/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11960778]

No. It doesn't. I fucking hate New Yorkers.

[Anonymous No.11961017]

>>11960778
watch out im walkin here

[Anonymous No.11961023]

We da best.

[jevin No.11961024]

>>11961017
Absolutely based Meesiks reference

[Anonymous No.11961029]

>>11960778
Are you surprised a bunch of elitist pricks in a bubble city don't realize that time flows outside their hugbox?

[Anonymous No.11961069]

>>11961023
New Yorkers think rat shit is a pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.11961086]

>>11960778
Peanut butter pickle sandwiches have been a thing for decades

[Anonymous No.11961090]

>>11960778
That peanut butter looks like an oily shit

[Anonymous No.11961171]

Pb and j with pickles is great

[Anonymous No.11961175]

>>11961171
“No.”

[Anonymous No.11961225]

AY AY PIZZA PASTRAMI JEw NOO YAWK cidya dweams FINEST BOUTIQUE CoFFIE SINGLE PIZZA
SLICE SHOP $5
$20 ice CREAMSMOOTHIE YELLOW TAXI
CANS AY DRIVE you round the BLOCK
FINEST SKYSCRAPER
9/11 DUST in ally
TRUMPS REAL TOWER MAGA HAT STATUTE OF LIBRATY what A WONDER OF THE WORLD
$5000 a month studio apartment
store your clothes in your oven
RATS AND pigeon PANCAKES
ROTTING DEBRIS IN BACK ALLIES AY

[Anonymous No.11961242]

The author of that article was born in West Virginia and lives in New Jersey.

[Anonymous No.11961270]

Every discussion involving NYC is always super cringe. People's idea of NYC is stuck in the 70s

There are hardly any Andrew Dice Clay sounding white people left unless you go to the fringe neighborhoods like Tottenville, Staten Island that nobody cares about.

[Anonymous No.11961407]

I was really into pb and onion sandwiches for awhile

[Anonymous No.11961505]

>>11961242
So?

[Anonymous No.11961534]

>>11961407
Don't forget to put some liverwurst on that for the real experience.

[Anonymous No.11961541]

>>11961407
i've been eating pb and garlic sandwiches

[Anonymous No.11961569]

>>11961270
Correct it's a bunch of Puerto ricans and hyper sensitive whites.

[Anonymous No.11961578]

>>11961270
they all moved to Jersey, cheaper

[Anonymous No.11961603]

>>11961569
this

[Anonymous No.11961622]

>friendship ended with jelly
>pickle is new best friend

[Anonymous No.11961816]

>>11960778
thats horrid desu

[Anonymous No.11961826]

>>11960778
>Salt/fatty peanut butter cut by acidic sour or sweet pickles
In theory it could work.
Anybody ever had an Elvis sandwich?

[Anonymous No.11961828]

>>11961225
>9/11 DUST IN ALLEY
lost

[Anonymous No.11961836]

>>11961826
elvis sandwich doesnt hve bacon in it.

have you really never made a fried peanut butter and banana sammich? go make one RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.11961837]

>>11961826
>Elvis sandwich
It's called a fools gold loaf, dingus.

[Anonymous No.11961858]

>>11960778
Pretty sure peanut butter, mayo and pickle sandwiches come from the South (and they're actually pretty good).

[Anonymous No.11961986]

>>11961837
That's different

[Anonymous No.11962001]

>>11960778
>AY YUG! Have ya eva put PICKLES on PEANUT BUTTA? It's da best thing since MAAHHHHHNSTA CAHHHHHHDS!!

[Anonymous No.11962023]

>>11960778
PB was originally paired with savory ingredients rather than sweet. PB and pickle and PB and onion were the most common, Mark Twain even said that his favorite food was a PB and onion sandwich. PB and J came later.

[Anonymous No.11962027]

>>11962023
>Mark Twain
I meant Hemingway, by fingers are retarded and I'm tired shut up.

[Anonymous No.11962032]

>>11961270
Yeah now they have a bunch of trust fund babies and Puerto ricans. Much better

[Anonymous No.11962035]

What? I literally eat peanut butter and pickle (or gherkin) sandwiches and I'm a Bong. It's nicer in toaster bread.

[Anonymous No.11962471]

Americans were a terrible mistake.

[Anonymous No.11962486]

>>11962027
The man who to this day we can't figure out if he blew his brains out intentionally or because he was so feeble minded that he couldn't figure out gun safety?

[Anonymous No.11962559]

>>11960778

Best combo coming through

[Anonymous No.11962568]

>>11962559
>ah yes I'll have salt with my salt
I hate Australians

[Anonymous No.11962571]

>>11961541
Fuck off, Wario.

[Anonymous No.11962587]

>>11962486
I wasn't really using him as a measuring stick for quality, just as a known account of someone both eating and enjoying a PB and onion sandwich, and remarking upon it in a way where it clearly wasn't thought of as strange at the time.

[Anonymous No.11962822]

>>11961569
You mean Brooklyn (((whites)))?

[Anonymous No.11962834]

>>11960778
2 Airplanes weren’t enough.

[Anonymous No.11962992]

>>11961225
>t. Flyover retard who went to tourist traps and got conned by fat Arab souvenier sellers and pizzerias

[Anonymous No.11962998]

>>11960778

>raging over a 7 year old article

[Anonymous No.11963052]

>>11962486
Nah it was clearly suicide. Handling guns was second nature to him and it's quite difficult to unintentionally blow your brains out with a shotgun, a foot maybe, but not your head. Coupled with the fact suicides were common in his ancestors and he knew he would never write worth a shit again.

[Anonymous No.11963589]

>>11962992
new york is an expensive shithole

[Anonymous No.11963620]

>>11962568

>peanut butter
>salty

No, English. Tastes like dry roasted peanuts.

[Anonymous No.11963637]

>>11963589
Were you attempting to confirm my suspicions of you?

[Anonymous No.11963643]

>>11963637
cope jew yorker

[Anonymous No.11963656]

>>11961569
This. This is all of the tri-state desu

[Anonymous No.11963661]

>>11963589
expensive but super fun if you're a young adult. lots of opportunity to build a career as well.

[Anonymous No.11963670]

>>11963656
Lol what? All the wops and associated IM WALKIN 'EYYERR greaseballs all relocated to NJ and Connecticut. I am a product of them.

[Anonymous No.11963704]

>>11960778
As someone who has tried this combination as a desperate late night snack, I can confirm that pickles and peanut butter DO NOT go together.

[Anonymous No.11963709]

unironically good

[Anonymous No.11963786]

bada bing
bada boom

[Anonymous No.11963817]

>>11961069
But Anon, the rat turd marinade they call water is what makes it so good!

[Anonymous No.11963820]

>>11963637
The only thing he confirmed is how well he knows New York. It is a massively overrated shit hole.

[Anonymous No.11964087]

>>11960778
>cock slurping NYT clickbait
Well there's your problem.

[Anonymous No.11964164]

>>11963820
>t. Mid-westie obese flyover who walked through times square and ate at an overpriced '''authentic nyc''' pizzeria so now he 'knows' New York

[Anonymous No.11964178]

>>11964164
>t. $5000 a month 100sq ft apartment in williamsburg faggot

[Anonymous No.11964184]

>>11964164
no. it's a shithole alright.

[Anonymous No.11964200]

>>11960778
>>11960778
>I fucking hate New Yorkers.
Yeah hey fun fact, it doesn't stop there. I remember the last time I was here some anon posted a chart of french fry quality and I thought he just had shit taste but turns out that was the fucking NY times that made that list.
He really should have said something because he got fucking roasted

[Anonymous No.11964223]

>>11964200
fuck i remember that thread. i seriously thought that nigga was trollin.

[Anonymous No.11964505]

>>11961826
PB&J&Bacon is good but you need to go heavy on the bacon

[Anonymous No.11964522]

>>11964223
Me too. Imagine my shock when I was sitting in my truck, delivering food for a food bank, when suddenly the guys on the radio mention a controversial fry ranking by NYT. The minute I heard the criteria were taste and texture, with In n out ranked near the bottom, my mind immediately flashed to that stupid-ass picture. I just about drove off a cliff in shock

[Anonymous No.11964546]

>>11961225
Fucking based
>>11962992
Butt blasted Jew York tranny

[Anonymous No.11964548]

>>11961225
Still better than Portland and cali

[Anonymous No.11964549]

>>11961029
I hate to be the one to tell you, but the coastal elites are the real Americans.

[Anonymous No.11964558]

>>11964200
>>11964223
>>11964522
Right there with you. That point graph of fries was beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.11964604]

>>11964164
Getting this assblasted over a really good troll post about your city really goes to show how insecure you are with your living arrangement famalam.

[Anonymous No.11964677]

>>11961569
Ehh it's more complex than that. NYC is super diverse
>>11961578
No, they were homeowners in Brooklyn and they moved when it was still cheapish. They moved because it got too ethnic for them.

[Anonymous No.11964683]

>>11963670
They're probably gonna white flight even further after those areas continue to diversify. Jersey is becoming more and more Hispanic, soon the Italians will go live in Kentucky with Cletus

[Anonymous No.11964687]

>>11964164
>implying he travels at all and actually went to New York

[Anonymous No.11964810]

>>11964683
Kentuckian here, tell me more about these Italians you speak of

[Anonymous No.11964817]

>>11964810
>take off them pepperoni
>don't say nothin, just do it

[Anonymous No.11964827]

>>11964810
no joke, a lot of them are super conservative and would fit in perfectly in rural Kentucky. I am not even kidding that many Italian New Yorkers (the guido types) would love living in a redneck area like Eastern Kentucky or West Virginia. They have more in common with rednecks than mainstream New Yorkers

There are Italian-American mega conservative guys over here (mostly just in certain suburban neighborhoods that have remained guido enclaves) with bald eagles as their FB profile pic who constantly post about their love for Donald Trump

[Anonymous No.11964832]

>>11962001
brooklyn rage

[Anonymous No.11964845]

Also, BARELY anyone has that Paulie Walnuts accent anymore. Even in the 70s most people didn't, but for some reason people think the average New Yorker sounds like a mobster.

[Anonymous No.11964846]

>>11964827
Based wops.

[Anonymous No.11964854]

>>11964846
Why do you Kentuckians love Donald Trump SO much?

[Anonymous No.11964869]

>>11964854
Inbreeding and ptsd from father rape lesding to surpressed homosexual urges

[Anonymous No.11964872]

>>11961225

This SEETHING flyover dweller

[Anonymous No.11964894]

>>11964854
I'm not from Kentucky, bruv.
>>11964869
Anything you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous No.11964897]

>>11961225
>FINEST SKYSCRAPER 9/11 DUST in ally
Masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.11964970]

>>11960778
I thought that was a southern thing

[Anonymous No.11964990]

for me it's overnight oats

[Anonymous No.11964993]

>>11964854
Isn't that in Italy?

[Anonymous No.11964994]

>>11961225
what a beautiful post

[Anonymous No.11965032]

>>11964872
t. seething nooyawker

[Anonymous No.11965039]

>>11965032
Nobody says "Noo Yawk"

[Anonymous No.11965369]

>>11965039
I just did faggot.

[Anonymous No.11965373]

>>11961225
Hey, I'm evolvin' hea!

[Anonymous No.11965436]

>>11964845
Most of the kids posting in this thread have never left their cornfield ohian suburb. Their idea of 'going to the city for a nice dinner' is driving 40 minutes out to the nearest strip mall with an olive garden in it. Their entire conception of what a new Yorker is or what new York is like is entirely derived from the decades-old pop culture they consume.

[Anonymous No.11965451]

>>11962001
Nyeah?

[Anonymous No.11965477]

>>11964548
At least in Cali you can get so high you forget you live in a shitty city

[Anonymous No.11965478]

>>11961837
Elvis was based as fuck and had master sheboon cooks make him southern pb and j's that give you a heart attack

True story

[Anonymous No.11965488]

>>11961029
Rednecks are just as elitist with their pretentious folksy wisdom bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11965569]

[Anonymous No.11966777]

fuck you

[Anonymous No.11966786]

>>11965436
>pretending new york isn't a shit hole because people make jokes about the accent
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.11966801]

>>11961029
Like your mom's huge box.

[Anonymous No.11966811]

>>11964549
This. There's a continuous line from the founders to the present-day intellectual and economic leadership of the US East Coast. Dissident groups in the frontier try to deny this because it's inconvenient to their manufactured self-image as the "real Americans."

[Anonymous No.11966824]

>>11961023
NYC pizza is the most overrated shit ever

[Anonymous No.11966871]

I live here and I hate it.

[Anonymous No.11966950]

>>11966786
The jokes about the accent are precisely what shows how completely out of touch they are with modern NYC. Not even Brooklyn has sounded like that in over a decade (outside of some dying wop enclaves)

[Anonymous No.11967042]

>>11960778
What's so bad about bean paste on vegetables?

[Anonymous No.11967418]

>>11965436
>>11966950
Imagine being this touchy over a joke stereotype.

[Anonymous No.11967427]

>>11960778
>I fucking hate liberals
FTFY

[Anonymous No.11967438]

>>11966824
Wrong. “New York Style” is the original pizza.

[Anonymous No.11967502]

>>11961023
God i miss new york style pizza. When i was a kid in the 90’s, thsi type of pizza was in fashion in finland. Now it’s all turk shit.

[Anonymous No.11967507]

>>11962834

[Anonymous No.11967936]

>>11961270
>People's idea of NYC is stuck in the 70s

Including the people who live there.

NYC is an amusement park for the stateless super rich. If you aren't one of them, you're just a carny working the attractions. There is no "gritty" "scene", there is no "vibrant" it was bussed in or moved to Jersey, Andy Warhol is dead, punk rock is dead, Lou Reed is dead, now there is woke blockbuster superhero movies for the Chinese and stuttering background music for your epic instagram shoot. "Ethnic cuisine" from ALL AROUND THE WORLD is all prepared by central american slaves, and you say "this is fun, this is real, this MEANS something".

May globohomo smile upon you.

[Anonymous No.11967949]

>>11967936

>is all prepared by central american slaves

Found the Mestizo. All Kosher and Halal food is deemed dirty when touched by Goyim/Kafir, especially Islamic purity laws. Super strict. If those Central Americans were worth a shit they wouldn't be working hotdog and pretzel carts, they'd be doctors or engineers like their kin back home. Utterly worthless people.

[Anonymous No.11967969]

>>11961225
I can't stop laughing at this stupid fucking post

[Anonymous No.11968078]

>>11967936
>Andy Warhol is dead
That albino faggot did more damage to New York than 9/11.

[Anonymous No.11968117]

Can American's, specifically new yorkers, explain why they think their generic world city is hot shit?
It looks like a massive shithole.

[Anonymous No.11968138]

>>11968117

You faggots won't stop coming here.

[Anonymous No.11968261]

>>11967936
You just described the situation happening to EVERY major city, dipshit. It's called globalism. It sucks every place of its unique character, of its authentic atmosphere and culture. This is what happens when the 'idea' of a place outpaces its reality in a hyper-connected society. Novelty becomes more desirable than practicality, and there's an endless line of foreigners with more money than sense looking to live out their pop culture fantasies, and an eager sea of enablers who can't wait to sell it to them.

[Anonymous No.11968273]

>>11960778
Y'all haven't lived until you've had a peanut butter and fried egg sandwich.

Throw on some olives and avocado if you're a true patrician.

[Anonymous No.11968604]

>>11962001
idk why but this made me rofl

[Anonymous No.11968645]

>>11961225
I'm dying here anon, I can't catch my breath

[Anonymous No.11968656]

>>11961225
I dont understand it but good lord I'm fucking crying laughing

[Anonymous No.11968737]

>>11961270
i was there yesterday and the cashier at the bagel place i went to in east village sounded exactly like that

[Anonymous No.11968810]

>>11961225
Made my day thank you anon

[Anonymous No.11968824]

>>11961023
That pizza looks like it’s going through chemo

[Anonymous No.11968847]

>>11968117
New York is generic because it creates the genre. No other city on the planet has that kind of economic and cultural impact.

On the other hand, much of the city is a massive shithole. Those aren't mutually exclusive things. There are a lot of people who live in the city limits but aren't actually part of what makes New York exceptional.

[Anonymous No.11968849]

>>11961023
Why are yankies like this? Everything from there "best in the world"

[Anonymous No.11968899]

>>11968261
New York died from its rent controls and overpowered unions. Unions held central positions in the economy but pushed too hard for the rent controls and wage raises when they already won their healthcare. Now only a million live in Manhattan with shitty tax revenue that can never fix that FUCKING SHITTY public transportation. And the effet that pretend its still economically important in anything other than financing. New York could have been a Chicago but it was felled in the 70’s.

[Anonymous No.11969053]

>>11961225
kek

>>11966811
>There's a continuous line from the founders to the present-day intellectual and economic leadership of the US East Coast.
They're there, but not dominating 'intellectual and economic leadership', 60 years too late.

[Anonymous No.11969120]

>>11964164
>h-heh you're a f-flyover
Isn't there an obnoxious black guy on the subway who keeps doing chin ups on the hand rails who you need to keep averting your eyes from lest he beats you senseless while everyone ignores it?
I'd say I hope you step in hobo vomit on your way to your shitty desk job that just barely keeps the rent for your 1 meter by 1 meter apartment afloat, but that's probably a regular occurrence anyway.

[Anonymous No.11969188]

ITT seething:

[Anonymous No.11969227]

>>11968138
I can't help being Australian m8

>>11968847
>New York is generic because it creates the genre.
World cities existed before and will long exist after New York m8, it didn't create the genre, it adhered to it.
>No other city on the planet has that kind of economic and cultural impact.
Do you want a list?
>what makes New York exceptional.
See that's the thing, nobody ever gives an answer to why they think it's great, they just repeat that like a cultish mantra.

[Anonymous No.11969236]

>>11966950
A decade? More like 2 or 3 decades, possibly more. My late grandpa was a native white Brooklynite and he did not have that Paulie Walnuts accent.

[Anonymous No.11969247]

>>11967936
You are clueless, you're obviously not very familiar with New York
>>11968117
It does not look like a shithole, it has the best architecture in the country (Queens has shitty architecture but most its neighborhoods are a good place to live)

[Anonymous No.11969272]

>>11960778
I've had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich when I was drunk and broke once. It was pretty alright

[Anonymous No.11969294]

>>11969247
>It does not look like a shithole
From the outside looking it does.

[Anonymous No.11969325]

>>11969294
show me examples because I'm not sure what you're talking about (besides some dumpy outer borough neighborhoods that tourists literally never go to)

[Anonymous No.11969335]

>>11969325
>show me examples because I'm not sure what you're talking about
Why would I have examples on hand?
Regardless, everything from the subways, to the main centers to those secluded alleyways, look covered on grime and in a state of complete decay.

[Anonymous No.11969338]

>>11969335
>secluded alleyways

You are full of shit because alleys are pretty rare in NYC.

[Anonymous No.11969355]

>>11969325
Time square

[Anonymous No.11969359]

>>11969355
No New Yorker gives a fuck about Times Square, it is known as a massive tourist trap. This doesn't even look that bad though, just a lot of litter (however looks totally normal aside from that)

[Anonymous No.11969363]

>>11969359
Subway

[Anonymous No.11969375]

>>11969359
Bar bathroom

[Anonymous No.11969380]

>>11964164
I went to new york as a tourist and did tourist things and I enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.11969392]

>>11969359
Homeless man

[Anonymous No.11969396]

>>11969359
New Yorker in their natural habitat

[Anonymous No.11969409]

>>11969380
I got my masters in Manhattan and honestly the best time I had is when I first flew out with my mom (who'd never been) and we spent a few days just doing all the tourist shit. NYC sucks if you don't have money or know a bunch of people who live there.

>>11969359
I was last there in maybe 2011 and thought they closed it to car traffic not long after.

[Anonymous No.11969416]

Peanut butter and yogurt is an okay sandwich. Like a less intense PB&J

[Anonymous No.11969455]

OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.11969460]

>>11969455
I'M WALKIN 'EAAH

[Anonymous No.11969489]

>>11964845
>Also, BARELY anyone has that Paulie Walnuts accent anymore
I went there a few years ago and every fucking overweight, middle-aged Italian guy talked like he was in Goodfellas. Then I went to Boston last summer and all of the fat middle aged Italian guys talked the same fucking way. I never realized that Boston had so many wops.

[Anonymous No.11969530]

>>11969363
literally does not matter
>>11969375
That happens in dive bars catering to hipsters, it's part of the vibe. There are also sports bars you can go to where middle aged white dads eat wings an watch football, sounds like it would be more up your alley

[Anonymous No.11969536]

>>11969396
Lol, did you use an example from 1976?
>>11969489
That population is dying out though, they mostly only live in fringe areas like South Shore Staten Island or Howard Beach

[Anonymous No.11969550]

>>11969536
>That population is dying out though, they mostly only live in fringe areas like South Shore Staten Island or Howard Beach
M8 I sent most of my time in New York in lower Manhattan and pretty much all of my time in Boston in the North End. Hardly "fringe".

[Anonymous No.11969592]

>>11969550
Hardly any guidos live in Lower Manhattan, maybe you were hanging out with a bunch of construction workers who live in New Jersey

[Anonymous No.11969600]

>>11969592
I didn't say that everyone talked like that, just that pretty much all of the middle-aged wops did.

[Anonymous No.11969949]

>>11969335
LMAO you have never been to NYC. What you described sounds closer to a city like Rome.

[Anonymous No.11969963]

>>11969949
>LMAO you have never been to NYC.
I never said I had, I said it looks like a massive shithole.

[Anonymous No.11969970]

>this thread
And I thought California was bad

[Anonymous No.11970208]

>>11969963
I guess I see what you mean. I've never been inside your mother, but I'd bet her cunt is quite a bit looser than her shithole. Maybe we both just need to experience it first hand to see if our presumptions are correct. ;)

[Anonymous No.11970294]

>>11970208
You can be as mad as you want, it doesn't change the fact your city looks like a shithole.

[Anonymous No.11970296]

>>11970294
NYC does not look like a shithole, it has amazing architecture that shits on any other American city

[Anonymous No.11970306]

>>11970296
>dude the architecture
I'm not even talking about the architecture specifically, although it seems decayed, I'm talking about the view that your city is a crime ridden, trash filled, metropolitan shithole.

[Anonymous No.11970313]

>>11970294
>Flyover opinions

lmao. You know you flyovers love to shit on yuros about how they have to know all about America while you don't have to know anything about their country? We are US-equivalent of that. You know every detail, every building in the skyline, our art, our music, our media. Flyover chicks get wet as fuck when you tell them you're from New York, and will hop on your dick lickety-split for a chance to get 'shown around'. I don't know anything about your cornfield in the middle of nowhere. It's easy to call my town a shithole when nobody has hears of yours, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.11970318]

>>11970313
see >>11968117
At least read the chain before you shitpost

[Anonymous No.11970323]

>>11970306
>crime ridden
No, it's one of the safest major cities in the US
>metropolitan
what is that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.11970327]

>>11970313
to be fair, there are a lot of places even in "flyover country" that are cool and not really flyovery, whose residents appreciate New York when they make it out here.
I think the 4chan posters who hate New York are just lame redneck NEETs who don't travel at all.

[Anonymous No.11970332]

>>11970323
>No, it's one of the safest major cities in the US
It's in the top 20-30 m8

[Anonymous No.11970334]

Oaaahoohh what if you mixed a buttered roll with pickles?? badabing
--food capital of america

[Anonymous No.11970335]

>>11970332
Not if you only count actual major cities with populations over 500k

[Anonymous No.11970341]

>>11970335
In which case they'd be in the top 10-15

[Anonymous No.11970349]

>>11970327
>I think the 4chan posters who hate New York are just lame redneck NEETs who don't travel at all.
Then I suppose the meme of all major city dwellers gargling sperm from their platonic gf's boyfriend are correct as well?

[Anonymous No.11970356]

>>11970327
I know that, totally. I've been all over the states for work, and I love it. There's tons of beautiful places out there. I just like busting the balls of stubborn rednecks who either haven't been here, or did all the worst touristy shit possible (incredible amount of opportunists here) then decide to shit on it as if they know the place like the back of their hand.

[Anonymous No.11970358]

>>11970306
Friend, the thread is about NEW YORK, not Newark. Common mistake.

[Anonymous No.11970360]

>>11970356
True! There are clearly a lot of posters who don't travel. I really don't think those posters you mention have even been here, I find it hard to believe that someone in their 20s with no kids would fail at life New York tourism that badly

[Anonymous No.11970378]

>>11970356
> I just like busting the balls of stubborn rednecks
I'm not an American m8.

>>11970360
> I really don't think those posters you mention have even been here
Wow how did you come to that conclusion >>11969963

[Anonymous No.11970381]

>>11970360
You'd honestly be surprised, man. When you grow up outside of here, there's a certain trustworthiness and naivete that these people smell and pray on. Half the 'bums' in the city make a full time wage off these people.

[Anonymous No.11970382]

I love pickles but that shit looks fucking disgusting.
>>11961023
Sbarro fucking sucks, at least go to an actual Italian restaurant if your in NYC. at least try Keste if you want pizza with actual cheese in it.

[Anonymous No.11970383]

>>11970381
>my city is full of con-artists
>this is a positive

[Anonymous No.11970389]

>>11970383
They only hang out in heavily touristy areas like near Penn Station. There are so many of them that you quickly learn to ignore them

I give out money every now and then but it's rare, they need to make themselves genuinely stand out from other bums (which very few do)

[Anonymous No.11970391]

>>11970381
Yeah but those people are only a problem outside of extremely touristy areas like Penn Station an Times Square, and they can't do shit if you say no. Even in other Manhattan neighborhoods that are very lively like the East Village I don't come across that many beggars.

[Anonymous No.11970442]

>>11970389
Which does nothing to address
>my city is full of con-artists
>this is a positive
But whatever.
Seeing as you're apparently knowledgeable about the city, what makes you think your city is hot shit?
What distinguishes it and raises it above being just another world city?

[Anonymous No.11970454]

>>11970378
Everywhere outside of NY is flyover to me ;)

[Anonymous No.11970461]

>>11970454
>Everywhere outside of NY is flyover to me ;)
You're making an excellent case for why 2 planes weren't enough.

[Anonymous No.11970487]

>>11970461
I see people outside of New York lack a sense of humor. I was making fun of myself, friend. Stop taking shit so serious.

[Anonymous No.11970493]

>>11970487
>Stop taking shit so serious.
Nigger stop projecting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDi_xgAD54g

[Anonymous No.11970522]

>>11967502
same.
DK

[Anonymous No.11970525]

>>11970493
>projecting!!
Ah, the autistic incel’s “no you!!!”

[Anonymous No.11970550]

>>11969359
>this is normal and doesnt look bad

you guys are fucking weird and/or raised by bad parents
literally every american i met, had exceptional personal hygiene but didnt think twice of throwing cigarette packs, candy wrappers and anything else on the street. your restaurants have absolutely no standards in sanitation, public toilets look like absolute shit and clean drinking water is not an issue people really care about. you are doomed. in a way you remind me of chinamen, but with souls.

[Anonymous No.11970590]

>>11970550
only trashy people do that. I do not litter

[Anonymous No.11970608]

>>11970550
also, clearly not all Americans have good personal hygiene. I know a lot of nasty motherfuckers here

[Anonymous No.11970665]

>>11961407
On a similar note, I really love to make peanut butter sandwiches with a fried egg and fried shallots inside.

[Anonymous No.11970815]

>>11970550
It's almost exclusively city-dwellers who litter. I grew up in Boulder, CO, where the legal penalty for littering so much as a cigarette butt can be up to $20,000 fine and five years in prison. You would get straight-up smacked by angry hippies/trust-fund environmentalists if you tried throwing your garbage on the ground.

Similarly, people are obsessed with preserving clean rivers in CO--see Poudre Valley and Boulder River coalitions, anti-frakking legislation, and sabotage of mining operations that threaten groundwater quality. It's similar in WA and OR, ME and VT, UT, etc

[Anonymous No.11970873]

>>11970815
>It's almost exclusively city-dwellers who litter
Not in the south. I live in a rural area and there's trash lining both sides of the 2 lane highway near me and that's even with a monthly county jail chain gang assigned to pick it up.

[Anonymous No.11970921]

>>11960778
>2012
Yeah, that's about right.

[Anonymous No.11970948]

>>11970873
I was born in a rural area. Large items were quite common along the highway because anything you couldn't put in the trash had to go to the dump, which charged by weight. Enjoy your couches because poor people don't want to spend 30 dollars to get rid of a couch.

[Anonymous No.11971033]

>>11970948
Our county dump is free with proof of residency but lazyass whitetrash and niggers still throw it out on the road.

[Anonymous No.11971043]

>>11962992
>he thinks owning land is a bad thing