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>mom's wife buys slow cooker for their zodiac anniversary
>dumps 10 cans of various beans and veggies into it
>adds a packet of mixed spices
>dinner's ready in a few hours sweeties :)

>> No.11986053

Sounds divine.

>> No.11986090

>>11986047
>not appreciating lesbo mom's homemade dinner

>> No.11986098

hey you're mom's gotta eat her fishy taco so count your blessings

>> No.11986164

>>11986090
>tfw no lesbo moms
>tfw I'm not a girl who gets molested by my lesbo moms

>> No.11986167

>>11986047
>zodiac anniversary
wut?

>> No.11986173

>>11986167
my clan has their ways

>> No.11986179

>>11986167
chinese?

>> No.11986200

>>11986047

>living at home
>shitting on someone who voluntarily cooks for you
>complaining about eating vegetables

I'd say go fuck yourself but your probably underage and that's illegal.

>> No.11986206

>>11986200
>living at home
where else would you live?

>> No.11986217

>>11986047
Is your mom the dyke or the twink? Post pic of her feet or panty drawer so we can decide.

>> No.11986240
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>>11986098
>>11986164
>>11986217
GUYS STOP ITS OBVIOUS I MEANT MY WIFES MOM STOP IT i NEED THIS BOARD FOR SOCIALIZING DON;T RUIN IT FOR ME PLEEEAS!!!!!!!

>> No.11986308

>>11986240
kek. also why not cook yourself if she's so bad at it?

>> No.11986331

>>11986240
Ha! How would that be obvious here?

>> No.11986335

>>11986308
I have anxiety and can't cook in front of others.

>> No.11986351

>>11986047
>mom's wife buys slow cooker for their zodiac anniversary

so your mom is a lesbian? what the fuck is a 'zodiac anniversary'?

>> No.11986366

>>11986351
>what the fuck is a 'zodiac anniversary'?
like the sign

>> No.11986391

>>11986240

still need a pic of your mum's panty drawer

>> No.11986392
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>>11986047
Why are so into the Zodiac Killer?

>> No.11986406

offer to make dinner sometime, as a way to say thank you

>> No.11986418

>>11986335
? How does that work, anon?

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>>11986164
>growing up male in close quarters with two lesbian NBR moms

>> No.11986515

>my mom just called me yesterday talking about soaking beef thigh bones she bought from a local butcher in salene for a bourguignon
Get better relatives.

>> No.11986530

>>11986515
I want to understand and to cook like this...
I've made nothing. Where do I begin? How do I begin?

>> No.11986553

>>11986530
Step one for stew that isn't low effort shit: buy a dutch oven.

>> No.11986735

>>11986047
>zodiac anniversary
Expound on what your mom's wife means by this phrase exactly.

>> No.11986848

>>11986167

In Europe we call it inflatable rubber dinghy anniversary.

>> No.11986893

>>11986047
>doesn t enjoy family cooking
>naw I'll post on 4chan
I hope u get a divorce. My wife can't cook for shit and her family cooks like ass. I appreciate everything because somebody cooked and I didn't have to on my day off.

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>mom's wife