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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:35:45 2019 No.11942449 [Reply] [Original]

I have been on keto for 8 days eating mainly fish, avocado, eggs, spinach, berries, Greek yogurt, nuts and seeds, and also apples. But all I can think about is ordering an extra large pan pizza loaded with double cheese, mushrooms, olives, sun dried tomato, jalapenos, feta cheese, and double pepperoni with ranch and pesto sauce. Then stuffing a large order of fish and chips with tartar sauce and garlic sauce down my throat and finishing with brownies, fudge and chocolate cheese cake. I am so afraid of losing my progress I don't want this feel. How do I stick to my guns and not give in all this delicious food options. I have binged aj excess of 10,000 calories in the past and if I fall of the train now I will become a derailed trainwreck and just shovel pizza, chicken tendies, fish n chips, cakes and ice cream down my throat until I die. Help. Please. What are some good keto recipes to help me through this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:41:27 2019 No.11942455 Actually get help from a professional. Your problems are not normal and you need more than advice from strangers on the wrong board to get you through this, you fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:43:23 2019 No.11942458 >>11942449 >8 days You haven't even entered keto yet, faggot.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:43:59 2019 No.11942461

>>11942449
First
>apples
Stop this, there's 16 grams of sugar per apple on average. Second, the trick isn't just to abstain from eating carbs, it's to not buy and bring them into your home. An alcoholic doesn't keep beer in the fridge (if you're already set on this, ignore me)

When I needed some TLC I would make cauliflower casseroles. They're any combo of chopped/mashed/blended cauliflower, any type of cheese, some sour cream or mayonnaise or homemade mac'n'cheese type cheese, and additions like other vegetables or bacon. Google produces some easy recipes that are quicker than me typing them out here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:47:08 2019 No.11942465 >>11942458 Stfu ketosis takes 3-7 days max faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:48:11 2019 No.11942467 >>11942455 I am 5'8 and weigh 397lbs mainly due to abuse and bullying from dickheads like you. : Fuck YOU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 06:53:02 2019 No.11942476 >>11942467 >cyberbullying Just turn the computer off lmao But really you're off to a good start, I made the mistake of including a lot of sat fats when I started and it drove my LDL up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:02:48 2019 No.11942491 >>11942476 REAL LIFE bullying motherfucker and also childhood abuse. Why are you so fucking rude

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:07:17 2019 No.11942500

>>11942491
I'm the first poster, and if you're serious I wasn't bullying you. I was offering you honest advice. This is not the place to go to solve such a serious problem, not the least of which because of the three boards that possibly relate to your issue you chose the worst one to post on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:11:21 2019 No.11942507 >>11942449 Keep eating, lardass. The earlier you die, the better for all of us.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:14:29 2019 No.11942517

>>11942449
For... For 8 days? You can't stick to a diet... for 8 days? You're fucking pathetic. This isn't a keto issue. No amount of keto recipes will save you. You have literally 0 willpower if after 8 days all you can think about is binging. You sicken me. Stop eating, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:18:09 2019 No.11942528 >>11942491 I told you that you were off to a good start, nevermind fatfuck go deepthroat a log of chorizo you infant brained human shart

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:26:04 2019 No.11942546 >>11942449 Well, this thread is a dumpster fire. Op, if you like junk food, make healthier versions and smaller portions of it. Eat things you will enjoy, and you won't have to worry about relapsing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 07:26:41 2019 No.11942549 >>11942461 > If I fall of the train now I will become a derailed trainwreck Lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 08:05:18 2019 No.11942644 >>11942467 Why do you let words affect you so much? You need to remind yourself some 4chan users words only have as much power as you give them. Nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 08:05:41 2019 No.11942646 >>11942449 That's the problem with meme diets, they are memes. All keto will do is give you insatiable hunger to suck dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:16:58 2019 No.11942944 >>11942491 >>11942467 >>11942465 It is too late, the fat has already taken your brain there is no hope for a human turd like you eat all the bullshit you want because it's never going to get better

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:33:02 2019 No.11942981 >>11942467 No. Not due to abuse and bullying. Due to overeating. Do something other than eating to deal with stress.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:41:08 2019 No.11943012

>>11942549

I fucking caved guys. God fucking damn it I hate myself so much. I made a large breakfast of 5 fried eggs, 8 strips of bacon, 3 sausages, 2 slices of melted cheese on toast, a warmed ham and cheese crossiant, 2 mini frozen microwavable pepperoni pizzas, a waffle with syrup, bag of doritos, a chocolate chip cookie and a carton of chocolate milk. I fucking hate this god damn world I never should have been born, I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD I HATE THIS WORLD I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD I HATE THIS WORLD I ATE THIS WORLD I FUCKING HATE THIS GOD DAMN WORLD. It isn't my fault that everyone is such a vain cunt or that I was abused as a child by shitty people. FUCK. I hate you all you judgemental cocksuckers I hope you fucking go to hell for eternity you're all despicable human beings who can't even have the human decency to give an iota of emotional support so someone struggling with severe depression, body image issues, PTSD, an eating disorder and general marginalization by society.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:43:33 2019 No.11943021 >>11943012 Lol no way you're a real person

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:44:35 2019 No.11943027 >>11943012 >I ATE THIS WORLD Way to go fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:55:46 2019 No.11943062 >>11943021 No way you're a decent human being

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 10:57:59 2019 No.11943066 >>11943012 This isn't /adv/ faggot go cook a new personality unless you think you'll just eat it, fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 11:01:36 2019 No.11943076 >>11943062 Bet

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 11:06:38 2019 No.11943091 >>11943012 Just lift and start long distance running lmao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 11:08:43 2019 No.11943100 >>11942449 >double cheese, mushrooms, olives, sun dried tomato, jalapenos, feta cheese, and double pepperoni with ranch and pesto sauce. Just make up a plate of this. Fry it all together in a pan. Add some beaten eggs and cook until set.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 11:11:33 2019 No.11943114

God, fat people are fucking disgusting. No discipline, no willpower. Despite the glaring obvious fact that if they just took action to improve themselves their life would improve, they grasp at every opportunity to make themselves the victim of every circumstance. Just fucking die already, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 12:29:11 2019 No.11943414 Tiny Tim Rauscheder here.

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 12:32:18 2019 No.11943426
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>>11943114
>they grasp at every opportunity to make themselves the victim of every circumstance

I blame the poor education system, and more than anything else, I blame the modern day white liberals who keep telling everyone it's "ok" to be morbidly obese with type 2 diabetes and heart disease.

Fact acceptance = racist plan to oppress blacks in America and keep us unhealthy & dependent

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 12:33:34 2019 No.11943433 >>11943426 >Fat acceptance White people need to stop pretending like being morbidly obese is somehow "attractive." Nobody thinks that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 13:44:28 2019 No.11943760 >>11942449 >>11943012 I get perverse pleasure from reading about people failing pathetically and giving into despair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 13:47:14 2019 No.11943775 >>11943426 >making it political You were fine until that point, then you just got all fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 14:41:23 2019 No.11944010 >>11942449 WHY not just make a keto plate of cheese, shrooms and onions omelette with dried tomatoes, olives and jamon salad with pesto? t. Keto anon

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Anonymous Fri Feb 22 14:43:55 2019 No.11944028

>>11942467
You suffer little penis cuck syndrome (LPCS).
Only cure is to uncuck yourself or death if it’s late stage as >>11942944 said.
Whenever you are bullied you either admit to having LPCS or instead pull up your bootstrap, improve and proceed to be better than anyone who has wronged you in a long spanning vengeful quest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 14:44:55 2019 No.11944037 >>11942467 ..how...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 14:48:51 2019 No.11944054 >>11944037 See >>11944028

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 16:51:04 2019 No.11944474 File: 12 KB, 560x321, db288_fig2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11943426 actually...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 16:53:38 2019 No.11944481 Tiny Tim rauscheder rip...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:16:37 2019 No.11944808 >>11943091 His heart will give out if he runs long distance dude. He should aim to walk 1-2 hours a day and then slowly build up to light jogging before actually running long distance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:19:01 2019 No.11944816 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE Have you ever seen someone btfo /ck/ so badly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:24:05 2019 No.11944832 >>11944816 Wow Brendan Fraser really let himself go

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:27:02 2019 No.11944839 >>11944474 >oh no, real stats instead of fake shit to fit /pol/ narratives Obesity in the US is a serious problem that transcends race, and right or left. Thinking otherwise is burying your head in the sand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:27:06 2019 No.11944840 >>11944816 I think I can speak for as all when I say, do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 18:28:09 2019 No.11944846 >>11944839 >Transcends race Except for the yellow man

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:11:59 2019 No.11945243 >>11942467 Take responsibility for your actions you fat waste of space

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:13:55 2019 No.11945253 >>11943012 >It isn't my fault that everyone is such a vain cunt or that I was abused as a child by shitty people It's not ours either, fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:17:47 2019 No.11945270 >>11944846 Well that's understandable since they have the highest IQ's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:18:36 2019 No.11945273 >>11943012 eating like a king

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 22 20:36:34 2019 No.11945341 >>11944474 i'm a clinician anon. it's well known that hispanics have the highest risk of obesity. literally 72% of them in my practice have a non-/fit/ BMI over 24 and most don't do shit about it.