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Are fat people better cooks?

>> No.12013203

>>12013202
no
good cooks are good cooks

>> No.12013207

>>12013202
most fat people don't even cook their own food. Just scarf down delivery pizza and buckets of ice cream. Never trust a skinny chef but don't assume a fatty is a chef.

>> No.12013208

>>12013202
I don’t know if making nothing but potato skins counts as “good cooking”

>> No.12013280

>>12013202
not that fat, he's lazy. I want to see a gut not not disabled tier beetus fatty.
most of the professional cooks I have meet seem to be skinny tweakers, though.

>> No.12013308

>>12013202
My impression is that most heavy cooks tend toward the easiest way to make food flavorful. That being loads of butter, bacon, salt, sugary sauces etc. Of course some are good cooks that just love food.

>> No.12013312

>>12013207
>Never trust a skinny chef
Lies! Lies and slander!

>> No.12013325

>>12013207
>Never trust a skinny chef
That's a meme perputated by fatties, literally every chef who says that is obese.

>> No.12013337

>>12013202
All chefs should be fit like Gordon Ramsay and Robert Irving

>> No.12013344

>>12013325
It’s just a saying I heard. If people actually distrust skinny chefs... damn.

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>>12013207
even if they are a "chef," they probably pride themselves on shitty meme food, like pic related.

>> No.12013404

>>12013202
>douse everything in butter
>bacon on everything
>cooking and serving food in grease as a garnish
>mayonnaise is a main food group
yeah sure bud

>> No.12013606

>>12013202
>>12013379
They can be, but just being fat doesn’t automatically mean they’re good cooks either. The main problem is, I don’t fucking like looking at them. I’m a little overweight, but watching some fatass breathe heavy and cook literally kills my appetite.

>> No.12013717

>>12013208
only potatos make potato skis

>> No.12013732

>>12013202
Can't really say. You can get fat on good food, but a lot of fat people like >>12013379 aren't really making good food. His burger just had a ton of butter, mayo, cheese, and bacon, which might taste good for the first couple of bites, but food needs to be balanced too. Had a burger like that not too long ago and just kind of wished it had more vegetables, mustard instead of mayo, etc.

>> No.12013764

naw they tend to be lazy fuck psuedo addicts IMO
not drug addicts obviously, those guys work hard 4 out of 5 days at least
>t. worked in this shitfuck industry for way too long

>> No.12013803

>>12013764
>those guys work hard
yeah they work hard at fucking everything up because they themselves are retarded fuckups

>> No.12013882
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>>12013379
Munchies is almost nothing but greasy memefood and tattooed fat fuckheads who need to die

>> No.12013908

>>12013207
>tfw 307 lbs of lard
>tfw im making homemade gumbo and will eat two bowls because i have no self control

>> No.12013913

>>12013379
This tatted up degenerate manchild and his disgusting piles of grease he calls "food" needs to die of a heart attack already

>> No.12013927

>>12013913
Why are almost all tatfags retarded pieces of shit?

>> No.12013935

>>12013908
>two bowls

You mean two troughs, you fat fuck?

>> No.12013939
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>>12013935
bruh thats mean af

>> No.12013969

>>12013202
I can tell you someone that large wouldn't even be able to FIT at a station on the line in most fine dining restaurants. Commercial kitchens are kind of like airplanes . . . . space is at a premium and its important that people be able to move behind/around each other as they work.

Also being on the line is REALLY physically demanding. You're on your feet for 7-8 hours and always moving FAST. This is why in the past so many sous chefs/etc were doing cocaine, heroin, etc etc. After Anthony Bordain published Kitchen Confidential things got a lot better . . . people were pissed they were paying hundreds of dollars a plate for food made by staffers that rivaled strippers in their substance abuse.

>> No.12013988

>>12013202
I've met fat people who are great cooks, but I've also met fat people who are terrible cooks. That is the same thing with skinny people. But, and here is an interesting point, once I knew a fat person who was a great cook until he got in shape and then he was not a good cook at all. Why is that? I don't know. Maybe there was something in being fat that made him a better cook after all.

>> No.12014011

Reminder that cooks get tattoos, while chefs stay ink free.

>> No.12014031

>>12013969
Anthony Bourdain was a degenerate cunt and working in a kitchen isn't a valid excuse for using drugs. It's not even physically demanding unless you're a drug-addled wastoid.

>> No.12014040

>>12013202
as an exfatty from a family of fatties, I say being fat doesn't have any correlation with cooking skill. while some fats can cook being fat is mostly bad portion control and bad ingredients like high carb or sugar shit. After years and years of shoveling any shit in my mouth my sense of taste sucks

>> No.12014067

>>12013202
My cousin worked as chef for a couple of years even got promoted to head chef, He weighed like 130lbs.

>> No.12014099

>>12013202
>>12013203
fpbp
there are just as many shitty fat chefs as there are shitty skinny chefs
being able to control your portions and/or exercise are completely independent of any skill at cooking
my mother unironically had a "never trust a skinny chef" sign
she was an ok cook when I was a kid but started getting REALLY bad as she got older and lapsed into alcoholism
the final straw for me personally was when she fell asleep and let a very expensive prime rib overcook for nearly two hours

>> No.12014108

>>12013202
I don't trust skinny chefs.

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/thread

>> No.12014132

>>12014128
Whats this warthogs name again?

>> No.12014134

>>12013202
No, they'll eat anything so no incentive to cook better.

>> No.12014137

>>12014128
>saving the thumbnail

>> No.12014150

>>12013202
you think this big guy is still alive? ive seen this photo floating around for a while
>>12014132
simply sara https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.12014160

>>12014137

it's a gif retard

>> No.12014164

>>12014160
>it's a gif retard
Did you have a stroke? What are you trying to say? It's a good retard...? Still doesn't make sense.

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>>12013202
How does he reach the meat on the grill? His arms are too short.

>> No.12014172

>>12014160
>saving a thumbnail sized gif

>> No.12014183

>>12014172
>>12014160

Fucking newfags.

>> No.12014864

>>12013927
It's almost as if permanatly disfiguring your skin for the sake of """art"""" is a sign of poor forward thinking and planning

>> No.12016134

no, which is why they're fat
they don't have the ability to make something taste nice without overloading with with sugar and salt

>> No.12016141

also you have to move around a lot in a kitchen, which fatties obviously cannot do

>> No.12016361

>>12013927
You're on the wrong side of history, boomer. Virtually every millennial and genxer is covered with tats.

>> No.12016366

>>12013202
>all blanket statements are patently false

>> No.12016485

>>12013202
jesus, look at his feet

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>>12013202

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A fat person who cooks is different to a fat chef who does it for a living.

>> No.12017175

>>12013208
Only eat 4 at a time.

>> No.12017296

>>12016361
yea id like some statistics to back that up. you're saying that most people aged 38 and below are covered in tattoos. not even most 20 year olds are tatted, probably not even half of them, unless you live in some creepy ghetto

>> No.12017317

>>12016635
He's...such a strange shape..

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>>12013202
Can I get in on that?

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>>12013202
No,

because cooking is a skill and skill requires discipline. Discipline is lacking in all fat people, by definition, because they over eat and can't stop.

>> No.12018077

>>12013312
Settle down Bender.
>a robot cook lol

>> No.12018090

>>12013202
His right leg looks like its about to be lost to the diabeetus

>> No.12018095

>>12018032
Fat people who want to be thin lack discipline, but that doesn't include all fat people.

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>>12013202
I'll get in on it.

>> No.12018110
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>>12013202
Hook it up bro.

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Can I get a diet coke with that?

>> No.12018126
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fattie's

>> No.12018160

>>12013379
Even his french onion soup recipe is retarded
>OMG so many different types of onion you won't even be able to enjoy it!
>OMG CHEESE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne2hhWeLSS4

>> No.12018177

>>12013202
Go to a Michelin starred restaurant, ask for the chef, and see if he's obese.
(spoiler: he's not)

>> No.12018520

>>12013202
No their taste buds are saturated in bullshit

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>>12013202
A better question might be:
When you walk into an eatery and see that most of the patrons are fat fucks, what does that say about the establishment?

>> No.12019321

>>12013882
OOOH an with the CILANTRO bangin off up in there like a dream I had last night about a....Mermaid who walked over clouds then I slammed her like Jordan with his tongue out

(74 year old humble female French chef awkwardly nods)

>> No.12019390

>>12013988
change of diet most likely. I'm currently losing weight and having to learn to cook healthy food that doesn't taste bad is a new skill. Anyone with a modicum of cooking skill can put together an okay burger but pairing foods that are naturally flavoured is a lot harder. i.e. making salad that doesn't taste like ass seemed impossible to me at first but listening to the fine people here berate others salad making skills has taught me a thing or two.

>> No.12019407

>>12019179
>That picture
That woman was without a doubt a bitch, even if the dude was fat, she has no right to be a fucking asshole to a complete stranger for their diet when they are about to eat the same slop

>> No.12019410

>>12019407
This. Fat shaming must end today.

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>>12019410
No it doesn't. Not at all. They need to realize they have a severe disorder. They don't need to be attacked in public, but they need to realize that they're just as mentally sick as the tranny that cuts off her penis on a cutting board at home and posts pictures online, before killing herself later.

>> No.12019431

>>12019410
I'm not saying fat shaming needs to end. but don't be a huge fucking cunt to someone's face about it.

>> No.12019453

some fat cooks disgust me, specially if they have long beard and acne
and let's not talk about chubby fingers with dirt underneath their badly cut (read chewed) nails

>> No.12019493

Fat fucks will eat literally anything whether it tastes good or bad, that's why they're so full of waste material. I'd never trust a walking dumpster to make me something good.

>> No.12020233

>>12013202
Not really. Fat people makes some gross assed shit.

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Not really, as people have pointed out. There are two major types of fatsos, the "hurgin" kind and the ones that make great drinking party food.

You want the crispiest bbq, the most opulent mayo salad or mayo replaced with plentiful cheese and meat, the trashiest hash or stew, soup you don't even want to know what it contains - they are ready to help.

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>>12013202

>> No.12020350

>>12013202
Not in my experience.

t.unironical good-looking fit good cook

>> No.12020366

>>12013202
Fatness has no bearing on cooking skills.

>> No.12020532

>>12013202
People who strive to be very good at something have mentality, personal traits and habits that prevent them from becoming fat. Even if you take something that is stereotypically associated with obesity and is very sedentary like gaming: there's probably less than 5% obesity among pro gamers. There are obviously outliers but obesity is a symptom of general inadequacy at pretty much everything.

>> No.12020609

>>12019179
Source?

>> No.12020829

>>12020347
If anything that article just proves the point. I would argue that a good 50-60% of people under-season their food and thus when you get a fat fuck with limited taste buds they'll season the fuck out of stuff properly and it usually turns out pretty amazing.

>> No.12020992

>>12020609
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/trending/watch-mcdonalds-customer-throws-drink-on-woman-for-fatshaming-man-queuing-for-food-35121631.html

>The video, which is from last year but went viral online this week, is actually a social experiment by the prank channel Trollstation to see if anyone would step in to help the man.

>The abusive girls, the man with the drink and 'victim' were all in on the experiment.

>> No.12021022

>>12020829
There's more to flavor than seasoning. Also with under-seasoned stuff you can do some ghetto workarounds(table side salt/pepper/vinegar) and it's mostly an issue at cheap restaurants because they cater to the lowest common denominator palette. On the other hand it's pretty much impossible to do anything about over-seasoned food that's already served.
That being said 99% of dietary and similar studies done on other species are sketchy at best when it comes to their relevance to humans. Dietology is a meme 'science' in general because you can't do proper experiments.

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Yes, the fat disgusting 'Merican flyovers are famous for their high end cuisine & fine dining.

>> No.12021038

>>12020992
>https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/trending/watch-mcdonalds-customer-throws-drink-on-woman-for-fatshaming-man-queuing-for-food-35121631.html
this is the fakest shit

>> No.12021072

>>12013207
Name one world class chef who is obese

>> No.12021082

>>12013202

God I can't even imagine how it must feel to be so fucking fat.
I'm 26 now and I've gained some weight over the last years, and I have a "chubby belly" so to speak, and it feels pretty disgusting. I'm not even fat..
I can't imagine how fucking terrible it must feel to be like 300 lbs like the guy in the OP pic

>> No.12021089

>>12021082
Just think about the fact that they can't even wipe their ass. Surely once you reach that point you need to re-evaluate some of the choices you've made in life.

>> No.12021344

>>12013202
Nah it turns out that fat people are actually better fat people.

>> No.12021346

>>12013207
This. I've been on too many outings to know fat fucks have awful taste in food. Rail thin people tend to, also, though. Normal weight, not over/underweight, people tend to cook reasonably well for themselves, though.

Protip: If you ask a person what goes in a lasagna and they don't include bechamel, that's your pleb filter.

>> No.12021362

>>12021022
>>12020347
This, while this sounds fun and dandy and lets us le shit on fatties, rat taste buds =/= human ones, and i have sincere doubts about fat people "losing" tastebuds, as opposed to people eating super spicy food, or doing drugs, or other things that actually cause a loss in tastebuds

>> No.12021401

>>12021082
Dude, that guy is way over 300lbs.

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>>12019420

Overeating is substance abuse. Just like overdosing on meds to get high, overeating releases unhealthy amounts of endorphins in morbidly obese people. It's basically drug addiction but it's food instead of narcotics

>> No.12022840

Fat people are not better cooks. They think they are good cooks because they love food, but they tend to prepare only:
>the fatty gloppy food they enjoy
or
>diet recipes
Interestingly, 99% of all restaurant grill cooks are either:
>Fat alkies with tattoos
>Skinny drug addicts

>> No.12022876

The best chefs are anorexics. The ones who are obsessed with all the details of the dish but still have enough cognitive skills to actually cook it. Not the ones that are dying though.

>> No.12022883

>>12021072
Mario Batali? Emeril Lagasse? Paul Bocuse?

>> No.12022887

>>12013202
Not even close. Most fat people can’t cook. That’s why they remain fat. They cant change what they eat because they either don’t know how, or cant afford to eat at healthier restaurants. Eating healthy at home is cheap, but you gotta know how to cook.

>> No.12022900

>>12021362
I think it may be less of a problem with the tastebuds themselves and more to do with a lack of sensitivity of the brain to the signals received. I don't study that part of neurology, though, so I could be wrong.

>> No.12022909

>>12022887
Again, not necessarily. You can love eating, yet still have standards about what you eat.

>> No.12022941

>>12016361
Can't wait for everyone to call them retards when the tide turns. They're gonna look extra awful when they age out.

>> No.12024825

>>12022876
As long as their menu is designed for normal people and doesn't consis of some mouse portions they'd suckle for hours and melt in their saliva like a piece of chocolate.

>>12022887
Most fatties problem is portion control though. Like they bake a cheese cake and then eat it on a single sitting or two sittings most, when that cake would last several days on a "normal people". They addected to the feeling of being full and the huge insulin & thus endorphin spike stuffing oneself full of carbs causes.

>> No.12024887

>>12013202
ja/ck/.

>> No.12025488

>>12013379
shitty gordon burgahs

>> No.12025513

>>12014150
Weird she chose the melancholy guitar that starts at 2:05 as if she knows how depressing the video is

>> No.12025545

>>12014137
Are you by any chance Australian?

>> No.12025570

>>12014099
>mad about muh prime rib
>his mother fucking poisoned herself so badly to escape something that she passed out and could have burned her house down and herself alive
Anon...

>> No.12025593

>>12025570
As sad as addiction is it's still selfish as fuck and he's deserving of his contempt.

>> No.12025596

>>12013202
I always got told growing up never to trust a fat chef, now that i;ve worked in a kitchen a few years id say the opposite

Anyone who can still be fat while working in a kitchen must be lazy

>> No.12025598

>>12013202

Considering they can't properly wipe their own asses? No.

>> No.12025604

>>12013202
Could go either way. People that are passionate about food are on both side of the spectrum (healthy and unhealthy). But physcially, fat people tend to be uncoordinated and clumsy which would may be fine just standing at a grill but would cause a lot of problems in a real kitchen trying to balance several components/dishes at once.

>> No.12025607

Not really.
I'm a fatfuck, and about 4/10 at cooking.
A lot of fatties are stupid, so the entire chemistry and discipline side is stacked against chubsters. Like I'm unfortunately in the mid 90's IQ wise so I fuck up my baking half of the time.
King kong mega fatties, the 400+ range, can't fucking do anything well. Their lives are a constant fight against their own massive frames, and most of what they do is shit, eat, or sleep.

>> No.12025613

>>12025607
ex-480lb guy here. 220 now. can confirm. Just getting in and out of the car is a major hassle.

>> No.12025635

>>12018160
What an offensive looking fellow. I don't like that he gets his furry face so fucking close to the food.
Soups sounds alright, crouton's over-buttered and it's kind of silly to fry it when you'll have a broiler on anyway, just brush them lightly with an oil and stick them under the broiler to crisp. Way too much fucking cheese, obviously.

>> No.12025642

>>12025613
Congrats on losing a Chris Farley's worth of weight, man.

>> No.12025659

>>12025642
>My wife found it.

>> No.12025667

>>12013202
They're just good at eating and even then fit people smash them in competition

>> No.12025673

>>12013202
You dont get fat if you know how to cook

>> No.12025681

>>12025673
what if your withholding mother refused to comfort you as a child and instead threw icecream/cakes/candies/cookies at you to make you stop crying?

>> No.12025778

>>12025681
Then you lose that weight once you learn how to cook

>> No.12025809

>>12025778
I've been preparing my own meals since my fat childhood. You can probably pull a scotsman fallacy and say that while I assemble meals out of raw ingredients I've always lacked the essence of "true cooking", but I'm pretty sure most would agree that I can cook.
I'm a lazy excessive unintelligent drunk, that's probably why I'm fat. I'm not gonna bone-up on my knife skills and magically lose 30 pounds.

>> No.12026000

>>12013202
No they will eat anything

>> No.12026913

>>12022876
You seem to be a knowledgeable person. Can you classify the chef types by BMI?

This thread has already made clear that people in the morbidly obese class don't cook, but is the stereotype about the "full-bodied" gourmand true?