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Will I die if I eat a Little Caesars pizza once a week?

>> No.11915489

>>11915478
It will be extremely heartburn inducing

>> No.11915503

>>11915478
No, but catching the AIDS from all the gay sex you have certainly will.

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>>11915478
Try eating it every day for a week

>> No.11915509

Those hot-n-ready's are huge as fuck. One of em has 2240 calories which is like 1.5 days worth.

>> No.11915531

>>11915509
I only eat like 1,300 calories a day because I’m a starving college student but damn that is a lot. I try to at least have a piece or two leftover for another day

>> No.11915540

>>11915509
>1500kcal per day basal metabolic rate
Manlet

>> No.11915617
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>>11915540
I'm a womanlet and my BMR is 1300.
why do tall people get everything? You people even get to enjoy the pleasure of food more than me. Anything over 1600kcal per day, and I'll get fat. what a sick joke.
My friend is 6'2' and eats trash all day. I watch in jealousy as he eats large quantities of pizza, cookies, and burgers, and never gains a single pound.
what does it feel like to be able to eat 2000kcal per day?

>> No.11915620

>>11915617
>I'm a womanlet
Show bobs and vagene

>> No.11915624

>>11915617
>I’m a womanlet
Do you have cute feet?

>> No.11915625

>>11915617
bitch lasagna

>> No.11915629

>>11915617
It's called exercise, dipshit. You should try it.

>> No.11915649

>>11915617
Also, it's genetics as well. Not to mention, being tall ducks. Think about how you can add to your height by a simple tip toe, step stool or ladder. It must suck ass to have yo bend over to do everything and end up with back problems. I can eat like your friend and not gain anything because of my parents genetics (slim father and muscular mother) genetics plus i don't fit on my ass all day. Simple house work, cooking and walks keeps me fit. Try getting off your back sometime, or putting on work on top, roastie.

>> No.11915681

>>11915617
lift and eat

>> No.11915695

>>11915617
>tfw I’ve only dated shortstacks and taller girls

I’ve never dated anyone that was my height. I like shortstacks because it’s cute and I like taller girls because I fucking love legs

>> No.11915733

>>11915695
Forgot my point. My point is just to accept it and maybe work out a little. Sounds like you’re a shortstack, embrace it.

>> No.11916005

>>11915733
I think the retard was trying to make the point of being a thumb; not so much that she's short, but that she's a little stout, fat cunt.

>> No.11916308

>>11915478
You will die if you dont

>> No.11916408

>>11916005
what the fuck. where did I say I was fat?
My point is that to STAY thin, I can only eat a small amount of calories everyday.
As it is right now, I have no problem eating 1100-1300 calories everyday, I just wish I could eat more, you know? food tastes really good. I wish I had less restrictions and could experience the liberty of eating pizza and french fries more often without worrying

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>>11915489
he's a big guy

>> No.11916481

>>11916408
Jesus, you're pretty dense, and not just in weight. You're straight, plain retarded.

>> No.11916484

>>11915478
use the code: #2Liter for a free 2L soda

>> No.11916507

>>11916481
Yeah. sure, say whatever you want. I run everyday, but that will never be enough to allow me to eat 2000+kcal

>> No.11916514

>>11916507
Post your feet

>> No.11916585

>>11916507
I believe you, ms. hambeast.

>> No.11916630

>>11915478
If you want to die that badly there's probably cheaper ways.

>> No.11916769

You'll die anyways regardless.

>> No.11916806

>>11915478
Yes, eventually. But if you don't, you will die without having spent your life eating Little Caesars pizza once a week. The choice is obvious.

>> No.11916850
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i mean if u want to keep this type of physique then u shouldn't

>> No.11916903

>>11916850
The opposite is true if your train hard and commit to nofap.

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>>11915478
Only if it's the pretzel crust pizza

>11k mg sodium per pie

I've seen people eat a whole one themselves. Fucking how?

>> No.11917007

>>11915478
I can eat an entire Hot-N-Ready in 1 sitting.

>>11915617
>what does it feel like to be able to eat 2000kcal per day?

Expensive is what it is.
I work, I eat like 4000 calories a day and am still starving at the end of the day. 6'3", 207 lbs. man with 34" waist. So not a lardass, but this is why I'm now browsing /ck/ to restart cooking more for myself so I'm not bleeding a third of my income on crap food.

>> No.11917065

>>11916424
yes, he sure is

>> No.11917102

>>11915478
You'll die if you don't eat Little Caesars pizza once a week.

>> No.11917117

>>11915617
BMR isn't the same thing as your TDEE. BMR is the bare minimum amount of calories required to maintain your weight if you were in a coma. That being said, cardio can help a lot. I'm a 5'3" womanlet and went through premature menopause so my metabolism is shite.

>> No.11917119

>>11916507
>run
Build enough muscle and you won't have to run as much

>> No.11917167

>>11915617
>My friend is 6'2"
You don't have to protect the manlets, you're fucking him because he's tall.

>> No.11917172

>>11915617
open bobs

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>>11915478
you have to

>> No.11917562

Look at it this way you’ll die even if you don’t

>> No.11917653

little caesars is awesome. 8 bucks for a Hawaiian and it lasts for 4 meals

>> No.11917725

You'll die no matter what you do.

>> No.11917859

>>11915489
i was hammered a few years ago and picked up a hot and ready on the way back to my cousins place and ate about 5 or 5 slices

i slept on the floor and i swear to god the pure acid feeling in my stomach and throat was the most excruciating feeling i have ever had. combine with the hang over i had, without a doubt one of worst feelings ive ever had

>> No.11918020

>>11915617
Start lifting, serious. I got my wife on a program and she can eat pasta and burgers as she pleases without turning into a cow.

>> No.11918056

>>11918020
You're just putting a band aid on a gaping wound aka your mom. Anticipating your later in life disappointment.

>> No.11918062

>>11915505
This, and then post your cuddly butt

>> No.11918067

>>11917007
>34 in waist
You're probably by definition overweight, mate

>> No.11918071

>>11915478
For considering it alone, you're already dead inside.

>> No.11918083

>>11918056
In the sense that she can generally eat most foods, not necessarily that she's gluttonous.

>> No.11918843

>>11915478
Yes anon, one day you wiml eventually die. That is how it works on this bitch of an earth