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Is there a food that brings more happiness than cupcakes? Even saying their name brings a smile. Take the cupcake challenge. Try saying cupcake without smiling.

>> No.11921040

>>11921035
This is a pretty gay post

>> No.11921055
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>>11921040
But isn't being happy the best way to live.

>> No.11921059

>>11921035
ice cream

>> No.11921062

>>11921055
No. You can just take drugs all your life if that is true.

>> No.11921077

>>11921035
How the fuck are there people who send money to this whore?
It's not like porn is hard to find for free either. Goddamn, teen boys are retarded.

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>>11921077
>teen boys
You underestimate lonely 20+ year olds.

>> No.11921096

>>11921077
It's not porn. It's girlfriend simulation, not sex simulation.

>> No.11921101

How do you rate a cupcake? It's the bland and banal thing on the planet, hurr my sugar bread is better than your sugar and yet still people line up for miles outside of Georgetown Cupcake

>> No.11921103

I don't like frosting

Muffins are better

>> No.11921104

>>11921062
>drogen = happyness

>> No.11921115

>>11921035
Is this a stealth pony thread?

>> No.11921161

>>11921035
I'd cup her cakes if you know what I mean.

>> No.11921165
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>>11921115
No, it is viral eggland's best advertising.

>> No.11921171

>>11921161
By which I mean I would fondle her breasts (metaphorized as breasts) with my cupped hands, if you understand the gist of what I'm daying.

>> No.11921177

>>11921035
>the top half is way too sweet and sticky
>the lower half is dry and sad
meme muffins is kind of a waste, friend

>> No.11921180

>>11921165
What the fuck she didnt even eat all of the eggs.

>> No.11921187

>>11921171
*metaphorized as cakes
*saying

>> No.11921218

>>11921104
>not getting the play on words here.

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>>11921165
>you'll never get salmonella by cleaning up all that raw egg with your tongue

>> No.11921235

>>11921171

metaphorized breasts are best breasts

>> No.11921241

>>11921035
What the fuck is wrong with women?

>> No.11921251

>>11921241
>doing dumb inconsequential shit on camera that earns you thousands of dollars is bad now
What's wrong with you? She's good for taking advantage of the opportunity she's given.

>> No.11921268

Tiddy milk

>> No.11921291

>>11921251
He'd rather her take BBC on live camshows so he can jerk his weeny.

>> No.11921292

>>11921077
>teen boys
teen boys don't have money to send to internet whores. horny indian men do though.

>>11921101
>>11921177
it sounds like you've only had shitty grocery store cupcakes.

>> No.11921400

>>11921035
cupcakes are even worse than doughnuts

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>>11921035
>cupcakes

get out

>> No.11921442

>sponge and sickly butter icing

the most plebeian food there is.

>> No.11921453
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Cupcakes are trash. Way too easy to fuck up the icing and bread, and too much effort to make it somewhat decent.

Go with creampuffs with an actual cream and not some shitty frosting.