and make shit money to even start that job. i forgot no one on 4chan actually goes outside

>> No.12041657

>>12040173
Fuck off faggot

>> No.12041661

Can someone who this thread to me?

>> No.12041689

>>12041308
Why would they put glass shards in the freezer?

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>>12041689
>Why would they put glass shards in the freezer
Anon, doesn't have a broken glass freezer.

>> No.12042697

>>12041099
Best post