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11972829 No.11972829 [Reply] [Original]

Are my fellow fatties ready for the new Rattlesnake burrito and fries at Taco Bell?
I'm thinking about ordering 2 burritos and some fries.

>> No.11972893

>>11972829
>keep trying to make their shitty fries happen
Why can't they just bring back something people actually enjoy like the volcano menu?

>> No.11972909

>>11972893
>Why can't they just bring back something people actually enjoy like the Beefy Crunch Burrito?
ftfy

>> No.11972913

>>11972893

Seriously, why are they trying to force fries so hard? Stick to the golden items and bring back Diablo everything

>> No.11972916

>>11972909
nigga just get a fritos burrito. pretty much the same damn thing.

>> No.11972932

>>11972916
they aren't spicy fritos. regular fritos are fucking disgusting.

>> No.11972934

>>11972913
better profit margins probably, probably costs them 8 cents to make and they call sell it for an easy profit

>> No.11972944

>>11972934

Shit man, how are they making any profit when no one is buying the bastards?

>> No.11972959

>>11972829
this ad looks fake

>> No.11972964

'steak rattlesnake fries' sounds retarded.
'rattlesnake steak fries' is infinitely better
what were they thinking?

>> No.11972986

>>11972964

Or "Rattlesteak Fries." Actually, on second thought, the whole concept is retarded

>> No.11973002
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>>11972986
i thought they were selling actual rattlesnake

>> No.11973006

>>11973002

It would sell better than their fries, most likely

>> No.11973067

I'm assuming its just the sauce they put on the quesadillas?

>> No.11973071

>>11972829
hope my girlfriend will eat the burrito and then shit in my mouth

>> No.11973087

>>11973071
Guess then they would be the "rattlesnake shits".

>> No.11973090

>>11973087
steak rattleshits

>> No.11973103
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>>11972829
I'm ready for ReviewBrah's review of the Rattlesnake Burrito.

>> No.11973112

>>11972829
Looks fucking based

>> No.11973116

>hear about this a few days ago
>claims to be ultra spicy
>get hopes up for new sauce or volcano sauce
>nope just jalapeno shit
>this is spicy

>> No.11973821

>>11972829
Can't wait to try this tomorrow. Too bad it's not part of a $5 box

>> No.11973929

>>11972829
I tried both today, I felt the fries or their own was a lot better than being wrapped in a tortilla.

>> No.11975673

>>11972829
I tried it and it was pretty shit. There were 4 tiny bits of steak. The jalapenos just made it too spicy. The tortilla was dry and they barely stuffed the burrito. It does not look as full as the picture and the burrito itself costs $2.99
Then again the Taco Bell I went to is known for being bad and having poor quality.
Perhaps if you visit a decent Taco Bell you might get something that resembles the picture but what I got was a skimpy burrito with a couple of fries and a few tiny bits of steak. Not worth it.

>> No.11975682

>>11975673
What kind of a fucking retard expects fast food to look like an advertisement?

>> No.11975709

>>11972909
They literally just brought it back and it was shit.

>> No.11975717

>>11973103
Anxiously awaiting

>> No.11975721
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11975721

Got the burrito last night. Kind of weird - everything seems like filler and shouldn't make up a burrito - but actually pretty tasty. For some reason they didn't have the option to get it grilled on the app so had to ask in person. You can also get a free pepsi zero sugar right now but don't bother, it's terrible.

>> No.11975874

I swear taco bell changed thier steak in the past 5 years, it taste like teriyaki now

>> No.11975887
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>> No.11975900

is it $1?

>> No.11975910

>>11975887

apart from dying....this would feel amazing

>> No.11976053

>>11972893

>volcano menu

I don't understand this meme

>> No.11976084

>>11972829
>tfw work night shift tonight, going to an asian festival to eat food tomorrow, work all day sunday
I guess I'll try it Monday.

>> No.11976092

>>11973103
His reviews have fallen off hard since he got more popular. He tries too hard to be funny now instead of just reviewing the food. Unsubbed months ago.
>tfw no food reviewer that isn't an obese pig and just reviews the damn food and nothing else

>> No.11976121

>>11976092
>i unsubbed
im sure he fucking cares faggot
he made it and you still secretly watch

>> No.11976137

>>11972893
they're saving that as a last resort when the company is close to bankruptcy

>> No.11976219

>>11976121
Can't tell if this is bait but I'll bite. He obviously doesn't care that I unsubbed, what I care about is my YouTube feed being shitted up by subpar videos. And no, I haven't watched one single video since I unsubbed. I actually totally forgotten he existed until someone posted that screenshot in this thread.

>> No.11976449

>>11972959
It's not, I saw it at the Bell today

>> No.11976477

>>11975910

Take some opioids and wait a day or two, then take some magnesium citrate

You'll get the same results, just don't trust a fart and drink a ton of water

>> No.11976481

>>11972829
>Rattlesnake
that sounds extremely unappetiting
I wont try it for a while

>> No.11976488
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>>11972829
>$3
Oof! YIKES

>> No.11976516

>>11972829
>>11976449
why does it looked like it was designed in my 2008 high school "computers" class?

>> No.11976751
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>>11976092
I remember when he was pushed for his sincerity.

>> No.11976776

>>11972829
Went to get these and their "fryer was down"
I was really pissed off that I couldn't leave the drive thru and had to order something anyway.
Fuck Taco Bell I'm not going back for a while

>> No.11976837

>>11976516
Maybe someone who was in your class is working for taco bell now

>> No.11976864

>>11975721
>You can also get a free pepsi zero sugar right now but don't bother, it's terrible.
I saw that deal pop up on my app. Do they give you a bottle or just a cup?
I thought about just getting the cup and filling it with baja blast.

>> No.11976880

>>11976516
Yeah, the graphic design is really terrible in these posters, no effort fonts on the bottom.

>> No.11977063
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Alrighty folks, the bells a ringin' and it's time to try this dang ol rattlesnake burrito.
Kind of a small old thing. Not as big as I would like for pay $3 for.

>> No.11977079

>>11972893
>>11972893
>>Why can't they just bring back something people actually enjoy like the chicken flatbreads
ftfy

>> No.11977080
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11977080

Not a bad burrito honestly. The jalapenos and steak work really well together. I tried it with both fire and diablo sauce and I prefer the diablo with this one. Honestly this burrito doesn't really NEED sauce though. It's hot enough with the jalapenos and jalapeno sauce.
My only problem with this thing is the price. This thing is the same size as most of the $1 burritos but costs $3. Also it doesn't come in a $5 box so I probably won't be getting this again.

>> No.11977135

>>11977080
The price is what kills this. Like you said, it's 3 times the price, but not any bigger. It's not going to fill you up, and the fries are more often than not overcooked/undercooked to shit, making each bite a gamble as to whether or not it is going to be mush or chip your teeth.

>> No.11977222

>>11977080
>This thing is the same size as most of the $1 burritos but costs $3
Wait until you find about the "loaded grillers" burritos.

>> No.11977239

>>11977222
Yeah but everybody already knows those things are a ripoff.
You would think for a new LTO they would at least make these part of a $5 box or some deal with a drink.

>> No.11977592

>>11972829

I had the burrito.

It tastes like if you had loaded nacho fries in a burrito. I liked it a lot.

>> No.11977605

Might order it

>> No.11977608

>>11975887
>white ppl

>> No.11977615

>>11976488
They're copying the Cali steak and guac burrito from del taco

>> No.11977715

>>11977080
That is about the size mine was. It was thin like this. You would think for 3 fucking dollars It would be as stuffed as at least the 5 layer burrito.

>> No.11977726

I went there to try those fries when they were new.
Staff had never made one I guess, so the order took 45 minutes. Also they layered my burrito front to back.
Never going back again. Fuck you

>> No.11977766

>>11977080
Fucking Christ that is tiny, what a ripoff.
Shame because it sounds really good and I wanted to try it.

>> No.11977803

>>11972913
trying to appeal to flyovers who won't eat fast food if it doesn't have fries

>> No.11977810

bring back the daredevil grillers. now.

>> No.11977816
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11977816

Just tried the rattlesnake burrito and the culinary engineers at TB have blown me away once again. Fat burrito, fry game is on point, top quality steak, cheesy and creamy sauces that burst with flavor, and fresh jalapenos that kick that spice over 11. Be warned, only the biggest spice heads can handle this.

Perfection/10. Taco Bell wins again.

>> No.11977821

Why does their steak taste worse than their ground beef? Tastes like dog food.

>> No.11977823

>>11977816
now THIS is a review. cant wait to try this tomorrow

>> No.11977933

>>11977080
The price and the lack of any combo is the big red mark against the burrito. Flavor wise it actually tastes pretty good and I was surprised by the amount of jalapenos. There wasn't nearly enough steak though, especially for the $3 they are asking. The burrito felt like a lot of filler and it did its job because it filled me up.

Overall not a bad idea, but they need to make it worth it and if there was a combo it would be much easier for me to consider getting it again.

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>>11977803
Are you really trying to posture a superiority complex when it comes to taco bell coastie? It's fast food, not farm to table.

>> No.11978025

>>11976864
I only use drive thru, and it's only for a small.

>> No.11978108
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>>11975721
Got the rattlesnake nachos tonight. At first they seemed bigger and like a better deal, but the burrito is definitely the way to go. The nacho version was incredibly underwhelming, and just made the price seem even worse justified. I'd have to check, but I'm pretty confident you can make a rattlesnake burrito by subbing items for cheaper than what they are charging. Also, fuck Taco Bell sporks.

>> No.11979822

>>11977816
based TB reviewer

>> No.11979878

I ordered two rattlesnake burritos. They were tiny. They tasted good enough but after spending over $6, I went to McDonald's and ordered a couple of McDoubles to fill me up.
Rattlesnake burritos? Definitely not worth it unless it's an inbetween meal snack and you don't care about the high price.

>> No.11980062

>>11972829
>bring back fries
>people no longer interested in the one hit wonder
>hmmm how about we just stuff them in a burrito


Fucking why

>> No.11981336

>>11980062
Like >>11972934 said it's probably just cheaper to keep shoving this shit down the customer's throats and hope people still keep buying it up because it's more profitable.
At this rate we'll probably never see the volcano menu ever again.