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12011650 No.12011650 [Reply] [Original]

Hey fatties what's your tip for getting a skinny faggot blubbered up
>Inb4 gomad

>> No.12011654

Eat large meals before taking naps.

>> No.12011657
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12011657

It doesn't take much. Just an extra 100 calories per day will help you put on 10 lbs per year.

>> No.12011660

drink water and stop eating.

If your body can handle the stress, fasting is by far the easiest way to lose weight.

Intermittent fasting can help if your body isn't up to a full fast.

>> No.12011668

>>12011660
Wrong thread anon this is for gaining weight not losing it

>> No.12011688

>>12011650
1. eat tons of processed food, high sugar high fat recommended
2. stop drinking water, drink juice or soda instead
3. eat when you're not hungry and let your cravings control you

>> No.12011695

>>12011650
Drink multiple 2 liters of soda a day
Eat lots of sugary treats, candy, cookies
Fried foods, carb heavy foods like pizza and pasta and eat LOTS of it

You'll be a fat fuck in no time

>> No.12011697

>>12011650
ectomorphs cannot get fat

>> No.12011755

Order fastfood everyday or just cook with copious amounts of butter and fat.

>> No.12011768

>>12011657
>100 calories per day
>10 lbs per year
So eating a very small amount of extra calories for a very long time will eventually net you a negligibly small increase in weight? An underweight 140 lb guy is going to be indistinguishable from an underweight 130 lb guy. That mostly just proves how OP would need to consume insane amounts of food to get anywhere since reasonable and easy to handle increases in calories would hardly make a dent.

>> No.12011783

>>12011697
>ectomorphs cannot get fat
Mostly true, yeah. If you're a hungry skelly and try stuffing your face one day what ends up happening is you feel bloated and near death, you go to bed and sleep for 10 hours, and you wake up covered in sweat because your body doesn't know what to do with all those extra calories.

>> No.12011819

>>12011650
buffets everyday. train the stomach to take on ever increasing loads.

>> No.12013185

>>12011650
Butter, cheese, carbs, sugar, rinse and repeat. Go for pastry and get them all at once.

>> No.12013514
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12013514

Holy shit just eat more. What the fuck is wrong with you retards and your pseudoscience bullshit. Just pick up the fork skelly

>> No.12013523

>>12011819
>train the stomach to take on ever increasing loads.
your mom, etc

>> No.12013571

>>12011819
>>12013514
>small stomachs
>dislike of food
checkmate, lardasses.

>> No.12013592

Eat more calories than you burn, as simple as that. Make sure to track the amount of calories you're actually eating. Before I started, 'a lot' of food for me was actually only about 1500 calories a day. That's not even close enough to what one has to consume a day to gain.

>> No.12013598

>>12013571
Eating more food expands the stomach.

>> No.12013612

>>12011660
Nice reading comprehension nigger

>> No.12013884

>>12011650
just keep your insulin and cortisol levels high all through out the day and eat a little excess of calories

>> No.12013907

>>12011650
Support communism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ytv8CikWY

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>>12011650
Double cheeseburgers bud