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>alright mr serial killer, time for your final meal. What will it be?

>> No.12036812

>>12036811

Spring water and table salt, thank you very much.

>> No.12036815

>>12036811
A buffet.

psst,I will eat forever that way they cant kill me because my "last" meal isn't done.

>> No.12036828

>>12036811
bag of chips

>> No.12036833

>>12036811
Foie gras

>> No.12036834

give me the mcChicken
I promised Satan I'd bring him only the best fast food sandwich

>> No.12036838

>>12036815
Wow, that's clever!

>> No.12036854

>lives in a no-death-penalty state
probably stewed prunes or something because I'll be 199 years old at my last meal

>> No.12036858

ur mom's pussy

>> No.12036862
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>>12036811

>> No.12036895

>>12036838
Thanks!
>>12036862
What an odd file name,sir and or ma'am.

>> No.12036903
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12036903

Scoobies fat burner slaw, roasted carrots, publix rotisserie chicken, some big pickles, Marucahn beef raman, and a couple cans of Tab.

>> No.12036910

>>12036903
i got a big pickle for u right here

>> No.12036926

my body weight in curry please.

>> No.12036927
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>>12036811
You piggy, and any other swine that tries to kill me.

>> No.12036958

>>12036811
I'd like 20 star fruits. I have dead kidneys so they're guaranteed to kill me before i get to the gas chamber.

>> No.12036961

>>12036811
Something greasy and heavy. I'm going to hell on a full stomach and the c/o can clean the shit from my pants while im burning

>> No.12036970

one child please

>> No.12036973

Nigger skin

>> No.12036979 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8LPiFzuuo

>> No.12036981

one penis sir

>> No.12036982 [DELETED] 

https://www.bitchute.com/video/05jmmxv6VMk4/

>> No.12036984

whatever puts the worst poo in my pants when i relax my bowels
so i guess we're going to chipotle, again

>> No.12037004

>>12036811
one potion of resist electricity, please

>> No.12037007

>>12037004
We don't have electricity,is bullet ok?

>> No.12037342

>>12036811
Her heart
I'm just kidding, can I get someone to bring over a Pelegrino from this store, have this lady carry the beef into the aisle before you make it a la carte the way Chinese food women do and then when you aren't looking, I'm going to my head in it so could you put a lot of salt in it and some water on the side, please?

I know where you live now

>> No.12037350

My boyfriend's farts

>> No.12037356

>>12036984
Haha dont forget tacobell. Funny meme haha

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>>12036811
>cheese ravioli and some pesto sauce please

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>>12036895
>and or ma'am

>> No.12037400

The world's rarest truffle

>> No.12037407

A Whopper , Supreme Pizza , Heineken , KFC chicken , Coke and a Marlboro Red.

>> No.12037417
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Meme answer; eternal stew
Actual answer; good bread, good cheese, bottle of red. They'd probably deny me the boose, though. Fucking pigs.
I always liked the idea that one guy had with a single pitted olive so a tree would grow from his body, but I doubt it would actually work. Especially with all the preservatives the Americans put in their corpses.

>> No.12037431

>>12036927
This is one of my fav pictures of all time

>> No.12037475

>>12036811

A salad dressed with the pussy juice of a 18 year old virgin.

Execution on indefinite hold while The State tries to find a 18 year old virgin female.

>> No.12037511

>>12037417
>Pitted olive
>Growing a tree

Anon, I...

>> No.12037523

>about to be executed
>food cooked in a prison

Ideally something like fruit/cheese/bread to start, a decent cut of pork/beef (grilled or pan fried) with some nice greens/salad, risotto or cold pasta salad and sorbet with a cup of good decaf coffee. Realistically I'd probably just take the steak and eggs and eat a bite or two.

>> No.12037528

>>12036811
kebabs

>> No.12037537

A live pig for me to eat, trotters-up, so my fellow convicts and prison guards can endure the screams it makes as it’s slowly eaten alive.

And a Fanta.

>> No.12037555
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>lamb vindaloo
>chili (with beans)
>scrambled eggs
>coleslaw
>six Pilsner Urquells
After that, I will shit my pants in no time. Good luck with that Mr. Guard.

>> No.12037561

>>12037511
Does pitted mean the pit is removed? You know what I meant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ

>> No.12037568

A bacon cheese burger and a lobster tail because fuck the jews

>> No.12037571

Give me the world's rarest truffle. And while they search for it I'll make my escape!

Though I'll be missing out on the world's rarest truffle..

>> No.12037593

>>12036903
He looks like he skipped leg (((and penis))) day

>> No.12037600

>>12036811
Probably steak and lobster, honestly. Maybe chocolate pecan pie and vanilla ice cream for dessert

>> No.12037602

>>12036926
>>12036961
>>12036984
>>12037555
>heehee I'll shit mah pants as I die so teh prison has to clean it up! tee hee!

Good. Give the prison the excuse to turn the fire hose on your corpse. 2 final indignities.

Our culture needs a return to Stoicism.

>> No.12037605

>>12037561
Inflammable means flammable

>> No.12037616

>>12037602
Also this doesn't make any sense because it's not like they kill you right after feeding you. Normally you're fed the night before, up to a couple days prior to the execution.

>> No.12037620

>>12037602
Good wash after death? I will give them permission for sure.

>> No.12037628

>>12037602
>Our culture needs a return to Stoicism.
He says, unabashedly and without a hint of self-awareness

>> No.12037631

>>12037475
Well you didn't state female

>> No.12037647

>>12037602
>our culture
Nigga, everybody isn't an amerifat

>> No.12037738

Cumberland Sausages and buttery Maris Piper mash, with onion gravy & garden peas. A pint of London Porter on the side.

>> No.12037770

>>12037602
CLEAN ME UP WAGIE

>> No.12037989

>>12036811
a Reuben with a side of low-mayo potato salad, with a scar 17 and a presential pardon please

>> No.12038123

>>12036811
A McChicken sandwich with three packs of McChicken sauce on the side.

>> No.12038319

>>12036811
Ask for a mug of ballerina tea and a huge cheese pizza. Since I am lactose intolerant, after I die poo will go everywhere

>> No.12038329

>>12038123
Wait are you the 3 sauce guy?

>> No.12038336

>>12036811
Cereal

>> No.12038343

>>12038336
You can have bretty much anytang and you want cereal. Jimmies are rustled.

>> No.12038346

>>12038329
Three for freee

>> No.12038359

>>12038346
Cool!

>> No.12038369

One Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20-oz. cherry Cokes, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream.

>> No.12038389

Can I have loli cunny?

>> No.12038404

Extra spicy lamb Vindaloo, two cabbage rolls, two large coffees, and a pint of extra creamy vanilla ice cream.

I am going to stink up the execution chamber for whoever has to use it next.

>> No.12038478

>>12036811
A medium dominoes cheese pizza with stuffed crust, 2 5 guys cheeseburgers, 4 large mcdonalds fries and strawberry malt milkshake.

Not only do I not have to worry about cholesterol any more, but too much fried food makes me farty. I'm not going to make it easy on them.

>> No.12038494

>>12036811
Five gallons of coffee and three pounds of laxitives.

>> No.12038502

>>12037431
Good taste. I smashed that fukken saved option so fast.

>> No.12038520

>>12036811
A bag of crisps
Some nice chips
A time machine so I can go back in time and threaten to kick the prosecutor in his nuts so that I walk

>> No.12038531

>>12036811
mcchicken and a bang's root beer please

>> No.12038629

>>12036811

A slice of watermelon, a slice of cantaloupe, 2 fried chicken thighs, a kimchi pancake with some ginger soy sauce, a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream, and a can of grape soda

>> No.12038637

>>12036815
So clever, so original

>>12036811
I’d take a nice stuffed crust pizza with garlic brushed crust.

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>> No.12038686

>>12038629
AS someone that spent some time inside, I can tell you THAT is a realistic request. Also, you;re black.

>> No.12038691

>>12038686
>>12038629
I'm not convinced I'm not being trolled, it's so stereotypical.
That said, I wouldn't be mad about it if that's what I got.

>> No.12038696

A McRib and a Shamrock Shake.

>> No.12038729

2 mcdoubles, add mac sauce
red baron pepperoni pizza
mozerella sticks
hannaford brand garlic bread
mashed potatoes with beef gravy

>> No.12038748

>>12037593
How much should I add to the rack for penis day?

>> No.12038749
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>> No.12038771

>>12038748
I usually add your mum, but that's probably too much weight for most people.

>> No.12038778
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>>12036811
A chip butty.

>> No.12038789

>>12036811
oliet bangs and a 'go 'za

>> No.12038790

>>12038771
ah so

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>>12036811
Digiorno pizza dipping strips w/ creamy garlic sauce. It literally does not get any better than this. If you disagree then fuck you.

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>>12038691
No joke nigga, you'd be surprised at what you come to covet. Usually stuff you grew up on and can't get no more. I would stab a man for a tub of cheap vanilla ice cream and bucket of pecans from my old tree in Georgia. I'd shell em and all.

Oh god, just thinking about it...

>> No.12038813

A starter of deep fried langoustines with tartar sauce dip. 2nd course, my grans paella, 3rd course, a lamb tikka dhansak with pilau rice and a chapatti. 4th course, a lamb donner kebab with plenty of sliced red cabbage. 5th course, a bowl of koka brand tom yum flavour ramen with a halved soft boiled egg. 6th course, spaghetti in a white wine and cream sauce with mussels, scallops and shrimp. 7th course, a carbonara.

No dessert.

>> No.12038828

>>12038808
Not even gonna lie, suburban white boy stuntin', I want the old McDonald's fries which were fried in tallow back.
That shit was magical when I was a kid. Too tasty.
Then you'd go make some dirt ramps to hit on your bike.

>> No.12038850

>>12038813
final one meal nigga not 7.

>> No.12038920
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>>12038828
That's right yo. Broke my collar bone doing tha--

FUCK. Damn nigger friend wants to check out the new noodle house in town. I just wanted to drink and watch netflix. I told him to come on down... That means I gotta put pants on.... SHIT!

This is the price of friendship, /ck/!

>> No.12038933

ill have some cut up hot dogs in kraft dinner with non-refrigerated ketchup, thanks

>> No.12038974

A munchy box and three quarts of ranch dressing, please.

>> No.12039518

Sun Chips and Crystal Geysers.

>> No.12039594
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bottle of rye and cuban cigar.

>> No.12039616

>>12036811
Yer daughters cunny.

>> No.12039671

>>12037342
Based schizo

>> No.12039704

>>12038369
That is the guy that ruined it for everybody else.

>> No.12039728

>>12036811
Eggo waffles
Mrs. Butterworth
Glass of whole milk.

White trash and proud.

>> No.12039751

Omelette du fromage

>> No.12039899

mcdonald's biscuits and gravy (two orders)
mcdonald's hashbrowns (three)
mcdonald's ten piece mcnugget with hot mustard
dozen potstickers with dipping sauce
cheeseburger and chili cheese tots with onions and jalapenos from my favorite place
jalapeno slim jim
bag of assorted candy
strawberry cake
mexican coca cola
peach and watermelon-flavored perrier mineral water

>> No.12039908

>>12036811
I’ll have one ounce of lead pellets served hot and fast from the barrel of a 12 guage please.

>> No.12039941

Carbonara with peas and mushrooms
a ribeye steak
raspberry cheesecake
Whole milk, hell fuck it, give me a carton of half and half to drink

>> No.12040009

a bowl of carolina reapers

>> No.12040040

burger and fires
i'm a simple man

>> No.12040054

>ctrl+f chicken fried steak
>0/0
You fucking idiots.

Chicken fried steak with cream gravy
Mashed potatoes
Braised cabbage with bacon
Coca-Cola with extra ice in a styrofoam cup
Blackberry cobbler

>> No.12040063

>>12040054
Grandpa, who let you on 4chan again? You’re supposed to be playing bingo with Mrs. Wilson.

>> No.12040100
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Please let me eat BDH asshole.

>> No.12040117

Beef pho with brisket and steak, 2 chorizo tacos, 1 plate of spicy buffalo wings, 1 pepperoni personal pan pizza from pizza hut, 2 Mexican coca colas, 1 bratwurst with german potato salad, a few pieces of general tsos chicken, 2 falafel with tahini, a bacon cheeseburger with fries and a slice of blueberry lemon pie.

>> No.12040118

>>12036903
You can buy ramen in prison, at that point you'd probably be sick as fuck of ramen.

>> No.12040127
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>ask for chik-fil-a on Sunday

>> No.12040134
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>>12037400
Go on...

>> No.12040682
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>>12036811
A burger medium rare with red onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo, a small pepperoni pizza and a large strawberry milkshake

>> No.12040688

Just get me a Mcdouble.

>> No.12040694

>>12036811
1 gallon of prune juice

>> No.12040708
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I'd like something from Raisins

>> No.12040712

>>12036811
The liver and heart of my prime minster (Mark Rutte)

>> No.12040719

>>12037602
They can put the fire hose up his anus and do the execution and cleaning up in one fell swopp.

>> No.12040743

>>12036811
>have deathly peanut allergy
>request Thai food
>die of anaphylaxis before they can even reach an EpiPen

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>>12036815
>sir and or ma'am

>> No.12041497
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>>12036811
>A soggy takeaway meatball hoagie from a sketchy new york pizza/pasta joint
>a pint of Ol'Smokey "moonshine"
>3 tubes of gogurt
>strawberry flavored anal lube
>a large container of GNC brand fish oil pills
>some driftwood.

>> No.12041501

>>12039594
Are you a dysfunctionally obease southern man?

>> No.12041516

>>12036834
>when they bring you an Original Chicken Sandwich

>> No.12041526

>>12041501

southerners typically drink bourbon as rye was only really available in the north

>> No.12041531

It's gotta be the McDLT

>> No.12041927

porterhouse, rare, creamy horse radish
king crab
lobster with butter
red lobster cheese biscuits
cookie dough ice cream

water and red wine, preferably a bottle of merlot

>> No.12042514
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>>12036811
I'll have whatever Bourdain had

>> No.12042578

>>12042514
One case of you finding out your #metoo girlfriend actually #himtoo'd an underage co-star herself.

>> No.12043361

roast pork with skin. then after eating, say "tastes just like human flesh, thanks for the memories'

>> No.12043748

A can of rockstar, full throttle, and NOS.
Italian bread sticks. Beef chili. Potatoes.
and a pack of cigs.

>> No.12043782

>>12036811
100 chicken nuggets 5 large fries 2 2litres of coke

>> No.12044518
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12044518

18 bagel bites, cool ranch Doritos, some RC cola, a Gansito and a pint of lum laisin. It's very nostalgic.

>> No.12044553

Bring me 50 cinnabons. Let's see how many I can eat. No sense in feeling shame at this point

>> No.12044558

>>12036811
One live baby please.

>> No.12044619
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>>12037738
>not superior ESB

>> No.12044654

>>12040127
Sorry Chick-fil-a isn't open, we just got you cafeteria food.

>> No.12045789

chicken fried steak & eggs with a side of mashed potatoes & gravy, a pot of coffee, and a pack of marlboro reds desu

>> No.12045811 [DELETED] 

I always chuckle at the thought that Brandon Schwaab could literally beat almost every single person on the planet up. Everyone in the NFL, almost every Olympic gold medallist, 99.99999999% of normal people...

>> No.12046767

one live dog please, with a side of baby blood

>> No.12046779
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>>12036811
>implying I would get caught

Oh I am laffin!

>> No.12046966

>>12036811
one glass of Lemon Pepsi Twist, please

>> No.12046974
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Some shrimp in garlic butter
A couple ribs and a pulled pork slider
A burger from someones backyard bbq/cookout
Chocolate milk
Evian water with clear ice cubes
A slice of pastrami
Half a blueberry bagel with cream cheese
Half a cheesesteak with provolone and onion
2 jars of clauson pickle spears
Cup of good mac and cheese
Fresh bread and butter

>> No.12047053
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>>12046974
Fucking fatass. Gonna have to turn the chair up to high to cook through all the extra blubber.

>> No.12047066

>>12036811
Why the fuck would i think of food when i'm about to die? Give me a ghb overdose so i can slumber forever.

>> No.12047322

>>12047053
Sorry ill just do oven chicken breast and broccoli

>> No.12047529
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>>12036811
One rack of Dr pepper ribs please!

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assorted bbq platter
1 liter ice cold coke
1 liter ice water
hot homemade apple pie
1 quart quality vanila icecream
2 after dinner mints

>> No.12047599

1lb fried shrimp
1 pound boiled gulf shrimp
I developed a deadly allergy too Shell fish 2 years ago. I'm going out with that sweet taste in my face

>> No.12047647

KFC 8pc extra crispy
2 large McD fries
1 crunchwrap supreme
8 jalapeno poppers
Half rack of baby backs
6 chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate peanutbutter milkshake
44 oz Dr pepper

>> No.12047655

>>12036811
All you can eat buffet.

I am a very slow eater.

>> No.12047673

Preferably an original thread

>> No.12047675

>>12036811
A medium-rare Wagyu steak basted with garlic butter, gnocchi lungi, my grandmother's cookies and milk, shwarma, my grandmother's chicken soup, and a literal bucket of beluga caviar just to fuck over the prison

>> No.12047686

>>12038778
fucking degenerate

>> No.12047783

liver
mashed potatoes and gravy
perogies
3 cups ice water
pack of players plain

>> No.12047815

>>12047783
...fuck. Did we do time together?

Gary?

>> No.12047820

>>12036811
2 gallons of water

>> No.12049109

>>12047820
I have the impression that's one of the worst ways to die

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Crunchwrap Supreme
4 Dorito Locos Tacos
1 Extra Large Baja Blast

And if any girl is willing to, dessert is to eat woman asshole

>> No.12049255

>>12038642
This, with a roll/biscuit/cornbread slice and some sort of cobbler (peach) or pie (key lime or pecan) to finish off with. Plenty of sweet tea as well.

>> No.12049261

>>12036811
A well done steak with ketchup and a bottle of 2037 wine

>> No.12049614

>>12036811
Mary browns fried chicken, butter chicken with rice and naan, steamed broccoli, shrimp dumplings, and a red apple.

>> No.12049633

borgar and drink please

>> No.12049960

French onion soup, good homemade mac and cheese, pulled pork, cherry dr pepper, banana creme pie, a good lemon bar.
sigh.

>> No.12049981

>feel down sometimes
>watch documentary about deathrow inmates
>that feeling of utter helplessness that time is ticking and no matter what you do you're going to walk that mile and die
>even if you fight, they will bring in 5 armoured large security guards to carry you there
>I can't imagine having the appetite to even think about food

man there's nothing like a good prison documentary to make you feel glad that you're free and not trapped with the clock ticking.

>> No.12050000

>>12036811
Spicy italian sausage marinara, penne, fresh-grated parmigiano reggiano, cabernet, and then milk-and-honey gelato for dessert.

Comfort food for the doomed.

>> No.12050021

>>12050000
quadruples.
the last for numbers of your post id match

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>>12036811
Three portions of sprinkle ramen

>> No.12050219

>>12036811
I-I'm not hungry...

>> No.12050327

>>12050000
denied
no alcohol allowed

>> No.12050391

>>12036811
A nice pint of horse cum.

Seriously, just to see their reactions and being presented with a pint of horse jizz.

>> No.12050402

>>12036811
Fuck, I’m gonna miss /ck/ when all the Chans get shut down.

>> No.12050406

>>12050209
*Sweet Sundae Ramen

>> No.12050440

>>12036811
>You don't need to do anything mr jailor, but I have to eat a bowl of eggs