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11982938 No.11982938[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My name is Adolf Hitler and I have returned.

>> No.11982943

>>11982938
Are you gonna make unbelievably stupid and stubborn decisions again?

>> No.11982959

>>11982943
Nope, he’s just going to moan like the little bitch he is, as shown in his magnum opus anime meinkraft

>> No.11982974

>>11982938
Are you still a vegan?

>> No.11982979

Bout Fucking time nigga these jews are getting out of hand. I assume you are on /ck/ looking of expertise on ovens.

>> No.11982981

Teach us how to cook Jews sensei

>> No.11982984

Wilkommen, mein Herr

>> No.11982992

>>11982981
Hide a sausage under a bread roll shaped like a bookcase topped with sauerkraut.congratulations you just made an Anne Frank beware though it'll make you a little gassy.

>> No.11983046

>>11982938
If this guy were alive today he would be an absolute LOLcow. There's no way he would be able to resist going full retard on the internet.

>> No.11983048

>>11982938
Why have you returned Adolph?

>> No.11983053

>>11983048
To try the McChicken. I must sample this acclaimed fast food sandwich.

>> No.11983071

>>11982938
>38
make sure you can prevent the next war.

>> No.11983077

>>11982938

Took you long enough, Adi

>> No.11983079

>>11983053
Why not get a nice homestyle chicken sandwich from Wendy's instead?

>> No.11983078
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>>11982938
Your cat misses you.

>> No.11983081

>>11982938
Adolf Hitler is an anagram of The Aldi Of RL, btw.

>> No.11983084

>>11983081
So? What's your point? Make a point otherwise what the fuck. I'm not a hitler supporter but people such as you are pretty fucking stupid.

>> No.11983089

>>11983084
Having a bad day?

>> No.11983095

>>11983089
No a good one. I just like calling idiots out, especially ones that have never worked a day in their lives.

>> No.11983100

>>11983095
Out on what, exactly? Think carefully before you respond.

>> No.11983103

>>11983081
mother in law --> woman hitler

>> No.11983106

>>11983100
Apparently you're a hitler supporter. Isn't that enough to think that you haven't thought out your shit in the first place before trying to outthink me?
Keep trying while you goosestep.

>> No.11983113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcHL8efKKPE
M7

>> No.11983137

>>11983106
Very cringey

>> No.11983140

>>11983137
So was your pathetic hitler religion. It didn't work out too well for you did it?

>> No.11983159

>>11983140
Lmao this guy wants more taxes and less freedom

>> No.11983164

>>11982938
Hahaha you fucking lost and killed your self you fucking loser
USA USA USA

>> No.11983179

>>11983159
Get a load of this guy
> kill people without reason
> steal shit
> get defeated
> blame others
> goosestep all the way
> fail
> bring your nation to ruins
> kills himself
> expects others to fight to the death
Hitler, great guy there. You must worship him more.

>> No.11983187
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>>11982938
Boo hoo germans

>> No.11983190
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>>11983179
Get a load of this guy
> kill people without reason (hundreds of of thousands of civilian deaths in the middle east, but conveniently cries about a few Syrian kids.)
> steal shit (with taxes and nogs)
> get defeated (in Vietnam,Korea, Afghanistan)
> blame others
> goosestep all the way(for drugs and oil
> fail
> bring your nation to ruins(35% taxes,unfettered immigration)
> kills his brothers with immigrants.
> expects others to fight for Israel
USA, great guy there. You must worship Israel more

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>>11983190
Isreal is a good ally, and much better than some fucking islamics having nukes so they go on their great jihad.
I'd rather have Isrealis on my back then some back stabbing islamics.

>> No.11983208

>>11983190
You lost the plot, we're not fighting for Isreal, they really don't control us in the USA. We're just allies. You're looking too much into stuff that doesn't exist.

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>>11983190
>unironically thinking you made good points with your retarded post

>> No.11983210

>>11983203
andddd there it is. peace.
also you must be a fucking retarded to not think that I don't know Israelis monitor these boards.

>reminder, some old dude ate your foreskin.

>> No.11983211

>>11983209
35% taxes, you should have seen what was back in the day it was like 90%, kind of France tried and then everyone started leaving.

>> No.11983226

>>11983210
Why shouldn't they?
Everyone monitors these boards, if you're too wimpy to post then you're full of fucking shit.

>> No.11983233

>>11983210
reminder, no girl when blowing me has to deal with smegma. Do you take pride in having smegma?

>> No.11983238

>>11983233
You never get it if you just wash daily. And yes, it's nice to have the option of cultivating smegma if I ever need to. There are lots of kinks out there, and if I meet a girl with that kink I'm ready to offer a service that you never could.

>> No.11983242

>>11983238
Maybe you could collect it and blow it out of a straw at some chicks, I'm sure that if you do it enough it'll attract some skank.