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Anonymous Tue Feb 19 16:30:48 2019 No.11930629 [Reply] [Original]

SCALLOPS, POTATOES, WELLINGTON. TODAY PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 16:33:19 2019 No.11930639 >>11930629 Chef we used up all the potatoes at brunch

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 17:03:21 2019 No.11930759 File: 8 KB, 285x372, langston_hughes2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11930629 How about you shut the fuck up, you wrinkly faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:48:09 2019 No.11931234 File: 24 KB, 474x314, download-13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11930759 HOW BOUT YOU NOT TOUCH THE FOOD WITH YOUR FUCKING MONKEY HANDS YOU PRICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:50:50 2019 No.11931246 >>11930639 DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE SERVE BRUNCH RETARD

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:52:40 2019 No.11931254 >>11930629 ch-chef we forgot to prep the potatoes earlier. need to skin them

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:56:31 2019 No.11931277 >>11930629 scallions coming chef! hot plate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:57:26 2019 No.11931283 >>11931246 chef, please yelling is not going to bring back the used potatoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 18:59:04 2019 No.11931289 >>11930629 Oh good, we still have some leftover from yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:31:14 2019 No.11931415 >>11931289 COME HERE! ALL. OF. YOU. TASTE THIS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:31:52 2019 No.11931418 >>11930629 I have the frozen beef right here, chef!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:36:24 2019 No.11931442 File: 22 KB, 314x352, cb6a769d-2013-40ea-b6f0-31d3484588ed_625x352~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11931415 I-I think it's fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:40:04 2019 No.11931457 >>11930629 I got nervous and flushed the scallions down the toilet, chef!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:41:08 2019 No.11931463 STOP YELLING AT ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:45:26 2019 No.11931474 File: 28 KB, 432x288, 6a00d83455e40a69e201156ff4e755970c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11931463 THERE'S 50 FUCKING PEOPLE OUT THERE AND NONE OF THEM HAVING THEIR FUCKING DISH

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:52:09 2019 No.11931502 >>11931474 Honestly chef I don’t think you’re all that great lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:53:41 2019 No.11931509 >>11930629 Chef I'm sorry but I cooked all the wellingtons well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 19:54:25 2019 No.11931510 File: 22 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11931502 YEA AND THAT'S WHY YOUR BUSINESS IS FUCKING EMPTY BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT YOU FAT IDIOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 20:12:37 2019 No.11931582 File: 96 KB, 912x905, 1545421270785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11931510 >>11931474

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 20:31:30 2019 No.11931692 File: 16 KB, 474x266, download-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11931509 Were you going to keep them? I already ate two

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 20:32:17 2019 No.11931699 >>11931254 BLOODY HELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 20:39:37 2019 No.11931745 >>11931283 WOTS FOOKIN TATOES PRECIOUS

Anonymous Tue Feb 19 21:17:15 2019 No.11931955

I would love working for him if he acted like that. Unfortunately ir is a farce for tv, but still, i would just laugh and take the abuse. Im confident in my kitchen skills so i wouldnt be worried. Im sometimes shocked at how shitty these cooks on the show are, outside of the obvious plants.

Anonymous Tue Feb 19 21:36:41 2019 No.11932050

>>11930629
But Chef, the scallops were recalled for hepatitis, we ran out of potatoes when you instituted a brunch menu but didn't change the ordering, and we can't make the Wellington because we had to throw out all the puff pastry because we caught the patissier wrapping it around his dick. Also, the sous chef snorted a fat line of ketamine thinking it was coke and is stuck in the k-hole, half our line was poached by Jamie Oliver, and ICE nabbed most of our busboys and dishwashers, with one escaping and taking a hostess hostage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 21:58:53 2019 No.11932167 chef I fell asleep due to my chronic narcolepsy, could you repeat everything you said in the last five minute please?

Anonymous Tue Feb 19 22:02:12 2019 No.11932189
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>>11932167
OH I'M SORRY SLEEPING BEAUTY DID WE WAKE YOU FROM YOUR FUCKING NAP. THEY ARE LOSING THEIR SAVINGS FOR THIS BUSINESS AND YOU'RE OUT TAKING THE BLOODY PISS OFF. FUCKING HELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:05:37 2019 No.11932504 File: 496 KB, 604x345, scallop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11930629 one set of deep fried potato scallops coming up chef

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 23:57:45 2019 No.11932760 >>11932504 THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THEY FEED THE JAPANESE IN INTERNMENT CAMPS YOU YELLOWSKINNED DICK

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 03:34:33 2019 No.11933621 >>11932760 Must be one fancy internment camp chef!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 03:46:04 2019 No.11933644 >>11932760 NO CHEF IT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF SYDNEY AUSTRALIA NO JAPS HERE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 14:31:49 2019 No.11935352 Uh, Chef?... you see, I kind of busted a huge load all over the wellington...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 14:38:53 2019 No.11935375 >>11930629 Chef I need you to stop screaming and act like an adult please, this is a professional kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 14:53:46 2019 No.11935413 One seitan Wellington coming g right up chef !

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:29:12 2019 No.11935908 hey chef can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:31:18 2019 No.11935916 s-sorry chef I thought you said scalloped potatoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:36:05 2019 No.11935940 I thought you said scalloped potatoes too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:43:34 2019 No.11935970 >>11931457 Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:47:14 2019 No.11935983 >>11930629 On it chef, one scallopini beef well done with potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 17:48:49 2019 No.11935991 File: 180 KB, 640x427, 93452CFE-F20D-DD6A-F6A102BEE53DFD47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's going on here big boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 18:52:08 2019 No.11936288 >>11935991 Knorr't your business, Marco. Kindly FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 18:53:21 2019 No.11936292 Chef, have you ever cooked your own cum?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 19:35:57 2019 No.11936462 Chef I accidentally stuck one of the wellingtons up me bum

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 19:38:40 2019 No.11936477 fresh frozen scallops

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 19:39:29 2019 No.11936483 >>11935991 you're not wanted knorr invited

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 19:46:32 2019 No.11936522 >>11932050 Good effort

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 03:19:04 2019 No.11937943 >>11931415 IT LOOKS LIKE BABY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 03:27:56 2019 No.11937959 Chef, I killed my wife last night and I need to store her body in the freezer, can you give me like 15 minutes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 05:27:55 2019 No.11938215 File: 33 KB, 595x399, Kitchen Nightmares vs. Burger Kitchen's Cowboy Burger vs. Gordon Ramsey 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made this for you chef

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 09:33:42 2019 No.11938639 >>11938215 GREASY, COOKED TO HELL, DAMN

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 09:41:52 2019 No.11938663 Sklops*

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 13:58:39 2019 No.11939467 File: 118 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11938639 but chef I used your recipe

Anonymous Thu Feb 21 14:41:22 2019 No.11939623

>>11931955
The farce episodes are the ones where they pull in random reality show contestant's who have never cooked a good meal in their lives. The real rage is when he deals with allegedly real chefs that dont know a Wellington from a Mignon. Hes actually a rather friendly guy that just swears a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 14:50:13 2019 No.11939664 >>11938215 Is the Patty supposed to be twice the size of the bun as a gimmick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 14:56:11 2019 No.11939688 >>11936462 MAYBE NOW IT WILL TASTE LIKE SOMETHING, GOOD GOD MAN..

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:12:31 2019 No.11939731 File: 227 KB, 1200x900, 7B3A75D7-FDB5-46F0-B24B-D4CDFD89C670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chef... we just got a call, they cancelled the order and their meal arrived...

Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:15:31 2019 No.11939746

>>11939623
It was funny the first time I saw kitchen nightmares because I expected him to go in screaming straight off and the first thing he said was
>fuck me, come on guys I want to help you but you need to work with me here.

I also wonder what they expect when they’re clearly I. The wrong long long like Amy baking company.
Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:17:41 2019 No.11939752 >>11931474 >>11931510 Too accurate

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:18:00 2019 No.11939754 >>11937959 You want to store her in the freezer? YOU FUCKING VEGAN LASAGNA YOU DONT DUMP A BODY ON A PLACE WHERE IT WILL BE PRESERVED. Fuck me you just admitted it in front of, 2, 3, 4. 8 witnesses. Can you control them all?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:18:13 2019 No.11939755 >>11931745 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 15:22:40 2019 No.11939764 >>11936288 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 22:31:37 2019 No.11941241 >>11939664 Yeah, it's refrencing cowboys at ram ranch

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