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11873800 No.11873800 [Reply] [Original]

Well /ck/?

>> No.11873802
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>> No.11873803

Nothing like a good slice of 'go 'za with some 'vark sauce on top

>> No.11873805

Isn't the one on the right pretty NY style?

>> No.11873806

>>11873800
Why would I eat a casserole on pizza day?

>> No.11873819
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>>11873800
maybe with with a free slice that I got a coupon for today.
print it off if you want a free slice over the next 10 days.

>> No.11873826

if you havent spent any time listening to the chicago police scanner, you haven't lived
it's amazing they have someone on the payroll to post this type of shit as their city burns down

>> No.11873832

>>11873802
It's tomato soup in a bread bowl so no pasta.

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>>11873800
>>11873802
Wow, these cops are so hip and "with it".
I sure don't mind all the people they throw in jail, family dogs they shoot, and bullshit laws they enforce now!
I'll have my favorite pizza to celebrate; thinly sliced jackboot and anchovies. And of course I'll give up half of that pizza to the needy. Not because I want to but because I am being forced by the state. It's called caring, kiddo.

>> No.11873853

hey chicago police, how about you spend less time tweeting about pizza and more time trying to not have the highest murder rate in north america

>> No.11873869

>>11873847
This guy gets it. Remember: the police are NOT your friends. If you want to understand the policing problem in America, just think of everyone you knew in high school who became a cop

>> No.11874001

>>11873869
I mean she took my virginity and fucked like an insatiable beast back in school. But yeah she’s a fucking degenerate now. Single mom, tattoos, few piercings, slut, and constantly trying to start fights knowing that if she loses she’s allowed to escalate it to arrest/shooting levels.

>> No.11874012

>>11873869
The asshole bullys who picked on weak kids were the ones from my high school who became cops.

>> No.11874017

>>11874012
BINGO

>> No.11874021

>>11873803
based

>> No.11874051

>>11873800
>Either choice beats New York-style slices
absolutely BASED chicago cops.

>> No.11874068

>>11874012
Most cops are dark triads with just enough impulse control to realize you can get away with terrorizing people legally if you give allegiance to the government. High testosterone + Low IQ.

>> No.11874074

>>11874012
>>11873847
70% of all cops are insecure pussies, desperately wanting to go on power trips any opportunity they can get, and get paid for it! They don't care about protecting anyone but their egos.

>> No.11874109
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People in Chicago must be fucking FAT

>> No.11874116

>>11873847
Assuming you're using pizza as a heavy-handed metaphor for taxes, it feeds emergency services, police and armed forces, government services, construction of infrastructure etc. Is keeping the whole pie to yourself worth it if you can no longer eat it in safety, or even be sure of recieving it at all?

>> No.11874146

>>11874074
Nah. Most have very high confidence. High confidence people tend to enjoy scaring and bullying other people. Don’t get me wrong there’s some great people who are cops, but they’d be good people any way it goes.

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>>11874109
Nope! We just enjoy eating real gooey and hearty pizza instead of cardboard with ketchup

>> No.11874178

>>11874116
MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY

>> No.11874180

>>11874109
They're americans. Of course they're fat.

>> No.11874206

>>11873800
Where is the little Caesar's thin and crispy option

>> No.11874232

its pretty weird, I don't commit any crimes and I don't give cops shit on the occasion one comes to talk to me
my encounters are always pleasant and quick

in fact on the rare occasions I've been pulled over for a traffic violation they have either let me off with a warning, or on one occasion just dropped the infraction down to something else so I wouldn't get points


its almost like not being combative and belligerent makes them treat you more respectfully
weird

>> No.11874310

>>11874109
They are. Like walrus' with legs and an ugly coat on.
>>11874165
That's no longer pizza except on a technicality. Enjoy your doorstop.

>> No.11874332

>>11874232
Finish your donut and get back to work

>> No.11874335

>>11873805
It's not kosher, so it's not NY style.

>> No.11874348

>>11874310
Enjoy your frisbee

>> No.11874355

>>11873803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokYv274fVM

>> No.11874364

>>11873847
based

>> No.11874391

>>11873800
>>11873802
The sooner we gas all major metropolitan centers the better.

>> No.11874480

>>11874391
this but unironically

>> No.11874485

For me, it's Domino's. The best kind of pizza.

>> No.11874537

>>11874146
I've heard bullies have hyper inflated egos. They come off as high confidence, but it is to mask their sensitivity.
>You can dish it out but you can't take it

>> No.11874567

>>11874537
I'm like 99% that's just a cope from bully victims.

>> No.11874568

>>11873800
Celebrate like Obama and get the pizza from St Louis.

>> No.11874571

>>11874537
>I've heard bullies have hyper inflated egos
This is cope from bullying victims. Like how on TV the bully is secretly a crybaby getting bullied himself. Comforting lies.
>They come off as high confidence, but it is to mask their sensitivity.
Nope. Insecure people are actually less likely to bully people.

Bullies are confident, dominant, and aggressive. The smarter ones become leaders in society, the dumber ones become criminals.

>> No.11874574

>>11874485
Dominos is a chain, just like Pizza Hut. Both of my local branches are crap. The best takeaway pizza near me is Papa Johns.

>> No.11874583

>>11874574
At least Papa John's doesn't use any high fructose corn syrup in their sauces, unlike the rest of the competition.

>> No.11874586

>>11874574
I live in a tiny ass town in the middle of flyover territory
Domino's is the only pizza chain in town

>> No.11874590

>>11873800
Deep dish is just focaccia with sauce.

>> No.11874954

>>11873800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaA5dNFrFMI

>> No.11874970

Chicago fags and their disgusting tomato sauce pies. Tastelets.

>> No.11874971
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>>11874116
>Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

>> No.11875119

If you have to eat it with a fork, it isn't pizza
wa la

>> No.11875142

>>11873847
lame boomer cops > edgy libertarian loser

>> No.11875160
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>>11873847
>t.

>> No.11875188

>>11873847
I hope you tell yourself that if you ever get jumped by a pack of niggers

>> No.11875239

>>11874232
Shit I do commit crimes but this is how they are with me too, jut talk to them like normal humans instead of being guilty panicky animals, they start off defensive but relax as they realize you're not gonna stab them.

>> No.11875240

>>11875119
>he needs a fork for deep dish

Cucked

>> No.11875260

>>11874574
I hate papa johns mostly because of their price, but since he openly uses the word nigger I’ll prob start buying it

>> No.11875266

>>11875188
The police’s job is to show up 15 minutes after all the chaos is over and write reports. Not help anyone. Stupid.

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>>11873819
sbarro you say?

>> No.11875288

>>11874146
>bullys have high confidence
Lol, nope! I'm not going to pretend I'm some great ape, but the first time a bully pulled his shit with me in middle school I went full berserk mode. Sure I was suspended for 1 week, but he was bruised and in pain and no one ever fucked with me again. Last I heard that insecure faggot was a cop, so there's that.

Cops pretend they're the guard dogs of some mythical standard, but in reality they simply support torturing those too weak to fight against their oppressors. Iow, insecure bullys.

>> No.11875303

>>11875266
Guess you should never call the police then if anything happens to you. I’m sure you can handle it all, tough guy.

>> No.11875328

>>11875303
Calling the cops is for weak little liberal bitches that can’t handle themselves so they need big daddy gubmint to save them. First and last time a motherfucker tried running up in my house he got ventilated.

>> No.11875338

>>11875288
Cool anecdote

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/26160858/

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>>11873819
>Sbarro

>> No.11875351

>>11875338
>depression, self-esteem, social status, and social anxiety
All traits some sociopath doesn't give a shit about

>> No.11875354

>>11875240
>eating tomato soup with your hands
Thanks, I'm good

>> No.11875363

>>11875328
Sure thing, Billy Badass. Do you meet up with your private militia and pretend to play soldier too?

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>>11875345
loli haet pizza

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>>11875363
>this liberal is so unused to the idea of non-government sanctioned violence the idea of a citizen solving their own problem is outlandish

We’re doomed as a country

>> No.11875398

>>11875354
>such a manchild you can’t eat a deep dish without spilling it everywhere

The world is strange outside Chicago

>> No.11875399

>>11873800
If i wasn't in the mood for new york, nj tomato pie, or conneticut, or detroit style i would go neo not fucking chi*ago "style'

>> No.11875402

>>11873847
based

>> No.11875409

>>11874116
Yeah that isn't true though. You think the majority of taxes pay for police, fire, infrastructure, education, etc?

60% of our spending is welfare and entitlement. A further 15% on "education" that is actually more for padding teacher union's pockets. Jesus we could slash military spending by 50% and it wouldn't make a dent.

The idea that without giving up 30% of your effective income means America would collapse is retarded. However leftists have so many people dependant on government spending nowadays so maybe there's something to that.

>> No.11875414

>>11875385
>Murdering people with guns instead of calling the police
Typical drumftard

>> No.11875417

>>11875385
smug cat is smug, or he's pushing out a tight fart.

>> No.11875424

>>11875399
Stay mad, Indyfag

>> No.11875473

>>11875409
If you work for military suppliers, it will kill all your faith. The stupid amounts of money that get wasted on idiotic shit by kids who don’t know what they’re doing AND boomers who do is astounding.

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>>11875409

>> No.11875532

>>11875409
If you barred the military from buying resources on contract, spending would drop by 50% anyway

>> No.11875590

new york greasy foldable sheets of pizza probably are best
tried some really thin style with provel cheese that was tasty but they dont sell it here

>> No.11875613

>>11875385
>Liberal
>Supporting government violence

The absolute state of anarchist retards.

>> No.11875623

For me it’s an NYC pie every time.

>> No.11875631

>>11875398
Maybe if you ever left it, you'd learn something

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>>11875613
>liberals haven’t used government violence to get whatever they want

>> No.11875692

>>11875385
If you think a single ordinary citizen can perform the investigations, forensics, etc. involved in solving crimes, while under the guise of vigilantism, you are as delusional as the liberals you make fun of. Let’s see you solve a homicde and bring the perp to justice completely by yourself.

>> No.11875723

>>11875486
show mandatory spending please

>> No.11875738

>>11875692
>If you think a single ordinary citizen can perform the investigations, forensics, etc. involved in solving crimes, while under the guise of vigilantism, you are as delusional as the liberals you make fun of

Only 40% of crimes ever get solved.

>> No.11875760

>>11875486
>b-but he told all of his economic advisors who presented the dire consequences of outlandish spending during growth periods, even in pictographs since he can't read, that he didn't give a shit since he wouldn't be in office when shtf.
Wow, just wow.

>> No.11875764

>>11875738
Yeah and it would be 0% if dumb fucks like you had your way. Nice job dodging the main point, dunce.

>> No.11875788

>>11875764
>Yeah and it would be 0% if dumb fucks like you had your way
Private detectives have a 70% solve rate

>> No.11875824

>>11875788
>Source: My Ass

>> No.11875833

>>11875385
>Citizen solving their own problems
>>11875788
>Private Investigator

So it’s ok to hire other people to solve the crime as long as they don’t legally call themselves cops?

>> No.11875919

>>11873800
Fuck the police

>> No.11875937

>>11875833
I’m saying private citizens can rely on themselves

Cultural marxists have demonized this concept

>> No.11875987

>>11875937
You aren’t saying anything but bullshit, you keep back tracking every time you are proved to be a dumbass. How is going to a PI any different from going to the police in terms of “private citizens relying on themselves?”
>Cultural marxists
Hahaha ok you fucking cringe lord

>> No.11876003
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Sicilian

>> No.11876102

>>11873800
>News article about pizza
>Doesn't even have a picture of proper pizza

>> No.11876115

>>11875987
If your IQ is high enough you can solve your own crimes

>> No.11876129

>>11873847
>>11873869
>>11874074
>>11875266
>>11875385
This is a cooking board

>> No.11876137

>>11874971
The irony of using Franklin's quote in a case against some faggot mayor who wouldn't allow taxes on some rich cunts in order to maintain his job, even though the taxes would go to military spending. Well done anon.

>> No.11876141

>>11874109
we have to bulk up to survive the -20 degree winters

>> No.11876144

>>11876129
Not anymore

>> No.11876212

>>11875987
>How is going to a PI any different from going to the police in terms of “private citizens relying on themselves?”
You choose to pay a private investigator.

>> No.11876234

>>11873802
>>11873800
Chicago deep dish is an abomination. Pizza has "toppings" not a fucking middle.

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>>11876234
You can add other shit to Chicago style. It’s just so delicious on its own that extra toppings become redundant.

>> No.11876335

>>11875424
No one is mad but the Illinois faggots that make shitty pizza no one wants outside of the sate.

>> No.11876480

>>11876335
>sate

Kek

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>>11873803

>> No.11876519

>>11874109
Most Chicagoans don't eat deep dish with any sort of regularity.

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>>11874074
>>11874068

>> No.11876597

>>11876578
Are you the same triggered cop from /k/?

>> No.11876603

>>11873847

And don't forget. If you refuse to co-operate, Mr Policeman will beat you to death.

>> No.11876642

>>11876597
No I just know only niggers are drunks complain about cops.

>> No.11876661

>>11875328
Enjoy 25 to life the day you cant prove the person you killed was worthy of a self defense claim, or castle doctrine or stand your ground. Because it happens a lot more then you think.

>> No.11876674

>>11875486
>Discretionary budget
Let's see the mandatory budget. I'll give you a hint, that's where all the welfare and entitlement programs are.

>> No.11876717

>>11875385
>liberal

>> No.11876964

>>11876642
Yep, you’re the one

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>>11876674
Erm...where’s the welfare?

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>>11873800
When I look at that horror on the left I understand why some Americans say "pizza pie".
I'm sure it's delicious, but it's not a pizza.

>>11875160
You actually think that post was made by a leftie?

>>11876642
Everybody ends up hating cops once they've met enough of them.

>> No.11876987

>>11873800
Sicilian.

>> No.11877013

>>11875409
>>11873847
/thread

>> No.11877017

>>11876971
nigger social security and medicare are both forms of welfare
but to answer your question, income security is traditional welfare given a snappier name so that liberals can spin it as a net good

>> No.11877023

>>11877017
>social security a form of welfare
Isn't that the government forced retirement account I'm forced to pay into out of every paycheck? The one that new generations may not even get because the Democrat Congress decided to dip into it to pay off debt and declare a surplus at the end of a term?

>> No.11877030

>>11877023
correct

>Welfare:
>2 Statutory procedure or social effort designed to promote the basic physical and material well-being of people in need.
‘the protection of rights to education, housing, and welfare’

>2.1 Financial support given to those who are unemployed or otherwise in need.

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>>11873800
Why are there so many statist/totalitarian cu/ck/s in this thread?

>> No.11877039

>>11877023
>Isn't that the government forced retirement account I'm forced to pay into out of every paycheck?
No. There is no account. There is zero connection between what is stolen and what is begrudgingly returned via ponzi scheme.
Thanks to fica, your income is 16% smaller than what it should be (your employer also pays an additional 8% that should be yours)

>The one that new generations may not even get because the Democrat Congress decided to dip into it to pay off debt and declare a surplus at the end of a term?
No, it was fundamentally untenable back when (((FDR))) passed it. It turns out that even investing 1/3rd of what is stolen from you at a pitiful 3% growth is more than enough for a lavish retirement. You can't invest what is stolen from you.

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Knock, knock fuckers. Best pizza city coming through

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>> No.11877046
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Stuffed Pockets

>> No.11877049
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>> No.11877053 [DELETED] 

>>11877039
>No, it was fundamentally untenable back when (((FDR))) passed it. It turns out that even investing 1/3rd of what is stolen from you at a pitiful 3% growth is more than enough for a lavish retirement. You can't invest what is stolen from you.
I'm sorry, it's late and I'm not well at all. Are you saying that the government is so fucking bad at handling money that everyone should've been able to comfortable retire if the funds put in were redistributed as some sort of investment?

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BEST TOPPING

>> No.11877060 [DELETED] 

>>11877053
>Are you saying that the government is so fucking bad at handling money that everyone should've been able to comfortable retire if the funds put in were redistributed as some sort of investment?
I'm saying that the idea of redistributing money is so retarded that even if someone invested a fraction of the money stolen from them at a horribly bad growth rate, they would be absurdly better off.

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>>11873800

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>>11873800 (OP)

>> No.11877116

>>11877082
>fermented dumpster spinach
Shame. Good trolling until this line gave it away.

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>>11877116
Notice the distinctive lack of casseroles and quesadillas. You won't find such things on a pizza plantation.

>> No.11877283

>>11875188

So how exactly do the cops help you if you're already being jumped you imbecile?

>> No.11877295

>>11875414
>>11875363
>>11875303
>>11875188
>>11876661
Average national response time is 10 (or more, depending on source) minutes. According to DoJ, 4-60 minutes is the range.

Personally I think it's always cityfags who have constant cop presence telling rural and suburban people they should just twiddle their thumbs and wait for the sheriff to pull up.

>> No.11877303

>>11877082
>priced at a low low cost of only $79.99 +15% gratuity
DIS NIGGA CANT COOK

>> No.11877306

>>11877116
You made absolutely no argument. inb4 nerd rage

>> No.11877387

>>11874109
based perfume poster

>> No.11877400

>>11873802
ACAB

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>>11873803
Wow man, thats so fucking based. Right on bro.

>> No.11877597

>>11873847
>t. Nigger or person who lets niggers fuck your girl

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>>11873847
N

>> No.11877748

>american """"pizza"""""

>> No.11877750

>>11873800
pepperoni, bell peppers, onion with bbq sauce, oregano on a deep pan.
>deep dish
is not pizza

>> No.11877759

>>11873803
How hot is aardvark for a newbie?

>> No.11877848

>>11877748
see: >>11877065

>> No.11877887

>>11873800
The best pizza is found in unassuming joints in the various italian-american suburbs of New Jersey. NY/Chicago a SHIT

>> No.11878329

>>11876212
yes we get it, free market. gubment immoral. stephen molyneux. it's still private citizens relying on others to take care of their problems for them. they might have better crime solved rates, privately owned police force might have better response times, whatever. it's still the same concept.

>> No.11878356

>>11878329
Not at all mr big government shill, read a book instead of listening to your commie professor

>> No.11878444

>>11875275
PLZ NO MIX MY BOARDS I HAVE AUTISM AND I CANT TAKE MIXING NO MIX NO MIX TY SIR OR MAM SIR

>> No.11878450

>>11875188
Cops won't save you from niggers, idiot

>> No.11878458

>>11876661
And that's a good thing!

>> No.11878469

>>11876642
Unironic ancap showing up to say: fuck the parasite and the pig both.
Without the cuffs of taxes, retards like myself could take both np. World of Producers!

>> No.11878606 [DELETED] 

>>11878356
Look dude i'm not even that guy. I'm borderline ancap myself, but I don't see two different versions of people paid to take care of my problems as taking care of them myself. You aren't the pi, you aren't the private police force. You're an individual and you're transfering the work to them. whether you get to choose whether you get to pay for them out of pocket or via taxation makes no difference because as the effect is the same in the terms of what work is occuring. Maybe you should lay out of the books and do some critical thinking exercises, pure theory can only take you so far son.

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>>11878606
Yeah, if someone grabs you on the street and waves a knife in your face you can just call the cops! It's just as good as carrying a gun, right?
Stop calling yourself AnCap when you're this fucking retarded, you LARPing faggot. You're making the real ones look bad.

>> No.11878649

>>11878617
>Stop calling yourself AnCap when you're this fucking retarded, you LARPing faggot.

Look kid I know you think you are cool being ancap but you are no better than a retard who larps as a commie. Get a job and maybe your life will get better

>> No.11878652

>>11873803
'ased and 'dpilled

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>>11878649
That's exactly what I was telling the other guy, idiot.

>> No.11878698

>>11876971
>Where's the welfare
>literally all portions of the chart are forms of welfare except debatably Veteran's benefits.
Are leftards really this ignorant?

>> No.11878707

>>11877759
Aardvark is not hot dude. I'd even call it sweet.

>> No.11878750

>>11877597
t. Liberal faggot who loves government authorities

>> No.11878999

>>11878617
I didn't say carrying a gun yourself, I said private police force and pis, you can handle yourself, but if you think anyone is gonna let you carry on an investigation within a community of people and think they're gonna be fine with you being judge jury and executioner in any case other than blatent self defense then you're absolutely retarded, an agreed upon third party task force within the community would be the only viable way to deal with these issues if we were talking about investigation and law enforcement, you absolute retart.

>> No.11879002

>>11873800
you stupid dumb pig fucker. NY style IS pizza
the rest are cake

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>>11874109
Chicagoan here, my diet of Chicago style pizza, hot dogs, and italian beef has turned me into a perfect sphere.
I am studied by scientists with the sole purpose of determining how to reverse engineer my immaculate rotundity.

>> No.11879780

>>11875188
Yeah I will, when seconds matter police arrive in minutes. We have guns for a reason; to scare and incapacitate packs of nigs like the dogs they are.

>> No.11879873

>>11873800
>any American pizza
Please no

>> No.11880745

>>11873800
Chicago all day. T. Lived in chimpcongo for 10 years.

>> No.11880793

>>11875371
all pedos will be sent to the martian spice mines
it's the final solution

>> No.11880801

>>11877031
Because /ck/ is mostly fags and bitches.

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>>11873847
>shooting niggers and their nigger dogs
Cheers

>> No.11880993

>>11877082
The bottom one is actually closest to an authentic italian pizza, faggot.

>> No.11881017

>>11875142
This but unironically.

>> No.11881033

>>11874109
fuck marry kill

>> No.11881044

>>11875188
das raycis!

>> No.11881193

I'm in Japan so I will celebrate with some weird Japanese abomination.

I picked up a pepperoni, bacon, tomato, corn, and mayo pizza! God bless glorious nippon.

>> No.11881226

https://www.dominos.jp/en/menu
What would you order? I am thinking of the PREMIUM QUATTRO THE ROAST

>> No.11881251

>>11875371
Those little personal pizzas from Pizza Huts at food courts aren't that great, but boy are they chock full of nostalgia.

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>> No.11882994

>>11877759
Its made by white people from Portland, Oregon. You do the math.

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>>11873847
>anchovies

commie scum

>> No.11883033

This thread is why pizza is fucking gay

>> No.11883051

>>11881251
Id kill someone for one of those. The cheese is so dense and flavorful

>> No.11883465

>>11873847
Why do you mind cops throwing nigs in jail

>> No.11883482

>>11883465
Because I don't think you should be in jail for having an ounce in your pocket regardless of your skincolor.
Especially not on the taxpayer dime.

>> No.11883486

>>11873800
Why is American pizza so floppy?

>> No.11883522

>>11883482
Try not committing crimes

>> No.11883526

>>11883465
It's not fair to hold them to the same standard as humans. They make exceptions to the rules so they can graduate school or become a doctor or live in a home they need to do something similar and allow them to rape and murder etc as they can't control themselves. You wouldn't expect to play catch with your cat would you? And it's not because you hate cats

>> No.11883566

>>11883522
Which part of "not on the taxpayer dime" don't you understand, retard?
Go live in London if you like the taste of boot so much.

>> No.11883592

>>11883566
Haha you got busted for weed

>> No.11883817

>>11883522
My brother is a cop and he doesn’t even bother with people if they only have weed. Except if they’re being assholes. It’s a harmless plant and a waste of both time & resources. Like half the guys at his PD smoke weed anyway. Just because something is illegal doesn’t make it wrong.

>> No.11883822

>>11883465
>people should be thrown in jail for being a certain race

You’re on crack

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>>11873800

Humanizing law enforcement in an attempt to make them seem like they are effectively community policing?

yeah, no thanks. I'll have an Italian beef or something else instead of buying into this "support blue" thuggery.

>> No.11883883

>>11883822
>It's ok for blacks to commit crime

Isn't that racist?

>> No.11883966

>>11883883
You literally said all black people belong in prison, stupid

>> No.11884528

>>11883966
not even the same poster and no I didn't?

>> No.11885171

>>11883966

Let's be honest, the world over, black people are just terrible.

>> No.11885852

>>11875692

Have you never heard of Batman?

>> No.11885911

>>11885171
t. Got bullied as a kid and never got over it

>> No.11887520

>>11880993
no shit, retard

>> No.11887622

>>11873800
It's pointless when Detroit Deep Dish is the real kino any day of the week