/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11936482]

fruit thread, patrician fruits only

[Anonymous No.11936495]

>>11936482

[Anonymous No.11936762]

>>11936482
Is there a fruit more perfect than the lychee/rambutan/longan? It's like eating candy but better

[Anonymous No.11936767]

>>11936482
I like lychee but there is this other chinese fruit that I really like that's like lychee but it's a little bit sweeter. I forgot the name of it though.

[Anonymous No.11936768]

>>11936762
LONGAN that's the name. Longan is best fruit of all times.

[Anonymous No.11936769]

>>11936482
the absolute best. I don't see it very often round here though.

[Anonymous No.11936773]

>>11936769
Just go to the Chinese store.

[Anonymous No.11936774]

>>11936482
american fruit

[Anonymous No.11936787]

>>11936774
Cows are so cute tho how can you eat those guys D:
Seriously though, I know that in China they don't have these. You go to the store, you buy a slab of "beef" and it's really heavy. But then you take it home and you heat it, and allllllllll this water comes out and what used to be a big ol SLAB o beef is now just a wee little wrinkly wiry chewy shoe sole. Boy are we lucky to have real beef here in the states.

[Anonymous No.11936827]

>>11936762
rambutan seeds suck so much dick.
lychee master race

[Anonymous No.11936841]

>>11936482
Passion fruit gang has arrived. Sad you pay so much for so little though.

[Anonymous No.11936848]

[Anonymous No.11936863]

>>11936768
based

[Anonymous No.11936889]

>>11936848
I've heard it's a good laxative

[Anonymous No.11937124]

[Anonymous No.11937131]

>>11936762
Charamoya
Yellow dragon fruit

[Anonymous No.11937132]

the only real choice.

[Anonymous No.11937138]

>>11937124
food equivalent of hot girl with no personality

[Anonymous No.11937139]

>>11937131
Also mangosteens!

[Anonymous No.11937145]

Guava is one of the best fruits.

[Anonymous No.11937148]

These yellow guavas are the best, they're a Mexican variety sold at mexican stores.

[Anonymous No.11937162]

>>11937145
>>11937148

How do you deal with the seeds? I bought some of the little green ones and the seeds were everywhere and hard as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11937167]

>>11936848
it's good, the seeds are too common and tough though

[Anonymous No.11937176]

>>11937162
Green guavas suck, don't waste your time. It's like a bittersweet pear. Get the good shit

[Anonymous No.11937177]

>>11937162
Personally I just chew and eat them never had an issue.

[Anonymous No.11937178]

>>11937138
Try the yellow ones

[Anonymous No.11937192]

>>11936482
comin through

[Anonymous No.11937202]

>>11937192
Citrus sucks

[Anonymous No.11937213]

>>11937138
Kek, true. It just tastes like a strawberry but more bland.

[Anonymous No.11937234]

I eat a green apple every day for lunch.

I've started incorporating a banana in the morning for breakfast.

Is this OK for all my fruit needs, nutritionally?

[Anonymous No.11937437]

>>11937202
Your mom sucks cocks in hell

[Anonymous No.11937440]

[Anonymous No.11937453]

>>11937437
My mother is alive and well, think you have a missing understanding here.

[Anonymous No.11938121]

Sup queers

[Anonymous No.11938123]

>>11936848
Not a fan of the fresh fruit (too watery for me) but you can make a goddamn delicious syrup out of it

[Anonymous No.11938156]

Mango is pretty good

[Anonymous No.11938171]

step up nigga

[Anonymous No.11938175]

>>11938171
Are there people on this board who don't know how to eat kiwi properly (i.e. sliced in half and scooped with a spoon)? If so please show yourselves so I can laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.11938386]

>>11936482
Take the guavapill

[Anonymous No.11938399]

Step aside.

[Anonymous No.11938435]

>>11938175
>he doesn't eat the skin

[Anonymous No.11938440]

>>11936848
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.11938549]

All other fruits btfo

[Anonymous No.11938555]

Corn

[Anonymous No.11938560]

>>11937138
You have to get them fresh in Asia, totally different fruit.

[Anonymous No.11938574]

>>11938435
Seriously, this is the most masculine way to eat a kiwi

[Anonymous No.11938578]

>>11937192
Almost too sweet.

[Anonymous No.11938591]

>>11938578
Then have I got the orange for YOU!

[Anonymous No.11938596]

>>11938591
That's a green, not an orange!

[Anonymous No.11938599]

>>11938555
Trips wins

Corn is the best fruit

[Anonymous No.11938604]

It’s clemenTIME for yall to come to your senses

[Anonymous No.11938606]

>>11938596
Oh shit, you got me!

[Anonymous No.11938608]

>>11938604
Bait

[Anonymous No.11939230]

>>11937453
That's not your real mom, faggot

[Anonymous No.11939239]

These fuckers are delightful when ripe. Smell kinda off but taste like MOTHERS MILK!

[Anonymous No.11939245]

It's a shame I don't see this fuckers more often.

[Anonymous No.11939340]

>>11938399
I like the juice

[Anonymous No.11939392]

>>11938549
Good luck getting an unspoiled one. Rotten ones look exactly like ripe ones.

[Anonymous No.11939417]

>>11938121
You in SEA now or something? How's the snakefruit?

>>11937131
I need to try more cherimoya relatives. It's such a good fruit, and I hear other annonas are even better.

[Anonymous No.11939419]

out of my way, casuals

[Anonymous No.11939902]

>>11936482
The humble.

[Anonymous No.11939907]

watermelon is the supreme fruit

[Anonymous No.11939973]

>>11936482
>eating antinutrient-packed sugar balls

[Anonymous No.11940103]

>>11939419
I never understood the hype.
>horrible pus-like texture
>nothing interesting about the taste except the faint oniony aftertaste
>overpowers every dish

[Anonymous No.11940104]

>>11939973
>anti nutrient
>fruit sugar is bad 4 u
t. mong

[Anonymous No.11940121]

>>11936841

[Anonymous No.11940124]

>>11937138
This.

[Anonymous No.11940133]

>>11937202

[Anonymous No.11940143]

>>11939902
Bootyfruit

[Anonymous No.11940301]

>>11938435
>In uni, new roomate
>17 yrs old son of a farmer first in the lineage to actually go to uni to get an degree in agronomy
>comes from a peach producing village
>most of the fruits he had in his life where peaches (ofc apples, citrus etc) but nothing exotic that his family and village didn't grow
>Finds a pineapple in the fridge
>'anon wtf is this?'
>'its a pineapple'
>'never had one can I try it?'
>'sure go ahead lol'
>proceeds to attempt to bite an uncut pineapple and actually manages to sink his teeth in a few points
>troughs the pineapple on the wall
>'how the fuck can you eat this shit?'
Still to this day we send him composted pineapple as a joke and he occasionally send us some of his sweet peaches. Also one time we tried to make him eat a kiwi...

[Anonymous No.11940312]

>>11938591
These used to end up on the playground when I was a kid. We called them monkey brains. Do people eat them?

[Anonymous No.11940350]

>>11937192
>>11937192
>uncircumcised mandarins

what is this sorcery

[Anonymous No.11940365]

>>11937192
>>11938604

Real citrus talk, what are the differences between clementine and mandarine? My mum says we used to get both here in snow ape country, but now we only get the one. I always forget which is which. I remember Fanta used to be/have a mandarine flavour though.

[Anonymous No.11940394]

*goes bad within 48 hours*

[Anonymous No.11940406]

>>11940312
No, they don't. They're 100% cellulose, basically.

[Anonymous No.11940433]

"Stone fruits" are best fruits.

Has anybody ever been to Puerto Rico and tried their unique fruit called a "Canepa" ? They're delicious and they grow everywhere. You can literally walk down a random street and find them either on a tree or for sale by a little grandma at a stall. They remind me of lychees, but they're more sour and the flesh to seed ratio is different. The taste and texture is kinda firm but gummy once you start to work the fruit off the seed with your teeth.

If I lived down there, I'd have a whole orchard of these things and eat, breathe, poo canepas for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.11940438]

>>11940312
You can eat the seeds, but they're a huge hassle to separate from the fruit, enough so that even the indians didn't eat them unless they had to

[Anonymous No.11940514]

>>11936848
dAMN good, too many seeds and the most annoying kind of spines tho.

[Anonymous No.11940517]

>>11938549
Love mangosteens but really they taste so much alike to lychee and red globe grapes

[Anonymous No.11940522]

The botanical garden in my city had a monstera deliciosa that I have seen fruiting. I should try to nab one sometime.

>>11940312
North America's megafauna ate them before they died out (the animals, not the osage orange).

[Anonymous No.11940721]

>>11940522
Osages are interesting in that regard, being a remnant of the ice age which is still around, A living time capsule

[Anonymous No.11940734]

>>11936773
Are they imported from china

[Anonymous No.11940750]

where the fuck my figgas at?

[Anonymous No.11940762]

>>11940750
I like those best in Newton form.

[Anonymous No.11940794]

>>11937192
Titty oranges are the shit. I got them as a joke due to the shape with no idea what they were and it turns out they are super easy to peel and taste great. Who knew?

[Anonymous No.11940883]

>>11939902
peaches have the potential to be utter ambrosia, like sucking god's tits for his holy milk, but only if you can find ripes ones at a farmer's market. i've found that supermarket peaches are invariably trash

[Anonymous No.11940891]

Post underground fruits

[Anonymous No.11940941]

>>11940794
They're like the single most popular orange out there. How did you not know about them?

[Anonymous No.11940953]

>>11937138
>>11937124
I say this everytime someone posts a dragonfruit in a fruit thread. The white fleshed fruits are bland and tasteless. You gotta go for the pink or yellow fleshed varieties.

[Anonymous No.11940961]

There are a ton of loquat trees in my town and every spring I walk around downtown and pick a ton of these babies. They are really delicious, and everyone should try them. This year I may try baking some kind of tart with them

[Anonymous No.11940963]

>>11940103
Don't buy the frozen shit. You have to actually go to Malaysia and get D24s or Red King varieties.

[Anonymous No.11941021]

>>11938599 √

CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11941111]

>>11940961
as a kid use to steal my neighbors loquats from their tree all the time

[Anonymous No.11941203]

>>11936848
Is that some sort of weird potato-beetroot hybrid?

[Anonymous No.11941264]

>>11941203
Prickly pear

[Anonymous No.11941406]

>>11940963
I used to think it was shit even though I'd only eaten fresh stuff. Then when I was in Singapore a guy in my hostel let me try his $50/kg stuff and it was amazing and I've dreamed about it nearly every day since

[Anonymous No.11941423]

patrician coming through

[Anonymous No.11941438]

>>11941406
Yeah the good stuff is insanely expensive. Also the Malaysians overcharge the Singaporeans for durians so your friend got goyed.

[Anonymous No.11941526]

You people have no idea

[Anonymous No.11941691]

>>11938549
fucking this everyone seriously go to the best asian grocery store you can in the biggest city nearest to you. if you can find fresh it is indescribly delicious

[Anonymous No.11941704]

Where's durian???

[Anonymous No.11941735]

for me it's a crunchy peach

[Anonymous No.11941739]

>>11939902
>>11941735
Peaches are a beast my man

[Anonymous No.11941759]

>>11936889
quite the opposite

[Anonymous No.11941947]

>>11940963
>>11941406
Nah I ate it in Singapore and it was fresh. Of course I haven't eaten every durian in the country but I expect that when I eat the stuff it'll at least be somewhat good even if it's not top notch $50/kg quality.

[Anonymous No.11941950]

>>11937132
I actually really like these. A nice creamy taste. I'm not bothered by the smell, either.

[Anonymous No.11941961]

>>11941423
As a kid I had a lot of the trees near me and I'd always pretend the juice was blood.

[Anonymous No.11942401]

I bet none of you even tried this bad boy

[Anonymous No.11942414]

>>11942401
Feijoa? I had one and it was ok.

[Anonymous No.11942430]

>>11936848
I like the taste but the seeds just make them unedible to me

[Anonymous No.11942433]

Posting the real patrician fruit.

[Anonymous No.11942439]

>>11941950
I've been to enough melee tournies to bear that shit

[Anonymous No.11942442]

>this thread
is this alien life or some shit?

[Anonymous No.11942445]

[Anonymous No.11942463]

[Anonymous No.11942504]

>>11940891
I LOVE THESE THINGS.

Always buy pounds of these during the summer.

[Anonymous No.11943891]

>>11942463
What's that?

[Anonymous No.11943942]

>>11942433
Went to the Getty Center in LA late last summer when they had a ton of fruit and tried them. Other tourists and guards looked kinda funny at me.
Tastes like a REALLY bland very slightly sweet mushy peach. Wouldn't bother with them unless somebody gave them for free.

[Anonymous No.11943977]

>>11939902
I haven't eaten a good peach in years

[Anonymous No.11944193]

lychee is foul

[Anonymous No.11944225]

>>11940762
If you had ever had a fresh fig you wouldn’t even say that jokingly

[Anonymous No.11944286]

>>11943942
In Mauritius there were vendors selling cups of them sprinkled with a little sugar. It was delicious like that.

[Anonymous No.11944591]

[Anonymous No.11944648]

>>11944591

Multe (cloudberry I think). Are these really eaten outside of Norway? I think it's an aquired taste, but it is at least unique.

[Anonymous No.11944682]

>>11936482
Massive disappointment as a kid

[Anonymous No.11944683]

>>11936762
>>11936841
>>11937124
>>11937192
>>11938549
>>11939239
>>11939245
>>11940301
>>11940433
>>11940750
>>11940891
>>11941526
I have all these fruits growing on my land. Tropic life for the win.

Pic related is honey in a fruit.

[Anonymous No.11944751]

Total hipster thread right here. Eat a fucking apple or orange and shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11944776]

>>11944648
I had them when I visited Finland and loved them.

[Anonymous No.11944791]

For me, it's white mulberry.

[Anonymous No.11945087]

>>11940433
Yes they're great. In Dominican Republic we call them Limoncillo.

[Anonymous No.11945299]

>>11944776

Well Finland is just Norway with aspergers, mongoloids and saunas.

[Anonymous No.11946506]

>>11945299
How rude.

[Anonymous No.11946628]

>>11939417
Snakefruit is crispy and slightly sweet. Kinda like an apple in a sense.

[Anonymous No.11946644]

>>11939902
One of the few saving graces of living in the south are peaches. Of course, if you live somewhere even hotter, these are your summer godsend.

[Anonymous No.11946670]

Many people take for granted all the berries you can find in the PNW that you can't anywhere else. One is the blackcap berry, which superficially resembles blackberries, but has a flavor more like black currant, but is really something entirely distinct to itself (not like a regular red raspberry either). They're also a bit more fleshy and chewy than other berries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_occidentalis
Similarly, other Vaccinium species besides blueberries are also distinct from one another, with my favorite being huckleberries. You usually find them growing wild on mountain hikes where I vacation in Oregon. You have to really search for people selling them commercially even where they grow well, so they're a real treat.

[Anonymous No.11946735]

>>11937124
got em as smoothies in thailand for $.80

[Anonymous No.11947361]

oh look another produce thread :/

[Anonymous No.11947372]

>>11936787
Im gonna fuck you up the ass if you keep taking like that

[Anonymous No.11947398]

Have you guys ever ate these?
Every year we get a ton of these from the trees, basically everywhere has a Caju tree
I love it
Its kind "meaty" and very juice, but it leaves your mouth dry. Its sweet too
Also: dont let the juices fall on your clothes or they are going to get stained forever HUE

[Anonymous No.11947447]

>>11947398
That's a cashew nut, isn't it? I've always been curious what the fruit tasted like, is it not sweet?

[Anonymous No.11947481]

>>11947447
Yeah, its the fruit from the cashew nut
Its sweet, but no too much. It leaves a dry feel in your mouth after you eat it
There are the yeallow ones(more sweet, less dry feel) and the red ones(less sweet more meaty)

[Anonymous No.11947486]

>>11947398
>>11947481
Also: meaty in the sense of texture, not flavor, of course

[Anonymous No.11947995]

>>11937162
You cut the guava in half, then spoon out the seeds, eat.

[Anonymous No.11948319]

>>11940143

[Anonymous No.11948452]

>>11946506
dont listen to him/her, cloudberries are amazing, especially if you add them to fresh whipped cream with a little sugar and eat them in those thin, crisp norwegian waffle cones, also, try the finish cloudberry liquor if you ever get a change

[Anonymous No.11948465]

>>11948452
That liquor does look neat. I'll keep my eyes open.

[Anonymous No.11948508]

Out of the way, pleb-fruits, master race coming trough!

[Anonymous No.11948690]

Chads imbibe the sweat nectar of the nectarine. Virgins jerk off over the shitty peach.

[Anonymous No.11949391]

>>11936482
rich mode - lychee
poor mode - (conference) pear

sugar/honey substitute in porridges/yoghurts-what-have-you - ripe banana

summer food when you don't want to eat but wouldn't mind a drink - (ice cold) watermelon

[Anonymous No.11949907]

>>11947398
The dry mouth is the astringency of it.. normally leaves when it's fully ripe, or at least the cultivar we have. This is usually when the fruit is soft enough to give in with a light press.

>>11948508
Shit tastes good but the annonacin in that plant family is a neurotoxin. Gotta eat in moderation.

Another good one is star apple or caimito. Sugar and milk in plant form, but it has a latex that stains clothes and makes your lips sticky.

[Anonymous No.11949918]

>>11936495
niceeee

[Anonymous No.11950873]

>>11936482
> lychee

Best fruit ever. OP is clearly a gentleman with excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.11950903]

>>11946670
you can find those literally anywhere in the north half of the US

[Anonymous No.11950923]

>>11937202

[Anonymous No.11950967]

>>11940433
we call it guinep in jamaica but whatever, i'm sure it's all derived from the same word.

anyways, these are kino. you can find them here in ny at certain stalls or local groceries, but i'm always too skeptical to buy them. worried they'd disappoint compared to the ones i get in jamaica.

[Anonymous No.11951018]

>>11947398
Reminds me of pic.

They're pretty damn good too. Haven't had 1 in years unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.11951610]

>>11940301
Good on him for being curious enough to try, instead of hating it for being something unknown.

[Anonymous No.11951615]

>>11948319
holy shit that's too sensual

[Anonymous No.11951627]

achachas

[Anonymous No.11951637]

>>11951627
What is that like?

[Anonymous No.11952846]

>>11938175
the proper way is to eat it like you would an apple, no preparation.

[Anonymous No.11954499]

>>11940750
figs have such an insane range from best ever to incredibly disgusting

[Anonymous No.11955187]

>>11948319
you dirty fuckin’ WHORE!

[Anonymous No.11955191]

>>11939902
>humble
the absolute state of Georgia begs to differ

[Anonymous No.11955604]

>>11936848
my nigga

[Anonymous No.11956809]

>>11943891
A

[Anonymous No.11956812]

>>11943891
Bird

[Anonymous No.11957225]

>>11954499
I heard as a kid that any fruit or plant leaking white liquid or ooze wasnt supposed to be ingested, so I've always been wary of them. But I love them dried, takes away all of that flowery vaginal taste.

Looking forward to cherries and peaches in the summer, you get some beautiful zingy peaches occasionally which are big and juicy too but the local market hasn't stocked them for a while, haven't had a good peach in 4 or so years

[Anonymous No.11957539]

>>11951018
In my country we have the tiny ones that are half an inch long and taste very plain/watery. There was a tree at my school and we used to eat them as a snack. What do the big ones taste like?

[Anonymous No.11957544]

>>11957225
But the flowery vaginal taste is why you should eat them. Dried figs just taste like generic sweetness.

[Anonymous No.11959313]

>>11949907
In Vietnam the star apple is called the milky breast fruit. Kinda fitting since the more popular cultivar has white flesh.

[Anonymous No.11959508]

>>11938171
based and kiwi-pilled

[Anonymous No.11960315]

>>11938386
i fucking love ween

also loquats are amazin, try those out

[Anonymous No.11960348]

>>11944791
GRUB WORMS

[Anonymous No.11960366]

>>11940891
Where are these panther pebbles from? What are they? Why are they? What is if can elderly?

[Anonymous No.11960375]

>>11936482
What are those called again? Cyielcides or something?

[Anonymous No.11960382]

>>11960315
Mother If you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese on a Kaiser bun.

[Anonymous No.11960386]

>>11946644
>seedless
garbage

[Anonymous No.11961735]

>Patrician fruits
>No one has posted a coconut

[Anonymous No.11961879]

>>11961735
>Coconut
>Fruit
We've got legitimate retards posting on /ck/ these days

[Anonymous No.11961886]

>>11961879
Yep, and you're one of them.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.11961916]

>>11961886
N-n-nuh-uh! It's called a CocoNUT so it's a nut! Re-re-re-retard!

[Anonymous No.11961930]

>>11961916
>damage control
Jej.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.11961948]

For me, it's the tomato

[Anonymous No.11961960]

>>11961930
HE LIVES

[Anonymous No.11961965]

>>11961948
>Tomato
>Fruit
Check this fucking idiot out

[Anonymous No.11961969]

>>11961965

Scientifically speaking, a tomato is definitely a fruit. True fruits are developed from the ovary in the base of the flower, and contain the seeds of the plant (though cultivated forms may be seedless). Blueberries, raspberries, and oranges are true fruits, and so are many kinds of nut.

[Anonymous No.11962445]

>>11944791
When i was in east turkey they grew wild, needless to say it tastes better when its free so i had a blast
a marvellous fruit, im surprised itd come up as its quite esoteric

[Anonymous No.11962452]

>>11961969
Your mum said my nut was her favorite fruit.

[Anonymous No.11962458]

>>11961969
If you get really good quality tomatoes they start tasting like fruit too, exceptionally sweet. It's just that retards are so used to making sauces and sandwiches with them that they call them vegetables.

[Anonymous No.11962511]

I'd love me some blackthorn right now.

[Anonymous No.11962521]

>>11937138
That is a perfect way to put it.

[Anonymous No.11962536]

>>11937138
Stop getting ones that were picked underripe? If you don't know where they came from there's no point in buying dragon fruit.

[Anonymous No.11962582]

Mild chocolate flavor, avocado texture, great in smoothies

[Anonymous No.11962817]

>>11939902
I could eat a peach for hours

[Anonymous No.11963234]

>>11938591
Hedgeapples aren't edible. Their ornamental.

[Anonymous No.11963267]

These bad boys are the best. Just watch out for those tape worm infested ones. :)

[Anonymous No.11963302]

>>11938591
American here. When I was growing up we used them to teach our youngest how to handle a shotgun because the hit was easily spotted and hitting an organic target showed a child the damage a gun did and why safety was important.

[Anonymous No.11963329]

>>11962582
what is it

[Anonymous No.11963610]

Y'all want a weird one?
It's a tropical fruit that grows in the midwest

[Anonymous No.11963678]

>>11963329
Black sapote

>>11963610
I really, REALLY want to try one of those. I live in SoCal, so I can get things like cherimoyas pretty readily but those sound delicious.

[Anonymous No.11963780]

My new favorite fruit

[Anonymous No.11965252]

>>11936495
fpbp

[Anonymous No.11965257]

>>11942433
>favorite fruit thread
>posts a berry

absolute madman

[Anonymous No.11965262]

>>11965257
Berries are a subset of fruit, you memeing cunt.

[Anonymous No.11965264]

[Anonymous No.11965277]

>>11936767
Rambutan?

[Anonymous No.11965289]

>>11940394
The only really good ones I've had were ones I hand-picked off the vine. At least you can buy good raspberries.

[Anonymous No.11965300]

rambutan

[Anonymous No.11965328]

>>11965257
I'll berry my dick in your ass faggot

[Anonymous No.11965650]

>>11965328
Ok king arthur

[Anonymous No.11965669]

>*Ahem.*
>*Taps glass*
>POMERGRANTECHADS RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.11965670]

>>11946735
God level

[Anonymous No.11965675]

it just has to be the strawberry man you can't beat that sweet tate

[Anonymous No.11965679]

>>11965669
NO! You just cannot eat that without fucking uo your teeth

[Anonymous No.11965682]

>>11965328
Made my day

[Anonymous No.11965695]

>>11960386
were you born stupid or was it something that happened to you later on?

[Anonymous No.11965819]

>>11965328
Gave me a giggle.

[Anonymous No.11965843]

>>11961886
>>11961916
kek, I didn't even get a chance to reply, he got destroyed too fast

[Anonymous No.11967819]

>>11948452

Now now, I didn't talk shit about the aquired taste of cloudberries, just the reality of Finland.

[Anonymous No.11967827]

>>11961969
This is a food and cooking board, not a botany board. It can be assumed he meant "fruit" in the culinary sense.

[Anonymous No.11967828]

>>11940734
I got some from Walmart and they weren't from China. I forget where, though.

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>>11944648
I can't see why they would be an acquired taste, I had some and they didn't even taste weird. The ones I had were frozen which may have removed the true flavor though.

[Anonymous No.11968184]

>>11965695
Seedless is shit anon. Seeded is sweeter and more flavorful.

[Anonymous No.11968212]

>>11936482
Never had it, would like to get some though.

[Anonymous No.11969339]

passion fruit is the best flavor. that is a mathematical axiom

[Anonymous No.11969344]

>>11937192
most edible fruit, overall. juice, ease of peeling, flavor, sweetness, tartness.

[Anonymous No.11969354]

>>11940961
lucky to grow up with loquats. not the best, but you have to try them at least once.

[Anonymous No.11969370]

>>11963610
my mom sung me a song about a paw paw patch. i want to try it before i die.

[Anonymous No.11969451]

Everyone's sleeping on feijoas

[Anonymous No.11969464]

POMELO
CITRUS MAXIMA
KING

[Anonymous No.11970075]

>>11944791
looks like when bundles of baby roaches squeeze out of their mother's roach-snatch, how are they? I'm really curious to try them.

[Anonymous No.11970100]

>>11936482
Is that a testical?

[Anonymous No.11970101]

>>11937124
>red dragon fruit
>>11963780
>jackfruit
mah niggas.
Also, for both, it's fresh or GTFO. anything else tastes like SHIT.

Elder god tier coming through

[Anonymous No.11970134]

>>11936848
>>11937124
Chipped my tooth biting on one of these fucker's seeds and got my hand filled with microscopic spikes. Fuck this fruit.

[Anonymous No.11970139]

>>11962582
Holy fuck. There's a fruit made out of chocolate?

[Anonymous No.11970143]

There's these little strawberry looking things up here in Colorado that taste like a strawberry on steroids. They're only about the size of a dime though. Somebody here told me it's not a strawberry but something else. I don't remember.

[Anonymous No.11971854]

It separates the weak from the strong.
>Inb4 it kills you.

[Anonymous No.11971861]

>>11971854
Starfruit? I remember back in the early 2000s it was a Gatorade flavor. It was my favorite. I haven't had them fresh, or know what to do if you cook them

[Anonymous No.11972027]

>>11971861
I assume they taste better fresh, because the shit I tried out of curiosity from my grocery store tastes literally like the sour-stemmed flowers I could just grow in my backyard.

[Anonymous No.11972078]

>>11944648
They grow in the Canadian tundra. It's a good day when you stumble across them. I want to make wine with them

[Anonymous No.11972314]

>>11971854
But it literally can kill you if you eat to much of them or cause kidney failure.

[Anonymous No.11973702]

>>11942401
We have a feijoa tree in my house and I love them. Few months ago at their harvest time my grandad hired a gardener to clean our mess who threw them all away, I was so mad.

[Anonymous No.11973712]

>>11936482
Any fruit that starts with the letter P is good.

[Anonymous No.11973724]

Where are my lucumabros at?

[Anonymous No.11973753]

>>11948690
My, I can't talk about this one without sounding horny. When you bite it and it bursts with fresh delicious juice, such a blessing in the hot summer days. Better than a glass of ice water. My absolute favorite fruit

[Anonymous No.11973781]

>>11952846
>>11938435
Finally someone with some balls, everyone always gives me shit for eating the skin. Its like a toothbrush for your colon.

[Anonymous No.11974657]

>>11938175
Half kiwi + egg holder is thugnificent. Also I invented doing this on march 1st 2019.

[Anonymous No.11974804]

>>11970101
indog

[Anonymous No.11974820]

>248 replies
>NO DURIAN

im almost triggered

[Anonymous No.11975029]

>>11974820
your blind, it was posted
I've never had a durian, never seen them being sold where I live, but I'm so curious. could someone describe to me what it's like with the most extreme detail possible so I can recreate the feeling in my mind? thanks

[Anonymous No.11975080]

>>11940961
Incredibly based

[OutOfGum No.11975880]

>>11963267
Markjordbær.
They taste (in a very good way) like synthetic strawberries candies. Love them. Wonder what they are called in English :|

[Anonymous No.11975895]

>>11975029

Had it from a street vendor while traveling in Indonesia. They had plastic gloves for you to be able to eat it with your fingers. It smells like extremely rotten fruit. When you chew it, it's somewhat slimy and very soft. Almost like a firm-ish custard. The smell assaults your nose, but it's quite sweet.

Do not DO NOT let it touch your lips or pick it up with your bare fingers. The smell it leaves literally, unironically smells like sewage/garbage and it does not come off for a day or so even if washed with soap. Don't act like a tough guy. There's a reason why there are countries in SEA that ban you from carrying it in public transit and taxis.

[Anonymous No.11975951]

>>11975880
wild strawberry.
Also it's really weird how none of the nordics has the same word for these.
Markjordbær, smultron, skovjordbær

[Anonymous No.11976091]

>>11975029
smells abit like petrol, gym socks and alcohol

tastes very complex, sweet and very rich with a bitter undertone. Some varieties also have hints of alcohol.

If orgasmic dark chocolate were a sweet custard, this would be it.

Its amazing. Most fruits are pretty one note in how they taste, but for durian its a cacophony in your mouth. After a few instances getting used to it you will likely love it as many do.