/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12003961]

What's your favorite ice cream flavor, and your deepest darkest secret?

I keep secretly coming out to people that im gay even though im completely straight. I just feel like its an easy way to build trust
I fucking love cookies and cream tho

[Anonymous No.12003966]

>>12003961
this isn't /soc/ you literal faggot

[Anonymous No.12003973]

>>12003961
YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR FATHER you sucked guys dicks and but and you really like it

[Anonymous No.12003980]

>>12003966
Not that guy, but it's better than the stealth vegan thread that guy is attempting.

I can't decide between Rocky Road or Mint Chocolate Chip.

I'm worried that I may have severe anxiety disorder because I put off doing anything important if it involves dealing with other people. Even if it involves a phone call. I'm extremely confident when I face people I just don't want to meet them.

[Anonymous No.12003984]

Either cookies and cream, or cookie dough

My biggest fantasy is being a woman and I masturbate to the thought of being a woman and have cross dressed. Whenever I see an attractive women it turns me on to think of having their features or wearing their clothes

[Anonymous No.12003994]

>>12003980
do you worry a lot about the consequences of your actions, even over small things?

>>12003984
Nice.

[Anonymous No.12003996]

>>12003973
you ok mate?

[Anonymous No.12004000]

>>12003994
Worry, or think about?

[Anonymous No.12004009]

>>12004000
Worry. Like, keeps you up at night shit. Over things you said or did.

[Anonymous No.12004021]

>>12003961
I like dark cherry and lemon meringue.
I am incredibly autistic about fitness and nutrition, and I look down on those who aren't. I also can't stand pop culture, and since that's what most people really are, I don't like most people.

[Anonymous No.12004022]

>>12004009
Doesn't keep me up at night, but I always wonder if I said the right thing or if things could have gone better if I had done something else, or made the other choice.

[Anonymous No.12004029]

The flavor I get kind of depends on my mood. Right now, I'd probably go for drumstick.
I feel like I'm just kind of going through life. I was a lot more excited about things a few years ago. Now I have no idea what to do for the rest of my life, no friends, and no family.

[Anonymous No.12004036]

>>12004022
You might, but it doesn't sound severe enough to cause you a large amount of distress. I can't count the number of times I've wished I had a redo button.

[Anonymous No.12004037]

>>12004021
i'm a fat lazy fuck and i eat nothing but absolute garbage, but i'm literally filthy rich and fuck 10/10's whenever i want and do whatever i want whenever i want.

i look down on you.

[Anonymous No.12004039]

>>12004037
Prove it fag

[Anonymous No.12004054]

>>12004036
I might what.

That reminds me, I accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

[Anonymous No.12004056]

>>12004037
I bet you dont even eat ice cream

[Anonymous No.12004061]

>>12004054
You might have anxiety dude.

[Anonymous No.12004067]

>>12004029
I know that feel
>finish college
>get decent desk job
>week dissapears into weekend back into week
>don’t care about socializing or relationships at all
>vidya doesn’t stir me like it used to
>actual dreams are so daunting I haven’t attempted anything
>just existing for now

[Anonymous No.12004123]

>>12004067
>>12004029

I feel you bros. My life is fine, I have a good career, a nice house, a loving supportive family, friends from varied parts of my life, varied diverse hobbies. I'm healthy, attractive and socially reasonably adept (for someone on 4chan anyway). I don't have a girlfriend but i've had several serious relationships and desu i'm not really looking for that at the moment.

But...I just feel empty, i feel no joy. I'm not sad, or unhappy, just fucking empty. I can't remember the last time i felt truly happy, but it was probably coming up to 2 years ago.

I've considered killing myself but i don't think i have the balls.

I'd probably go for lemon sorbet right now.

[Anonymous No.12004134]

>>12003961
Op here, again. I'm gay btw

[Anonymous No.12004189]

Perfect thread I was looking for. I need to make a /fit/ sorbet. I only like lemon as a fruit. Also, I'm not talk about half fit, I'm talking about the full one.

[Anonymous No.12004274]

>>12004029
>>12004067
>>12004123
>postpone last year of school for job offer
>living on my own resources for the first time in my life
>have more spending money than I've ever had before
>find no happiness in empty consumerism
>no friends so I don't spend money going out
>eventually realize I don't see any point to life
>fall into deep depression
>productivity nose dives, lose job
>go into debt living as a shut-in in my apartment all summer
>finally forced to move back home
>go back to school
>barely able to function, fail a class
>parents losing patience with me
>paralyzed with anxiety because I might fail another class
>just want to stop existing but I'm convinced that any and all attempts to kill myself will only render me a cripple or vegetable at best

At least BR Gold Medal Ribbon ice cream pairs pretty nicely with psychological hell.

[Anonymous No.12004301]

>I'm convinced that any and all attempts to kill myself will only render me a cripple or vegetable at best

damn, I feel that dude.

[Anonymous No.12004330]

Had some really beautiful fruit gellato in italy once, much prefer sharper flavours over traditional ice creams
I have very little motivation to do anything and only carry on out of fear that I will be alone when I drop out

[Anonymous No.12004332]

cookie dough

i rarely feel sad when people die

[Anonymous No.12004367]

>>12003961
That's pretty weird OP.
I'm a Cotton Candy man myself, specificallythe cotton candy flavor from a place in OC Maryland. As far as secrets I don't have many, I guess no one knows I have a fetish for girls pissing their pants, and also I found my buddy's girlfriend's nudes while I was fixing something on his phone.

[Anonymous No.12004455]

vanilla bean ice cream, the kind where you can see the speckles of vanilla bean in it. bonus points for coconut.

when i was a kid (10 - 12) i used to fantasize about killing my family until my brother died. never told anyone but i harbour a lot of guilt over it.

[Anonymous No.12004467]

>>12003961
Strawberry.
I'm a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.12004526]

>>12004467

[Anonymous No.12004785]

>>12004526
You asked, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12004814]

>>12004785
not op, just surprised someone would post that.

[Anonymous No.12004889]

>>12004814
4chan has truly died, hasn't it? It really is no better than Facebook anymore.

[Anonymous No.12004897]

>>12004061
what gave it away?

[Anonymous No.12004901]

>>12004814

[Anonymous No.12004922]

>>12003961
Easily cookies and creme. Top tier

My mother was emotionally controlling which led me to live on the internet in order to avoid her judgement of everything I would do. I now don't trust women and have issues that could be diagnosed as depression. This also caused my sister's to leave our faith and they continue to blame my mother for everything wrong as they continue to fail in their jobs and relationships.
I'd probably end it all if I wasn't so stubborn and didn't have the determination to become the only normal one in the family.

[Anonymous No.12004930]

>>12004889
is doxxing not a thing anymore?

[Anonymous No.12004952]

>>12003961
Coffee, and I'm a non-offending pedo. I feel terrible about both of those things.

[Anonymous No.12004982]

>>12003961
Either:
>Rum and raisin.
>Strawberry cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.12005030]

>>12004952
You should. It's terrible how you have let society convince you that you're a bad person. Your only crime is being a weak crowd-pleaser. Coffee ice cream is legitimately good, though. Don't feel bad about that.