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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>> No.12035409

fuck off

>> No.12035415

based and

>> No.12035544

>>12035384
aw do you miss karan's chicken parmesan

>> No.12035574

>>12035384
no, but women today are getting lazier. the only female friend my age can only do easy dinners that dont take more than 30 minutes to make, prep and all. older women i work with in their 40s and 50s are all pretty decent when cooking, or at least they have a good dozen recipes to rely on. im 29 btw, and its a shame i have a hard enough time finding women that are into cooking like i am. i dont want to be the bitch in a relationship, im not doing your chores you lazy cunt

>> No.12035895

Food tastes best when it's made by someone who loves you

>> No.12035918

>>12035895
too bad no one loves me

>> No.12035921

>>12035415
redpilled

>> No.12035933

>>12035384
>making this thread again
I feel sorry that you've never had a woman cook a good meal for you, sad sack of incel shit

>> No.12035949

>>12035933
>t. seething roastie

>> No.12035957

In my entire Californian life, I have met 4 women who can cook outside of my family.

Just holy fuck are most lazy and "lol jack in the box tacos are amazing"

>> No.12035960

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.12035980

>>12035960
there it is

>> No.12036000

I've made peace with the reality that most women won't be able to cook as well as I do. Now the only thing I want is someone who can help by doing some basic prep work.

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12036015

They can be taught. My GF is learning slowly how to cook more than box ready bullshit.

You get the benefit of teaching them how to cook to your liking and a cheeky fuck while you wait for your pan to come to temp or caramelizing onions for example

>> No.12036017

>>12035960
Some anons get off to this story

>> No.12036050

>>12035957
Californian here: all the women in my family over 30 can cook.
I don't know about the younger ones.
My friend's daughter is 20 and a damn good cook.
Where in Califormia are you?

>> No.12036130

>>12036050
Caracas.

>> No.12036136

>>12035384
You're not wrong, but you're forgetting two things:

1) some people have really low standards
and
2) there are exceptions to everything

>> No.12036142

>>12036130
Dude.