/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12009807]

>we live in a timeline where high quality meat substitutes are cheaper than a box of cereal

[Anonymous No.12009820]

>we live in a timeline where garlic cost more than wagyu beef

[Anonymous No.12009827]

>>12009807

>high quality meat substitutes
>seitan

lol

[Anonymous No.12009831]

>>12009807
>$5.99 is cheaper than $2.99
lol no

[Anonymous No.12009851]

>low in fat
>high in protein
ah so it's spinach, but is more expensive, and likely tastes much worse

[Anonymous No.12009855]

>>12009831
The seitan was $2.99.
A good box of cereal costs $4.99, $3.99 at the *cheapest*.

[Anonymous No.12009856]

>>12009807
Hail Seitan!

[Anonymous No.12009864]

>>12009851
It's got a garlicy taste to it, it's pretty good. Nothing like tofu, and not strange like tempeh.
Also, they aren't covering the same purpose, spinach and seitan. You wouldn't be satisfied with spinach for your spaghetti, e.g..

[Anonymous No.12009866]

>>12009851

It's gluten. simple as that. The byproduct targeted for its bad effects when in products in micro- amounts now in pure form, sold to you for a bunch of cash in a fancy box under a different name.
Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.12009875]

>>12009866
it's bad for you if you're legitimately gluten intolerant, like celiac's disease, which most people are not

[Anonymous No.12010459]

>>12009807
>we live in a quality substitute where cereal meat is cheaper than a timeline box

[Anonymous No.12010602]

>>12010459
is shitposting a sport on /ck/ or something?

[Anonymous No.12010613]

>>12010602
honestly that's very far from the worst post on here.

[Anonymous No.12010630]

>we live in a society where muslims will flood europe and replace them with superior genes

hold me veganbros

[Anonymous No.12010770]

>high quality
>Imitation meat

The delusion is strong. Fool yourself but you can't fool mother nature. Also confusing because I thought vegans found meat to be repulsive?

[Anonymous No.12010774]

>>12010459
>cheaper than a timeline box

Whoa..

[Anonymous No.12010809]

>>12010602
>is shitposting a sport on /ck/ or something?
No but your mum's a sport for the lads

[Anonymous No.12010822]

That box looks faggy as fuck

[Anonymous No.12010873]

>>12010613
pic related was supposed to acknowledge it was fairly clever despite being stupid

[Anonymous No.12010881]

>>12010770
vitamin a is in carrots

[Anonymous No.12010882]

>>12010873
It just looked like an angry psilon to me.

[Anonymous No.12010885]

>>12010881
not just that, but if that were true, vegans would have died out.

[Anonymous No.12010901]

>>12009807
>seitan

thats basically wheat gluten

so its the made from the same thing as cereal

whats so surprising? seitan is dirt cheap in asia

[Anonymous No.12010903]

>>12010881
Technically carrots have high amount of beta carotene which in turn is synthesized into vitamin A by our bodies.
Livers of animals are a source of actual vitamin A. Excessive consumption of vitamin A is toxic but not the consumption of beta carotene.

[Anonymous No.12010915]

>>12010903
science anon

[Anonymous No.12011013]

>>12010885
Not just not that (carrots have vitamin A "precursors", not vitamin A) but veganism is a relatively new cult, and vegans themselves are dying, and dying out because vegans sterilize themselves, also vegans are 99% pro-abortion libtards.

Veganism is a self-correcting mental illness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLSn2PqX6k

[Anonymous No.12011027]

>>12011013
>veganism is a relatively new cult
"Vegetarianism established itself as a significant movement in 19th-century England and the United States.[51] A minority of vegetarians avoided animal food entirely.[52] In 1813, the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley published A Vindication of Natural Diet, advocating "abstinence from animal food and spirituous liquors", and in 1815, William Lambe, a London physician, claimed that his "water and vegetable diet" could cure anything from tuberculosis to acne.[53] Lambe called animal food a "habitual irritation", and argued that "milk eating and flesh-eating are but branches of a common system and they must stand or fall together".[54] Sylvester Graham's meatless Graham diet—mostly fruit, vegetables, water, and bread made at home with stoneground flour—became popular as a health remedy in the 1830s in the United States.[55] Several vegan communities were established around this time. In Massachusetts, Amos Bronson Alcott, father of the novelist Louisa May Alcott, opened the Temple School in 1834 and Fruitlands in 1844,[56][j] and in England, James Pierrepont Greaves founded the Concordium, a vegan community at Alcott House on Ham Common, in 1838.[4][58]"

Source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veganism#Origins

You are correct that ill informed vegans become malnourished, but if I wanted to I could pull up many articles about people needing to be hospitalized for only eating chicken mcnuggets. The issue isn't not eating meat.

[Anonymous No.12011029]

>>12009807
> cheaper than a box of cereal
Where are you shopping m8? Cereal is still like two bucks a box if you buy bargain brand. I've never seen fake meat under $8. I don't know where your shopping but it clearly is not in the US

[Anonymous No.12011045]

>>12010770
>I thought vegans found meat to be repulsive?
Ah, a fine application of the old, "Your failure to conform to my strawman makes you a hypocrite," argument. Well played, friend!

[Anonymous No.12011102]

No we don't.

[Anonymous No.12011211]

>>12011029
I am though
>I've never seen fake meat under $8.
actual fake meat goes as low as $2.99
>Cereal is still like two bucks a box if you buy bargain brand.
Kellog's and the stuff you ate growing up costs twice that much these days.

[Anonymous No.12011285]

>>12011211
>the stuff you ate growing up

We were a Malt-o-Meal family. The bag costs six bucks but is three boxes’ worth of cereal.

[Anonymous No.12011360]

>>12011027
>The issue isn't not eating meat.

aka NOT veganism but VEGETARIANISM.

A vegetarian can sustain himself without problems but a vegan cannot live strictly like that without supplementation, if only B12. Spirulina and such only contain pseudo- B12.

[Anonymous No.12011379]

>>12009807
>high quality meat substitutes
lol, I guess thats one way to describe it

[Anonymous No.12011391]

Go vegan and die

[Anonymous No.12011404]

Seitan is literally just flour that's been rinsed off until it's just gluten. I bet the manufacturer is making a killing off it.

[Anonymous No.12011435]

>>12011391
so fucking based

[Anonymous No.12012379]

>>12011045
yeah FREELEE the defacto leader of veganism literally said the smell of cooking meat disgusts her, sorry for taking a vegan for their word, you should have told me you were a cult of liars.

[Anonymous No.12012785]

>>12009807
>We live in a time where people spout misinformation and lies on the internet
FTFY

[Anonymous No.12012793]

>>12009864
>You wouldn't be satisfied with spinach for your spaghetti, e.g..

Yes you would, because you would combine the spinach with cheese. Or meat.

[Anonymous No.12012808]

>food literally called Satan
yeah no thanks

[Anonymous No.12012825]

>>12010770

>Not getting vitamin D from 10 minutes of sunlight a day.

It's also in Mushrooms and widely available in supplements.

You also should be aware that most of North America and Europe have vitamin D deficient populations, the D you get from meat is actually minimal.

[Anonymous No.12012826]

>>12011404
Did you really think this thread had gone this far without anybody already mentioning that it's just gluten?

[Anonymous No.12012835]

>unironically living in a society
kek

[Anonymous No.12013966]

>>12011391
>Based bro.

He has redpilled many to the trickery of the vegetable Jew.

[Anonymous No.12013972]

>>12009807
>high quality
>meat substitutes
pick one

[Anonymous No.12013978]

>>12009807
Hail Traditional Seitan

[Anonymous No.12014013]

>>12011391
KIDS RANQED

[Anonymous No.12015387]

>>12009855
I get all my cereal at $1.99 a box, I buy store brand and mostly eat corn flakes, cheerios, and rice krispies. If special k is on sale for $1.80 someone, I'll stock up on a few boxes as that and crispix are my guilty pleasure cereals.

I live in the hell hole of southern commiefornia, I shop at stater bros.

[Anonymous No.12015390]

>>12015387
*something

[Anonymous No.12015970]

>>12013966
>>12011435
>>12011391
>>12014013
Samefag

[Anonymous No.12015983]

We live in a timeline where vegan faggots don’t want to eat meat but they want to eat things that taste like meat

[Anonymous No.12016009]

>>12015983
I'm pretty sure the majority of vegans have always said that they like the taste of meat, but can't support modern farming practices. It was never about taste. A vegan meat alternative isn't hypocritical or anything and trying to use it as an argument against them just makes it seem like you're strawmanning. There are plenty of valid reasons to criticize vegans, but making meat alternatives isn't one of them.e

[Anonymous No.12016474]

>>12015970
Vegans if you want to condemn someone for 'exploiting' animals, you don't need us, you can look right in the mirror, you fucking astonishing hypocrites.

http://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

[Anonymous No.12016500]

>>12016474
>animals get accidentally killed via farming
shit... i never thought about this... this changes everything... my life is a lie! i guess i'll just start eating meat now... this is a very convincing argument, thank you for posting... god bless

[Anonymous No.12016504]

>>12016474
>mice died growing crops for humans
>better grow 6000% more crops to feed animals to be converted into human food!
Carnist '''''logic'''''

[Anonymous No.12016539]

>>12016500
>>12016504
>Proving my point that vegans are astonishing hypocrites.

Point out that vegans food, entails the massacre of countless millions of wild animals, and they will laugh in your face, as the two posts above do.

Veganism is a starvation cult of insane retards, they literally give zero fucks about animals, and the way they dismiss and laugh off the ANIMALS THAT THEY SPECIFICALLY KILL proves this, every time.

http://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

I have no idea why animal-massacring vegans, even pretend to care about animals?

[Anonymous No.12016543]

>>12016539
I'm not a vegan (someone who abstains from all animal food) though, I'm not even a vegetarian (someone who abstains from animal flesh but still eats some animal food)

Why are carnists so confused about food that isn't from the McDonalds drive-thru?

[Anonymous No.12016544]

>>12016500
And your life is a lie, if you think you are 'helping' animals in any way, that is one truthful thing a vegan said, probably the first time that ever happened.

>Let me just dump 10,000 tons of chemical pesticides on these animals
>to 'help' them!

[Anonymous No.12016550]

>>12016539
>trying this hard for such a low effort troll
(You)

[Anonymous No.12016555]

>>12016543
What is a 'carnist?'

[Anonymous No.12016556]

>>12016009
>I'm pretty sure the majority of vegans have always said that they like the taste of meat

No, this is a lie. Vegans spent decades talking about how meat doesn’t even look like food, how cheese smells rotten, how they can taste the pus cells in milk. Stop whiteknighting them, they don’t get to turn around and pretend they liked animal products all along after maligning them for years.

[Anonymous No.12016565]

>>12016474
>>12016539
>>12016544
Nobody is naive enough to think that humans can stop all premature deaths of all animals, ever. This absurd image you have of vegans is completely of your own design.

[Anonymous No.12016567]

>>12009807
>it's another vegan thread
Faggot tranny jannies remove my thread about eating meat but this low-T soyfaggot vegan numale thread stays up. I hope Tyrone fucks your wives real good tonight jannies.

[Anonymous No.12016574]

>>12016556
>all vegans are the same
This is your mind when sustained by blood, torture and slaughter.

[Anonymous No.12016576]

>>12016555
A person whose beliefs about meat eating are wrapped up in an extremely confused set of assumptions about morality and free will.

Erroneously thought by many carnists to mean the same thing as "carnivore" (btw they also don't seem to understand what "carnivore" means)

[Anonymous No.12016586]

>>12016565
>WHEN YOU KILL ANIMALS IT'S HORRIBLE OMG (aia) STOP THE SLAUGHTER!!!!
>Of course when we kill animals, it's fully justifiable, necessary, and unintentional.
>And we also don't give a fuck.

Everything vegans say is just trolling and lying, I don't entertain anything you say, because it's obvious bait. I am just laughing at you because your 'diet' is a starvation cult. Die faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs

[Anonymous No.12016591]

>>12016586
Jesus Christ, how much time and effort do you put into this? Most vegans don't even try this hard.

[Anonymous No.12016592]

>>12016576
Carnivore means "eats meat" so you can use that word to describe me, and Lions. And wolves. Not you.

The rest of what you said, probably for your whole life, is just idiotic regurgitated vegan propaganda.

[Anonymous No.12016593]

>>12016556
>overgeneralizing an entire demographic of individuals into singular traits

My friend and I are both vegetarian. I don't like the taste of meat, but he does. He eats fake meats, and I do when I'm with him but am off-put by the ones that resemble meat the closest. I have never particularly enjoyed the taste of meat, which was one of the deciding factors that made me go vegetarian.

Not all people who eat plant-based do so for the same reasons, or have the same opinion about every detail about eating that way, and your insistence to the contrary exhibits your ignorance.

[Anonymous No.12016608]

>>12016586
>because you cannot stop the death of all animals, you should not make efforts to stop the death of some animals. if you cant go all the way you should not even try.

your logic

[Anonymous No.12016611]

>>12016574
>all carnivores are the same
>What’s this medicine? Ew, it’s gross, I don’t want to taste it

[Anonymous No.12016622]

>>12016592
>I bought some shrink wrapped hamboigahs at walmart
>I'm a lion now rrawwr

Now copy and paste another 50 youtube videos nobody is going to click on to show how not mad you are

[Anonymous No.12016624]

>>12016608
If vegans are going to get mad about being called to the floor for the murders they commit, maybe they shouldn’t go around calling other people murderers.

[Anonymous No.12016628]

>>12016608
Your logic is just empty sophistry like all vegan propaganda.

You literally do not stop the deaths of ANY animals. You kill animals. You yourself, and all vegans, pay for chemical pesticides which are DUMPED on wild animals, a planned, chemical genocide of wild creatures.

The whole "we care about animals" bullshit is just empty propaganda vegans hang on to legitimize their starvation diet.

http://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

[Anonymous No.12016631]

>>12016622
OK, this is by request, so no problem.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rieOahGXUU

And I'm not mad, let's be clear--- I am laughing at you while you starve to death in your crazy cult.

[Anonymous No.12016636]

My man look gay

[Anonymous No.12016664]

>>12016631
people that arent mad dont need to announce it

[Anonymous No.12016670]

>>12016631
>starve to death
Today so far I've had omurice, sliced mango, a V60 of El Esfuerzo, 6 oz of full fat grass fed unsweetened yogurt, a 4 oz hanger steak from Musconetcong River Valley grass fed beef, and currently finishing a pot of Zhizuo Village Alishan oolong. I'm about to make bittermelon with fermented black beans, and then I'll drain the pot of stock I've had simmering all day, and I'll start the ragu

Today you've had a bag of doritos, 6 hot pockets, 2L of faygo, and are currently trying to work up the courage to go on a Taco Bell run

One of us is dying of malnutrition, and it's not me

[Anonymous No.12016678]

>>12016670
>beef
>vegan

Today I learned I’m a vegan. Wait until my vegan friends find out! I’ll celebrate with a crawfish boil.

[Anonymous No.12016685]

>>12016678
Never claimed to be a vegan, you just can't handle getting BTFO by someone who actually understands food

[Anonymous No.12016691]

>>12016670
>I eat more, and better quality of meat than 90% of meat eaters in the world.
>Never mind my posts are 100% vegan agenda calling every meat eater (but me) a 'carnist'

I guess it's possible, the left has heavily armed gun-control advocates, so the next thing I expect to see at a vegan rally are extremely healthy meat-eaters like you, screaming for the vegan agenda.

With leftists, nothing will ever surprise me.

[Anonymous No.12016701]

>>12016691
>I spend 8 hours a day inventing the crazy fictional characters that I need to rationalize my stupid opinions and get disoriented when it turns out the person on the other side of the internet is actually a normal well adjusted human

You got any more youtube links to post? Maybe if you spam them enough someone will accidentally click on one of them

[Anonymous No.12016706]

>>12016685
You understand food well enough to know to avoid being vegan, which would cripple you with malnutrition disorders.

[Anonymous No.12016713]

>>12016701
>8 hours a day
Carneyfag is up from 6AM to 2AM on here spamming. That’s not even a slight exaggeration lol. Dude obviously has brain damage from some form of malnourishment

[Anonymous No.12016720]

>>12016701
Of course thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5EmmOQ3dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJtHMDI5-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39uFhAN4MVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzA4TmfqyOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeA238F_Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dl5z6LWpnc

https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/sep/06/meat-production-veganism-deforestation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpTHi7O66pI

And BTW you have not fooled anyone into believing you are anything other than a rabid idiot vegan agenda troll.

[Anonymous No.12016721]

>>12016706
Nutritionally I'd be fine going vegan, but I enjoy the taste of meat and I'm ok with the consequences. On top of that, veganism is practically a full time job. But I respect those who do it, and I have zero respect for those who confused "I don't like it" with "it can't be done"

Maybe if you spent as much energy thinking about cooking as you do shitposting, you could give it a shot, see if you like it

[Anonymous No.12016725]

>>12016720
>vegan agenda
Yeah, I eat vegetables several times a day, that basically makes me the same as Ingrid Newkirk when you think about it

[Anonymous No.12016733]

>>12016721
Yeah, I'll wait until I'm suffering the irreversible consequences of malnourishment in ten year's time before deciding whether I want to stick with it.

[Anonymous No.12016736]

>>12016733
In your case you're already suffering malnutrition from eating essentially pure garbage your entire life, your health would probably improve if you did it with guidance from someone who has an actual clue about food

I take foreign language classes for fun on weekends, in one of my classes there's a physician in his 60s who's been a vegan for most of his adult life

[Anonymous No.12016747]

>>12016725
Miss Newkirk has personally killed more animals than anyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.12017066]

>>12009807
Is it gluten free?

[Anonymous No.12017082]

>>12016747
>b-but muh strawman argument
Go drink a quart of blood, carnist.

[Anonymous No.12017101]

>>12010770
>LOOK AT ME I POSTED IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.12017121]

>>12016591
There's a group of delusional carnists who think a tiny fraction of the population who think outside the box (iow rejecting societal programmed carnism) are trying to take away the living vehicles they use to vent their bloodlust. They obsess continually just like those who scream about white genocide, the war on xmas, muh guns, etc. Iow, fanatical mouthbreathers.

[Anonymous No.12018061]

>>12017121
No we just enjoy laughing at you nutjob cultists as you starve yourselves to death.

[Anonymous No.12018113]

>all these deleted posts
Did the paranoid carnist finally off himself?

[Anonymous No.12018254]

>>12018113
If only he had gone vegan.... He would have lived much longer.
F.

[Anonymous No.12018279]

>>12010459
>we live in a squality tubstibube where cheap is cerealer memeat than a timeline tox

[Anonymous No.12018689]

>>12015970
I wouldn't mind vegans but their shitty smug attitude and self-righteousness make me hate them. You and your post are an example.

[Anonymous No.12018842]

>>12009875
I think its pretty well accepted it isnt ideal for anyone with compromised guts, i.e. 95% of amerilards. It messes with the gut barrier junctions. Glyphosate makes most peoples guts fucky, and its in everything.

[Anonymous No.12018843]

>>12009807
is that reviewbrah?

[Anonymous No.12018846]

>>12010903
Vit a toxicity is ameliorated by adequate vit d intake
Vegans are faggots

[Anonymous No.12018852]

>>12017082
>go drink a quart of blood

Okay. I like blood, it’s really tasty food that’s rich in nutrients. I hope you enjoy whatever plant it is that you like as well.