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Anonymous Sat Feb 23 11:35:48 2019 No.11947753 [Reply] [Original]

>fork hits teeth

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 11:37:37 2019 No.11947760 File: 15 KB, 260x280, electric-shock-electrocuted-person-cartoon-260nw-1186441921[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11947753 >piece of tinfoil hits metal filling

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 11:39:48 2019 No.11947764 >>11947753 Are you 10 and cant use a fork?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 11:41:21 2019 No.11947767 File: 52 KB, 379x1000, fpZ06Jo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11947753

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 13:39:28 2019 No.11948183 >>11947764 Are you imaginary and accidents never happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 13:42:44 2019 No.11948198 >>11947760 you should have taken better care of your teeth

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 15:34:38 2019 No.11948637 File: 3.15 MB, 4048x3036, IMG_20190223_153204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when that little spot in the potato actually goes all the way through

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 15:40:44 2019 No.11948665 File: 18 KB, 357x379, 1535116674030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11948637

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 15:43:43 2019 No.11948676 File: 24 KB, 128x122, uhu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >knife dragging across cheap plate

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 16:53:45 2019 No.11948992 >>11947760 How would it elelectrecute you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:08:23 2019 No.11949047 File: 2.11 MB, 360x240, 1486252343593.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >teeth hit wooden popsicle stick

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:15:06 2019 No.11949071 File: 254 KB, 447x485, 1550710901789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >somebody put the knife in the dishwasher again

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:16:24 2019 No.11949079 >>11949047 You have to be at least 18 to post here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:17:19 2019 No.11949081 File: 41 KB, 301x344, 5012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11947753 >glass hits tooth >spend 3 hours checking tooth for cracks or chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:18:27 2019 No.11949088 File: 16 KB, 633x758, 318271da980706f7a18a811c3456a77d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sliced bread sticks to palate

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 17:20:12 2019 No.11949097 >popcorn shell stuck to the back of your tongue >makes you gag if you try to pick it off

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:21:30 2019 No.11949388 >>11949081 it doesn't take 3 hours to check one tooth for a chip you worthless retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:30:18 2019 No.11949433 >>11949388 Yeah but the paranoia and anxiety forces me to keep checking

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:32:00 2019 No.11949444 File: 415 KB, 512x512, 1550065874608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bite inside of cheek

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:33:06 2019 No.11949449 File: 185 KB, 481x405, 3085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11949444 >bites inside of cheek again right after

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:33:25 2019 No.11949451 >first spoonful of soup that burns your tongue and renders you tasteless for a day

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 18:35:17 2019 No.11949460 >miss steak with knife and cut own head off

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:01:05 2019 No.11949844 >>11949444 What's worse? Biting your tongue or your cheek?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:03:19 2019 No.11949850 >>11949444 >bite inside of cheek >an hour later it swells up >bite it again

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:54:06 2019 No.11950074 File: 47 KB, 436x436, 1445243320573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >some fucker is using his knife between the tines of his fork near me

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:55:25 2019 No.11950085 >>11949071 somebody kill my roommate pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:58:45 2019 No.11950106 File: 1.21 MB, 404x478, 1494364224181.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >watch movie >dining scene >character scrapes teeth against fork every single bite while delivering lines

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:59:02 2019 No.11950109 >hot coffee/food obliterates taste buds for a week

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 20:59:03 2019 No.11950110 File: 3.78 MB, 3008x2000, angry-boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11947753 My dad used to do this on purpose. Annoying as hell, should've killed him back then already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:04:53 2019 No.11950140 File: 65 KB, 500x522, anger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When housemates eat YOUR leftover meal your were saving and later complains about dishes not being done

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:34:14 2019 No.11950278 File: 52 KB, 278x319, 1501710606234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >chips cut your gums and your mouth feels really tender

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 21:37:05 2019 No.11950291 File: 67 KB, 1024x1024, Miaumiau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11949444

Anonymous Sat Feb 23 22:01:12 2019 No.11950387
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>>11948637
i actually had little tiny flies come out of a potato. completey normal looking potato, nope, it's hollow a decent sized cloud of tiny gnats fly out and spread around the room

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 23 22:05:17 2019 No.11950410 File: 27 KB, 705x696, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11950387

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 01:40:45 2019 No.11951193 >>11947753 This is why I only use plastic forks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 02:51:30 2019 No.11951358 File: 969 KB, 500x281, 189983298435.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11951193 >tine of plastic fork breaks in your food >you can't find it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 03:07:54 2019 No.11951389 >>11950387 >>11950410 Same fucking thing but with a peach. It was firm and the stem didn't appear damaged. Must've been close to 20 of the little bastards though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 03:11:43 2019 No.11951395 File: 175 KB, 900x636, 1358164215639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11951389 >>11950387 Where may I find moar of these delicious fruits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 03:27:51 2019 No.11951444 >>11951193 I too only use plastic forks for this reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 05:19:46 2019 No.11951764 File: 60 KB, 640x634, 1549864650142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shitty plastic cutting board >knife keeps digging into it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 05:29:51 2019 No.11951781 >>11948992 remember the expriment where you stick 2 diferent metal in a lemon and it produces electricity? same thing. Your saliva acts as the acid. There is a scientific term for it but I'm retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 05:35:34 2019 No.11951795 File: 110 KB, 250x388, Inquisiton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11951395 Nurgle pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 05:35:40 2019 No.11951796 >>11951764 >cheap wood cutting board >wash it once >wood warps into an arch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 06:37:46 2019 No.11951913 File: 56 KB, 571x1024, 1549134079216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11951358 This has happened to me numerous times with Chinese takeout and I almost always end up biting into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 06:40:00 2019 No.11951917 >i scrape my fork betweeny teeth then crunch down

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 06:46:25 2019 No.11951927 File: 869 KB, 800x717, guardsman1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11951795 >>11951913 And take Slaanesh with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 07:52:25 2019 No.11952050 File: 270 KB, 400x400, MAKE IT STOP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eat biscotti >Canker sores on the roof of my mouth later

Anonymous Sun Feb 24 08:22:54 2019 No.11952143

>>11947753
>>11950110
my dad does too... he whips the fork into his teeth 3/5 bites while hes eating... he also slurps his soup and beverages and stabs his plate with his fork when trying to pick up a piece of lettuce or something. its so fucking obnoxious and embarrassing but hes never going to change at this point.

Anonymous Sun Feb 24 09:40:39 2019 No.11952287
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>>11951796
>move into a new apartment
>previous renters used the counter top as a cutting board fucking knife marks all over it
>bonus: cigarette burns on or near kitchen & bathroom sink

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 09:52:10 2019 No.11952312 >>11948183 I've never hit my teeth with a fork. I can't even imagine that, what did you do? Put empty fork in your mouth and start waving around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 24 13:16:17 2019 No.11953176 >>11951927 Don't understand this normie reference sorry

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