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Anonymous Sun Mar 3 20:59:11 2019 No.11986944 [Reply] [Original]

Hello Zir, good Lunar eve to you. Welcome to the new underground pop-up gastro-pub Juan San Pedro's. Were proud to be joining the Hunts Point community here in New York.
Can I start you off with a limited edition Artisan IPA and a line of Ketamine followed by our home-made, free-range, cruelty Free, Umami, Vegan, hormone-free, activated, Lightly Himalayan rock salted, carbon neutral, egg and pickle platter.

Please feel free to enjoy our Vape Bar and partake in our free-range oxygen bar facilities.

>How does /ck/ respond?.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 21:01:52 2019 No.11986954 Scrumdidiliumptious

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 21:01:56 2019 No.11986955 File: 66 KB, 960x540, [Muffled 'Fucking Heretics' in the distance].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 21:12:16 2019 No.11987000 Scream and flail my arms like a muppet. Or just flail my arms like a muppet silently. Whichever is more likely to create discomfort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 21:24:38 2019 No.11987050 >>11987000 I need a consensus on which is more likely, I myself can't tell and now I don't know what to think other people think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 21:29:18 2019 No.11987060 >>11986944 Damn, he's cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 22:06:27 2019 No.11987209 File: 1.06 MB, 456x360, Toilet_Escape.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 22:11:17 2019 No.11987226 >a line of ketamine Sign me the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 22:11:35 2019 No.11987228 Bartender, there's an 8 inch beard hair in my martini

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 22:13:23 2019 No.11987230 >>11986944 Are the pickles free trade ????? You dont but slave produced goods do you ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 23:22:18 2019 No.11987528 File: 74 KB, 480x270, 1551501604339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11986944 As a Trans-Chicken I find this offensive.

Anonymous Sun Mar 3 23:26:19 2019 No.11987547

you dont even know what youre talking about because youre too poor stupid and irrelevant to have actually experienced the things youre trying to insult
by the way its not hipsters that fall for this shit, its midwest transplants who cant conceive of a night out as anything other than going to some yelp approved hotspot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 3 23:35:05 2019 No.11987589 Honestly that all sounds great if you disagree I have several responses. You’re poor. You have bad taste. Because of the above people who are better than you upset and you lash out in return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:13:55 2019 No.11987732 >>11986944 that sounds lovely, thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:22:53 2019 No.11987762 >>11986954 ok, Frank

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:26:48 2019 No.11987772 >>11986944 >eggs >vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:27:08 2019 No.11987773 "I HAVE TO MAKE BOOM BOOMS"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:27:13 2019 No.11987775 >>11986944 Oh, and that IPA will be 36 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 00:47:31 2019 No.11987842 >>11986944 >vegan eggs >free range oxygen This is a magical place. I am intrigued.

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