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>owner sits on sofa with food
>mfw

>> No.11881363

That's not a smile. Dogs don't actually smile.

>> No.11881365
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>mommy stands above me, looking down on me
>mfw

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>>11881360

>> No.11881374
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>> No.11881381

>>11881374
I feel so bad about dogs that get fat.

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>> No.11881413

>>11881368
Plot twist; they're at the wrong house and end up shooting someone's pet human.

>> No.11881424

>>11881413
They think they can get away with it because the owner is a pitbull.

>> No.11881443
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>>11881363
>dogs don't actually smile

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>>11881363

>> No.11881551

>>11881363
We bred and trained them over thousands of years to be rewarded when they look like they are doing a human smile. So it's pretty much smiling, by now

>> No.11881559
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE /CK/ IS A CAT BOARD

>> No.11881570

>>11881363
What a party pooper

>> No.11881587

>>11881559
Is that a bull pit? Dat kitten ded. The ouner's kid too.

>> No.11881595
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>> No.11881610

>>11881595
*huff huff*

>> No.11881642

my dogs know if they dont bother me while im eating they get some when i finish

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>>11881642
get some what...?

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>>11881595

>> No.11881694

>>11881381
Why? My brother had a cat that fat. He tried to put it on a diet, but it constantly Jewed everyone nearby like it was starving and did all kinds of Jew trickery on everyone to get an additional calorie. Why bother, just let them be.

>> No.11881699

>>11881656
whatever meat i was eating

>> No.11881706

>>11881365
why does this nigger toad have a god damn watermark in the bottom right corner

stupid fucking nigger toad

>> No.11881708

>>11881656
oh I think you know what ;)

>> No.11881711

>>11881699
We all know you love giving dogs your bone, you sick little boy

>> No.11881713

>>11881706
some based and instagrampilled slav pig wants a piece of dat magapede meme pie

>> No.11881740

>>11881443
Holy shit I've been there, fisherman's wharf at San fran

I remember those fucking seals

>> No.11881783

>>11881740
not him, but you and me both brother! I have a video of my mopyass friend being all mopy and the fucking look on his face when we come out from the museum bit and face all those glorious stinky seals is priceless

>> No.11882203

>>11881363
Go die.

>> No.11882211

>>11881363
They don't smile when you're around

>> No.11882224

>>11881740
Wow holy shit you've been to a place that like a billion people have been to.

>> No.11882397

>>11881559
Fuck off with cats

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>>11881559
>and then he said, "/ck/ is a cat board"

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>>11881360
something like that

>> No.11882651

>>11881559
this that redditor with his soypilled cat always gets over 100 replys and the sheer amount of complementing the kot is amazing

wish i would‘ve done that years ago

where my patti redditbros at?!

RISE UP!!! xD

>> No.11882656

>>11881559
Cats are parasites, they are on par with possums.

>> No.11882668

>>11881360
I never gave my dog anything when he begged so he just doesn't bother me.

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>>11881363
ok

>> No.11882681

>>11881656
my wife decided our dogs needed barf (bones, and raw food) which turned out to be completely disgusting in the refrigerator. Their coats and teeth became much more healthy, but they sure did miss the rest of the sunday morning omlette.

>> No.11882715

>>11881706
Because he is a fucc boi

>> No.11883040
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Based and dogpilled

>> No.11883061

>>11883040

what the fuck is that kill it put it out of its misery jesus christ

>> No.11883062

>>11883040
Ah yeah that's my man tigger I think

>> No.11883084

>>11882211
Damn at least bring the ice pack next time

>> No.11883095

We need something SLAMMED up in this thread

>> No.11883110

>>11883061
Kek. That's a taxidermy dog anon. It's already kill.

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>>11881559
This desu

>> No.11883186

>>11883110
It's not. It's on of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary's dogs. Look them up on the jewbook

>> No.11883195

>>11881740
>sanfran
Normie

>> No.11883207

>>11881694
/an/ here, tell everyone to stop being a retard and feed your cat correctly so it can live longer and wont be morbidly obese

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>>11882414

>> No.11883215

>>11882414
As someone with both, cats are superior to dogs.

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>>11883215
That's the toxoplasmosis talking

>> No.11883298

>>11881658
>we wuz rescue dawgz

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>>11883255

>> No.11883340

>>11881363
Around you probably not.

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>>11883308

>> No.11883379

>>11881559
Fuck the salty dogfags. Real hobbyists of any type prefer cats. They dont need to be in your ass begging for attention 24/7, operate independently as long as their hyper basic needs are met, and dont fucking ruin your cloths every time you walk into the house. Also they use the bathroom indoors which is convenient.

>> No.11883384

>>11883379
>being this cucked

>> No.11883385

>>11881360
>>11881368
>>11881374

begging dogs should get a hard hit against the snout
fucking pieces of shit who dont know their fucking place
stop fucking staring at me when I eat, you are the omega of the pack and I would kick you in the ribs and out of the fucking house if it wasnt for your retarded owners

>> No.11883392

>>11883384
Cucked by owning a pet that isnt a hyper dependent retard that requires hundreds of hours of exercise and attention and training to make manageable around other people and animals without blowing a fuse and being a pain in everyone's ass.

>> No.11883399

>>11883385
hopefully your retarded owners kick you out

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>>11883392

>> No.11883419
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>>11883392
You just feed, shelter, and scoop the shit of an animal that provides nothing, not even basic companionship. Doesn't get more pathetic and cucked than that.

>> No.11883533

>>11883419
how they cook them

>> No.11883561

>>11883399
I know you thought this joke deserved some (you)'s.
God bless

>> No.11883748

>>11881706
>>11881365
fixed

>> No.11883752
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>>11883748
yikes

>> No.11884089

>>11881740
Literally everyone has been there

>> No.11884215

>>11883186
>Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
That made me tear up

>> No.11884249

>>11883385
Wolves are pack animals. Most breeds of dog are not.

>> No.11884254

>>11881363
Yeah but you can tell by their body language if they are happy so they may as well smile

>> No.11884273

>>11883399
based and ownerpilled

>> No.11884316

>>11883419
Cats are awesome at killing vermin.

>> No.11885297

>>11884316
cats ARE vermin

>> No.11885302

>>11884254
They may as well smile is not an answer. They're not smiling at all.

>> No.11885311

>>11881658
This is fucking unsettling

>> No.11885361
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is this a dogs with food thread?

>> No.11885413

>catfags are being faggots again
what else is new

that said, I like both dogs and cats. I prefer dogs, since they're the enthusiasts pet, but cats are good for casuals I guess.

>> No.11885416

>>11881559
t. male feminist

>> No.11885420

>>11881559
4chan is a cat website. always has been, always will be

>> No.11885432

>>11884316
Cats are mildly effective at killing vermin actually, if you legitimately have an infestation they will not remove it, they will occasionally eat a few until they're full, maybe killing a few for play.

t. used to be an exterminator and saw tons of retards that were surprised their cat wouldn't do shit.

>> No.11885457

Dogs and Cats are both good

>> No.11885523

>>11884316
If you want vermin killed, just get a bunch of terriers.

>> No.11885529

>>11885523
That video is brutal and satisfying.

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>>11885432
It's funny how historically dogs were the ones used to actually control vermin and not cats.

>> No.11885541

>>11885432
I've had or lived with about 30 cats in my life, and I never saw them eat any of their kills. They just fucked up a mouse or two and left it on the doorstep. If you know what you're talking about, and it doesn't sound like you do, I'm surprised to hear that a domestic/house cat ever eats their game kills.

>> No.11885543

>animal fandoms

>> No.11885556

>>11881595
pretty sure the FBI crime statistics, categorized by race, show something similar

>> No.11885563

>>11881658
Is puppers okay?

>> No.11885564

>>11885541
I don't think anon was talking about house cats. Seemed like anon was talking about cats used for vermin control like barn cats

>> No.11885565

>>11885556
Are you saying that the FBI keeps statistics on dawg violence?

>> No.11885646

>>11885565
In a manner of speaking

>> No.11885654

>>11883419
Chinks r bug people

>> No.11885719

>>11882211
ROASTED

>> No.11886319

>>11885556
that's the joke, retard.

>> No.11887101

>>11881365
>I have serious mental defects
>mfw I have no face